Counterattack Into a Male God

Ji Yougen didn't know how many daggers were hidden in Ji Yanzhi's body, but his third brother had always been unpredictable and mysterious, so he recovered from shock and asked stupidly after he was surprised. "Brother, have you applied anesthetic to the dagger?"

"Isn't this nonsense? Can the wild boar fall one by one without applying anaesthetic? Anyhow, it's the old hunter's cub, how can you ask such a mentally retarded question?"

Ji Yanzhi's questioning question is really easy to cause myocardial infarction. No, Ji Yougen only feels that his heart is chilled, because he feels that he is a hot chicken compared to his third brother.

They are all the cubs of the old hunters, so the third brother remembers to bring anesthetics for hunting!

Ji Yougen wiped his face and had a new problem.

"With so many wild boars, how did our brothers get down the mountain!"

Ji Yanzhi was too lazy to pay attention to Ji Yougen, who kept asking stupid questions, walked straight to the fallen wild boars and began to retrieve the daggers.

This thing is made of meteorite iron, and the sharpness is better than diamonds.

In addition, Ji Yanzhi is used to it, so every time after using it, he will recycle the dagger into the space.

"Fourth, you go call someone."

After finishing the work of recycling daggers, Ji Yanzhi is in the mood to pay attention to the silly boy, and Ji Yougen is the only one.

It's a pity that Ji Yougen didn't know where his mind went because Ji Yanzhi ignored his relationship a moment ago. Ji Yanzhi called him, but he didn't even hear it. It was Ji Yanzhi who changed his call to kick afterwards, and only then did Ji Yougen, who had no idea where he wandered, summoned his **** back.

"Three brothers, what are you talking about?" Ji Yougen asked slanderously.

Ji Yanzhi had the urge to put his feet on Ji Yougen's face.

His smile is really stupid.

Ji Yanzhi cursed secretly. After all, he restrained the urge to kick people again, and said: "You hurry down the mountain and call the big guy. With so many wild boars, we only rely on our brothers, and I am afraid they will be carried until tomorrow morning. I can't finish it."

"Oh, yes, yes, yes. The third brother's brain reacts quickly." Ji Yougen scratched his head, smiling particularly shyly: "Then I... go now..."

"..."

For the stupid brother, Ji Yanzhi now has no thoughts of complaining about it.

"Fuck off."

I watched Ji Yougen for a few seconds, and then silently looked away.

Ji Yougen rolled obediently.

His speed is very fast, almost really rolling down the mountain in a rolling manner.

At this time, just after midday, most of the farmers who depend on the sky to eat are still busy in the field. Niu Zhaodi and Zhao Xiaohua had just ‘pushed’ the cheeky Zhang Yulan to the door to understand Zhang Yulan. The rice was still half-baked in the pot, so I saw their ‘lively and active’ fourth uncle——

Ji Yougen dashed down the hill like an unchained pup, shouting: "Come on. There are wild boars on the mountain..."

Zhao Xiaohua heard vaguely. When she was still wondering if Ji Yougen had a cramp and was suffering from epilepsy, her man Ji Youliang ran home (flying), took the machete and flew towards him. Ji Yougen ran over.

"Hurry, hurry, and lead the way quickly, let's save the third child together."

Ji Yougen, who was gasping for breath, was bluffed by Ji Youliang's posture of holding a machete to fight people desperately.

Ji Yougen is a little dazed. "Second brother, what are you doing?"

"Didn't you say that the third child was taken by the wild boar, I will take the guy to save the third child."

Ji Yougen: "..."

Ji Yougen: "No, when did I say that the third brother was arched by a wild boar?"

Ji Youliang was dumbfounded: "You just... weren't."

"I was gasping for breath just now, I guess it was vague." After several big gasps, Ji Yougen finally smoothed his rapid breathing. "I mean, when my third brother and I were going up the mountain, we ran into a group of wild boars. Good guy, the third brother hit a dozen wild boars."

"What? A wild boar? Or more than ten?"

The villagers who hurriedly dropped the agricultural tools in their hands and rushed over were all shocked.

This this this...

Sure enough, he deserves to be the cub of the old hunter's family, this shot is extraordinary.

The excited villagers hurriedly followed Ji Yougen up the mountain, as did Niu Zhaodi and Zhao Xiaohua. They are not to watch the excitement, but to—"My third uncle beats so many wild boars, my family should at least be divided into two!"

The village cadres were organizing and arranging for the villagers to carry more than a dozen wild boars that died of excessive blood loss after being in a coma due to anesthetic, and then all the villagers in Shitougou Village would be distributed together. Upon hearing this, I suddenly didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"Little Flower! You..."

"Comrade Zhao Xiaoshu. Please call me Comrade Zhao Xiaohua on important occasions." Zhao Xiaohua didn't give herself the face of her brother as the village party secretary at all, and said righteously: "Only the third uncle of my family has that ability. When encountering wild boars, they did not retreat but instead moved forward, and the swarms were all brought down."

"Indeed, this is the skill of the Ji family's youngest." The captain nodded with deep approval and gave a thumbs up.

Niu Zhaodi and You Rongyan raised a reminder: "Anesthetics, ancestral anesthetics. Our ancestral anesthetics passed down from the ancestors of our old Ji family, which specialize in dealing with large animals, are very difficult to match. Shouldn't we divide one more wild boar?"

The villagers in Shitougou Village knew that Lao Ji’s family had an ancestral anesthetic prescription, and it worked well for medicating small animals or fish in the water on weekdays. But this medicine boar, and one medicine is still a group, is a bit... beyond the imagination of the villagers.

However, it is hard to imagine that the villagers of Shitougou Village did not doubt the abilities of the Ji family's third child. After all, the youngest of the Ji family was the one who used anesthetics the most familiar with the old Ji family since he was young. It's impossible to say that in the few years when the Ji family's youngest went to the army, he improved the anesthetics of the old Ji family's special medicine animal.

The party secretary of Zhaocun, who had completed self-conciliation, was forced by his younger sister's sheer power and agreed to separate the two wild boars in the old Ji's house.

Ji Yanyi hit a total of 17 wild boars, and all the small ones were let go, so the difference in size is not very big. There are 32 households in Shitougou Village. Except for the two wild boars that were allocated to Lao Ji's family alone, the other villagers have almost half a wild boar in each household. In addition to the internal organs of the water, the whole Shitougou village is full of laughter, and the smell of meat continues for several days.

When returning home, Ji Yanzhi said that he had only hired a seven-day holiday, so the men in the old Ji’s house carried the two big wild boars back, and after neatly tidying them up, the old man Ji ordered the craft to be better. Comrade Zhao Xiaohua, his second daughter-in-law, cut half of a wild boar to Ji Yanzhi's barbecue.

Ji Yanzhi originally didn't want it, but after thinking about it, he was not rare, but his comrades who were still in the army must be rare, so he did not refuse.

Zhao Xiaohua thought that there was still one and a half wild boars. It would be nothing to cut half of the wild boar to the third uncle's barbecue, so Le Taotao immediately took the father's order and pulled Niu Zhaodi, who wanted to be lazy, to go to work at this time.

Tie Dan guarded the two sisters playing a game of babbling, while Donkey Dan watched Ji Yanzhi neatly tidy up the water.

"Uncle San." The donkey egg's saliva was splashing, "Do you have stewed sausages today?"

Ji Yanzhi seemed very patient with the few children in the family, and he did not have the impatientness of facing the Guwazi Ji Yougen at all.

"What kind of stewed intestines are you eating? Have you ever eaten the dry-stirred intestines?" The donkey shook his head, so Ji Yanzhi smiled and said, "We will eat that tonight, and the third uncle will make it."

Donkey Dan sucked saliva: "Uncle San, you can actually cook, unlike my father, my mother said that he was too lazy to wish someone to feed his mouth."

"Well, that's why your father is nicknamed an idiot."

Donkey Dan didn't understand how laziness is linked to stupidity. But saying this is recognized as the most promising third uncle in the village, so the donkey egg is like an adult, with his little head lit, and he said with great conviction: "San uncle, you are right, my father is an idiot. ."

After returning home with Ji Youliang carrying a wild boar, Ji Youcai, who was sent to collect firewood afterwards, came back with a basket of firewood on his back, and heard the declaration from his second son saying that he was an idiot.

Ji Youcai almost vomited his heart out. "Donkey eggs, you want to be beaten, don't you? You wait, today you must beat you out and make your donkey eggs turn into shi eggs."

Donkey Dan was confused and didn't know where Ji Youcai's anger had come from. Zhao Ji Youcai made a grimace because of the help of Niu, who was protecting the cubs.

"Slightly, Ji Youcai is an idiot!"

Ji Yanzhi smiled: "Donkey Dan, how do you know your father's name is Ji Youcai? Do you know what your own name is?"

"My name is donkey egg, Ji donkey egg. My mother said that I picked it from the donkey **** egg, so I called it the donkey egg."

——This explanation...

It's better than picking it up from the trash can or under the bridge piers!

Ji Yanzhi refrained from laughing, and seriously stopped Ji Youcai, who was thunderous, and prevented him from beating the child.

"I said, eldest brother, Tie Dan and Donkey Dan are all at school age, why didn't you give them big names? Like Xiaoyue and Xiaoxing, but when they reach their first birthday, they will be famous."

The twins Xiaoyue and Xiaoxing, whose names are Jiyue and Jixing, are very common, but they are more beautiful than flowers and grass. Regarding Tiedan and Donkey Dan, I don’t know if Ji Youcai’s brain capacity is worse than that of Ji Yougen’s Guwazi, or if he wants to take a tall name, he has been undecided, so the two brothers, Tidan and Donkey Dan Almost entering the village primary school, he has not yet taken a name.

Moreover, Ji Youcai's brain capacity is really not as good as that of the last season. One of Ji Yan asked me to be stunned. He also asked Ji Yanzhi, "Did I not give Tiedan and Donkey a name?"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."