Bloodline Lord of War

Chapter 57: fat boss dizzy

  Chapter 57 Fat boss fainted

  Janna picked up the water bag, pulled out the wooden stopper and took a sip. The cool white water flowed down her throat, which made Janna regain some patience.

  She said to Robin: "The horse bandit will definitely appear again, maybe we can meet today."

   Robin snatched the water bag from Janna's hand, took a gulp, and said, "I hope so."

   These two sentences frightened David, who was always superstitious, he hurriedly spit out a few mouthfuls, as if he wanted to spit out all his bad luck. Then he shouted: "Oh, Miss Janna, don't talk nonsense!"

  Jana disagreed, and replied: "Mr. David, you are lucky, we are here to ensure your safety."

  David didn't believe Janna's words at all, and criticized in his heart: What big talk, didn't you just get robbed yourself?

  Of course he didn't dare to say this in front of Janna, so he could only smile.

  He wondered if this Miss Janna was hit too hard after being robbed by the horse bandit, which caused her to lose her mind, and even actively expected the horse bandit to appear. Isn't it dangerous for me to stay with her now?

  The fat boss was thinking wildly. Suddenly, a half-elf standing on the carriage and responsible for guarding found something. His face changed, and he turned back to Robin who was not far away and shouted:

   "Boss! A group of cavalry is found in the south!"

   Robin and Janna listened, and they looked at each other, coming!

  The fat boss’s face changed drastically with fright. His fleshy body was like a ball, and he jumped up from the ground with a jerk, and shouted in a panic, “Cavalry? What cavalry?”

   "All alert!" Robin stood up and shouted. All the iron guards and half-elves who were resting immediately stood up in unison.

On the other side of the fat boss, a group of idle caravan guards immediately panicked. Some of them couldn't even find their own knives when they stood up, and some were still sound asleep. Knowing what happened, he rubbed his eyes and scolded his mother: "Who is blind and stepped on me!"

  Robin and Janna jumped into the carriage and looked in the direction of the half-elf's finger, only to see a group of cavalry rapidly approaching them on the distant wasteland.

  The eyesight of half-elves is several times stronger than that of ordinary people. Robin squinted and couldn't see clearly. The sentinel had already said: "They are flying a flag with a saber painted on it."

  Robin laughed aloud: "That's right, it's the Earl of the Saber, and they're finally here. It's good that these **** are here!"

The fat boss was climbing the carriage, and he also wanted to go up to see what happened. Halfway through the climb, when he heard what Robin said, he slipped in fright, fell off the carriage again, and sat down on the grass .

   "Horse bandit! Really a horse bandit?!" The fat boss exclaimed in fear, ignoring the pain in his buttocks.

  The caravan guards under him were all scared, like ants on a hot pot, and shouted in a panic: "The horse bandit is here, what should I do?"

When you meet a horse bandit, you will definitely not be able to escape. When you think about what will happen next, ranging from being robbed to losing your head, David beats his chest regretfully. He should not have stayed with these two lunatics. If you don't hesitate, just run away.

  He struggled to get up from the ground, supported the carriage, stomped his feet, and shouted crying: "Miss Janna, it's all because of your crow's mouth, this time I really ran into a horse bandit."

  Jana jumped out of the carriage and comforted David by the way: "Don't worry, I didn't just say that, we will guarantee your safety."

David was also a little angry at this time: "Miss Janna, what time is it, why are you still insane, can you be sober? I'm going to be killed by your crow's mouth, and you are still talking big here .”

   Seeing that the other party didn't believe her at all, Janna shook her head helplessly, and ignored him.

  At this time of crisis, the usually cowardly and fat boss suddenly felt a heroism in his heart. He thought to himself: Miss Janna seems to be hopeless. In the current situation, I can only take the lead.

   "Surround the carriages and form a defensive formation!"

  Robin’s roar brought David back to reality, and at the same time reminded him, he hurriedly ordered his subordinates: "Hurry up, surround the carriage!"

The half-elves were dexterous, but David's men were clumsy. The caravan guards were frightened by the horse bandits. Once they panicked, they would not be able to do what they usually could do. A few carriages turned over and over again. The method is accurately surrounded.

   Finally, the half-elf next to them couldn't stand it anymore, so they helped them, and finally surrounded all the carriages before the horse bandits arrived, forming a defensive formation.

  The horse bandits rode fast horses, and they arrived in no time. They yelled "Aww" and started circling around the car formation.

  The iron guards and half-elves had drawn their weapons, their swords were out of their sheaths, their bows and arrows were stringed up, and everyone stood in their positions, ready for battle.

   There was no trace of fear or panic on their faces, only calmness like a boulder. Even the iron guards are still very excited, as long as this group of fighting races have battles, they are happy.

In stark contrast to them, the guards of the fat boss were all pale in fear. The roar of the horse bandit was like an invisible arrow, easily piercing through their guts. The courage has already leaked out.

  A guard next to Simon's legs trembled in fear, as if sifting chaff.

  The silly Iron Bear soldier blew his nose, pretended to be friendly and patted the guard's shoulder, and wiped his nose on him by the way.

  Seeing that the boy's legs were shaking all the time, he asked naively, "Brother, what's the matter, are you sick?"

  The guard looked like a wooden man, slowly turned his face stiffly, and said tremblingly, "You're the one who's sick, I'm scared."

  Simon was very disdainful, but he still kindly comforted him with a few words: "There is nothing to be afraid of. When people die, they will die."

   As expected of the bravest iron bear warrior on the snow field, after a simple sentence of comfort, the boy's little face turned whiter with fright.

  The horse bandits yelled, and after a few laps around the car formation, they slowly stopped. Then the Earl of the Saber rode out and shouted at the caravan:

   "I am the Earl of the Saber. This area is within a hundred miles of my territory. If you dare to trespass on my territory and leave all valuable things behind, I will save you from death!"

  The fat boss hid behind the carriage, and when he heard Earl Saber's call, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief while he was afraid.

  He has long heard that as long as he is obedient and pays the money, the Earl of the Saber will generally not kill them all, and will often let the caravan members survive.

  Although these truckloads of goods are all his hard-earned money, money is not important, so after a simple balance, the fat boss decided to surrender.

  However, just as he was about to shout, Robin suddenly jumped into the carriage and shouted at the saber:

   "Fart your mother, I'm here to **** you today!"

  When the fat boss heard this, his eyes went dark, and he sat down on the ground again, almost fainting on the spot.

  He cried: It's over, why am I so unlucky to meet these two lunatics!

  (end of this chapter)

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