Siheyuan: Eight-year-old orphan!The Jia family took my property

Stick yelled desperately, and the voice instantly spread throughout the courtyard.

Immediately, everyone ran out.

"Someone actually bombed the public toilet? What's going on? This bombed the toilet, where do we go to use the toilet?"

"That's right! Who is so wicked? Even public toilets are blown up. Doesn't this blow up a whole body of toilets?"

"Who is this? He's full? It's shocking to blow up a public toilet!"

"I want to see which wicked ghost is doing such a wicked thing!"

……

Everyone hurried to the public toilet.

However, at this time, the sound of 'poof' in the public toilet stopped.

Xu Damao in the public toilet tightened his legs and covered his buttocks, his face flushed from holding back.

Chapter 130 Xu Damao's cafeteria teases Qin Huairu!Loud fart machine gun! [Kneeling for full order support]

Chapter 130 Xu Damao's cafeteria teases Qin Huairu!Loud fart machine gun! [Kneeling for full order support]

"Bang, who blows up the toilet in there? What do you use?" Sha Zhu looked curious.

BangJiao also looked nervous. "It seems to be muffled thunder, little cannon!"

"Meng Shenglei, aren't those firecrackers? Who is full? Doesn't this explode a whole body of rice?" Silly Zhu was also confused.

The third uncle also followed. "Who the hell is it? Silly Zhu, go and see!"

The third uncle is a chicken thief. He would not take the risk of such a dirty, smelly and dangerous thing by himself and let Shazhu do it.

Silly Zhu was also curious, picked up a brick from the ground with one hand, and slowly groped in with a flashlight in the other.

As soon as he entered the toilet, Sha Zhu caught sight of a shadowy person, hiding in a corner, swaying and awkward, extremely strange.

Silly Zhu lifted up the brick and wanted to smash it over, but he thought, if he hit his head and the blood flow would not stop, then he would not be able to run, it would not be worthwhile.

Smash the rice and share the pit.

Let you do bad things, splash your body!

Silly Zhu slammed the bricks into the Mi Gong pit, and the splashed Mi Gong sent Xu Damao flying all over him.

And Xu Damao was also taken aback, and couldn't hold back.

"Puff puff puff puff..."

The loud farts are like machine guns, chug non-stop.

Sha Zhu was also taken aback.

Quickly grab a flashlight!

"Xu Damao???"

As soon as Silly Zhu opened his mouth, he regretted it.

The chug of stinky farts, mixed with the stench of rice and toilet, filled his mouth with the stench.

Silly Zhu almost fainted from the smoke.

Afterwards, Xu Damao was seen splashed with corpse rice, and his whole body was submerged in a sea of ​​stinky farts.

Silly Zhu backed out in fright.

"Xu Damao? Silly column, is Xu Damao inside? Is he playing muffled thunder?" The third uncle Yan Bugui and Bang Geng rushed forward and asked curiously.

Silly Zhu spat a few mouthfuls of saliva and waved the air in front of his nose.

Then he slowed down and said.

"Wow! It's Xu Damao, who is farting inside. That fart scares people to death. It's not a muffled thunder at all!"

The crowd was astonished.

Afterwards, Xu Damao was seen rushing out with his pants up.

"Silly Zhu, I hate your ancestors! You smashed me into a corpse! Don't run away!"

Everyone saw the smell of corpse rice on Xu Damao's body, and they ran away one by one.

As soon as Silly Zhu saw it, he ran away immediately.

Xu Damao took out a Migong ladle from the side, shook a spoonful of Migong, and chased after him.

While Xu Damao was chasing him, he farted loudly.

"Puff puff puff puff..."

Everyone at the scene almost fainted from laughter.

After chasing for a long time, Xu Damao still failed to catch up with Sha Zhu after all, but after running for a while, he recovered, and the loud fart was gone!

Xu Damao sneaked to the laundry sink and washed the rice on his body.

Then I went home to scrub and changed into clean clothes.

'It's finally not farting, so cool! '

Xu Damao was secretly delighted.

After that, I didn't bother to eat, so I went to sleep almost time.

Touch the Kang.

Lou Xiaoe was already asleep.

'This bitch, who is still sleeping so soundly, doesn't even care about me! '

Xu Damao cursed, and fell asleep for a while.

He also fell asleep.

After sleeping for an hour, Xu Damao farted again.

"Puff puff puff puff..."

Lou Xiaoe woke up instantly.

Looking back at Xu Damao beside him, he was so angry that he kicked the kick down.

Xu Damao was sleeping soundly when he was kicked suddenly and turned over and fell to the ground.

Immediately, he was about to go into a rage, but in an instant he realized that he was farting all over again.

Not in the mood to beat Lou Xiao'e, she took a quilt and sat down on a chair.

It took a long time until Xu Damao dozed off and the loud farts stopped.

In the middle of the night, Xu Damao finally couldn't help being sleepy, and touched the bed again, because he had waited for at least three hours and he didn't blow his fart, so it should be gone.

It was fine in the second half of the night.

I woke up.

Xu Damao had dark circles under his eyes, and suddenly he smelled a bad smell.

One touch!

Suddenly startled.

How come the farts are blown and the pants are loose?

Xu Damao glanced at Lou Xiaoe who was still awake, so he got up quickly and changed into another pair of pants.

Hey!

I really shouldn't eat the peanuts last night!

It's all because of that Lin Weiguo, if it wasn't for him, why would I be so depressed that I would drink and eat peanuts.

After that, I casually grabbed two cold buns, poured a bowl of boiling water, dealt with it, and then fled to work.

Lou Xiaoe woke up, wrinkled her nose, and smelled a bad smell.

Then he glanced at the kang, Xu Damao was not there, and neither was the ground.

Then lift the quilt.

I go……

His eyes are too hot!

This Xu Damao actually crawled all over the bed, it's really disgusting!

Lou Xiaoe jumped out of bed in fright, pinched her nose and threw the sheet into the basin.

However, I saw that there were still two pairs of Xu Damao's pants from last night in the basin. There were not only traces of poop on them, but also a pair of sloppy underpants.

"Xu Damao, why don't you die!!!"

Lou Xiaoe was furious!

……

Xu Damao has fled to the rolling mill at this moment

However, the whole morning seemed to be fine, and I didn't even fart.

Worried all morning.

Finally passed.

It should be fine.

The morning passed quickly.

It's time for lunch.

Xu Damao thought of the silly Zhu in the cafeteria, this bastard, who spilled rice on me last night, let's see how I can get back at him after get off work.

Xu Damao came to the cafeteria to eat.

While queuing, Qin Huairu suddenly jumped in front of Xu Damao.