Campus Extreme Madman

"Ximenyu, how can you do this?"

"Well, I won't do this next time, I assure you!" Ximen Yu said! It is very annoying to be desperately sought by the teacher.

"I don't want to talk to you about this now!" Qin Bing took out the crumpled prescription and said, "What's going on?"

"Uh, this is the prescription I gave you! I diagnosed you as dysmenorrhea, but there are many reasons for dysmenorrhea. I can't give you a detailed diagnosis. You don't cooperate, so I prescribe a large-scale The prescription for dysmenorrhea. No matter what kind of cause you have, it can at least relieve you for three or two years!" said Ximenyu.

Qin Bing was shocked and told what the old doctor said, busy asking: "Is this prescription really prescribed by you?"

"Really true to Mr. Qin's people!"

"Don't smile at me hippie, be serious!" Qin Bing said solemnly.

"Okay, then be serious, really! As for whether you believe it or not, it's your business!" Ximenyu nodded.

"Are you sure you didn't lie to me?" Qin Bing asked doubtfully.

"Ok, why did you become so wordy! Don't you want me to swear to heaven!"

"It's not my wordy, I can't accept what you said! I went to an old Chinese medicine doctor, he had treated my disease before, but it didn't work, he saw your prescription, he said, this is a high People opened it! It is impossible to open it without seventy or eighty years of experience!" Qin Bing looked at Ximenyu's eyes as if he wanted to see Ximenyu transparent! .

"Hehehe, he is foreseeable!" Ximen Yu smiled! .

"What do you mean? He said it right, do you know an expert? I want to ask you something!" Qin Bing said.

"what's up?"

"Could you do me a favor and let that expert diagnose me in detail!"

"Superior?, which superior?"

"The one you know!"

"Teacher Qin, it seems that you don't understand what I mean. The person who opened this prescription is me, and the person who wrote this prescription is also me. The expert you mentioned is he! I understand it now. ?"

"Ah!, you? Are you the master? But, the old doctor said, at least seventy or eighty years old!"

"Teacher Qin, don't I look like seventy or eighty years old, hahaha!"

"How could you be so powerful?" Qin Bing asked in horror.

"Why can't it be so powerful!, I'm a genius, can't I? Well, don't worry about this problem!"

He prostrate his wrists doubtfully, "Then will you look at me in more detail?" Voluntarily asked Ximenyu to take a pulse.

Ximenyu coughed and Qin Bing gave him a white look and let the stool out, "Sit for you!"

"Hey, hey!" Ximen Yu sat down and put her finger on Qin Bing's pulse!

"Wow, Teacher Qin's hands are so tender and slippery!" Xi Menyu secretly exclaimed! .

"Okay, let me ask a few questions below, you have to answer them truthfully!" Ximen Yu said.

"Okay, you say!" Qin Bing nodded.

"When did it start to hurt?"

Qin Bing blushed and said, "I have a month for the first time at the age of thirteen, and the menstruation begins!"

Ximen Yu is cool. Teacher Qin started his life at the age of thirteen, and the mantra, haha, seems to know a secret.

"How long will the interval hurt?"

"It used to be painful for a few months, but it wasn't particularly strong, and occasionally it was a little bit stronger! In the last half year, when I came to that month every month, it would be very painful, the strongest one, and the pain passed out! "

"Ok!"

"Is it nausea, vomiting, headache or diarrhea?" Xi Menyu asked again.

"No! It's the pain in that place!"

"How much bleeding do you have when your relatives come?"

"Uh? Relatives? What relatives?" Qin Bing didn't respond.

"Doesn't Teacher Qin know what kind of relative Auntie is?"

Qin Bingqiao blushed and glared at him, "Is this problem related to illness?"

"You can also think it is irrelevant, if you are not afraid of my diagnosis deviating!"

"Humph! A little more than the average person!"

"Is there any abnormality in bleeding?"

Qin Bing stared at him again, blushing: "No!"

"Well, how many days are your menstrual period clean?"

Qin Bing was angry, "Ximenyu, are you deliberate?"

"I'm Khan, Teacher Qin, I need to see a doctor, OK!" Ximen Yu shouted innocently.

"About eight days!" Qin Bing replied, she doubted whether Ximenyu asked these questions on purpose.

Ximenyu asked again, "When was your first surname life?"

"Bang!" Qin Bing slapped the table. "Ximenyu, I have been holding you for a long time!"

When such a question was asked, it really angered Teacher Qin Bing! .

"Teacher Qin, be angry, I am going to see you for treatment. You must answer, the first time is at a few years old, how many times does the surname live every month!"

Qin Bing stared at Ximen Yu, just like to eat him.

"Okay, okay, you don’t need to answer, I can see the pulse, you are still there!"

Qin Bing flushed with shame! .

Ximenyu coughed and said, "Ms. Qin, your condition is almost clear to me! There are two ways to treat you!"

"Those two methods?"

"One is to take medicine and then acupuncture, and the other is not to take medicine! Which one do you choose?"

"Of course I don't take medicine!" Qin Bing said, she was already afraid of taking medicine.

"Well, the way to not take medicine is that you go to break, and then, only if you live a normal surname life, slowly, it will be completely good! You have been still until now, so you have been Pain. In short, if you live a normal surname earlier, you will........."

"Slap!" A loud slap.

"You are shameless!"

"Alas, it seems that you still take medicine well!" Ximen Yu said helplessly, slap in vain, it was really tragic, how can a patient hit the doctor.

Xi Menyu picked up the pen and paper on the table and reopened a prescription. He said, "Go for the medicine yourself and take one dose a day. Remember not to drink more, preferably after breakfast! Then, if you want a complete cure, I still need to cooperate with acupuncture! However, let me make it clear first, lest you hit me again. Acupuncture needs to take off your clothes!"

Qin Bing said directly: "I don't need acupuncture!"

It's a pity that Ximenyu secretly said, if acupuncture can be given to Teacher Qin, how good it should be! .

"Oh, it's up to you. It doesn't matter if you don't cure it anyway. As long as you live a surname, it will be fine!......!"

Qin Bing immediately cast a cold look, "Are you endless?"

"Okay, I won't mention it! Ha ha"

"All right, other things are all right, you go back to class!" Qin Bing said, and put away the prescription.