Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

Kant pressed the parrot's head and pushed her forcibly close face outward.

He shouted, "You're a parrot, not a tauren!"

"Kou Jie Kou Jie, sir, don't resist, let me give you the highest enjoyment."

"—Hey! What the **** are you doing!"

As the parrot grabbed Kant's arm, he smiled like a slut: "Of course, the enjoyment of this kind of excitement makes you feel the absolute shame between being immoral and happy..."

Kant roared: "—You must have been peeking at the things in my computer! You are a pervert!"

"By the way, in the process of this intimate contact, let your whole body be stained with my smell as much as possible, and then being smelled by the gorilla or even the princess of the ocean horse will make you fall into the Shura field where you can't tell the difference..."

"Axiba! It's so vicious! I gave you snacks for the game console, TV generator, and even taught you to play games on the computer before. Have you forgotten all the kindness that I gave you to eat, drink, and sleep!"

The parrot sneered: "Nonsense! Everyone in my time knew that Phoenix King Malekis had clear grievances! Didn't I say that I would use Dereira to repay you for your game and computer drama snacks and drinks!"

"—then how generous you are!"

The previous generation of Phoenix Kings gladly accepted such praise: "One yard is one yard, what's the matter with you doing this today? Let the Goethe people do this stinky and long etiquette process, and let me say boringly there. With diplomatic rhetoric, you hide and play NS to greedy me - do you dare to say you didn't mean it? Don't you want to see me like that? Kant, you want to see blood, if that's the case, then take it!"

"Objection!" Kant retorted, "You did it first!"

"You are innocent again out of thin air! Where did I do it!"

"Sending a diplomatic note to Goethe to come here as Dereira, isn't that a whole lot of work?"

"I don't! Why do you say that about me! You take evidence!"

Marekise covered her face and started to fake crying: "People just want to see you, they want to see you every day, even if they are looked at and figured out by the courtiers with strange eyes, they must eliminate all interference and obstacles to come By your side, but you speculate on me so maliciously, humming, I am dead..."

...so annoying this guy.

Kant said angrily, "I'll tell Aang who you are!"

The parrot's cry stopped suddenly.

Then keep on humming.

But the brief interval gave Kant a keen grasp.

Yes, magical animals seem to have special feelings for gorillas.

It can even be said that he is a little afraid of the gorilla.

When they were on the island, these days, the fearless servants often fought each other and made a lot of noise, which would always make the scene ugly and even out of control.

But as long as the gorillas roar twice, they will be quiet.

Even after the arrival of Kant, it not only brought a long-lost human flavor to the island, but also brought hometown specialties like a dream. Games, movies and fan dramas are high-end spiritual entertainment products. The most attractive thing for animals is wine— Ah, the evil liquid, the source of evil, the slurries of dreams.

The habits of animals have changed since Kant offered a plethora of drinks with different flavors.

They went from fighting and fighting every day to fighting and fighting with alcohol every day.

It was also the gorilla who strictly stopped this bad habit and strictly monitored everyone's alcohol consumption. It is strange to say that these wicked beasts who are not big, have amazing temperaments, and who do not obey anyone actually pinched their noses and recognized it. At that time, Kant Just feel amazing and subtle, this is simply Captain Gorilla.

He looked at the parrot and said, "A gorilla's identity is very special?"

Malekith laughed and said, "A special ass, who among us guys dares to say that we have a special identity? It's just a fool of unknown origin."

Kant asked tentatively, "Is she the last fire thief?"

The parrot rolled his eyes: "How is that possible?"

- It doesn't appear to be.

Kant continued: "But I found that you guys are a little... how do you say that you are not afraid, and respect is a bit exaggerated. If you describe it in words—"

He stared into each other's eyes: "You don't seem to mind obeying her—even a little."

Marekise sneered: "What a joke! Just let her! Obey? Just that little brat? What a joke, we just think this little thing of unknown origin is pitiful, jumping up and down all day long and shouting. It's so cute, it's like you have a kitten and suddenly meow meow and tell you that this bowl of dried fish is not allowed to eat - you can see the funny way she pretends to talk for a small bowl of dried fish , what's the problem with following its meaning?"

Kant nodded and said, "Oh, I see."

The parrot's expression changed, and he said vigilantly, "What do you mean?"

"Meaning, you're lying."

Marekise said yin and yang strangely: "Yo yo yo, have you finished the American drama "Don't Lie to Me"?"

Kant said lightly: "Because of your panic and eager to cover up, you started a long talk..."

"-That's it?"

"Of course not." Kant showed a smile. "The point is that you are so eager to cover up your lies that your judgment and attention are so involved that you don't realize the fact that I'm recording!"

The next moment, the space door opened, Kant rushed into the white fog world, and threw the phone away.

Then come back again.

He smiled proudly and opened his arms: "Come on, aren't you going to hold me on Tina's seat and do whatever you want? Come on, use your force to oppress me and bully me, and then I will treat you just now. The chimp's comment, along with your real identity, tell her!"

"—Kang, you are trying to trick me!"

Marekise subconsciously went to touch her body, but she only touched NS. Kant left her a generator, computer, TV, and even a game console last night, but not a mobile phone, let alone a video camera.

She said angrily: "I want a mobile phone! I want Apple! I want the latest model!"

Kant dodged her second attack: "Children, why do you want a mobile phone! Didn't I give you NS and a computer! What mobile phone do you want?"

The parrot shouted: "I want it! I want to be like Kant, to be able to lie on the bed with a mobile phone in one hand and the other into the quilt, with a red face and eyes focused on looking at things!"

"...My Nima, when did you see it!"

"Huh? You actually fantasize about keeping your privacy in front of us?"

During the commotion, Kant was not the opponent of the Phoenix King after all. He was pushed against the wall by the parrot and knocked off the wall. Derekla's beautiful face full of heroic spirit approached fiercely and threatened, "You have deleted the recording!"

Kant sneered and said, "Do you think there are stupid [beep-] people in the world who voluntarily abandon nuclear weapons?"

The parrot tilted his head: "...No?"

"That's true—but I won't!" Kant said. "Anyway, don't make trouble, don't fix the job, don't do something indecent in Derela's face, or I'll record..."

The parrot blushed and shouted: "I was threatened by Kant's undisclosed recording as a handle! What to do! Next, do you want me to wear a strange pink thing for the next meeting and negotiation? Just sitting across from me and pressing the remote every now and then and looking at my face with a weird smile?"

"—You have been holding back for a long time!"

Kant said loudly: "Go to the dragon girl when you are angry, and let her get the material!"

"what?"

The parrot's face changed: "What do you mean—she's a pervert?"

"Come and see how this elf has no self-knowledge and is shameless."

Marekise ignored Kant's ridicule, touched her chin and said, "That's really interesting."

Kant raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"

"It means that after the dog-licking dragon came out, he found that his daughter had become like this. I was quite looking forward to his expression at that time."

The parrot once again showed an evil smile that is not too big for watching the fun.

His eyes turned to Kant again.

"It's double the joy to find out that my daughter has both been turned into a pervert and given to this and that by some mere human with a huge collection of bad things and can't get out of it...that's double the joy."

Kant said sarcastically, "Are you a hound thinking about picking a woman by my side all day?"

The parrot immediately put his claws on his chest and stuck out his tongue, "Ow!"

"..." Kant asked again, "Anyway, who is Licking Dog Dragon?"

Marekise shrugged and said, "Guess for yourself."

She then changed her face again and poked Kant's chest: "In short, after dealing with the Goethe people in a while, you take me to see the little female dragon..."

"I don't want it!" Kant suddenly remembered something, "Wait, Lily signed the Dragon Oath with me - is this also in your calculations? Dead bird!"

Marekis whistled and looked around: "You're innocent again out of thin air, I've clearly racked my brains and listed twenty or thirty ways for you to turn over that big bob and get rid of the insect's nest. The kind that the little female dragon signed the lustful contract, but came to blame me?"

She tapped Kant's chest and said, "You must be very happy in your heart. You must be an old-fashioned player by looking at your unpromising appearance. You must want to **** Lao Pa. You have to be ashamed!"

Kant said angrily: "You **** dozens of methods are all ancient artifact large-scale magic circles..."

The parrot spread his hands innocently: "Is it your own weak chicken who can only eat soft rice and blame me?"

"…"

So angry.

"Besides," said the parrot, "I don't think you need to introduce it."

Kant was wary: "What do you mean?"

The phoenix fire in Marekise's eyes flashed away: "The little female dragon has come."

As soon as the voice fell, the door of the conference room was knocked, very quickly.

"Please come in."

The elves and Goethes poured in, along with Lily and Santos, no matter which party they were, everyone's expressions were very solemn.

After coming in, I found that His Majesty the Phoenix King and Kant were sitting opposite each other, and each got up slightly, and Kant's remote terminal that "can repair alchemy weapons and optimize the structure of forbidden spells" was placed between him and the queen. The two seemed to be serious. Whispering something in a low voice - turning back at the same time.

Tina nodded to the Archduke, then walked quickly to Kant.

An elf female attendant with a high status also walked around the conference table, approached the queen respectfully and quickly, and whispered something in her ear.

"Kant." Tina's face was a little worried. She glanced at Lily who was standing there, and whispered, "Something happened to the dragon family..."

Kant's heart moved: "What?"

Tina seems to be organizing the language: "It's you and..."

"Let me tell you."

Lily strode over, pulled out the chair, sat beside Kant, stared straight at him, and said, "It's about the Dragon Oath you signed with me before, which was known to Dragon Island."

"There was a lot of noise at the elders meeting, because this is a taboo of the Dragon Clan, and the Dragon Emperor couldn't suppress all the opposing voices. In fact, he was also very angry, so..."

Kant frowned.

This matter, he was in the fog at the time, and he had also heard Lily and Tina say something, and knew that this kind of oath was of great significance, even a taboo of the dragon race.

But the threat of Big Bob was imminent at the time. Whether it was to protect the Comorans, or to completely eliminate Big Bob, the bastard, so that his parents would not be threatened, he had to use the most effective and fastest way to win. , there are no other options.

Even if he knew that this so-called oath should not be a simple thing, Long Dao probably wouldn't like it, but at that time he couldn't care about it - since he made a choice, he must bear the consequences.

He was already mentally prepared.

Kant said: "So Long Island responded? Do you want to punish me? Do you want money?"

"Tends to be tough." Lily's tone was cold and indifferent, as if she was not talking about the upcoming crisis, even if she was at the core of the incident, "Not all dragon elders agree with the operation method of Dragon Island Defense, traditional The power of the dragon has been opposed to the reform of the Dragon Emperor, and the traditional giant dragon thinks that it is proud of the dragon family, and it is very embarrassing to sell its force, like a commodity, to fight for the ants in exchange for property."

When she said this, she snorted disdainfully: "The times have changed, magic technology has developed, the national power of various countries has increased, and the days when a giant dragon robbed a country and got away with it in ancient times are gone, these old things or It was when he was young and took advantage of the good times to rob enough, or he inherited the legacy of his father’s and grandparents, and his treasury was abundant. Of course, such a slander can be said, but the young dragon has no property, no nest, and only a dead end for robbery. Where can I get money?"

- Santos coughed loudly on the side, signaling the dragon girl not to say more.

Lily glanced at him sideways: "If you don't explain the interests of Kant clearly, it will affect his judgment."

She turned back and continued: "In short, the old dragons are old and weak, and they can't compete with the young dragons, and they can't afford to go out to work. Of course, they will dictate how the dragons' defense is managed. They have formed a conservative force, and then turned against them Coming here has influenced their thinking and philosophy.”

"In the way the old dragons look at things, the chosen race of the last era, the proud sky overlord, how can glory allow mere humans to blaspheme, they tend to directly ask the teacher to ask for guilt, and after executing you on the spot, break the oath and arrest me again Go back to confinement for a thousand years - that's about it."

Kant patted his chest: "Oh, it's scary."

—If it wasn't for the first installment of AWSL's first order, all of which I used to buy the anti-aircraft missiles and close-in defense systems of good brothers from all over the world, I would have been shocked.

Lily said: "But in the end, you are still afraid of your identity as a Forbidden Magic Mage. Even some old dragons have experienced that era, and they are not willing to risk their entire family and their old nest that has been operating for several generations being razed by a Forbidden Magic. The reformists represented by the Dragon Emperor also persuaded them to mediate, so the execution unit became an investigation team.

Kant frowned and said, "Isn't this still going to be discussed?"

He thought for a while, and said, "Don't worry, I signed an oath with you to solve the problems I faced. I have troubled you in this matter, and I will settle it for you."

When he said this, his expression was solemn, and his eyes were as clear as spring water.

After listening to the subordinate's report, the parrot looked at Kant and pouted.

Lily's eyes moved slightly, then she shook her head.

"If that was the case, they wouldn't be so panicked."

Long Niang said softly: "Actually, a little idiot [beep] in the clan who has always had bad thoughts about me, rubbed his grandfather into relief, and got the identity of the leader of the investigation team, with a large number of votes. The conservative dragon rushed to Goethe's side aggressively, and everyone in the dragon family knew what he wanted to do."

"Grass."

"I've never really experienced this kind of drama," Kant said.

Love rivals come to find fault or something.

Before Achiang found himself, he pulled up a mercenary group, and there were many admirers. Tina's famous name spread all over the continent, and the suitors were useless. But these few months, there has never been a little white face dressed in fancy dress. Talk about taking back the love and throwing gloves at him for a duel.

The classic episodes that have been seen many times in the novel did not happen in reality, which made Kant feel frustrated and regretful - this is why.

The defeated dog howled and provoked unwillingly.

But think about it carefully... That dragon had a fiery and long-term love in his heart, and he even became a dog-licking dragon. Suddenly, one day, he heard the news that the goddess dragon had signed a dragon oath with a human being—almost the same as Goddess Yu was inexplicably dating someone online in the game, and sweetly called her husband in front of him.

From the perspective of the other party, this hat came too suddenly.

"Oh, what a miserable buddy."

Kant sighed: "Don't worry, out of humanitarian concern, if he doesn't do anything too extreme, I promise not to kill him..."

"…You think too much."

Lily also sighed.

"In fact, the idiot dragon with a pit in his head disappeared shortly after he took his younger brothers into Goethe's territorial waters... Just last night, Long Island found that their souls were shattered and withered."

Long Niang glanced at the dignified Goethes and said, "Do you understand? This is a big trouble."

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PS1: Ah, it's been so dark lately... I'll have to adjust it tomorrow.