Big Panda Boss

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The coalition forces of all countries lost the big mushrooms very well, but suffered Chen Fan who was hiding in the ground.

It took him a lot of effort to crawl out from below, but as soon as he showed his head, he saw something flying over his head, and he subconsciously took a look at it.

"I'm a good guy!" Chen Fan's eyes widened in an instant, and he quickly threw this unlucky thing far away, so as not to blow himself up: "That wicked ghost littered the trash until your grandpa believed me or not. You cannot take care of yourself."

Chen Fan snorted angrily, and suddenly noticed an evil spirit rising into the sky in the distance.

"Gan! I've only been delayed for a while, how can I make such a big moth?" Chen Fan wiped the mud off his face with a stunned look, and noticed that the evil demon was rushing towards him.

After all, it was like sucking together. The evil demon had just finished his metamorphosis. It was the time when he was most hungry, and the energy fluctuations emanating from Chen Fan's body were simply a huge cake for it.

Chen Fan did not escape, but sat on the ground, took out the last remaining small bottle of Erguotou from his pocket, unscrewed the bottle cap and drank tons of it.

When the last drop of wine dripped into the entrance, the evil demon happened to rush to the front, and directly struck it with a tentacle.

Chen Fan was still tilting his head and sticking out his tongue to lick the mouth of the bottle. With a wave of his hand, the evil demon as big as a hill flew upside down, crackling on the ground for several kilometers.

"It seems that my brain was smashed by a nuclear bomb, and I can't even distinguish the most basic strengths." Chen Fan threw away the empty wine bottle, stood up and twisted his **** with arms akimbo.

"Roar!!!" The evil demon quickly got up again and continued to rush towards Chen Fan with a roar.

As Chen Fan said, this monster is only a defective product, not even as good as a wild beast. At least the wild beast knows how to avoid evil and will never provoke any dangerous creatures.

And the evil demon in front of him may have absorbed too much nuclear radiation, leaving only the most primitive desire in his mind.

Facing the rampaging demons, Chen Fan leaned on the waist of the bucket with one hand and stroked casually with the other.

The evil demon immediately broke his feet, broke a dog, and slid in front of him.

Chen Fan flipped his hand and pressed down again, and immediately seemed to have a mighty force pressing on the evil demon, and directly plunged it into the ground.

Looking at the demon struggling, Chen Fan couldn't help licking the corner of his mouth.

Chen Fan is a piece of cake in the eyes of the other party, but in Chen Fan's eyes, is it not a piece of fragrant donkey on fire!

However, Chen Fan did not have the habit of eating while being watched by a group of people.

Chen Fan turned around and waved at the sky, then sat down on the demon's forehead.

After a long time, a drone flew slowly over, hovering in mid-air and sent a polite greeting with a big speaker.

It's a pity that Chen Fan didn't understand bird language, rolled his eyes and said, "Go and change someone who can speak human language."

The drone was quiet for a while, and a familiar voice came out after a while: "Hello Sir, I am Major General Chen Feng of the Humanity United Nations Army Staff. I will communicate with you friendly on behalf of all of us. May I help you? ?"

Don't guess, there must be countless eyes behind the screen.

"This is that?" Chen Fan asked Erlang knowingly.

There was another silence on the other end. It is estimated that all the think tanks in the world are getting together to discuss how to answer this question.

After all, this is the first time that human beings have come into contact with an alien civilization in a real sense, especially this alien looks terrifying, and they can't help being careless.

After waiting for half a minute, Chen Feng replied: "This is the Milky Way, the planet Earth in the solar system on the arms of Orion, about 26,000 light-years from the center of the Milky Way."

"The Milky Way?" Chen Fan pressed his excitement in his heart and scratched his head, "I haven't heard of it."

Chen Feng paused for a moment and said, "It's normal that you haven't heard, because these names are all named by us humans. How do you call them? What does it have to do with this monster?"

Chen Fan gritted his teeth and said proudly: "This king is the Great Swallowing King. I was ordered by the heavens to hunt down this extraterritorial demon. In order to catch it, I crossed several planes."

There was too much information in one sentence, and there was another long silence on the other side of the drone.

Chen Fan was a little impatient and stood up and said, "Okay, you primitive people who can't even do interstellar navigation, don't guess. Some things are useless to let you know."

"Roar!" The demon was struggling immediately and was about to get up. Chen Fan stepped on it and stretched out his hand to tear off one of its tentacles and swallowed it directly into his belly.

"Sorry, King..." Chen Feng said with a light cough, "I am here on behalf of all life on earth, thank you for helping us to surrender this terrible monster. If you need anything, please mention it and we will try our best to help you. ."

"The king is welcome, anyway, you primitive people can do a little favor to this king, and it is your great blessing." Chen Fan chewed on his tentacles, and instigated: "First help this king get loose clothes. Come, this outfit is too tight, and the king of Le is very unwell. UU reads www.uukanshu.com and then gives the king a whole table of good wine and food. This king is starving to death."

This time the response was very refreshing: "Okay, please wait a moment, Lord."

After a long time, a large transport helicopter flew over cautiously, and slowly landed a hundred meters away, and then a group of tightly wrapped soldiers came down, carrying large bags and small bags and walking over with a nervous expression.

"My lord, we have brought everything you want." Chen Feng stepped forward and said politely.

Chen Fan glanced at him and said with a smile: "You mortal are quite courageous, dare to come and see this king in person."

Chen Feng smiled and replied: "I am a soldier, and my duty is to defend my family and the country. Besides, I believe you are not a bloodthirsty man."

"Okay, don't flatter yourself." Chen Fan yawned and said, "As long as you are comfortable with this king, there are benefits you can't imagine."

Chen Feng hurriedly responded again and again, and then ordered the soldiers behind him to carry the bags to Chen Fan.

"My lord, this bag is full of clothes. You think you like to pick the one you like. The other bags are all the fine wines and delicacies of our planet. Do you have a taste for your appetite? If it doesn't suit your appetite, we will make it for you."

Chen Fan was not polite, and first opened the big bag and picked out a few loose mink fur robes, and then pulled off the tight down jacket and put the robes on him.

Almost at the same time, all the bricks from all over the world saw the eye-catching tattoo on Chen Fan!

"Is it a panda???"

"Look at the coat color."

"Then what are the patterns on the back and arms?"

"It's the gossip and auspicious clouds of the East!"

"We need an explanation over there!"

"What's the explanation? Let's think about how to hug someone's thigh now!"