Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

"I have a plan..."

Marekise gave a very evil smile.

Kant glanced at her sideways, nodded and said, "Yes, Parrot-Dutch, you always have a plan."

"Grass, I forgot if you didn't say it."

The building quickly crooked again, and Marekise said, "The wild prostitute... Big cousin hasn't finished the fight yet!"

Kant squinted: "Didn't I leave the whole set of guys there?"

"Fuck." The wise, noble, elegant and beautiful predecessor Phoenix King Marekise, who was admired, praised and remembered by the elves and even the history books of all races, spat like a rogue.

Maybe it's because she's wearing Derrella's vest, she doesn't feel any pressure to do this kind of thing.

"Don't mention it, half a month after you left, you were beaten." She scolded, "Ying... that **** of a kangaroo, he couldn't beat me in DOA5, and he couldn't afford to lose. I laughed at me and raised his leg. The TV is smashed! When she comes out, I'm going to slap her a hundred times!"

"…"

Before leaving, Kant brought personal items of commemorative value back to the White Mist World, and left the rest to the magical animals, including many snacks, alcohol, amusement devices and spiritual products, including the most fascinating animals. Amazed and addicted to the earth's electronics and industrial products.

I didn't expect that 80-inch Sony TV to be smashed by kangaroos so quickly...

But when you think about it, you can't blame the kangaroos for this.

Think about it, in front of a huge TV, on a soft sofa, sits a kangaroo with a small head and a sturdy waist, using his forelimbs that can beat a heavyweight boxing champion to hold a PS4 wireless controller. , operated awkwardly.

On the coffee table in front of it, a small golden parrot stepped on the other handle like a ballet dance, and the dazzling claw projection was a gorgeous combo in the game.

In the splendid picture, the beautiful young lady's clothes were smashed, and she was beaten endlessly. The accompaniment to this sound was the quack of the parrot.

It shouted, "Death to the Lord", "Climbing", "You are really a younger brother", "There is no one who can fight", "Look at me, Master Ying, cut you in the middle", "I will blast you away" Loud words like that.

Chatter, over and over again.

After being abused fifty times, the kangaroo erupted.

Supporting the ground with a well-developed tail, two strong and powerful thighs suddenly kicked out, dissecting Sony's big TV on the spot, which is also a reasonable and understandable behavior.

Compared to this, he paid more attention to another point.

Kant came to the spirit: "Ying what?"

Marekise shuddered at the head: "Don't mention other **** in front of me!"

"…"

Kant shouted: "Why! What are you to me!"

"That goes without saying!" replied the parrot, "your beauty!"

"...Grass, this old meme doesn't even play with me anymore!"

"Then how did I know!"

After the two finished speaking, they looked at each other, and the parrot tilted its head: "Where did you just say it?"

Kant replied: "Speaking of the real identity and name of the kangaroo."

The stunning scene of the other party opening bows and arrows and killing dozens of sergeants of the Elf Arrow Corps in the battle of Saint India is still in Kant's mind.

It's not just her, the real identities of other magical animals, like Marekise, most of those guys are heroes who left their names in history and shined in the world, but they were sealed on an isolated island and spent an unforgettable time with him. years...

It's okay to say it's friendship, fate, or bondage.

He was curious about their stories and legends.

"Oh, I remember," said Marekise, "I won't tell you."

"…"

Kant turned around and said, "Farewell."

"Don't go!" The parrot sat on the ground, reached out and grabbed the corner of his shirt, "Are you willing to leave your little cutie here alone? I want alcoholic peanuts, pistachios, stir-fried pine nuts, and sugar. Gooseberry, I want PS4, I want NS, I want generator, I want LCD TV, I want..."

Kant said cruelly: "Go to sleep, there is everything in your dreams."

He took a step, and the parrot hugged his thigh, and was brought to the ground by his movement, and his body dragged a dozen centimeters on the soft carpet.

The pair of brake pads that are too protruding provide quite a lot of resistance.

She shouted, "Master, play for a while."

Kant said proudly: "No, thank you, my fiancee is still waiting for me to go back to sleep."

"Grass, don't eat a toast and eat a fine drink."

The parrot's face changed, and the whole person jumped up and jumped on Kant's back, with strong thighs clasping Kant's waist, his arms around Kant's neck, and sullenly said: "Hurry up and hand over the game console to me! There is something about the dragon family! You have to listen to my big plan!"

Kant shouted: "I don't!"

Marekise narrowed her eyes: "Are you sure?"

The fire thief was unyielding and said: "What are you doing?"

The parrot showed an evil smile, and sneered in Kant's ear: "If you are not obedient, I will put a few lip prints on your face and neck, don't worry, it is guaranteed that the power of the fire thief will not be eliminated. ."

"—then throw you out of the tent and let the elves see how you've been devastated and ravaged, and soon the whole world will know that you're defiled, impure, no one wants it, you're a lewd [beep-] Xiao [beep-], I will have no face to meet in the future..."

Kant's tiger body shook: "Despicable!"

Marekise smiled, reaching out and touching Kant's chin: "Cry, call! Scream as much as you like! Anyway, it's the current Phoenix King Derellah who is doing this, what does it have to do with me Marekise! "

Kant sighed: "You are so sassy..."

He carried the parrot around the large tent a few times, just like when the parrot stood on his shoulders and patrolled the mountains with him on the island.

It's just a lot heavier, a lot bigger, and a lot cooler.

Ah, Delilah is growing so well.

"Seriously..." he whispered, "Those dead elves... I'm sorry."

The parrot pouted: "They are all scoundrels and thieves. They ran out to bully people and were killed. What else is there to say - I don't know them, and I'm not their nanny, what's my business?"

Saying so, she tightened her arms around Kant again.

"On the contrary, Delilah is still a little concerned... If she hears what Olivergar said tonight, she is afraid that she will be ashamed and keep an absolute distance from you. If that is the case, you will be completely useless. Well, you'll never want to crawl into her bed until you get this out of the way—but luckily with me, I have a plan..."

Kant shook his head and said, "Why do you think about this kind of thing all day? I don't have that kind of thought about Derela..."

The brake pads at the back have been squeezed into two steering wheels.

The parrot seduced: "Are you sure?"

Kant said embarrassedly: "...Well, it's just human admiration and greed, but I'm also greedy when I look at the color chart, which doesn't mean anything."

Marekis patted him on the head: "Look at your potential! You think! Anyway, she will always get married, and someone will always **** her. If that's the case, then why can't this person be you! "

-Grass.

Kant was speechless.

He didn't know what to say for a while, but the big pig's hoof nature of a man made him say something mysterious: "Then have you considered marriage?"

A pair of jade arms instantly turned from a gentle hug to a deadly strangulation.

The parrot shouted: "I treat you as a brother and you actually want to **** me!"

Kant breathed a sigh of relief, the so-called man, is to fight, no matter what field you have to win - including when it comes to language competition, you can't fall behind!

He shouted: "What's the matter? You are only allowed to pimp your offspring to harm her. You have the ability to do it yourself. What's the point of bullying the stupid offspring? If you have the ability, you can come straight to me!"

The strength of the wringing of the arms was instantly reduced a lot.

The parrot's voice was no longer as confident and evil as before, and it was actually a little empty.

She whispered: "I...I...I..."

Kant turned back and said, "What am I?"

The next moment, the parrot let out a subconscious scream. Kant had already fallen out of the sky, almost knocked out of the camp, and before he got up, his waist sank, and he was sat on by Marekise again, and started to beat him. Ass - pumping and shouting.

"You are fat, you are fat, you are fat, you are fat, you little bastard, even I dare to molest me!" Parrot scolded: "You are a mere human who dares to tease me, the old dignified Phoenix King, who wanted to marry my male creature. If you chop off Dior and circle the equator three and a half times, you are a little **** who has no womanhood and can't even speak a word of human beings since he was a child. It's really delusional! Delusional!"

Kant felt the force of a windmill on his buttocks, but he showed an inexplicable smile.

From the beginning until now, he has been suppressed by the parrot, and now it seems...

You are just like that.

The parrot seemed to have expected something, grabbed him and threw it at the door: "Go away!"

Kant turned his head and said, "I still want to hear about your big plan!"

"Fuck off!" Marrekis scolded, "Go back and lie on the bed between Aang and Princess Tina, secretly smack in the dark for a while, then run back to your **** space!"

She angrily ran into the bedroom cubicle.

Angry.

Or... shy?

Kant sat up, smiled playfully, and shook his head.

He snapped his fingers, returned to the White Mist World, and reappeared after a while.

Already have a big bag on my back.

"The larger generator set has been ordered, and it will be in place after a period of time. You can deal with the small one first. You can find a way to collect the oil yourself. The smell is quite big. There are also three game consoles, a notebook, and recently released games, and snacks are also here..."

"Oh yes, there are sockets..."

He carried it over and over again, bringing the things one by one.

Moments later, the compartment door opened, startling Kant.

The parrot stuck out his head with the Phoenix King's full-covered helmet and stared at him, unable to see the expression on his face.

He was surprised: "You are..."

"What are you looking at?" the parrot said in a stern voice, "I want to go out and cut people, can't I?"

"Okay, stay safe." Kant agreed, "What else do you need?"

The parrot glanced at the large and small objects piled up outside, and his tone became playful: "You give me these things that embody the crystallization of the modern technology of the earth? Aren't you afraid that I will deduce the source of your earth's power? Now I can do more than the island."

On the island of Saint Inlie, although the magical animals were amazed, loved and even addicted to the things that Kant brought out, they were just having fun, and at most they did a little research and then stopped. The most interested in these things were parrots, not only Only interested in the appearance, but also curious about its inner principle and essence.

Because the previous generation Phoenix King Malekis is not only a wise king and a powerful commander, she single-handedly created the golden age of elves, and promoted the progress of the alchemy technology of the Twilight Moon. She is also an amazing scientist. A completely different path, of course I'm very interested.

But the problem is that even if Marekise is extremely talented and skilled, she can't see anything from the nano-scale chip. Kant still remembers the first time he opened the computer case in front of the parrot, this guy. I looked at the motherboard and memory for several days and nights, and finally fell down.

But now... she has regained her previous body, and has regained some of the authority of the elves.

If you want to study modern technology, there are more methods and plans.

Kant just smiled at this.

"I've also been thinking recently that the two worlds learn from each other, absorb and integrate with each other, and it would be better to have your help," he said. "If you find anything, please share it."

The parrot was stunned for a moment, and then said, "You are the enemy."

Kant asked back: "Are you my enemy?"

"I am the Phoenix King."

"The previous generation, you are out of breath, the country is lost, and the throne has fallen to the side."

"...Aren't you afraid that I will give the research results to the elves!"

Kant reached out and flicked her helmet with a thud: "Do you know them? What do they have to do with you? Am I close to you, or are they close to you?"

"They!" The parrot stretched out a hand and pushed Kant away. "What a feel-good idiot!"

It's just that the clothes on the arms are still the previous light gauze sleeves.

It's good to kill people.

The parrot also noticed this and roared, "It's not dressed yet!"

Kant understands when he understands.

But the problem is that he only understands when he doesn't think of women as women.

He nodded again and again: "Okay, I know, it's okay... I'll go first?"

"Go away! It's only been a few months since I haven't seen you, and I don't like it more and more!"

Kant just smiled: "How can I contact you in the future?"

"Don't contact me!"

"I left the walkie-talkie on the table, and I've got some batteries for you."

"I don't want it! Take it!"

"It's more troublesome to say, look back and see if you can build a base station here or something, sigh, the Internet is the essence of this era, so even if you go back to Muyue, we can still chat, video and video. Playing the game online..."

Kant rambled like this.

Just like on the island, when he is drunk or lonely, he will talk to the animals around him, whether they can understand or not... Now it seems that he can.

After talking for a long time, Kant knocked on the door of the room: "Anyway, the parrot... oh no, Marekise."

There was no movement inside.

Kant was silent for a moment, then said softly, "It's nice to see you."

"Good night."

After a while, there was absolutely no sound outside.

In the bedroom, the parrot covered his head with a quilt and lay on the bed, feeling that it was really hot today.

Why didn't this **** bring an air conditioner?

And the refrigerator too! What about ice cream! Didn't think of it?

"Idiot," she muttered. "What Internet."

Kant opened the curtain, and the cold night air made him shiver.

The surrounding area of ​​Her Majesty's royal tent is absolutely forbidden to touch, and outside that, a group of elves with luxurious clothes and extraordinary temperament gathered in twos and threes, peeping.

Worry, jealousy and unwillingness were written all over his face.

Kant shouted: "Fuck you see it! Don't worry! Ah? I'm out!"

Being called out, the noble elf generals had embarrassed expressions on their faces. They wanted to say something, but because of Kant's status as an enemy of the elf, it was not appropriate to say anything. It would be impolite not to say it. , the other party, as the world's top powerhouse and strategic-level strong enemy, must give corresponding respect.

They were tangled, Kant raised his right hand and compared his middle finger.

The dark portal opened, and his figure disappeared.

"Oh shit, come here for me! You have to make a move today!"

"Please punish me, father. I did inappropriate behavior. You can punish me any way you want, be it beating me, punishing me for working overtime or enchanting me, I will not have a single complaint, nor will I be Tell Princess Tina and the gorilla that you were caught in the tent by the Phoenix King for an hour tonight—"

"You fucking…"

Leave the elven barracks and join Horus.

This villain confessed to the crime of throwing his old father to the evil spirit and running away alone at a critical moment, but his words were still full of filial piety.

"Forget it, go back and talk."

Kant originally wanted to clean up this unfilial thing, at least take the opportunity to force him to sign some unequal treaties... But forget it.

Horus was stunned, and on the way back with Kant, he asked carefully, "Father, is it cool?"

"What are you thinking?"

Just happy.

Although the parrot was tight-lipped, he didn't give any answers he wanted to know.

But still very happy.

And feel at ease.

It was like meeting them for the first time on the island.

No longer alone.

There is no need to fear.

The threat hidden in the dark, whether it is an unknown environment or a terrifying black beast, can still fall asleep at night, without fear and alert, the danger still exists, but there are people who face it together.

whatever the enemy is.

It's so nice of her to be here.

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PS1: Five thousand words... Handy, handy!