Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

Joshua didn’t know why he remembered a movie he had seen in his previous life, a lewd uncle with a two-handed beard facing the speeding train in front of him, spread his hands, and shouted helplessly: “I haven’t got on the train yet!” Eh! I haven’t got in the car yet! ”

How presumptuous Joshua laughed when he watched the movie at that time, how sad his heart is now.

No wonder the mission system was so tinkling at the time! It turns out that I didn’t do the most important thing at all!

The people on the platform left in twos and threes, without looking at Joshua. This impersonal world made Joshua feel even more desperate. Even when he was reborn at the beginning, he had never been as powerless as he is now… Of course, the fear he had when he first crossed was all thought of as a baby’s spontaneous crying.

You know, Joshua who has just crossed is the posture of a baby, life can not take care of itself, every day has to endure the danger of bedwetting and fight wits with parents who want to amuse him, no mobile phone computer, no light novel, no friends and friends to play, no sand sculptures

Netizens, you can’t even generate electricity from your own home….

Such a boring life, Joshua can survive alive.

But… He can’t do anything now! If he can’t get on the train, he can’t enter Hogwarts, and this is the only way for him to enter that magical sanctuary! I can’t come back next year for a ride, blend into the school and say to Dumbledore: Big guy! Can I repeat a year and make it to the first grade?

The more Joshua thought about it, the more angry he became, the more sad he became… Even the task system is too lazy to look.

Life is hopeless… He can’t learn magic, how can he live in this fantasy world where an Avadaso life may fly over at any time!

He braced himself on the ground with his hands, not wanting others to see how embarrassed he was now, but what about this? Indisputable tears still fell, wetting the ground and wetting his red coat.

“Huh? Little brother, why are you sitting here? Isn’t it cold on the ground? A pair of polished little black leather shoes appeared in front of Joshua’s eyes.

Joshua shook his head, he didn’t want to talk now, he just wanted to be quiet.

“Mom! The little brother looks troubled! Shall we help him? The owner of the little leather shoes should be a little loli, but this still does not make Joshua happy. The villain has also lived in Ying Country for eleven years, what kind of Lolita girl Joshua has not seen?

The girl’s mother heard the sound and walked over, and the sound of stepping on the ground was very solid, sounding like a slightly fat lady.

“Oh… Child… What’s wrong with you? Separated from your family? Get up… The ground is dirty…” The lady reached over her hand and pulled Joshua up without saying anything.

To be honest, this lady’s hand was quite strong, and Joshua had already stood up straight before she could react, and she was cleaning the dust on her body with her hands.

“Kid, get up! Don’t patronize and be sad when something happens, you say it, perhaps… How can we help you? ”

Joshua looked up, and the first thing she noticed was two bright red hairs, then a loli with short hair and her slightly chubby mother.

“That… I…” Joshua said a little ashamed, “I didn’t make it to the train…”

The red-haired lady was stunned for a long time, and then shook her head, “Child: Really..”

She seemed to be considering her own wording, “I’ve also sent five kids to school… Today it’s the sixth, not to mention when I was in school… I don’t know how many years have passed, but it’s the first time I’ve seen someone who didn’t get on the bus because they missed time…”

“Madame, don’t say anything… I want to cry… Really…”Joshua was poked in the sad thing, really sad against the river, he may be the stupidest crosser in history, right? This is quite Tang X did not join Shrek Academy because of diarrhea, Lin X did not go to the Daozong because of egg pain… This TM is also too!

Little Lori pouted, seemingly not optimistic about Joshua’s appearance. “It’s a shame, I got up at eight o’clock today to send my brothers to school!”

“Shut up Ginny!” Madame scolded her daughter, “You won’t have any more pudding tonight!” ”

Little Lori had to cover her mouth.

“Well, kid… Or you come with us first… Going to the Leaky Cauldron, I asked my husband if there was a way to send you to Hogwarts…” The red-haired lady looked at Joshua and nodded before continuing, “Okay, let’s go now… By the way, you can call me Mrs. Weasley, her name is Ginny…”

“Little brother, you should only be a year older than me, right? What’s your name? Ginny took her mother’s stubble and asked Joshua.

“Joshua… Joshua Joestar…”Joshua suddenly saw a glimmer of possibility, Weasley? Is that pure-blood family famous in the wizarding world? The family of Hariki friend Ron in the protagonist trio? They seem to be very friendly to Muggles!

“Huh? Joshua Joestar? It’s Joshua· Did Joestar spell it that way? Ginny was interested, “What a strange name!” Your family must have called you JOJO, right?! ”

“Eh! Other! I don’t think I can afford such a tall name right now… Just call me Joshua…”

Joshua wiped a handful of beads of sweat from his forehead, although he was often a little cool about the name… But… He didn’t come

There is the wonderful body of previous generations of JOJO, secondly, there is no wonderful ability of previous generations of JOJO, and thirdly, there is no most important wonderful posture….

(Emphasis added, with the name JOJO, how can there be no fantastic pose?) ）

Although he is proud of the surname Joestar, after all, this is the supreme glory that JOJO has composed with his life and youth.

But he is now… It’s just an ordinary, crossed, systematic, handsome-looking Muggle brat.