Boss Level Face-Slapping Specialist [Quick Transmigration]

Xu Zifan was ready to go to bed after posting Weibo, but before going to bed, he had to act as a sleepwalker.

Xu Zifan opened the door of the master bedroom and walked in. Wu Xuefei was already asleep. He lifted Wu Xuefei's quilt directly, began to fold the quilt like a robot, pulled out the pillow under Wu Xuefei's head, and placed it on the quilt upright. Wu Xuefei was dreaming when she was suddenly awakened, her heart beating fast. Seeing Xu Zifan's expressionless face, she screamed in a panic and hurried out to knock on Wu Lidong's door.

Just as Wu Lidong fell asleep, he frowned and opened the door, "What did you do in the middle of the night?"

Wu Xuefei pointed in the direction of the master bedroom and said anxiously: "Xu Zifan, Xu Zifan doesn't know what's going on..."

Wu Lidong walked to the door of the master bedroom and saw that Xu Zifan was folding the sheets, only the bare mattress was left on the bed. Then Xu Zifan reached out and took the water cup on the bedside table and poured it on the mattress. Using Wu Xuefei's silk pajamas as a rag, he began to wipe the mattress.

Wu Xuefei screamed again, "My pajamas! I bought it one thousand and two!"

Wu Lidong hurriedly grabbed her, and said angrily: "Be quiet, he is sleepwalking. What if he wakes up, he will die again? Today I went to talk about work, and I forgot about sleepwalking. , I have to tell him tomorrow, otherwise how can I sleep this night?"

Wu Xuefei was so angry, "Why is he so sick? He wets my bed. How can I sleep tonight?"

"Lock the master bedroom later. You can sleep with me tonight. Anyway, he doesn't know what the bedroom is like when he goes to work in the morning." Wu Lidong embraced her and kissed her on the face, "Don't be angry It’s been a long time since I hugged you to sleep, and I thought very much. At night, we are under a blanket and think about your nominal husband in the living room. Isn’t it exciting?"

Wu Xuefei laughed and leaned on him, "I'm not serious, I like you like this."

Xu Zifan turned his back to them and heard them clearly, and raised his eyebrows. After wiping the entire mattress wet, he turned around with his pajamas and walked to the next bed without expression. Both Wu Lidong and Wu Xuefei's expressions changed, and there was a bad feeling in their hearts.

Sure enough, Xu Zifan repeated the previous action. This time he didn't even fold the quilt and sheets, and he splashed a cup of coffee on the bed and wiped it everywhere. Wu Xuefei pointed to the large pool of stains on the bed, and her hands trembled a little with anger, "He, he is so crazy, what's wrong with him? What should we do now? How are we going to sleep?"

Wu Lidong also started a fire, no matter what he died or not, he strode to Xu Zifan and patted Xu Zifan's shoulder, "Hey! Wake up!"

In the next second, Xu Zifan reflexively gave him a shoulder throw! Wu Lidong's entire waist hit the edge of the bedside table, and the lamp fell and hit him on the head!

"Ah—" Wu Lidong screamed, hugged his head tightly, and touched his lower back again, trembling with pain.

"Lidong!" Wu Xuefei immediately rushed to help him, and when he touched him, he screamed, so scared that Wu Xuefei hurriedly grabbed the phone and called an ambulance. After such a few seconds, Wu Lidong was in cold sweat.

Looking at Xu Zifan again, he continued to wipe the bed carefully as if he were all right. After wiping the bed, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. He didn't seem to react at all to the outside world. The two of them were going crazy, but there was no doubt, because the Internet said that somnambulism and cooking, Xu Zifan's way of packing things, is more like being squeezed to work by them a while ago. Look like.

The two couldn't get out of Xu Zifan's anger, and couldn't wake him up, so they could only pack up and wait for the ambulance to come to the hospital.

When they left, Xu Zifan naturally took a bath and went to sleep. Wu Lidong had a hard hit at that time. It was three o'clock in the morning after taking the film in the hospital and taking the medicine. The two of them did not come back and went to live in the ward. They did not curse Xu Zifan less, but they were the only ones who were angry. Xu Zifan slept peacefully and had a sweet dream.

As soon as Xu Zifan went to work the next day, his colleagues asked him how he was doing at home, and asked him if he let his wife work. Xu Zifan smiled and said, "Thank you for caring about me. Thanks to you who woke me up yesterday, I went back to reason with my wife and father-in-law. After talking for a long time, they finally agreed to share the housework. Originally, I wanted my father-in-law to find a job. He is in good health and looks as if he is forty years old. He is still very young, but he is reluctant, and my wife firmly forbids him, saying that he wants my father-in-law to take care of him.

"Ah? He is so young for the elderly? You gave him a million to save him. He lives in your home but doesn't want to share the burden for you? Is this too bad?"

"That is, I have only heard of cheating fathers before. I didn't expect that there are cheating sons-in-law now. You have to be cautious when looking for someone in the future. You must first understand the other party's family before looking at the appropriateness."

Xu Zifan smiled and waved his hand, "Don't say that, isn't this my wife's filial piety? I think filial piety is good, so I said that I would pay most of my salary to my parents to repay the debt, so that my wife can find a relaxing job to earn Some living expenses. My father-in-law did not approve of her coming out to work, but I said for a long time. After all, I was under too much pressure. They finally agreed to give it a try and said that if it doesn’t work, then resign.”

Xiaolin muttered, "What's the difference between looking for a job or not? Even if someone does find a job, you can't stop it after two days of doing it."

Sister Liu tugged her a bit to tell her to stay silent, which is after all a colleague's housework. Then she felt that Xu Zifan was really stupid. The two father and daughter were making excuses for each other. No one wanted to work, so they wanted to squeeze Xu Zifan, but Xu Zifan thought they were so good.

At this time, Xu Zifan said, "By the way, does our company have positions that can recruit people? It doesn't need to be the kind of good positions with upward potential, just ordinary. Pregnant women can do it, and the salary is only two or three thousand, is there? "

Everyone sees Xu Zifan’s complete trust in his wife and father-in-law. Suddenly an inexplicable sense of justice and compassion arose. The handsome guy said: "Our company has a position. We are waiting for us to help you find out."

Sister Liu also said: "If your wife comes to our company, we can still ask someone to take care of her. When you two go to get off work together, you can rest assured your father-in-law."

Xu Zifan smiled and said: "Then I will trouble you. It will happen that I invite you to dinner, but I have no money now, so I will invite you to the cafeteria. When we come back later, we will definitely invite you to a big meal. You are so kind."

"We've been in the same office for five or six years. Who is with whom. Don't worry, we will definitely help wherever you can help."

The colleagues started the day's work happily, and Xu Zifan also grasped the speed of his ability improvement, so that the manager and colleagues could see his progress. As for the cell phone, of course he blocked those two people, and it was another day when no one was disturbed.

He didn't go home after get off work in the evening, so he took a taxi to his parents' house and bought a chicken, five catties of ribs, a box of milk and a bag of apples.

Mother Xu opened the door and saw him in large bags and said, "What do you buy these for? You have them at home. You can take these back to Xuefei to eat."

Xu Zifan changed his shoes and put the things in the refrigerator. As soon as he saw that there was nothing good in it, there were some fresh vegetables, eggs, and a small piece of meat. He put things away and said: "I bought it at home too, Mom, I have been self-taught to strengthen technology. Recently, the manager asked me to participate in the project, which gave me a lot of bonuses. I have plenty of money. You can usually save yourself."

Xu's mother heard him say that there was a bonus, and she was a little surprised, "Do you lead this to appreciate you?"

Father Xu also came out with a newspaper, "If your leader gives you a chance, you can do well and don't let down the expectations of your leader."

Xu Zifan closed the refrigerator and nodded with a smile, "I know, the manager said that there will be plenty of opportunities in the future, maybe I can get a raise next year. By the way, give you my salary card." He took out the card and handed it to you. Xu mother.

The second elder was stunned, and Xu’s mother hurriedly pushed him back, “What’s this? Get it back soon, we all have retirement wages, and we are not short of money. You should be awkward with Xuefei. You two need to pay the money in the future. More, you keep your own flowers."

Father Xu laughed and persuaded: "Take it away, we know that your filial piety is enough. In fact, the things that our old couple keep will be yours in the future? We will give it to you now and don't need to return it."

Xu Zifan insisted on stuffing the card into Xu's mother's pocket, "Mom, the password is the last six digits of my ID number. I told Xue Fei last night that I had given the card to you. In case she found out that the card was still with me. , Then you have to be awkward. Don’t worry, Xue Fei is so filial to her dad, can she oppose me to be filial to you? It doesn’t make sense, right? If you don’t spend the money, just save it for me, yes, mom, you remember Transfer money to your own card every month, don’t leave money in my card."

The second elder knew his son very well. He had never had such a mind, and he even specifically ordered the money to be transferred away. This sounded like a defense against Wu Xuefei. The two elders glanced at each other, and Mother Xu asked with some worry, "Zifan, what's the matter? Is there something wrong with you and Xue Fei?"

Xu Zifan frowned, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I don't think she really seems to live with me sincerely. These days, I also said that I would disturb her to sleep in the house, so I rushed me to the living room to sleep. I usually work overtime. , I have to wash the dishes and mop the floor when I get home. Mom and Dad, I don’t want to work. I just think that Xuefei and my father-in-law are resting at home all day. How can they not sweep the floor or wash the dishes? Say they can’t do it, and I can’t do it either. Am I still studying now?"

Hearing this, the two elders became angry, "They let you do so much work? What do you mean? Let my son be their servant?"

Xu Zifan hurriedly said: "Parents, don't be angry. I don't think it's right. Of course I can't listen to them. I already said last night. I was busy making money to pay you back and let them take care of the housework. Yesterday Xue Fei was angry and said I disliked her for not working, and said that she was also very ambitious and wanted to go out to work, so I told her to find a lighter job and earn some living expenses. The family is a husband and wife, since she wants to be filial to my father-in-law, Resolutely not let him go to work, then we and my wife will work together to make money. Now that Xue Fei is pregnant, I said that it is enough to let her find a job of two to three thousand dollars. She also agreed, so that's it first."

From his attitude and narration, the two elders realized how dissatisfied he was with the Wu family and his daughter. They were originally flash marriages, and problems were unavoidable. Thinking of giving the Wu family one million before, the two elders did not refuse, and properly put away Xu Zifan's card.