Be a Cartoonist In the Fairy World

Chapter 688: Are you stupid?

"This...this is too expensive," Rao is Li Cunfeng who is usually silent, and his lips and teeth are still shaking with excitement at this time, "Master, I..."

Du Ziyuan patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Get a good understanding, and I will be better when I run errands in the future."

Li Cunfeng's expression was solemn, and he bowed and said, "Thank you, the lord for your reward."

"That's it, you just go and play, I'll slip away first." Du Ziyuan finished speaking, and a teleport disappeared in front of Li Cunfeng.

"The prince is really supernatural," Li Cunfeng muttered as he looked at the place where Du Ziyuan disappeared.

...

Du Ziyuan returned to Longjiao Village directly from Tianjian Mountain. He entered the house and shouted: "Frenchy? Fowly?"

However, there was no response. He swept away his spiritual knowledge and found no trace of Lin Yuman. He wasn't sure if it couldn't be scanned or it was indeed out of range.

"Girl Xiaoyu is out." In the kitchen, a figure walked out, holding a meat folder in his hand. It is the elder Guanjian.

"Uh, are you still there?" Du Ziyuan thought she had already returned to Penglai Sword Sect.

The elder Guanjian gave him a white look: "How can you talk to the elders like this? Do you think I am eating and drinking with you?"

Although Du Ziyuan wanted to say "yes" very much, but considering that her age would be bad if she couldn't bear the irritation of myocardial infarction, she said, "No, I just heard that you guys in Penglai Sword Sect are very busy. Yes, I thought you would have gone back to deal with affairs a long time ago."

"Oh, that," the elder Guanjian took a bite of the steamed bun and said, "I am the elder who teaches the exercises, and is responsible for teaching the immortal techniques, but the lower-level elders have other lower-level elders to teach them. I only Responsible for teaching elite disciples."

"Well, so what?" Du Ziyuan didn't understand what she was trying to say.

"I mean, if I raise the assessment standard a little bit, no one can pass, so that I can just stop working?" Elder Guanjian blinked mischievously like a girl, "How? I'm smart. Bar?"

Du Ziyuan clasped his fist and said, "It's so powerful, and I can say this kind of thing so confidently that I can't afford it."

Only then did the elder Guanjian continue to eat her pork bun with satisfaction.

Du Ziyuan asked her: "Where did the frown go?"

"I don't know, she said she ran out of materials at home, she went elsewhere to see if she could pick up some supplements for you to make up," said the elder Guanjian, and looked up and down Du Ziyuan, "you don't know how Kidney loss, right?"

"You have a kidney loss!" The man could not bear this kind of questioning, "I...every day...every day!"

"Really?" The elder Guanjian glanced over Du Ziyuan's left leg, right leg, and upper perineum under the pubic area on the left of his left leg, and then showed an old godmother-like smile.

Du Ziyuan was getting goose bumps when she saw it: "The frown isn't there, what about Xiaojin?"

"She said she was going to catch a shark. There was a shark with a tiger pattern. She hadn't caught it after chasing it for a year. She seemed very unwilling to catch it."

"MDZZ, she catches a shark with a good dragon, so she can quickly survive the final catastrophe and become a fairy." Du Ziyuan, the maid of the mentally retarded dragon, couldn't help it.

The elder Guanjian suddenly got close and circled Du Ziyuan and looked up and down.

"You, what are you doing?" Is it possible that she wants the old cow to eat tender grass? Du Ziyuan was worried.

"Boy," the elder Guanjian frowned, "Aren't you about to overcome the catastrophe, right?"

"Huh?" Du Ziyuan's mind was about to bend, and suddenly he didn't respond to these words for a while, "Oh, that, it seems to be."

Guan Jian frowned deeper: "I remember you seem to be a martial artist, do you know how terrifying the yin and yang divine calamity of martial arts is?"

"I know," Du Ziyuan said, "Now in the entire heavenly court, Wuxian doesn't even have one hand. It is said that most of the martial arts fighters have been struck to death by lightning."

"Then you are going to cross the catastrophe?" Guan Jiandao, "I thought you would fly directly by virtue, this is too wrong, according to the truth, your current reputation is not much better than that of Mei Youxiao and Jiji back then. Let, why hasn't it ascended yet?"

Du Ziyuan didn't expect that she would have noticed this too, and she deserved to be the pillar of the top sect.

"The merits in me are enough, but the emperor is pressing against me to succeed in virtue."

"The Emperor of Heaven?" Guan Jian didn't expect Du Ziyuan to mention this big man, and was shocked, "Do you know the Emperor of Heaven? Why did you offend him, and he didn't let you rise?"

Du Ziyuan shook his head and smiled and said: "It's not offending him, it was my mother's request. She felt that the merit of the immortal is too scumbag, so she asked the emperor to suppress my merit and let me go through the catastrophe."

"This..." Guan Jian didn't know how to evaluate it anymore. She had already guessed that Du Ziyuan's identity was unusual, but now it is actually related to the Emperor of Heaven. His mother is still a person who can control the Emperor, which is a bit beyond her imagination.

"Don't you know?" Du Ziyuan said, "I remember what I told Brother Mu, my mother is a moon god."

"Moon God Empress!" Guan Jian didn't know how many times he was surprised for a short while, "My God, does the Moon God Empress actually have a son? Then who is your father?"

"I don't have a father, my mother gave birth to me alone." Du Ziyuan said.

"Well... Doesn't it matter if you call your mother a daphnia?"

"What can I do? That's how my mother told me." Du Ziyuan spread his hands, god, it's not surprising that what happened, Huaxu was pregnant even after stepping on a footprint.

Guan Jian looked at him like a fool: "No~www.readwn.com~ I said you are stupid? You believe everything your mother says?"

"Why don't you believe it?" Du Ziyuan was a little upset, why should he be stupid? Is he smart enough?

Guan Jian shook his head speechlessly: "I said you little straight men, what women say can never be interpreted literally, okay? Your mother said that if you don't have a father, then you really don't have it? She felt that it was more likely that the two people broke up. She didn't want to mention him, so she simply said that there was no such person."

"Really?" Du Ziyuan was a little shaken when she said that. After all, he really doesn't understand women very much.

"You are not a woman, so you don't understand," Guan Jian probably teaches his apprentices to teach a habit, and said in the tone of a person who passed by. "For those who don't want to mention them, they are all dead in our eyes. I have a younger sister who still talks to her. The daughter said she picked it from the tree, but in fact her father is still fine."

The more Du Ziyuan heard it, the more reasonable he felt. Thinking about it carefully, it is only myths and legends that pregnant with feelings, otherwise, why didn't Heavenly Court have seen other gods pregnant with feelings for so many years?

If this were really possible, wouldn't the Heavenly Court have long been in charge of Lily?

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