Big Country Technology Starts with Mobile Phones

"Discoverer! A super brand from the United States! A voice that represents courage and determination! A symbol of wealth, status, and charm..."

"No matter how you shovel, or, no matter how you brush! And, you still use our electric drill to drill..."

"Good news! Good news! Buy a mobile phone and get free phone bills! Buy a mobile phone and get free phone bills! Pick up the phone and order a 499 yuan full-screen smartphone..."

What kind of nonsense is this?

Yang Xiaoling was immediately angry. If the advertisements on Dalang's mobile phone were consistent with the real thing, these advertisements were simply insulting her IQ!

At this moment, she suddenly missed the advertisement of Dalang's mobile phone, and then she recalled the pain Dalang's mobile phone had brought to her...

"It's not a good thing!"

There is also the manager of Dalang Direct Store, who is so good at fooling middle-aged and elderly people that her mother almost bought her a Dalang mobile phone.

It is unbearable!

Fortunately, last year's Dalang Technology stopped a lot, and it didn't invest so much in brainwashing advertising. After all, Dalang directly-operated stores have opened.

With offline channels available, who would continue to use TV shopping ads for promotion? Just as Yang Xiaoling was about to change the channel, a familiar voice appeared...

"I know how to make pancakes!"

"Drink the medicine quickly!"

"Dalang cell phone!"

Yang Xiaoling: Σ（OдO‖)

Yang Ma: =()

"Hey, don't..."

Yang Xiaoling was stunned and subconsciously prepared to turn off the TV. However, her mother rushed out wearing an apron and snatched away the remote control:

"Wait a moment!"

"Dalang Technology has released another new product?"

"No, what's good about it? It's cheap but not good. What's good about its stuff?"

Yang Xiaoling couldn't help but say, but her mother directly retorted: "Only Dalang Technology products can be purchased in TV shopping ads!"

As he spoke, he began to complain in a strange way: "You young people only know how to consume and buy expensive things. Why, money comes from the strong wind?

Dalang Technology is a conscientious domestic product! If you don’t buy it, forget about it, but you still keep talking about it every day. You also read what is said on the Internet. Do you believe what is said on the Internet?

In the past two years, there was a person in our county who followed netizens to find a job. He said it was nice, 20,000 a month, but he still hasn’t come back!

Stop looking at the mess on the Internet. How many Dalang products have you bought at home? Your dad still uses Dalang 8, and it hasn’t broken after using it for so long! "

Originally, there was a small plot in the startup animation of Dalang's mobile phone, but later due to the pressure of public opinion, it had to be deleted to a certain extent.

There is no way, at least half of their target users are middle-aged and elderly people, and using a heartwarming video of Dalang drinking medicine will have a bad social impact.

Of course, for models below Dalang 8, the startup animation is still a heartwarming video of Dalang drinking medicine, which cannot be solved by the update package.

It’s not that the update package of Dalang OS cannot change the startup animation, but even if the update package is released, many users choose not to update.

They don't even update the software. An application has been used for a year and is still an old version. Dalang OS can only update it through the background.

We also have to worry about wasting user traffic. It can be said that in terms of the system, the Dalang team has a heavier workload than the Nebula team.

Sitting in front of the TV, even though Yang Xiaoling was extremely reluctant, she followed her mother and watched the new magical advertising of Dalang 9 Plus.

Why magic?

"What I am holding in my hand now is Dalang 9 Plus. In order to verify its anti-fall performance, we specially came to a six-story residential building..."

"boom!"

“Thrown from a height of 15 meters, only a shallow mark was left on the surface of Dalang 9 Plus, but the phone itself was completely unscathed!”

"In order to enhance the comparison, we also took a popular mobile phone of a certain fruit and took a look at it. How is its drop resistance?"

A brand new Apple 6s Plus priced at 7k+ would become useless if dropped from the second floor, let alone the sixth floor of a residential building.

Yang Xiaoling felt distressed when she saw it, but Yang's mother, who was sitting next to her, expressed her disdain: "Are Apple's mobile phones so not durable?"

Yang Xiaoling: "..."

Frustrated! Really frustrating! She wanted to retaliate, who would throw their mobile phone from the second floor when they have nothing to do? And is this how Apple uses it?

Do you have the ability to compare with Nokia ten years ago? What's the point of bullying Apple's mobile phone? Dalang Technology has lost its face just for the sake of hype!

But she didn't dare to fight back. Her mother was too intimidating and had a knack for yin and yang. She just took her to the zoo to see two elephants last week.

It's simply too much!

"Dalang 9 Plus has IP68 dustproof and waterproof, but our IP68 dustproof and waterproof is because this level is only so high..."

"We threw the Dalang 9 Plus into the washing machine and washed it for three full hours. Now we take it out and look at it. Oh? It can still turn on!"

"Putting it in the washing machine would be a bit too disrespectful to Dalang 9 Plus! Next, the difficulty will be upgraded and put it in the cement mixer!"

Yang Xiaoling:! ! !

In the promotional advertisement for Dalang 9 Plus, the host first threw it into the sand, rolled it around, and then threw it directly into the blender.

After stirring for a full ten minutes, I took it out and flushed it with a water pipe. Mixed with mud and sand, Dalang 9 Plus was still able to turn on and use normally.

"This is because it has also passed the military-grade protection certification of IP69K and MIL-STD-810, which is suitable for those who are prone to collisions, sand and dust..."

"Let's take a look at the challenge of a Guo 6s Plus! Because the last one broke, we bought another one. Is it a surprise? Is it a surprise?"

Yang Xiaoling: I’m so surprised!

Yang’s mother: I just like watching this!

Sure enough, a brand new Apple 6s Plus was tortured to a terrible state again. It was fine when it went in, but it couldn't come out!

"Dalang 9 Plus has a 3W ultra-powerful speaker, and the external volume can be more than three times that of an Apple phone. Please see the comparison!"

"At the same time, it has a 5500 mAh ultra-large capacity, low-temperature and high-temperature resistant battery. The capacity is more than twice that of Apple, and it does not shut down at -30°C!"

"Please look at the comparison. A certain mobile phone only lasted less than 10 minutes before shutting down at -20°C. The Dalang 9 Plus was not affected at all!"

“Under the conditions of -30℃, the standby life of Dalang 9 Plus exceeds 400 hours! Perfectly adaptable to various harsh environments!”

"..."

Dalang Technology is determined to get Apple, but in the promotional advertisements, the word "Apple" is not mentioned, and the logo is made of a large mosaic.

But any normal person can tell that this is an Apple phone, and the purpose is very simple, which is to seduce Apple in a TV commercial.

At the same time, with the strong influence of Dalang Technology, the reputation of Apple mobile phones is likely to collapse in the eyes of some middle-aged and elderly people.

Nebula Technology wants to enter the high-end market and cannot promote it in this way, but Dalang mobile phone is a low-end product, so there is no pressure to do this kind of thing.

"Rear luxury dual cameras! Front high-definition single camera! Rear fingerprint unlocking, fresh and beautiful fashion system, Dalang OS is here to serve you wholeheartedly!"

"The last item is the signal test. As an excellent military-grade mobile phone, Dalang 9 Plus has 18 surround antennas. Regarding this, Apple..."

Yang Xiaoling: "Brother! Stop comparing! Apple's signal is indeed not good, I admit it! But can we not take it personally?"

It's a pity that the host in the promotional advertisement couldn't hear her mental activities at all, and Yang's mother sitting aside became more and more disdainful:

“This is the iPhone!?”

"Mom, let's change the channel..."

"What? Are you in a hurry?"

"???"

Yang Xiaoling: I’m in a hurry!

Before she could reply, the Dalang 9 Plus promotional advertisement on TV once again released a big move:

“Don’t ask for 999, don’t ask for 888, you can take home the new Dalang 9 Plus with 6+64GB large memory for only 1499! It also comes with a one-year warranty!”

“Now we promise that as long as it is worn out during the warranty period, you can enjoy a free replacement service at our Dalang direct-operated store!”

"Due to the difficulty of mass production, the first batch of ordering places for Dalang 9 Plus is only 10,000! The places are limited, first come, first served, please call..."

“Hurry up and order!!!”

Yang Xiaoling just turned around, ready to persuade her mother to spend rationally, but she found that Yang's mother had already returned to the room, started to get dressed, and was getting ready to go out.

"There is a Dalang directly-operated store at the door. Just ask Lao Liu to buy it directly! Who would call to order! If you can't do it, you can just buy it online!"

Yang's mother's eyes shone with wisdom. Such a sturdy and durable mobile phone only sold for 1,499. The Dalang mobile phone is indeed a conscientious domestic product!

Look at Apple. How dare you sell a phone that breaks when touched for more than 7,000 yuan? If you don’t take the mobile phone back and use it after you buy it, is it possible that you still need to support it?

In fact, Yang Xiaoling really wants to say that Dalang mobile phones are indeed very cheap, but the phenomenon caused by their cheapness is that they can’t help but want to buy them every once in a while.

Take a look at her home. Now she not only has a Dalang mobile phone, but also a small Dalang TV, a Dalang electric fan, and even an electronic scale...

In fact, the total amount of money added up is more expensive than buying an Apple 6s Plus. Now, her mother actually wants to buy another Dalang mobile phone!

From Yang Xiaoling's perspective, she couldn't understand Yang's mother's behavior, but Yang's mother thought that this was a very suitable mobile phone for Yang's father.

Dad Yang is a pipe repairman. He faces a different working environment every day when he goes to work. He buys an expensive mobile phone but is afraid of breaking it.

As a last resort, he had to use the cheap Dalang mobile phone. When the Dalang 8 mini came out last year, he immediately bought it, but unfortunately the battery life was too poor.

Well now, I have a Dalang 9 Plus with max protection level. I can drop it and use it casually. When I’m tired from work, I can stop and watch videos.

Even in some remote places, the signal can still be full, and you don’t have to worry about damage if you fall from a high altitude. It is simply an artifact for workers!

As for what Dalang said in the TV shopping advertisement, mass production is difficult and there are only 10,000 order places, Yang Ma didn’t believe a word of it.

Dalang Technology has played this game not once or twice. Each time, there are only a certain number of places in the first batch. In fact, there is no need to worry about not being able to buy it.

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