Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

Joshua did not expect that Quirrell’s summons would arrive so early, after all, as far as the timeline of the original book is concerned, there is still a long time before the end of the first part, and he should be able to touch the fish for a while.

Quirrell didn’t expect that he would actually refuse to let that kid do him a favor!

….

When Gryffindor was about to meet Hufflepuff at a Quidditch match, Quirrell called Joshua into his office with a small note.

“Listen up boy… This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity… I heard that Dumbledore will go to watch the game live, and because of Mrs. Hooch’s sick leave, Snape will also be a referee himself…”

Quirrell clutched Joshua’s shoulders with both hands, like madness.

“Oh… Other words… It’s not just the headmaster who is on your opposite side, but also Professor Snape? He usually looked bitter and bitter, as if he owed him a million, but he didn’t expect that he was still a good teacher who cared about the school! ”

Joshua stepped back slightly, touching his chin, intending to tease Quirrell.

“Wang’s hair?! What did you kid say?! And dare to praise Snape that B· I·T· C.H., are you trying to defect?! ”

Sure enough, he succeeded, and Quirrell was furious and slammed his fist on the table.

The water cup above all overturned, and the water that flowed out directly wet Quirrell’s textbook.

“Ah, Professor, your book… Wet with water…”

Joshua was not frightened by Quirrell’s hideous face, but kindly pointed it out to him.

Quirrell moved his gaze down Joshua’s fingertips and noticed his already unrecognizable textbook, densely written with his lectures.

“OhNo！ My textbook! My lesson plan! ”

Quirrell covered his head, slumped into his chair with a look of despair, and couldn’t help but let out a roar of incompetence.

“Eh… Professor, we are mages… Isn’t it all over with some magic or something…”

Joshua really didn’t know what to say, took out his wand and waved it on the table, and suddenly the entire table and textbooks became like brand new.

Fortunately, Quirrell is still the final boss of the first part, and now this appearance is no different from the neighbor’s two fools.

“Okay, Professor, I’ve already helped you get your textbook, so don’t worry about any lesson plans…”

Perhaps despised for his teaching skills, Quirrell currently attaches great importance to his textbooks and lesson plans, and does a lot of preparation before class, but because of this, the quality of his teaching has indeed improved a lot.

Quirrell said excitedly, “… Thank you then…”

He then shook his head and said with a strong spirit: “Say something… My target item has basically been determined where it is, only because of Dumbledore’s heavy defensive means…”

“But fortunately, I’ve gone from the sea… Ahem… I’ve somehow gotten some defensive material there… As long as you can hold Dumbledore and Snape back, then I…”

“Impossible!”

Joshua immediately shouted loudly, “Are you with a broken skull?!” Professor Quirrell! How could I possibly implicate two smart adult wizards?! Not to mention the first white wizard in the world, Headmaster Dumbledore! ”

“Could it be that you want me to pull on the headmaster’s sleeve and stupidly ask him what he ate yesterday?!” Or let me ask Professor Snape why he doesn’t wash his hair all the time?! If I really say that, you will see my body at the entrance of the Forbidden Forest the next day!” ”

“You listen to me first! Brat! ”

Quirrell’s brow furrowed tightly, seemingly dissatisfied with Joshua’s interruption.

“Quidditch matches usually take a long time… You know that, right? After all, Gryffindor has already fought Slytherin…”

“What I want you to do is persuade the Gryffindor team to delay the game as long as possible. Then at halftime, you trip Harry a little bit. You know, Dumbledore cared about the boy who couldn’t die… As soon as Harry has a problem, the scene will definitely be chaotic, and then I will…”

Quirrell smiled wickedly, indicating that everything was silent.

Joshua also smiled wickedly, saying that this fool did not know what was called the fastest speed to finish a match in Quidditch history…

“But here’s the problem, although I think I’m a bit good at magic, but that’s only among first-year students. With my trick, what spell do I want to put on Harry… That will definitely be discovered. ”

“And I’m good friends with Harry after all… Cursing him so simply will definitely make the headmaster suspicious…”

Joshua said while carefully observing Quirrell’s expression.

“So… Can you…”

Joshua thought it would be great if he could learn a little Dark Arts from Quirrell.

Quirrell raised his eyebrows and said, “What you said makes sense… So be it…”

He got up from his chair, walked over to the locker, and tinkered inside.

It took a while before he came over with a small bag of unknown things and threw it in front of Joshua.

“Oh… That’s it… You pour a glass of water, add this thing to it, and hand it to Harry Potter…”

Quirrell looked at Joshua with a hesitant look, so he continued: “But don’t worry, this thing is a colorless and odorless thing that melts in water and delays the effective time, even Snape, the potions master, may not be able to find the problem in Harry… And its medicinal effect is also very simple, just simply make people want to have diarrhea…”

“If that Harry could endure being taunted and ask Snape to suspend the game, but if he had to hold on and keep the game going… Hum… I’ll give you a wake-up call and prepare an umbrella… Don’t let anything weird spill on you…”

Joshua couldn’t help but take a step back in disgust, this man’s mind was really dark, if it really did, then Harry would definitely become the laughing stock of the whole house!

Gee… Heaven fell with great dung or something… It’s exciting to think about…

But… If Harry really didn’t have a second Slytherin, then should he actually pass the water up?

For the development and progress of cultural entertainment in the magical world of the country….

Maybe the two vests of Dior Brando or the unknown Mr. Jojo will be reappeared…

(Thank you to Mr. Sheng Peng, Mr. White Wolf, Mr. Spokesperson of Death, Mr. Master Brother for the flowers…)

Set the timing chapter, probably at this time I am already on the way to practice subject three… Ah, it’s so annoying… ）_

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