A sea ship is a special environment.

To be far away from the land is to be far away from society and the law. Compared with the boundless sea, a small ship is like a mobile semi-closed prison, with its own set of behavioral rules and operation modes.

Sailing is a very hard thing.

Especially for the most common crew.

They are under enormous physical and psychological pressure during the long and boring voyage.

Food preservation problems, psychological and spiritual problems, and, physical needs problems.

The last one is the hardest to solve.

Because female crew members are generally not allowed on ships, so as not to leave the males in a trance and cranky, sailors who want to solve personal problems either do it themselves, or wait for the ship to go ashore to pay for **** while the ship is in port.

However, even pigeons know that they can't solve problems perfectly by themselves, and ships can't always be moored in ports - but the wisdom of working people is infinite, and intelligent sailors always have various ideas.

An experienced sailor will bring a sheep on board.

More experienced sailors will form close fraternal bonds with other mates.

More experienced sailors will... well, there's a sailing joke here.

Said that one day, a new sailor asked the captain how to solve his physiological needs, the captain mysteriously took him to a room, there was a large wooden barrel in the room, and there was a small hole in the side of the barrel, wise And the elegant captain advised the sailors to stuff their little brother into that hole.

The sailor did as he did, and the next moment, he felt like he was in a fairyland, and he was completely comfortable, and he didn't know where he was.

A few minutes later, when it was cool, he excitedly asked the captain if he could come again tomorrow.

"No, boy, not tomorrow," the captain said to him solemnly, "because it will be your turn to work in this bucket tomorrow."

This chaotic, absurd, terrifying and even disgusting situation is the norm in the age of earth's great voyages, and it is also a very common voyage condition in other worlds now. There is no romance, no hymn, only dirty, disgusting and lawless.

The situation of the Penguin is much better. After all, this ship has a very important mission to send the beautiful and noble Princess Tina to the imperial capital for political lobbying. The ship is not only equipped with a magic device to preserve food, but also the members are carefully selected. Carefully selected, these sailors are not rogue scum and idle personnel caught from prisons and the streets, but serious elite navy.

Political review is qualified, quality is excellent, and loyalty can be guaranteed.

Strict laws were also enforced on the ship, and ordinary seamen were not allowed to speak to female passengers, but if they found **** or **** with livestock, they were all hanged from the mast - military-style management, generous pay and Goethes were born The obedience of the crew keeps the morale of the crew high.

But the problem of physical needs is always there.

So, after seeing the fiery martial arts film that Kant came up with, they boiled.

Who would have thought that the first time a person from another world saw a movie on Earth would have this kind of content.

That intense action, that seductive look, that smooth shot, that delicate close-up, that joking, how could it be ordinary things that can be seen by Uncle Kant? The industry standards and production specifications created by Japan's decades of experience in the industry have conquered more than a dozen men from other worlds in an instant.

Everyone's breathing gradually became faster, and their eyes were bigger than cows.

Kant didn't want to be here.

He pushed the sailor leader beside him and raised a finger: "You are responsible for controlling the scene, don't dirty this player, and don't touch it, you know?"

The leader was clearly absent-minded.

But the next moment, he heard the oracle.

Mr. Kant said to him in a very majestic and great voice: "I still have many such love stories here, and there are still opportunities in the future, but if something goes wrong tonight, you don't have to think about it anymore, you know?"

A dozen pairs of eyes looked at him in unison.

It can be believed that in the minds of these sailors, Mr. Kant's status even surpassed that of Grand Duke Goethe in this short moment, and he is simply the agent of the goddess of love in the world.

...for a moment, of course.

They looked at Kant with great respect and admiration.

The sailor chief said sharply: "You all heard it! If you want to play with your birds, roll into the corner of the tent. If anyone breaks Mr. Kant's magic device, I will chop off that thing!"

Everyone excitedly agreed, and even gave a Goethe military salute.

For a group of men who have been suppressed for a long time, the role of this love film is huge.

After Kant has arranged it properly, it is very unwise to leave this tent and stay in this environment for a long time. God knows if there will be anything strange.

The next moment, a call came from outside: "Kant?"

When everyone heard the words, they were shocked, and even the tents below a few people collapsed instantly, because this graceful and tactful voice was very familiar, it was the beautiful Princess Tina.

You look at me, I look at you, these Goethe guys, with panic on their faces, as if they were watching a movie together at night and bumped into the female head teacher to round the room.

Kant patted his chest silently, showing a reassuring smile.

Leave it to me - he gestured silently.

—Mr. Kant!

The Goethe boys burst into tears.

At this moment, the bitterness and unhappiness of being beaten up yesterday were completely shattered.

Kant walked out of the room as if nothing had happened, with no guilty conscience on his face.

This is the ability he has cultivated since he was a child, after all, he has such a mother.

In the firelight of the camp, he saw Princess Tina standing outside, with the knight by her side.

The girl smiled at him: "I saw Kant called them away, and I thought there was something wrong..."

Kant's eyes were extremely pure: "Ah, after all, there was such a conflict yesterday, it's better to resolve it. It's all right now, and we have become good friends."

In the high school dormitory with strict closed management and ban on mobile phones, the person who has the resources is the big brother.

Princess Tina smiled: "That's really nice."

The knight was a little curious: "What are they doing inside?"

There were warm shouts from the men in the tent, some were singing, some were talking and laughing, and some were cheering loudly. In short, it was very, very lively.

Kant said with a smile: "If you are curious, you can go in and have a look."

"...Forget it."

Hearing the roaring noise inside, the knight frowned and expressed his refusal.

He was a noble knight, the son of a noble prime minister, and although he could fight side by side with these sailors and even lead the charge, he could not mingle with them anyway.

The princess was curious, but was firmly discouraged by the knight: "You are a noble princess, and there are differences between men and women. The dirty and messy tents of sailors are not a place for ladies to go."

Tina glanced at Kant, and seeing that Kant's opinion was the same, she stopped insisting.

"So…"

She smiled and stretched out her hand to Kant, her slender and graceful hands wrapped in white silk gloves, exuding a hazy pure white beauty: "The banquet is in a warm time, Kant, come to dance?"

Kant was stunned for a moment: "But I won't..."

He is not interested in dancing, and has never learned it, largely because his mother doesn't like dancing and despises all kinds of Western dances that are popular today.

According to my father, the only dance my mother can do is haka.

The beauty of that dance... Kant couldn't appreciate it anyway.

Tina smiled: "I can teach you, come on?"

She tilted her head and smiled as beautifully as moonlight.

No man in the world could refuse such an invitation.

So the girl took his hand and led him all the way to the fire that rose in the center of the camp.

The knight silently followed behind them.

There is an alluring aroma in the air. The wine and spices brought by Kant have turned this place into a sea of ​​joy. In the face of spice, at least tonight, anyone who sees Kant will raise a toast.

They cheered and moved out of the field, watching Goethe's most beautiful pearl swaying gracefully, bringing the powerful and wealthy Mr. Aurora into the field.

Some sailors played harmonica, some drums, and some played instruments very similar to the earth. In this melodious and beautiful singing, Kant and Tina swayed face to face.

Holding Tina's soft little hand in one hand and supporting her slender waist in the other, in the bright firelight, the two of them looked at each other, their beautiful faces were close at hand, and the night tonight was very beautiful.

Obviously we only knew each other for two days.

But it seems that the relationship between them is already very deep.

Kant remembered what had happened earlier, Tina was radiating starlight, she hugged him tenderly, whispering a mysterious ancient incantation, and then on that altar, he awakened to a mysterious power.

"Kant."

The girl across from him called out his name.

"Tomorrow you go to trace the source of the black beast's mutation..." Tina said seriously, "Can you bring me?"

Kant was startled. He didn't expect the princess to say such a thing. He frowned and said, "That's very dangerous, especially since we may face an unknown number of enemies... Why do you want to follow?"

The princess answered without hesitation: "Because I want to know more about you."

- Straight ball.

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