COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Harrow Amuro fell into autism, but Hill Cat didn't show the slightest complacency, just lying beside Shuji Tsushima with an unlovable attitude.

"It's really good." Tsushima Shuji touched the cat's head.

Shuji Tsushima had a better look at the cat, given the fact that the cat had just beaten Harrow.

Then keep it.

Give me a hard punch to that stupid dog!

Bourbon should never try to scare himself by releasing Harrow in the future.

hum.

"As soon as Harrow appears in front of me in the future, you will beat him up for me."

"Do you know?" Tsushima Shuji lowered his head and whispered to Hill Cat.

"Huh?" He shook Hill Cat's head.

"Meow~" the white cat called out reluctantly.

It's pure cat meowing.

Not so-called language.

This cat...

Just learning to meow.

"If you please me, as soon as I'm in a good mood, I may be willing to let you go~" The black-haired boy smiled unpredictably, and his words were meaningful.

That special cat...

It's no ordinary cat after all.

The white cat with golden and blue eyes recovered immediately and raised his head.

Seriously stretch out a cat paw.

"Ah, do you want to pull the hook with me or give me a high five..." Tsushima Shuji touched his chin and looked at the cat's paw.

"Well, pull the hook." Then the method was decided.

"A liar has to swallow a thousand needles." The smile was unclear.

I haven't tried the death method of swallowing a thousand needles.

how to think…

It's all painful.

This way of dying is not good at all.

The white cat jumped off the sofa and toured the entire apartment, as if inspecting his future territory.

After a long pause at the door of Shuji Tsushima's room, he silently changed his direction.

As if there were some monsters hidden in the room that would devour everything, it scared the whole cat to fry.

"Private space, the cats are gone." Tsushima Shuji sat on the sofa and crossed it with both hands seriously.

"You just sleep here." He pointed to the single sofa beside him.

"Meow?" The white cat walked to the single sofa and put its paws on the sofa.

"Well, it's yours." Tsushima Shuji nodded.

So Hill Miao jumped onto the sofa and comfortably rolled up.

And Amuro Toru…

Looking at Harrow with tears in his eyes, and then at the white cat who was very relaxed on the single sofa, he sighed tiredly.

Your own dog can't beat the new cat.

The sofa I usually sit on has also become the cat's bed.

The apartment seemed to be gradually losing his place.

"Bourbon—" The boy's voice was long.

"It's time for you to clean~" The words that came out were like a whisper of a demon.

Bourbon: …

Oh, at least the cleaning position will always belong to him.

Obviously Jingguang is also beside me—! !

…

Amuro swept the ground expressionlessly (mainly Sauluo and Hill's hair).

Tsushima Shuji sat on the sofa happily watching the uncut video with his mother.

This is one of his daily sources of joy.

No matter how many times I watch it, the helplessness of the social animals and the thought-provoking remarks that pop up from time to time are very interesting~

Although he doesn't like this kind of attitude of [living for the sake of living] [living for the sake of what and how]...

Just like in memory, he was addicted to something with interesting structure when he was a child.

But when people tell him that [these are to make people's lives easier], the so-called interesting things are no longer interesting.

Become ordinary and featureless.

Tsushima Shuji didn't know what kind of answer he wanted to hear.

After all…

will not be [exist for xx]

Just like the question that he has always been very confused about [what exactly do people live for? 】

No, maybe it shouldn't be said human.

Rather...

【I / Tsushima Shuji / Dazai Osamu, what do I live for? 】

[Man lives for himself]

Tsushima Shuji committed suicide time and time again, experiencing the feeling between life and death.

As if to live to die.

But…

[it's not true]

He was just looking for something that would make him want to stay in this world.

Find the meaning of life to him.

but…

[All the worlds can't find what he wants]

[Nothing or anyone can stop him from chasing death]

Not even Tsushima Shuji himself.

[If man was born to redeem himself]

[Then death is redemption for me]

It wasn't anyone else who caused all this, but Shuji Tsushima himself.

"The more useful guys like Hakuba, the better..." Tsushima Shuji sighed.

"Is there anyone in the organization who can be a detective..."

That way you can push the case to them!

"There should be." Amuro said with a complicated expression.

At the beginning, he got an Amuro Detective Agency, but it was occupied by Tsushima Shuji and became the Tsushima Detective Agency.

There are a lot of people in the organization who are similar to him.

He opened a so-called detective agency, but he didn't spend his time solving cases seriously.

because…

They need time to train and do tasks.

Moreover, not everyone, like Kaa, has the so-called mind that can read people's hearts.

"Even though gin is also suitable for being a detective..." Tsushima Shuji lost his tone.

"No, he's not suitable." Amuro Toru rescued a gin.

Gin's face to be a detective who appears in the news every day?

The spies from various countries may be able to surround each other in an instant.

"There are well-known detectives in the organization, one of you is enough." Amuro said in a complicated tone.

After all, Shuji Tsushima alone has already beaten countless people.

Just like the amount of tasks Gin can do for one person...can top the organization...well...the amount of tasks that a group of members add together.

"So you can honestly solve the case for the police tomorrow." Amuro said with a bright smile.

"Tomorrow? I'm going to school tomorrow." Tsushima Shuji glanced at Amuro Toru with a strange expression.

"I'm a junior high school student! And I'm still in the third grade! I'm a junior high school student who is facing the entrance exam! My job should be studying! It's not catching criminals!"

Toru Amuro:…

Before jumping off the building in order to play truant~www.readwn.com~ even lied that his legs and arms had broken and broken, and who could only be in a wheelchair?

Do you think about your student's job now?

"I would rather go to school than work for the police." Tsushima Shuji had a painful expression, as if he had suffered countless grievances.

"Your classmates really like Shuji Tsushima, why are you so resistant to going to school..." Midorikawa looked at Shuji Tsushima's expression with a helpless smile.

"...Too many people's liking is also a burden." Tsushima Shuji sighed deeply.

"This is all the trouble caused by my **** charm..." Touching his chest, he said sadly.

As if feeling guilty for being so attractive.

Amuro Toru and Midorikawa each turned their heads and stopped looking at each other.

The white cat lying on her stomach looked stiff, and her eyes were full of confusion.

As if in wonder at what he saw.