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[Famous scene 5: Awkward dance saves the world!]

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Save the world!

What a grand title.

Star-Lord snapped up.

"I saved the world?"

"No, it should be said that we saved the world~ world. "

"Me, Gamora, raccoon, drax, and ......-"

"Groot!"

Star-Lord was a little excited.

Save the world, that is - the heroes of the whole world.

Then the previous social death scene.

It can be overshadowed completely!

"It's time to redeem my handsome image!"

A smile tugged at Star-Lord's lips.

"But what's going on with the awkward dance?"

......

Gamora looked at the title.

I feel like I've seen the Arabian Nights.

Awkward dance?

Save the world?

These two words can be arranged and combined together?

Is this serious?

Gamora couldn't help but wonder about life.

"I, save the world. "

"But don't be embarrassed. "

"Please!"

......

The rocket is still immersed in the sadness of the previous famous scene.

However, after seeing the new title.

His eyes widened.

"Awkward dance saves the world?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Groot, what do you think...... Huh?"

The rocket raised its head.

I saw the humble Groot twist his waist.

It's not a very graceful dance.

Rocket was stunned for a long time.

Eyelids jumped.

"Forget it, it's good if you're happy. "

"It doesn't matter if it's an awkward dance or not. "

"At least we saved the world. "

......

Kling Prison.

Drax began to dance.

Twist your waist like a swimming ring.

Someone was passing by outside.

See Drax like this.

My eyelids jumped.

"Destroyer, what are you doing?"

Drax laughed.

"Saving the world, of course!"

All:???

Drax had killed many of Ronan's men.

Violent and ferocious.

So in Kling Prison.

Enjoy a high status.

Even if he was confused by Drax's behavior.

The crowd did not dare to ask more.

Keep your head down and leave quickly.

(In the comics, the Destroyer is extremely powerful and can kill Thanos alone.) But the movie is an epic nerf, and it makes a big fool...... ）

Drax was still dancing.

In his opinion, this will save the world.

......

[The scene after the spaceship landed, after the explosion.] 】

[Rocket Raccoon hugs a tree branch on the ground, his face full of grief.] 】

[In the spaceship behind him, Ronan walked out.] 】

[Carrying a hammer in his hand.] 】

[It is inlaid with a power gem.] 】

[Rocket gritted his teeth and turned around.] 】

[Rocket: You killed Groot!]

[Then rushed up.] 】

Ronan just gently grips the hammer. 】

[The Power Gem erupted with a breath.] 】

[Rocket Raccoon is catapulted off.] 】

[Ronan: See, this is bullshit Guardians of the Galaxy, vulnerable!]

[The rocket secretly got up and began to use the remnants of the scene to modify the weapon.] 】

[Ronan: Ignorant pariahs, forsake your lowly and ignorant gods!

[He raises his hammer high.] 】

[I want to give everyone a little shock.] 】

[Ronan: Pizza Hut, yay!]

This is actually an alien sentence.

It's just that the pronunciation is similar to that of Pizza Hut.

The real meaning is: that's me!

[Ronan proclaimed himself the savior.] 】

[Accompanied by a BGM full of oppression.] 】

[It makes people feel extremely desperate. 】

[Especially the existence of the Power Gem.] 】

Destruction has come. 】

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Earth.

Stark Industries.

Tony's eyes narrowed.

"I have to say that this person's sense of oppression is stronger than Loki's. "

"That's about ten Lokis. "

"Of course, this should be thanks to that gem. "

Tony's attention.

Always placed on the Power Gem.

He was thinking.

If this gem is set on the armor.

Will it work wonders?

......

S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury's face was solemn.

"This guy invades the earth. "

"Can the Avengers handle it?"

"Then again, this thing looks familiar. "

Nick Fury began to ponder.

He seemed to have seen Ronan somewhere.

Since Ronan is an alien.

Nick Fury scavenged the memory.

Moments of having seen aliens.

He remembered!

More than ten years ago, when Captain Marvel came to Earth.

Except for the Skrulls.

There's another group of people, it's this Ronan!

However, Ronan at that time ......

was directly frightened away by a look from Captain Marvel.

Thinking of this, Nick Fury breathed a sigh of relief.

He dared to assert.

Ronan didn't dare to come to Earth.

......

Jail.

Ant-Man hunched his neck.

He felt fear like never before.

"Are aliens so violent?"

"I will never fight aliens in the future. "

"It's really horrible. "

The guard nodded.

Agreed.

......

[Ronan raises the hammer high.] 】

[Obviously, he wanted to give a little shock.] 】

[Just when the atmosphere is tense.] 】

[A strange singing voice is heard.] 】

[Star-Lord: oh~ kid, this will all pass. 】

[Ronan's eyes were obviously stunned. 】

[The whole person was stunned in place. 】

[What's going on?]

[It looks like something dirty is dancing.] 】

[Ronan turned his head to look, and even slowly lowered the hammer.] 】

[Star-Lord: oh~ kid, everything will get better. 】

Star-Lord: Listen to the beautiful lyrics. oh ~ child, everything will pass. 】

Ronan looked confused. 】

[Gamora tilted his head, and said that this thing is okay, right?]

[Star-Lord: Here comes the key part!]

[He waved his hand and began to do the dance moves.] 】

[Jumping on both legs, opening and closing both hands.] 】

Star-Lord: One day, we'll have a way. 】

[Ronan can't help it: What are you doing?]

[Star-Lord twisted his waist and abdomen: Doudan, buddy, you come too.] 】

[After speaking, I raised my legs high. 】

[Ronan is a domineering villain who looks like a confused baby at the moment. 】

[Star-Lord reaches out and invites Gamora to join him.] 】

[Gamora shakes her head in defiance.] 】

[Star-Lord was not embarrassed, he took it back and continued to jump.] 】

[Ronan: What the are you doing?]

......

on a spaceship.

Star-Lord himself was stunned.

"What the am I doing?"

"So many people died, and the situation was so critical. "

"Am I dancing?"

"Am I a fool?"

Star-Lord's face is full of doubts.

He is about his future mental condition.

Full of worries.

The most important thing is that the awkward dance is not terrible.

The scary thing is that someone helps you reminisce!

"It turns out that dancing is such an embarrassing thing. "

"Forget it, no matter. "

"At least when I'm dancing, I'm happy. "

Star-Lord enlightened himself optimistically.

......

Gamora stared at the screen in a daze.

"What is this?"

"I'm ...... with something like this."

"Became friends?"

Gamora covered her forehead.

Embarrassment was written all over his face.

It's Star-Lord who is obviously ashamed.

Why do you feel that you are dead?

It's like a friend going out on the street.

Your friend has a big grin and a very loud braggart.

Passers-by could hear it.

From time to time, there are mocking glances.

You can only be disgraced along with it.

Gamora sighed heavily.

"Although the character is passable. "

"But there must be something wrong with IQ. "

"Well, very problematic. "

......

Rocket Raccoon laughed.

"Is this Star-Lord a fool?"

"He wants to use the Fighting Dance to defeat Ronan?"

"It's whimsical. "

"Then again, I'm here too. "

"What am I doing at this time?"

Groot is still dancing.

It feels more and more that dancing ......

It seems that it can really save the world!(Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

......

In prison.

Drax is still dancing.

Look at Star-Lord in the video.

"It's not a good move, it won't save the world. "

"It should be like I want, pouting my ass. "

"That's how we can save the world. "

Drax dances his own.

Twisting and turning.

The scene is called a funny.

......

Stark Industries.

Tony rubbed his temples.

"Seriously, Star-Lord's dancing skills are not complimentary. "

"In my opinion, it's better to let the American team play. "

"The U.S. team is definitely more suitable. "

"After all, he made his debut in the draft. "

The beauty team of the year took the stage to dance with the hot girls.

That's how it became famous.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a draft debut. []

Hear such a description.

Pepper and Harpy couldn't help but be happy.

Tony coughed lightly.

"Don't laugh. "

"It's disrespectful to the U.S. team. "

As a result, the two laughed even louder.

......

Arctic Ocean.

The U.S. team sneezed several times in quick succession.

"Somebody must be talking about me. "

"Chances are Tony Stark. "

"He must be joking about what I did when I performed on stage. "

I have to say, between Team America and Tony.

It's really sympathetic.

Well-informed.

The two haven't even met in real life.

Just through video.

They get to know each other well.

This is doomed, fate.

The two are best friends.

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S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury looks at the video.

A smile tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"If only the Guardians of the Galaxy could come to Earth. "

"I'm going to have to get Star-Lord, and Team America. "

"Let's dance together!"

Widow: "I agree. "

Hawkeye: "I'd love to see it too." "

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[Ronan: What the hell are you doing?]

Ask for flowers0

His patience has run out. 】

[Obviously about to rule the world.] 】

[It turns out that a fool is wasting time here.] 】

[Star-Lord is also aware.] 】

Ronan's patience is exhausted. 】

[It's time for a showdown!]

Star-Lord: I'm drawing your attention, Big Flowerface. 】

[The sound of a gun being loaded is heard on the other side.] 】

[Ronan turns his head sharply to look.] 】

[I saw that the rocket had transformed the weapon.] 】

[Drax holds his gun.] 】

[The rocket connects the wire and activates the weapon.] 】

【Bang!】

[The cannonball shoots out, shooting Ronan's hammer.] 】

Ronan's eyes are tilted to the right at the hammer. 】

[A pair of big white eyes, which are unusually conspicuous in the lens.] 】

[The quality of his hammer is obviously not good.] 】

[As soon as a cannonball is fired, it begins to shatter.] 】

[The Power Gem also popped out.] 】

[The crisis is quietly being resolved. 】

......

on a spaceship.

Star-Lord breathed a sigh of relief.

"Great, I'm not stupid. "

"Awkward dancing is just a strategy. "

"It's just to attract the enemy's attention. "

Knowing that he was dancing awkwardly, he wasn't going crazy.

Star-Lord was in a much better mood.

As long as Ronan's hammer breaks.

He couldn't control the Power Gem.

Then the crisis of the universe.

It will also be quietly resolved.

Star-Lord was in a good mood.

In front of the light curtain, he began to twist his waist.

Dance to celebrate.

......

Gamora was in a good mood.

She suddenly felt that Star-Lord was not so unbearable.

This person still has a bit of a brain.

"It seems that he can carry it well. "

"As a teammate, he's qualified. "

"However, that gem turned out to be a power gem......"

Gamora's face grew solemn.

Gems of Strength, six Infinite Primogems.

One of the most frightening.

This gemstone is capable of imparting pure power.

As long as the user is strong enough.

You can use enough strength to break the shackles of time and space.

The Space Gem and the Time Gem are also just younger brothers.

Of course, there is no such strong person in the movie at the moment.

But Thanos is at this level.

Get the Power Gem.

Also almost invincible.

Gamora's heart swelled with deep worry.

"Reality, space, mind, power. "

"Four jewels, all alive. "

"There is still strength and soul left. "

Gamora's face.

Gradually becoming ugly.

She didn't know where the remaining two gems were.

But it's clear.

With Thanos' abilities.

Definitely able to find it.

"It feels like the crisis is getting closer. "

"If you really let my father find it. "

"Then the universe is over. "

Gamora fell into deep concern.

......

"Groot, do you see? "

"My modified weapon. "

"Smashed Rod's Hammer!"

Rockets are now proud.

It is a weapon genius.

Take advantage of a bunch of debris.

You can transform a gun.

It also broke the power primordial stone.

Such an unbelievable thing.

Who can do that?

Rocket laughed merrily.

Groot smiled innocently, too.

“IamGroot！"

Rocket said, "That's right, I'm the best!"

"Of course, Groot, you're not bad either. "

"You're the best, too!"

Groot smiled happily.

......

Kling Prison.

Drax looked at the video.

A look of confusion.

"Since I fired the gun. "

"Why don't you just hit Ronan. "

"Instead, you want to hit the hammer?"

"Why the hell is that?"

Drax was puzzled.

Actually, in that case.

Playing Ronan is by no means the best option.

Because the hammer remains intact.

There is still a risk of being snatched back.

Only to break the hammer.

Makes Ronan unable to use the Power Gem.

to the greatest extent and weaken his strength.

Drax's brain.

I can't figure it out at all.

But he didn't bother to dig deeper.

Keep dancing.

"Dancing really saves the world. "

"I'm going to have to dance more in the future. "

"Save the world a few more times. "

Dasha's brain circuits.

It's really hard to understand.

......

[The hammer shatters, and the power gem flies out.] 】

Star-Lord pounces on it. 】

[Grab Ronan before you go, catch the Power Gem.] 】

However, not everyone can harness the Power Gem. 】

[Star-Lord's body as a demihuman and demigod.] 】

[I can't carry the power gem at all.] 】

[Cracks appear on the body and begin to shatter.] 】

[Great pain, eroding his body.] 】

Even so, Star-Lord still doesn't let go. 】

[He must not let Ronan get the gem!]

[The scene can be described as extremely chaotic.] 】

Star-Lord is sacrificing himself. 】

[But at this critical moment, a hand reached out...... Six].