Siheyuan: Eight-year-old orphan!The Jia family took my property

Mrs. Jia Zhang also went out. Seeing Xu Damao like this, she couldn't stop laughing wildly. "Haha, you Xu Damao, you also have today, you are an adult and you are still running, you are ashamed of you. Last night you bombed the toilet, today you bombed the steel mill, Xu Damao, you have become the king of farts! Haha..."

Stick stem didn't spare Xu Damao, and laughed wildly along with grandma.

Lin Weiguo was listening to the radio at home, and he heard it at this moment. When he walked out, he saw Xu Damao rushing into the house.

Lin Weiguo sneered.

Unexpectedly, the effect of the thinning air bubbles was so strong that Xu Damao was blown up in the toilet last night, and today he went to blow up the steel rolling mill. Looking at him like that, he is not only the king of farts, but also the king of thinning out.

Shame on you!

Live it!

This is not what he asked for!

A villain should end up like a villain, or keep the 200 for the Chinese New Year?

Lin Weiguo was about to go back to the house and continue listening to storytelling.

At this time, I heard Xu Damao's family shout angrily again.

While scolding Xu Damao, Lou Xiaoe was washing his pair of trousers disgustingly, which were stained with dead rice and runny.

It's disgusting.

And the sheets, too.

Why am I so unlucky, I've been dealing with corpse rice all day long, and it's all Xu Damao. If you eat peanuts, you can just let it go, and see if you still harm the factory today.

Before Lou Xiaoe could finish thinking, bursts of laughter came from outside.

Then, I saw a gust of corpse rice wind enveloping Xu Damo, rushing in.

A piece of cardboard that was about to fall was tied to Xu Damao's buttocks, and the cardboard was about to melt.

moment.

Lou Xiaoe understood what was going on.

There was a sound of fury. "Xu Damao, you're creeping out again!!!"

"This is the third pair of pants..."

Before Lou Xiao'e could finish speaking, Xu Damao ran forward in fright, covered her mouth, and wiped her butt with the hand.

"Keep your voice down, don't let them hear you again!"

However, it was too late.

The voice has already spread out.

When Lou Xiaoe smelled the stench of the hand on her mouth, she almost cried in anger.

Pushing Xu Damao away violently, he said "咖咖哗" several times, and then ran to the kitchen to clean his mouth.

And Lin Weiguo, He Yushui, Second Aunt and others also heard Lou Xiaoe's violent drinking.

Immediately, one by one couldn't help laughing wildly again.

Chapter 132 Xu Damao and Silly Zhu's Pants Are Stripped!Mrs. Jia bumped into it! [Kneeling for full order support]

Chapter 132 Xu Damao and Silly Zhu's Pants Are Stripped!Mrs. Jia bumped into it! [Kneeling for full order support]

Xu Damao changed into a pair of pants and waited at home for a long time to confirm that he would never have diarrhea again, then rushed to the factory again to make up the leave.

All afternoon, the whole rolling mill was spreading the news about Xu Damao loosening his pants, even their publicity department was spreading the word.

Like avoiding snakes and scorpions, they all covered their noses when they saw Xu Damao, with disgust on their faces.

Xu Damao hated Sha Zhu even more, if it wasn't for him, how could I have made such a fool of myself?

It was him last night.

He is still in the cafeteria today.

Not only did he smear me all over with corpse rice, he also discredited me in the rolling mill.

Silly Zhu, I am at odds with you.

I must take revenge on you severely!

Then Xu Damao changed his mind and came up with a plan.

Finding an excuse, he slipped to the workshop and found Yan Jiecheng.

When Yan Jiecheng saw Xu Damao, he burst into laughter. "Haha, Xu Damao, I heard that you became the king of smuggling and blown up the canteen of the rolling mill?"

"Fuck you, don't leave any pot unopened! I want to ask you for something, to make money, five yuan, do you want to do it?" Xu Damao tempted.

Yan Jiecheng has been looking bitter these days, because he made a joke a few days ago, even if his father Yan Pugui counted away five yuan from this month, he deducted half of the next month.

Then, he was attacked by his wife Yu Li again.

I was depressed and wondered where to get money.

Unexpectedly, the money was delivered to the door. 433

Still five bucks!

When Yan Jiecheng heard it, his eyes lit up.

"Do it! Why don't you do it, you are a fool if you have money and don't make money!"

Yan Jiecheng followed Xu Damao to a deserted place.

"Everything from last night to today was caused by Sha Zhu. If he is unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous! Tonight, when Sha Zhu went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, we did this..."

Yan Jiecheng was stunned for a moment.

Isn't this a bit vicious?

Seeing that Yan Jiecheng seemed a little shaken, Xu Damao became anxious. "Another two yuan, if you don't do it, I'll find someone else."

When Yan Jiecheng heard that two yuan had been added, from five yuan to seven yuan in one go, his heart immediately burst into joy, and he nodded in agreement.

Xu Damao lamented that money is still easy to use.

Then the two agreed on a plan and separated.

All afternoon.

Xu Damao didn't seem to have farted or passed out anymore, as if this thing happened for a while.

Hope never to come again.

In this way, at night, bursts of laughter broke out again from every household in the courtyard.

Xu Damao gritted his teeth, damn it, what's so funny, don't you have diarrhea all your life?

People are pitiful, and you are still laughing, you beasts.

The culprit is Shazhu, you bastard, I want you to lose face tonight and die without a place to bury you.

Finally waited until midnight.

Xu Damao was not in the mood to sleep at all, he went out early, pulled Yan Xiecheng and hid secretly by the toilet.

In order to prevent Yan Xiecheng from changing his mind temporarily, Xu Damao gave two yuan in advance, and five yuan after the matter was completed.

The two of them waited in the cold wind, trembling all over.

Finally stayed up until four o'clock in the morning.

Sha Zhu really went out, in fact, this is also the information that Xu Damao had grasped a long time ago, Sha Zhu went out to go to the bathroom almost every night, either at three o'clock or four o'clock.

This time, he was really caught by himself.

"Come on, come on! Keep your voice down, before he's not paying attention!" Xu Damao ordered softly, and then picked up the bricks on the ground.

Yan Jiecheng was terrified.

Pulling it immediately, he spoke in a low voice. "Didn't you say Sap, why did you change it to a brick? This thing kills people. If you do this again, I will quit!"

Hearing that Yan Jiecheng was about to quit, Xu Damao laid down the brick and picked up the sap.

Afterwards, the two followed secretly until the moment Sha Zhu walked into the public toilet.

The two ran forward.

One person gave it.

Pfft!

Silly Zhu fell directly to the ground. Fortunately, Yan Jiecheng shot quickly. If he waited a few more steps, Sha Zhu would not have fallen into the Mi Gong pit.

Afterwards, Xu Damao used a rice scoop to pick up some rice poop, and was about to put some on Shazhu's mouth, but Yan Jiecheng quit again, and insisted on just getting some on his clothes.

Xu Damao was so angry that he gave him the remaining five yuan and told him to leave quickly.

After Yan Jiecheng left.

Xu Damao was going to continue making shit, but Shazhu suddenly snorted.

This startled Xu Damao.

Only then did he realize that Shazhu is the god of war in the courtyard, and if he knew that he had stuffed rice into his mouth suddenly, he would not beat himself to death.

never mind!

Xu Damao is planning to leave.

Suddenly, with a twitch in his heart, a vicious plot surfaced in his mind.

Afterwards, Xu Damao took off Shazhu's trousers completely, then padded him with his trousers, carried him on his back, and smeared towards the door of Jia's house.

At this time, Lin Weiguo woke up suddenly and was about to go to the toilet.

However, as soon as he went out, he saw a figure with a person behind his back, groping towards Jia's house furtively.

It was originally a night when you can't see your fingers, and normal people can't see it.

However, due to the influence of the food in the system, Lin Weiguo's eyes can see things in the dark as in the daytime, at least he can see the figures in the distance clearly.

It turned out to be Xu Damao!

That hulking back on his back is a silly pillar?