Chatty Hollywood

Chapter 6: Wizard apprentice-best spells

   "So, your full name is Charlize!? Charlize Theron!?"

   Looking at the debt statement in her hand, Charlotte couldn't help feeling like she was lying down.

   "Yes, isn't the full name written on the debt statement? Is there any problem?"

   Sally, no, Charlize Theron can't understand Charlotte's surprise.

   "That Sally is—"

   "Abbreviation!"

   Charlize rolled his eyes.

"…All right."

It feels like going to Taobao to buy a pack of toilet paper, and it turns out that the store’s ID photo skeleton is surprised, especially like an alien—Charlotte does know that there will be an actress named Charlize Theron in Hollywood in the future, but Because I haven't seen the other party's film, I really don't know her appearance. Therefore, he couldn't be sure whether the "Charlize" in front of him was the one.

  —In short, do business first!

"let us start!"

   will probably be the signature of a future star and tucked it into his pocket. Charlotte's face immediately became serious. In addition to the lack of a sighing and **** beard, he was quite like the exorcist master Van Helsing. However, in his mind and body, in addition to the slight feeling of humiliation that still exists, he couldn't help but want to laugh—

   With Sally, no, Charlize's collection of money is actually not his purpose. Even if she will really become a big star in the future, this girl is just an actor who hasn't made her debut yet. Even if she really wants to scrape money, how much can she scrape from her body! ? Charlotte asked her to pay, only to continue to deepen her trust in herself in the opposite direction.

   People are sometimes weird. When he does not believe you, what you do for him will worry that you want to cheat him money, and he will be suspicious of what you say; and when he believes you, if you don’t ask him for money, he will doubt it, because He is worried that if you don't want money, you might want something more precious.

   Charlotte is no stranger to people with this mentality. When the old ghost taught him spells, he once asked him to set up a stall in front of the hospital. The target was those middle-aged men who had just come out of the hospital with a blue complexion and some sighs. "" brand...

   "Isn't it responsive?"

   At the time, he thought it was the old ghost who made a typo, but he was ruthlessly despised by the other party:

   "Fool! People are ghosts these days. If you make a responsive sign, the fool knows that you are going to swindle money, so who will care for you?"

   "But if there is a request to write, maybe others think it is a mistake, and treat me as an illiterate?"

   "It’s better to be laughed at as an illiterate, than to be completely unwilling to talk to you. To cheat, the first thing to do is to attract people’s attention and talk to them."

   "But why should I lie? Obviously there are real spells..."

   "Do you use it?"

   The old ghost’s hate that iron can't make steel,

   "Furthermore, do you think that spell suppression is enough to deal with those monsters and ghosts?"

"Is not it?"

   At that time, Charlotte had just started to learn spells from the old ghost, tooyoungtoosimple.

   "Of course not!"

   The old ghost is going to explode-this is not a description. Because it is a ghost, there is no entity, when the old ghost gets angry, the gaseous body will really explode after swelling like the literal meaning. Of course, it can be recovered immediately afterwards without any adverse effects. According to the old ghost, the original description of "explosive" was created after someone had seen the ghost's reaction with their own eyes.

   "You know spells, but others don't? When it comes time to use spells, 80% of your opponents are monsters or evil spirits. They are naturally capable of spells. You can fight them with spells!?"

   "Isn't it said that people practice faster than demons and ghosts?"

   Charlotte muttered unconvincedly. Unexpectedly, when the old ghost heard it, he really exploded with a "boom", and the explosion blasted him directly.

   "Where did you hear this idiot statement?"

   The old ghost quickly gathered together and continued to reprimand his apprentice.

   "Net, online novel."

   "Do you know why in the past fairy tales, those beautiful female ghosts and monsters liked to marry poor scholars?"

   "Why, why?"

"Because those stories were originally used by the poor scholars! You said the same thing. In this era of the end, you humans have a lot of difficulty in learning spells. How could it be faster than the ghosts and monsters who were born to master the spells. !?"

   The old ghost sneered.

   "The power of the human body is never stronger than the beast; similarly, it is not magic that humans can surrender to ghosts and monsters. Spells are only means, and it is here that really makes a difference—"

  He pointed to Charlotte’s head.

"Ghosts do not have physical bodies, so naturally they have no brains; monsters are born with brains that are not smart enough. Even old monsters are only at a level with normal people. They are very easy to get caught in the face of human deception and scams. Actually Above, since ancient times, humans have always used these methods to catch ghosts and exorcise demons. If you don’t believe me, think about how Song Dingbo catches ghosts? Those legends in the past, although many of them belonged to sour literati Hi, but the content is not completely fabricated."

   "It turned out to be like this..."

The old ghost's statement did disillusion Charlotte's vision of spells, but he was not the kind of second-year young man who believed that power is everything. He wanted to learn spells more out of pure interest, so he soon recovered. Come here. Even more, because of what the old ghost said, he became more interested in this weird spell.

   "So, you asked me to set up a stall near the hospital just to learn how to deceive people?"

   "That's right! If you can deceive people, you can also deceive demons and ghosts, so that you have the chance to use the spells after you learn it."

   Seeing Charlotte's opening up, the old ghost's attitude also eased down, even a little bit of a tempting sign.

"The reason why young men are selected is that men are always dissatisfied with their abilities in that aspect. When a person reaches middle age, his physical function declines, and this situation is more common. Even if he has no physical problems, he pursues better He will subconsciously approve of his desire. In addition to those who come out of the hospital, who doesn’t have a headache or annoyance, you just need to use this to talk to him, and then..."

  Under the guidance of the old ghost, Charlotte quickly mastered the essence of wanting to play, and even became a "master" in some populations, although this "master" was difficult to use even a spell...

   "It was still too young at that time!"

  Recovering from the past, Charlotte can't help but sigh that time is a slaughter of pigs, and she has turned herself into a master of trickery, who had tried to lie in the first place. But looking at the victim in front of him, he couldn't help becoming serious again—

   "To deceive people is to gain trust, so that we can better cast spells-this is ironic, but now, I can finally cast spells!"

   He has a bit of emotion in his heart, who has not forgotten his original intention. Of course, the most important thing now is to further win the trust of the girl in front of him, so that he can use the latter means. For this reason, he decided to reveal more things to the girl—

   "When you committed suicide last time, I actually noticed your problem, but I couldn't confirm it. I wanted to confirm with you, but I didn’t expect to catch up with...the result—"

   He pointed to his head, which was still attached to the gauze, and saw Charlize smile a little embarrassedly before continuing.

   "However, with this, I also made sure that you were indeed haunted by a grudge, so as soon as I recovered from the short-term memory loss caused by the concussion, I immediately told you about it..."

  Of course, this is all fake, Charlotte said so only to gain the girl's trust further. He hadn't penetrated into his current body at that time, how could he know what his predecessor was thinking. However, a man walks with a beautiful girl who is drunk and drunk in the middle of the night. It always feels like he is not at ease. Fortunately, he finally made the right choice, and this is where Charlotte is now.

   "...Later, because you didn't want to believe it, I had to lie to you to drink the drug and talk directly with the grudge that entangled you, so there was this videotape you saw."

   "This is incredible!"

   Charlize was holding his forehead and seemed to have a headache.

   "But why? Why does your so-called grudge entangle me?"

   "Romeo, why are you Romeo?"

   Charlotte cites Shakespeare’s famous tragedy improperly, but Charlize gives him a glare, and has to continue.

   "Many times, ghosts entangle people for no reason. But as for you this time, there are indeed some reasons."

  Speaking of this, Charlotte paused, looking for a suitable example to compare to Charlize, who doesn’t know much about ghosts and spirits.

   "Have you heard of water ghosts?"

   "Water ghosts? Is it the kind of ghost that exists in the water and will grab the feet of swimmers and drag them to the bottom of the water to drown?"

   Water ghosts are relatively common in ghost stories from the East and the West. Charlize knew something about it, as Charlotte expected, which allowed him to take the opportunity to talk about it:

"Although many people think that water ghosts are the products of people who are entangled in water weeds while swimming, and they are imaginary, but in fact this kind of ghost does exist. This kind of ghost, in essence, is the same as the grieving ghost that entangles you now. The same thing."

   "Same? Does it mean that they are the same and kill people?"

   "Let's count this too!"

  Charlotte nodded,

   "But the biggest thing in common, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is that these two kinds of ghosts are constantly repeating the moment of their own death-on someone else's body!"

"The original water ghost may indeed be entangled in water weeds and drowned. Therefore, it repeats this way of death on others. Even if many people encounter real water ghosts, as long as they can escape the danger, they will often subconsciously. Think of it as aquatic plants for this reason-they imitate the aquatic plants too much."

"In the past, what people thought of as water ghosts was actually just aquatic plants, but when science developed and everyone believed that it was just aquatic plants, you told me that it might really be a water ghost? The water ghost deliberately makes people misunderstand that it is waterweed..."

   Charlize muttered to himself, feeling that his brain was not enough. Common sense and three views were gradually broken by Charlotte’s strange explanation, which made her very uncomfortable. It was as if she suddenly discovered that the sun was black, and the angel’s wings were actually bat wings, and there were roots behind her buttocks. The tail of the triangle is the same.

   "According to you, the grudge who entangled me, bewitched me to commit suicide when I was drunk, is actually because she died like that in the first place?"

"Probably."

  Charlotte nodded her head, and recognized Charlize’s inference.

   "I suspect that the resentful ghost named Alexis, she not only committed suicide, but is very likely to be like you. After getting drunk, she jumped off the pedestrian bridge and fell to her death!"

  *********The following is the author's nonsense **********

   In fact, Sally is Theron. There are many hints and even explicit statements in the previous chapters, including the cider house, the child in the cornfield 3 (theron has soy sauce in it) and so on. Readers who are more familiar with this aspect may have noticed it a long time ago!

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