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'After hundreds of years of darkness, Huaxia will finally rise! '

On the large silver screen, virtual shadows are combined with words, and after telling Wu Huanhua in just two minutes, the frozen picture turns again.

boom!

The moment the Sui-style Changge came into contact with the Turkic leather armor, debris, dust, and blood all splashed. (slow motion)

The percussion sensation that can be discerned with the naked eye, the imposing killing intent, the roar in the ear, and Shi Wansui that makes the scalp tingle... The audience in the theater felt the same, and took a deep breath in unison.

kill!

Shi Wansui killed one person, galloped on his horse, pierced through the void with his Chang Ge, and hit another Turk's head heavily, pressing him to the ground with his horse and man.

The accompaniment adapted from drums, suona, and shengxiao has a dull, passionate, and soul-stirring sound, full of ancient Chinese style.

rumbling...

A great battle finally ended with the Turks retreating, and the pictures flowed, and the four dragons and phoenixes were looming...

'Riding alone to retreat the beard'

Afterwards, the plot slowed down and switched to the audience in the palace.

Report, millions of Turks are going south...

Only then did the audience have time to catch their breath.

Damn it, it's worth it!

This movie... is going to blow up!

Why have I never heard such a majestic dubbing?

Who is that playing Shi Wansui? It's so domineering!

Who is Shi Wansui? What a weird name!

Fifteen minutes have passed? So fast?

After the decoration, the feeling of watching TV dramas with a ponytail... is so different!

Is this what a big movie theater looks like in a big city?

Before the audience could clear up their doubts, the report had been processed in the palace, and the war in the north resumed!

Under the vast Great Wall, millions of Turks galloped towards...

The adaptation of the mass sounded in real time...

rumbling...

The whole theater is shaking...

Audiences:……

Report!!!

General, the 140,000 soldiers and horses of the Turkic Shabolue Army...

The screen rotates, and in the city gate tower, a middle-aged general in heavy armor stands with a knife, and the banner with the Sui character on his back is blowing violently with the wind.

A few notes flashed past: Daxi Changru.

When he heard the military situation, the middle-aged general looked around at the countless civilians running wildly in the city, and immediately looked at the two thousand soldiers behind him, Let's go out of the city, a decisive battle!

General...

For my wife and children!

crunch!

The city gate, which is not too heavy, was opened in all directions with tears in the eyes of the general.

Two thousand soldiers, encouraged by the middle-aged man, held high the banner and died generously...

rumbling...

On the vast land, cavalry like a tide came in the blink of an eye...

kill!!!

The rush of war drums, the ear-piercing collision of gold and daggers, the hoarse and soul-piercing shouts, and the near-real weapon slashing, seem not so tragic, but how tragic scenes can be imagined...

Cried!

Shocked!

shocked!

In the theater, the sound of sobbing, choking, and holding back the grief...

final final.

More than a dozen generals of the Sui Dynasty stood beside the banner, surrounded by corpses, and piled up with various remnants of soldiers...

Tens of thousands of Turks did not dare to step forward, but retreated slowly...

Won!

And as the plot progresses, hundreds of warships march to the south of the Yangtze River, thousands of catapults bomb the giant city, heroic warriors conquer the battlefield, and tens of thousands of soldiers shroud their bodies in horse leather...

The three-and-a-half-hour plot, with Shi Wansui as the main line, interspersed with love for children, national righteousness, and generous elegy, accompanied by shocking episodes that have never been heard before, deduces a different kind of Chinese unification.

In the end, a huge flag was slowly raised in a huge unfinished city.

Afterwards, canals were dug, the Great Wall was repaired, imperial examinations were held, granaries were garrisoned...

Ancient Wars Congratulations from Ten Thousand Dynasties was released on the 11th file!

call!

I, my legs are weak...

It's incredible!

This ticket is worth a lot!

………………

the other side.

Only 90 minutes of Crazy Box just finished the second game.

The two audiences meet.

One side of the leg is weak, supporting each other.

While laughing and twitching, he clutched his stomach.

This old Hong is so f*cking cheap!

Lucky shit!

I can't do it, I laughed so hard, the flight attendant actually asked the flight attendant to open the window to get some air!

I know that one person gets one ticket, and he even has a standing ticket!

The part about grabbing the box was completely ignorant, haha...

………………

Outside the theater.

Compared with the residents of Xiang County who often moved their small horses to watch TV dramas, the audience who came from other places and waited for the second screening of the ancient war film had just entered the set and was shocked by the huge arrangement.

A huge screen of 35 meters x 23 meters, hundreds of seats arranged in a fan shape, speakers all over the walls and roof...

Is this IMAX?

Damn, isn't this movie theater too rich?

A Xiangxian audience who had weak legs and hadn't left the venue was a little puzzled, Aren't all your metropolises movie theaters like this?

Huh? How is it possible!

Even the movie theater screens in Shanghai and the capital are only half of this size, no, one-third the size!

Audience in Xiang County: ???

Then he added: I thought, all the big cities outside of you are like this!

...

Hey? Why is the ground still trembling?

yes!

The cleaning staff next to it hurried to the power supply to turn off the button, Sorry, the ultrasonic oscillator has not been installed with a smart chip, and it will be automatically turned off in the future.

???

Why do you play such high-end games in small counties?

The Xiangxian audience, who were leaning on the wall and preparing to leave, immediately straightened their backs, I'm proud!

...

………………

That night.

China Film Critic Forum.

Film fans, we meet again. I am old Z, a famous film critic.

May 1st Golden Week, we have several movies that are rumored to be very popular.

The first is China's first IMAX movie: Ancient Wars.

In recent years, my country's film industry has ushered in a new life, and countless classics have emerged, but themes related to war have always been restricted. First, few people can shoot that kind of majestic picture, which requires technology and equipment. , post-production to support, or burn money! Second, it requires a lot of group performances and massive props, just like the decisive battle, which used hundreds of thousands of soldiers. Calculated by daily food expenses and labor costs, billions are just Small money.

So, when I heard the words 'Ancient Warfare', I directly denied its upper limit in my heart. If the score is out of five stars, out of appreciation for the courage of the director and investors, I can give it a maximum of three stars.

And when I endured the distress and spent 75 yuan to buy an IMAX seat that was three times the price of a regular movie ticket, I was shocked by the wealth of the theater.

IMAX, it is estimated that many people have never heard of it, and those who have heard of it must not understand what it means.

This is a complete set of advanced film projection system! That's right, the whole system! Not a single player.

It requires a separate film, film processing, a special projector, a complete sound system, and a huge technological screen as support.

In other words, it abandons the traditional film standard, and records images with twice or even larger size. Counting the supporting technology, equipment, and specially built cinemas, the cost of a movie will be three times that of ordinary movies. , or five times!

So, out of the improvement of Huaxia Film and Television, I gave the ancient war movie four stars!

However!

When the movie started, I realized that I was wrong!

I don't know how the vibration on the ground interacts with the sound waves, but this movie is definitely a visual + auditory + sensory feast. There are too many classic music!

Here, considering the money-losing producers, I couldn't have given a better review as only five stars!

In addition, a friendly reminder, fans who want to experience ancient war movies must go to Xiaoqingshan Cinema (10 screens), Xiangxian District D Cinema (5 screens), Canal CBD Cinema (5 screens), because only Only here is IMAX!

Ancient Warfare: ★★★★★

Scene 2, Crazy Box.

In recent years, many famous and well-known actors and superstars have begun to sprint to Hollywood. I am not very optimistic about this movie that is said to definitely break into it.

Although the jokes are very strange and unheard of, but they are suitable for the old man to venture into the city, just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. I was holding my stomach and crying and laughing the whole time, but apart from the continuous jokes in this movie, I can't see how big it is at all. depth and meaning.

Of course, Lao Hong is standing by the seaside and throwing powder, looking back at the scenes of 'poisonous foam' harming people, it is indeed full of positive energy, but this movie is really too spoof, completely divorced from reality.

Three stars, no more.

Crazy Box: ★★★

Scene three, get in the car, let's go.

Perhaps due to the number of IMAX screens or the filming rate of ordinary theaters, Tianyu Pictures only gave this movie 10% of the screens.

This film is a film about the realities of small people. Compared with the other two gorgeous blockbusters, it can resonate with the audience more. It is special but not unique among similar works. Like many other TV film traditions, it focuses on the working people of the lower class. Living conditions and thoughts and emotions. The only difference is that it reflects the pain and pain, pursuit and yearning of migrant workers in the capital...

Generally speaking, it is an excellent work. I would like to call for new directors and Shuai Bo, who made two works in a row...

Boarding: ★★★★

comment area.

The IMAX version of the ancient war film loses money?

It's right to lose money! Old Z, I'm afraid you don't know who is behind Tianyu, do you?

Haha, Ge Baiyi! This guy lost more than 2 billion for playing games, and 200 million or 300 million for making movies. Is it a matter?

Old Z: ...

three days later.

The ancient war film and the crazy box are officially released in North America.

comment area.

It exploded!

Damn it, why isn't the 'crazy box' unrealistic?

Mmp, a newly promoted General of the Sea Department in North America, actually got in because of a movie! Got in!!!

The FBI came to provide door-to-door service overnight!

That's not the end of it. It turns out that Lao Hong in the movie is the boss of Tianlong Technology who launched the satellite, and the newly-emerged rich man Wang Laoliu!

Fuck, this is a movie based on real events!

I'm crazy, it turned out to be a real person!

Tianyu, Niubi!!!

No, Ge Baiyi Niubi!

He's a fool, he lost so much money that he went to Siberia to dig potatoes!

He has five million acres of land!

...

Film critic Old Z: ...

Then: Sorry sorry, Crazy Box: ★★★★★!