Black Jail College

From the beginning, the plot developed in a disadvantageous direction for them.

Chen Xiaoming, who was in his "parents' vehicle, went home and saw the hospital on the roadside," he suddenly thought to his "father": "My friend was hospitalized in a car accident. I want to see him and go home later."

Facts have proved that American parents are quite open-minded, and instead of imprisoning their children for the previous accident, they comforted Chen Xiaoming and asked Chen Xiaoming to accompany his friends.

After watching the'parents' car drive away, Chen Xiaoming's expression was quite complicated. He, a man who had lived for several decades, was suddenly treated like a child by others, which made him feel uncomfortable.

Just when Chen Xiaoming wanted to look for Li Xingyun, Li Xingyun found him first.

After Li Xingyun found Chen Xiaoming in a coat that didn't fit well, his face didn't look good, but it was a sequelae of the operation.

"Fortunately, the advanced regeneration ability is still there. Although it is weakened a bit, it has restored my mobility, otherwise this round will be dangerous."

Li Xingyun rode his cane and drove with Chen Xiaoming to outside the largest shopping mall in the town.

Although the two of Li Xingyun did not have the home address of the rich man, according to the plot in the movie, this guy went to the mall to ‘shopping’ after leaving the police station. It can be said that this lucky guy’s heart is not as big as that.

In fact, it is not difficult to see from the movie that although this guy has a bad character, his luck is not so good.

Even the death design of the **** of death hid one after another by luck, as if there was really a goddess of luck sheltering him.

If it hadn't been for the guy's final IQ drop, he wouldn't have been killed by an iron ladder.

The two of Li Xingyun decided to save him because of the extraordinary luck shown by the rich man in the movie. Li Xingyun wanted to use the rich man as a bait to catch the **** of death and see if he could find some from the death design. flaw.

After waiting for a long time, Li Xingyun and the two finally saw the excited and arrogant look of the rich man walk out of the mall, Li Xingyun and the two immediately followed the rich man back to the apartment where he lived by various means.

After seeing a sticky chow mein thrown out of the facade of a window on the third floor of the apartment, Li Xingyun and Li Xingyun determined the specific address of the rich man.

Although knowing that according to the plot in the movie, the rich man would jump out of the window to escape, and he was finally stuck to death by an iron ladder, but in order to prevent the death dog from jumping the wall and directly killing the rich man, Li Xingyun decided to intervene in the death design of the **** of death.

Chen Xiaoming didn't dislike the nausea of ​​fried noodles. After grabbing a handful, he patted his head, and then scolded upstairs.

The rich man is obviously a poor quality guy. He knows that his fried noodles are spilled, but his face is not revealed. Just like the original plot, he proudly took out today’s “shopping” while he was cooking. Play with the results.

Chen Xiaoming wanted the same effect, and the silent rich man gave him a reason to come to find fault.

Li Xingyun, who had inconvenient legs, did not accompany Chen Xiaoming up, and waited beside the iron ladder.

According to the original plot of the movie, the rich man carelessly put the fried noodles with magnets in the microwave, and while grasping the ring, he was shocked by the explosion of the microwave, and the ring fell into the sink in the sink. .

Not knowing what this guy was thinking about, he went to fish for the ring, but forgot that he was carrying the watch he had just bought, and he stuck his hand at the sink of the sink.

At this time, by coincidence, the pan on the gas stove was burning again, and the smoke sensor failed for some reason.

Just when the rich man’s IQ dropped and wanted to use a towel to wipe out the burning pan, Chen Xiaoming came to the door of the rich man’s house.

Looking at the reflection of the flame under the door and the thick smoke, Chen Xiaoming knew that the **** of death had already begun to do it.

Chen Xiaoming, who was originally a strong physique, raised his big foot and kicked on the wooden door without saying a word.

In order to avoid kicking the wooden door out of a big hole and causing his foot to be blocked by the wooden door, Chen Xiaoming even used his skill on this foot. The seemingly heavy kick actually acts on the wooden door's maximum stress point. .

Under one foot, the wooden door was kicked out by Chen Xiaoming, and at this moment, the rich man accidentally knocked the pan to the ground.

"Fak"

After Chen Xiaoming exploded, he didn't care that the pan was burning red, so he hurriedly lifted the pan with his clothes and threw it out the window.

After Chen Xiaoming wiped out a fire source, the towel that the rich man used to knock over the pan successfully ignited another pile of things.

"Hey buddy, there is a fire extinguisher under the cupboard"

After seeing Chen Xiaoming coming in for the rescue, the rich man was overjoyed and hurriedly pointed out the location of the home fire extinguisher.

After Chen Xiaoming took out the fire extinguisher according to the instructions of the rich man, he sprayed the fire source twice and found that the thin instant noodles did not extinguish the flame, but made it burn even more.

Chen Xiaoming knows that the second wave of death design is coming. In order to kill this guy favored by the goddess of luck, the **** of death is also quite powerful. Not only did he use various coincidences to ignite his home, but he also created several pieces one after another. This kind of accident cannot be called an accident at all.

The failure of the smoke detector and the failure of the fire extinguisher are negligible. The scene of the collective falling of the windows looks like an invisible hand pushing them to death step by step.

After seeing that the flame could not be extinguished at all, Chen Xiaoming knew that the **** of death was about to make a big move, and hurriedly helped the rich man with his stuck arm out of the plight.

Just when Chen Xiaoming was hesitating whether to escape from the window as in the original movie plot, Li Xingyun shouted downstairs: "Quickly come out"

Chen Xiaoming didn't dared to hesitate anymore, raising his chair and breaking the closed glass window, and then jumped onto the iron staircase for emergency escape with the rich man.

As the two climbed down, the gas tank in the rich man's house was successfully burned.

After seeing the successful escape, the rich man said the classic line: "Fuck, I'm so lucky."

As soon as the rich male voice fell, Chen Xiaoming suddenly felt a yin wind blowing up from the back of his head, and then he heard Li Xingyun shouting downstairs: "Be careful."

Feeling the danger approaching, Chen Xiaoming didn't care too much, so a pigeon turned over and jumped off the iron stairs on the second floor.

And what Chen Xiaoming stays so immortal is on the fried noodle stains thrown out by the rich man before.