Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

The officials and staff of the MI Office were stunned.

Just like a Hollywood blockbuster, the giant monsters that only existed in movies in the past are attacking the United States, and they are aggressive, pointing directly at California. A little carelessness will result in heavy casualties and endless troubles. The nation is in danger, the country is in crisis, and The top leader of this country is actually saying...

-Great?

Grand Commander Chuan Abao's face was flushed and he was beyond words of excitement. He turned a blind eye to the expressions of the people in the room and fell into his own world.

He was laughing wildly.

"Let that Alzheimer's in Pennsylvania eat shit! I win! I win!"

A Chuan muttered to himself: "Great, great, the giant beast invaded the United States, an unprecedented enemy, the United States is in great danger, and now it is a state of war!"

"And I am the wartime president!"

"I will command the four branches of the military, defend the homeland of America, and protect the good people who live here! I will be Franklin Delano Roosevelt!"

"But I'm not like him! I don't have polio!" he shouted, waving his arms as he looked at the members of the safety committee and his staff, "I can wake up every morning! Every day!"

The people at the MI Office looked at each other.

There was the same helplessness in his eyes.

- He started again.

- Let him be happy first.

- We can't do anything until he stops.

However, it is not easy to make the excited commander quiet down. After all, according to the evaluation of the former defense minister Ma who has been fired, Achuan is like an eleven-year-old bear child, whose understanding ability, behavior and IQ Can't understand, and now, the bear boy picked up his mobile phone.

"Yes! yes! That's it!"

He murmured, "I want to announce this good news to the entire American people! I want the world to know that under my leadership America will defeat a terrible enemy!"

"Not only that, but the entire fight is live-streamed, on YouTube! On Twitter! On Facebook! And even on that **** Chinese software!"

Speaking of this, A Chuan, who was mixed with excitement and anger, waved his arms again: "I want everyone to see how I defend the United States! Bye [beep-] that Alzheimer's! Lope [beep-] that old **** The serial killer in Xi [beep-]! And fxcking Oskuko! Bannon's stupid pig! Hollywood sluts! All the **** who mocked me, smeared me, insulted me, and made fun of me!"

"I want to make them all look good!"

Ah Chuan said loudly: "How did I make America! Again! Great! Great!"

A tweet is edited at breakneck speed.

"I-will-defend-America!"

—I will defend America.

As soon as this tweet was sent, it was seen by netizens from all over the world, but this endless sentence was like a soulful cry of "China!!", and it was red with cerebral palsy The neck reposted without hesitation, and then attracted crazy complaints from various twisted Sichuan honeys.

"Okay, who is this time? China? Iraq? Russia? North Korea?"

"It sounds like our chief is going to get into the phone booth and rip off his clothes."

"So, does the corruption case on the wall on the US-Mexico border have anything to do with you?"

These malicious and vitriolic comments are no longer in the face of the commander-in-chief. He is complacent, and the second tweet is ready to go.

At this moment, the officials in the office finally came to their senses.

The then U.S. Secretary of Defense, Epper, winked at the security advisor standing by the door. The other party immediately understood, opened the door a crack, and gestured to the outside.

Immediately afterwards, the defense chief suddenly stood up and held down the chief commander's phone.

"Sir, Mr. President, do you want to make this matter public?"

"Yes! The American people have the right to know!"

"...The President of the United States!" The Secretary of Defense spoke faster, "Please act cautiously, this is not a reasonable option, the current situation in the United States is not good, and public sentiment is no longer enough to bear such a major historical event, which is in line with our The plan didn't work out - at this stage, we can't make these supernatural things, powers, and phenomena public! We're going to follow the plan!"

"The plan? You mean your army approves the release of a few UFO videos like a pussy, and then doesn't explain anything, leaving the conspiracy theorists to guess?"

Based on Ah Chuan's psychological state and personality state, he will not listen to any objection.

He shouted, "The plan is the plan I made! Tell the people now! And tell them not to worry because I will defend them! I will defend America!"

The Chief of Defense took a deep breath and said solemnly, "What if the war doesn't go well?"

A Chuan was stunned for a moment: "Why the **** didn't it go well?"

Although since the 1960s, people have been terrified and lost for ten years and even dared not even dare to say a word, but in the 1990s, the Gulf War and the death of the giant bear, the United States eliminated all psychological shadows, and even regarded victory as a victory. As a matter of course, thinking about the problem does not think about what to do if it fails.

The general leader rolled his eyes: "What the **** are you talking about?"

"…"

calm.

The Minister of Defense said solemnly, "Don't forget the defeat of Komora and Biagan!"

A Chuan stared and said, "You mean, this thing was made by that Chinese boy!?"

"…"

At this moment, Epper thought of his predecessor, the former Minister of Defense Ma.

The other party was dismissed for some inappropriate remarks - he evaluated the intelligence and understanding of the chief commander like a fifth or sixth grade child.

"Of course not, but sir, the enemies we face are no longer those Middle Eastern countries with no air superiority, backward equipment, and low industrial capabilities! They are life forms that we have never known before! Something is definitely supernatural!"

He took a deep breath and explained to the great commander: "This means that we don't know whether the existing weapon can knock it down neatly or not! Even if we are 99% sure, we can't ignore it. That one percent! If! I mean if, if our combined attack didn't kill the monster, but angered it or made it flee to the deep sea, or even rush to the homeland at a faster speed, even to California, Going over Long Beach and wreaking havoc in LA — what to do?"

The Minister of Defense looked directly at his boss: "Countless property losses, and casualties..."

Achuan has no words.

But it is impossible to make him change his mind! Just like his reaction after being stunned by his staff countless times, Ah Chuan shouted out the words he had called many times.

"I-don't-fuxking-care!"

- I don't **** care.

He exclaimed, "Californians never vote for me anyway! They've always been against me! Let that monster be smashed! Better go all the way to Hollywood and get all the fake stars who scold me all the time to please my fans. Kill it! I want to see how the monsters really come this time, how they save the world!"

The officials of the Office of Military Intelligence covered their heads and pretended not to hear.

Only the poor defense chief was on the front line: "So what about the impact? That monster really washed ashore, how to evacuate the people, how to explain to the people, how to..."

Ah Chuan listened to it without hesitation, and offered the second of his famous words.

"I-don't-know! I-just-do!"

- I don't know, just do it.

The commander took back the phone, and the second tweet was about to be sent.

-Failed to send.

He frowned and knocked on the phone: "what-the..."

The Secretary of Defense and the Security Advisor exchanged tacit glances.

Speaking of which, people outside will definitely not believe it. The most important job of the White House staff team is to deal with a commander who lacks common sense and likes to mess around, including but not limited to, drafting outrageous and ridiculous official documents on a whim of the commander. Sneak away or hide, or delay and divert the attention of the Grand Commander when he is about to make a decision that endangers national security.

Anyway, with Achuan's memory and attention, he would forget about it when he turned his head.

Now, they have undoubtedly one more job.

That is to stop Ah Chuan from tweeting inappropriate content when necessary.

This great work is also "long history". As early as two years ago, some staff in the White House tried to establish a "Twitter Committee" to pre-review every post published by Achuan. It seems that such a link has been seen before. — but it didn’t work out, and Twitter, a nefarious tool, has long been a nuisance to aides, teaching them sleepless nights and even state officials complaining.

The former chief of staff was exhausted physically and mentally. He tried to prevent or limit the chief commander's right to tweet, but there was no way, because in any case, the private bedroom of the American ruler was inviolable, and Chuanbao could hide in his own bedroom to tweet. Anything he wanted to tweet, and the chief of staff, who was outside in vain, had no choice but to rage.

So the chief of staff referred to Achuan's bedroom as "the devil's studio", and the time when Achuan tweeted intensively, such as early morning and Sunday night, was described as "witch hour."

Because Ah Chuan used Twitter to stab the basket, not once or twice.

The most classic and most terrifying one, still makes everyone's heart linger.

At that time, Ah Chuan was sitting in the Oval Office, looking at the various expenditure reports of the U.S. military, and suddenly felt very uncomfortable. He was very difficult to understand why the United States spent 3.5 billion US dollars every year to maintain the garrison in South Korea - those Qiu Ba even brought the whole family. Old and young, very expensive.

So he offered his opinion.

And ready to send another tweet.

—I want to withdraw the family members of the U.S. military stationed in South Korea back home.

Except for Chuanbao, everyone will understand the seriousness of this tweet - the withdrawal of the families of the US military stationed in South Korea means that the US military is about to launch a full-scale attack on North Korea.

It is conceivable that once this tweet is sent, General Jin is afraid that he will immediately plant the sun in the south.

Fortunately, there were officials from the Pentagon in Ah Chuan's office at the time. After hearing this, he almost urinated on the carpet and tried his best to convince Chuanbao.

Since then, limiting Twitter when necessary has become one of the staff's iron rules.

as it is now.

Although it is difficult for them to grab his Samsung mobile phone from the commander, they can cut off his network.

Ah Chuan's tweets are not enough, and he can't imagine that the two or five boys around him have moved their hands and feet. After all, he is seventy or eighty years old. Twitter is the only source of his understanding of the world. What he likes to do most is to watch alone. After a few hours of TV, no one was seen, no one paid attention, he was such a lonely boy.

Chuanbao frowned and tapped his phone: "What the **** is going on?"

The Minister of Defense took advantage of the situation to start a new persuasion. Taking advantage of this time, he had briefly communicated with his colleagues and came up with the best policy to persuade the commander.

Because he is narcissistic, paranoid, saves face, likes to brag, pushes the envelope, and actually has a strong self-esteem.

He said: "Mr. President, according to your plan, we will send the four major military services to jointly attack, and even broadcast live broadcasts around the world. You want to use this to show the strength of the United States and your will, but if the effect of the attack is unsatisfactory, you may even encounter Frustration, what will happen then?"

The Secretary of Defense used an intimidating, instructive tone, like coaxing a child.

"The whole world will see us as a laughing stock, our allies will look down on us privately, our enemies will openly laugh at us, those in the world who are hostile to the free world, those in Asia, Africa and even Latin America, will Considered the perfect material to mock us..."

He whispered: "Even at home, your competitors and rival parties will criticize you for poor command, and even your supporters will be disappointed that you cannot defend America well..."

"A new round of riots may happen, those doomsday believers will spread riots everywhere, even capital's confidence in the United States will decline, capital will be withdrawn from the United States, the market will be shaken by panic, our stock market will have big problems - like this Can you bear the consequences?"

Ah Chuan was silent for thirty seconds.

He looked away, nodded and said, "Okay, okay, then what do you say?"

The Minister of Defense turned his head to look at the giant monster that was advancing, and said without hesitation: "Use nuclear weapons to destroy this thing while civilian satellites and civilian ships do not find it!"

At this moment, a member of the Security Committee, who had not spoken, said: "If nuclear weapons are dropped in the waters close to the US territory, they will definitely be observed. How can I explain it to the people and the media? How can I explain it to other countries? It was a nuclear explosion after all."

The Secretary of Defense turned to look at him: "The US Air Force Global Strike Command released the news first, saying that this is an ordinary test launch plan, the launch schedule is formulated three to five years in advance, and each launch plan must be advanced in advance. Half a year to a year of preparation has nothing to do with any events happening in the current world!"

"So, what will happen?"

Another security committee raised his pen and pointed to the sea monster: "Will a nuclear bomb blow it up or melt it? I mean, we at least have to figure out where this thing came from and how it came about, which requires Autopsy, assays, and research—is there a need for a collection plan, and a relatively intact body?"

The Minister of Defense hesitated.

At this moment, Trump patted the table: "I still want the world to see the power of the United States!"

-Grass.

The Minister of Defense looked at Ah Chuan as if he had eaten shit.

Ah Chuan was also looking at him, with displeased and disapproval in his eyes.

He kicked out the former defense chief Ma, and promoted this one, but soon, Achuan also saw the essence of this **** - when Nico was rioting, he refused to send troops to suppress him, which made him Achuan incarnate into a bunker Boy, who was ridiculed by the whole internet, actually dared to raise a bar against him with the Constitution.

Ignoring the kindness of knowing and encountering is really depressing.

- Fired you after the election.

"We can choose the best of both worlds."

The witty Trump has also figured out the perfect solution, and no one knows this better than him.

"Double insurance," he said, "This is a good opportunity to show the world the strength of the United States and unite the American people. It's been difficult for your military to do it recently. The army e-sports team throws a white phosphorus bomb in the game and it will be completely killed. This is an excellent opportunity to show a positive image, it is more useful than ten Transformers, in addition, we also need the specimen of that guy."

"So, double insurance."

A Chuan snapped his fingers: "The reporter who signed the non-disclosure agreement set off with the army to film the scene of the four major military services launching the attack. If the war goes well, we will immediately switch to the live broadcast of the whole network, and the powerful US military under my wise command will defeat this alien. Humans, subterranean creatures, radiation mutants, or whatever it is—the whole process of defeating and killing it must be seen by the whole world!”

"If something really doesn't go well, then don't broadcast live, we'll use nuclear bombs."

He looked at everyone in the office, and there was no discussion in his tone, only orders.

"Just do it!"

The officials looked at each other and suddenly realized that the idea seemed like a good one too.

The Minister of Defense thought for a moment, then nodded slowly: "You convinced me, sir, I will immediately hold a combat meeting and prepare to launch a joint strike against this invading enemy."

He stood up, thought of one thing, and emphasized to Ah Chuan: "Please don't tweet! Please, please, don't act rashly, Mr. President."

The Golden Retriever commander waved his hand impatiently.

Thus, the war machine of America began to operate.

The knight Astofor, which is chopping through the waves in the eastern Pacific Ocean, with fog crystals and a huge sea monster illusion, is heading towards the land of the only superpower on earth, neither slow nor fast.

A violent blow from the most powerful military force of human beings on earth will soon come.

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PS1: 5,000 words - by the way, 6,000 words were updated yesterday and the day before yesterday, and the four days before the day before yesterday were 5,500 words, so the 3,000 words owed have been subtly repaid, see next month Let's write a little more, although the recent plots are more difficult to write.

PS2: And a statement, the political figures in the article are not from reality, you can see that the names are different, and the words and deeds of the fictional American commander in the article are not made up and fabricated, whether it is events, words or characters. In reality, the best-selling books in the United States are written by Bolton and Bannon, by Trump's niece, and by Woodward - by the way, the last one was the whole time against Nixon and the Watergate scandal. The man of the press who took it off his horse.

PS3: So, writing this chapter is actually quite emotional. I used to think that Trump was a wise and shrewd businessman, but the more I read, the more I felt that he was a bad and stupid pure idiot, until I wrote this plot. After looking through a lot of information, I gradually confirmed this view - but the absurdity of the world lies in this, such a paranoid, crazy and stupid guy can actually lead the United States and cause us such a big trouble, which makes me have to feel the modern bureaucratic system. Perfect and powerful, I can't help but sigh about the wealth of the American family. There is still a long way to go. The revolution has not yet succeeded. It is far from the time of victory. Let's encourage each other.