Civilization: Beyond Two Worlds

Chapter 34: Why didn't the Joker force Batman to wear women's clothes?

Cleveland's face changed.

This knight, who was famous for his valour, loyalty and integrity, had amazing courage and dared to attack all powerful enemies, but now, his face was ashen and his expression was very shaken.

"This is... ridiculous!" he flatly refused. "I can't accept it!"

Kant said sarcastically: "That is to say, you would rather let Tina be the bait?"

"This..." the knight stammered, "Of course not!"

Kant said sarcastically: "Then you mean to let me come? Let me, a Aurora, who could have stayed out of the matter, go to danger on your behalf?"

The knight blushed, he had a strong sense of honor and self-esteem, how could he do such a thing.

He was flustered, grabbing life-saving straws everywhere: "...Yes, Ms. Bedra! She has excellent skills, and she is a woman, so it's easier than me to play this role..."

Kant sighed: "Ah, poor Ms. Bedra, she is obviously only a head maid, but she has to perform a dangerous task. Goethe is so powerful that maids can also go to the battlefield."

How can an orthodox knight like Cleveland say something like Kant, it's a lip service nurtured on the Internet and in the family.

I saw that his face was blue and white and red, and he even looked a little pitiful.

But I don't know how to say no.

The knights can deceive them.

The princess couldn't bear it, she hesitated: "Kant, is there any other way?"

Kant spread his hands and said: "Anyway, I can't think of it... With the fighting power of elves, we must be cautious and use any means to solve all the enemies as soon as possible, and we must not let them send out a distress signal to alert nearby companions. This way of thinking must be surprisingly successful.”

He said as if nothing had happened: "Or just follow Cleveland's previous thoughts and let them set sail immediately, at the cost of the whole ship's life, in exchange for the elves not paying attention here."

This is so bad.

It's all about putting Cleveland on fire.

Either the whole boat will die, or you will wear women's clothing.

Not even the villainous Joker has given Batman such a problem.

The knight was completely unable to resist, but the man's most basic self-esteem drove him to make a final struggle. He gritted his teeth and said, "Just...even if I agree, there are no women's clothes here!"

He was afraid that Kant would run on the words, so he took the initiative to strangle Huotou: "I said it before, it is not acceptable to go back and get Her Royal Highness's clothes. First of all, I can't wear them. This is blasphemy!"

Kant opened his mouth, and the knight immediately said: "You can't wear maids' clothes! Their clothes are simple, and you said that I would play a noble woman, didn't you?"

He said so, then looked at Kant nervously and triumphantly.

- I see what else you have to say.

Kant looked at him quietly, and then showed a kind smile: "Finished?"

"…"

Cleveland's heart froze, and he was speechless.

- No, it's alright! What are you afraid of! On a deserted island like this, how could Kant, a man who lives alone, still be able to make a woman's clothes! ?

He swallowed his saliva: "What... what's wrong?"

Kant said with a smile: "I just want to ask, if I can find you a very expensive and gorgeous dress that suits you, will you dress up as a woman to cooperate with my plan?"

The knight caught another life-saving straw: "Wait! I suddenly remembered something! I am a man after all, even if I dress up as a woman, it doesn't look like it! I will be seen by the elves."

"It's okay, you can make up, and I'll bring you a full set of makeup and a wig."

The knight is still struggling: "Face shape! Facial lines are not like women! The temperament is not right!"

Kant raised his fist and let go. A necklace dangled down and dangled in front of the knight. It was the most valuable enchanted item that Her Royal Highness lent Kant to use—the beautiful picture necklace that could increase the charm value.

He narrowed his eyes and smiled like a child who had succeeded in a conspiracy.

"…"

"…"

- Careless!

The knight was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe. He was really a little broken. He suddenly pointed at Kant and shouted, "Women's clothes, women's cosmetics, how can you have that kind of thing!"

Kant spread his hands and said, "Don't get me wrong, that's not for me, and I'm not a pervert."

"...Are you making fun of me?"

Kant whistled: "Of course not. After all, Your Excellency Knight, you have made such a great sacrifice to protect the safety of the princess and everyone. I admire you for being too late, right?"

"You just want to see my joke!" The knight became more and more sure of his guess, and said angrily, "It's not what a gentleman should do to make fun of others, you can't be so wicked!"

Kant even ignored him, and directly said to Her Royal Highness, who had a subtle expression, wanted to laugh, and felt inappropriate: "It's not too late, we should set off, the elves are about to land, it's not far from the north shore, they will soon will find it here... we have to move."

The topic changed quickly.

And the knight quickly followed suit. He no longer complained, but quickly entered his role - he swore to protect the princess' safety, and the safety of His Highness was more important than his personal honor and disgrace.

He said: "Ship! If the elves are going to search the whole island, at least two groups of people will move around the coast, and it is easy to find the ship that brought us here! We have to find a way to deal with it!"

As soon as the knight thought of this, he became nervous. Once the boat was discovered, everything would be over. With the cunning and ingenuity of the elves, they would definitely be able to analyze a lot of information.

At that time, they will only have to sail away and die in the sea.

He didn't care about the women's clothing anymore, and immediately grabbed Kant's arm: "Mr. Kant, I'm afraid I have to ask your animal friends for help. We will immediately go to the seaside and bring the boat to land, hiding it in a place where it will never be caught. Where the elves can easily find it...burning and smashing will leave traces!"

Kant shook his head and said, "No, I'll handle it, don't worry."

The knight was not at ease: "But..."

Kant's voice became louder: "Okay, I said listen to me!"

The princess also said softly: "Knight, trust Kant, he is also involved, and he will never joke with his own life. We are not familiar with the situation here, so let's let him arrange."

The knight hesitated for a moment, then nodded slowly.

"now it's right."

He snapped his fingers and said to the pigeon: "Second Senior Brother, tell you where the rift is? Take them there, kangaroo, you guys should **** them and help them deal with their footprints along the way, so as not to be seen by the elves. come out."

"Aang, you follow me, let's deal with the boat."

"Parrot…"

Kant nodded at the beast full of rants: "Go and call some seabirds over here, pull some **** here, and cover up the traces here..."

"Don't pull on elves' heads, you know? Their bows aren't toys."

He issued orders calmly, his thinking became clearer and his words became more fluent.

A massive plan is slowly taking shape.

The first step, the second step, the third part, the general idea has already emerged in my mind.

He was suddenly excited and a little nervous.

Kant was not a person who was good at calculating, but when he came to this deserted island for a year, he had nothing to do except think wildly. Think about it... If this thought is used to fight and protect, it is called conspiracy.

There's a first time in everything... isn't it?

The princess and the knight obeyed Kant's words and marched towards the island. Kant gave Tina the pen and paper he carried with him. On the way, she would write a letter, and the pigeon would find a seabird and send it to the captain of the southern island. , reminding the Goethes to shrink their guard and prepare for battle.

And Kant took the gorilla to the beach.

The Sacred Seal Island forbids extraordinary power, the princess and the knight cannot completely destroy a ship, not even with magic... But Kant can do it.

extraction.

The spirit spreads like a net, covering the whole ship.

The ship slowly disappeared, leaving only many elements that kept turning. No one knew where the ship went, how it disappeared, or in what state it continued to exist... No one knew.

One of the most dazzling light spheres in the Kant point.

Elements, water lines.

He thoughtfully divided the element into two parts, poured them into the boots, and stepped on the water.

Lingbo took a slight step, and the ripples spread. Kant's body was constantly ups and downs, and it was difficult to maintain balance. He only maintained it for a while, and the boots under his feet shattered. Dissipated in boots.

Is it the material of the boots itself, or is it a matter of how the elements are arranged?

Kant had no time to ponder this question.

"Go to the second senior brother to borrow a place." He said to the gorilla, "I want to go home and make some preparations."

The orangutan gestured and called twice, indicating that he knew.

The gorilla knew Kant's biggest secret, because it was the one who met Kant at the beginning. At that time, Kant was still an ordinary earthman struggling to survive, living together with one person and one beast. In an extremely dangerous battle, Kant was forced to activate his ability to return to the earth. , to get powerful weapons.

Secrecy is no longer a priority over life safety.

Plus it's just a smart gorilla.

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