Big Panda Boss

"Cough, huh!!!" Chen Fan sat up in shock, but couldn't see anything, only feeling cold all over his body.

　　 "Ah! I'm blind!" Chen Fan quickly touched his eyes, then opened them, but stared at each other with a pair of golden pupils.

　　 Chen Fan subconsciously slapped the opponent directly, and slapped the opponent out.

　　 "Ouch!!!" I heard a scream immediately.

　　 "Who? Are you a human or a ghost?" Chen Fan immediately jumped up, drew a bizhu stick from behind to illuminate the surrounding environment, and found that he seemed to be in a huge cold and humid cave.

　　 The unconscious old man was lying at his feet, and Chen Fan just jumped up and almost stepped on him.

　　 "I am neither a human nor a ghost." A low voice sounded in the darkness.

　　 Chen Fan widened his eyes, and stared at the tall figure walking out of the darkness with the light from the bizhu stick.

　　 More than ten meters tall, burly and sturdy body, and bulging muscles are like those made of copper.

　　 Leopard-eyed, lion-nosed face is frizzy, like a match Zhang Fei, but with a big bald head adds a very fierce air.

　　 "Which monster are you?" Chen Fan asked with a stick.

　　 The brawny bald man said with a speechless expression: "You little demon dare to ask who the deity is. You are really ignorant."

　　 Chen Fan asked in a slow tone, "Your Excellency saved us?"

　　 "No, no." The brawny bald man said, "If the deity hadn't stopped you, I'm afraid you two little guys have broken into the land of demons and were corroded into chaos demons by the air of chaos."

　　 Chen Fan looked astonished and said, "Is your Excellency the sand monster???"

　　 "What kind of sand monster!" The brawny bald man said with a black thread: "The deity is the land righteous **** canonized by the heavenly court, and he takes care of the town's demon monument on a full-time basis to prevent the devil from getting out of trouble again."

　　 Chen Fan was even more shocked: "The land is righteous? You are always the land father???"

The brawny bald man immediately held up his chest, showed his exaggerated muscles, and said proudly: "Yes, the deity has granted this place to take care of the town's magic monument for thousands of years, and when the merits are completed, he can be promoted to the heavenly court to serve as the official of the day to benefit the world. "

　　 The corners of Chen Fan's mouth twitched slightly, lamenting that the books written by the ancients may not be all reliable.

　　 "Then you may be hopeless all the time." Chen Fan said ruthlessly: "Now there are chaos and demons everywhere out there, causing harm to the world."

　　 "Impossible!" The land **** immediately furiously said: "The deity has never been slack in guarding this place, and has not let go of even a bug. Where can the chaos evil demon do harm to the world?"

　　 "Really not slacking off for a moment?" Chen Fan looked speechless.

　　 The **** of the land immediately froze, touched his big bald head and smiled dryly: "I just took a nap recently, but the deity's divine consciousness clone has been staring at the town demon monument, there will never be any difference."

　　 Chen Fan said, "Then you should hurry up and see how that ghost place is going."

　　 "Huh! The deity doesn't need your little demon to instruct you to do things!" The land **** took out a demon mirror from his trouser pocket, and tapped it several times to show a projection.

　　 I saw a sword-shaped stone monument over a hundred meters high and full of iron chains standing in the mountain pass of a black extinct volcano.

　　 But at this moment, there are countless chaos demons frantically destroying the golden runes on the iron chains, causing half of the iron chains to break.

　　 The **** of the earth looked dull, and immediately exclaimed: "God of forehead! How come there are so many moths when it suddenly pops out? It's finished, it's finished, how can I explain to the heavens!"

　　 Chen Fan said with embarrassment: "Then what are you still stunned for? Get rid of the chaos demons!"

　　 The land **** said with tears: "I can't beat those chaotic demons."

　　 Chen Fan fell on the spot...

　　 "You said just now that you are the righteous **** of the land, the heavenly court!" Chen Fan said madly, "It's just a group of demons. You slap all the demons, right?"

The land **** said helplessly: "The deity can indeed slap all these demons to death with one slap, but the problem is that these chaotic demons are immortal and immortal. As long as they don't prevent the chaos from leaking, these demons will be useless even if they are slapped a thousand or eight hundred times. ."

　　 "How can I prevent the leakage of Chaos Qi?" Chen Fan urged.

　　 "Use a seal of golden talisman." The land **** directly took out a large pile of golden talisman.

　　 Chen Fan said speechlessly: "Then you are old, don't you hurry up?"

　　 The land **** said with a look of embarrassment: "I don't dare to go, it's chaos, if it gets a little bit of my way, it will be ruined."

　　 Chen Fan frantically said: "You are old but a fairy!"

　　 "What's the matter with the gods? The gods are also afraid of death!" The land **** said helplessly: "Besides, I'm just a conferred god, I haven't become a **** yet."

　　 "Does this make any difference?" Chen Fan was confused.

"Of course there is a difference." The land **** explained: "Mortals often confuse gods and immortals, but the difference inside is huge. Gods are gods, and immortals are immortals. Only heaven can canonize gods, so even mortals only need to make great merits. You can also be on the list of gods. But there is only one path to becoming immortal, and that is to fly through the catastrophe and ascend. This is a rule set by the heavens, and even the heavenly jade emperor cannot change it. However, the heavens are one of the fifty escapes, leaving a thread to the world Vitality. Mortals can first become gods by virtue of their merits, and then guard one side as a **** of the land or the gods of Hebo and Lake like me, and slowly accumulate merit and incense, and when the merits are completed, they can use the power of incense to reshape gold. The body directly avoided the catastrophe and ascended to the heavenly court to rank in the fairy class.

After listening to Chen Fan, his face was stunned~www.ltnovel.com~ in his heart, it is no wonder that the God of Land and Mountain in Journey to the West is clearly a civil servant officially appointed by the Heavenly Court, and he is still often bullied by various big monsters. What happened? .

　　 "Then how do you keep watching?" Chen Fan asked.

　　 The land **** stared at the demon mirror and his face changed. After a psychological struggle, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to die, little bear spirit, take this old man away quickly."

　　 "Okay!" Chen Fan picked up the old man and turned and left.

　　 "Eh eh, don't you persuade me?" The land **** hurriedly shouted.

　　 Chen Fan said speechlessly: "This is your old duty. I'm a little bear spirit, don't join in the fun."

　　 The God of the Land hesitated again and again, and said: "Little Bear Spirit, do you want to earn a merit?"

　　 "How to earn?" Chen Fan had heard Zhang Yuan introduce the merits of Heaven before, knowing that this thing in the immortal world is a hard currency worth more than the magic weapon of Lingshi, so he was very curious about what this so-called merit would look like after it was realized.

The land **** pointed to the demon mirror and said: "You see that there are many sealed golden amulets on this town's demon stele that have been destroyed by the chaos demons. Later, the deity will take action to temporarily trap these chaotic demons. Post it back."

　　 "Don't go, I haven't lived enough yet." Chen Fan refused.

　　 The God of the Land, without saying anything, directly took out a hundred high-grade spirit stones and patted Chen Fan in front of him: "Are you going or not?"

　　 Chen Fan put up **** firmly on his face: "Two hundred!"

　　 "Deal!"