Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

Mommy Miao pushed in and saw her daughter squatting beside the bed, as if studying something.

Miao mother: "?"

"Miaomiao, what are you doing lying on the bed?"

The weak side does not change color, "Mom, I'm looking for my rubber band, it seems to have fallen under the bed."

"Oh, get up, don't kneel, be careful that your knees are blue, mom will find it for you!"

"No, no need. Mom, you are wearing a cheongsam. You need to be elegant. I will come out later with a sweep with a broom." So weak changed the subject, "Mom, aren't you eating cake? Why did you come up?"

"Oh, my mom bought you some clothes for a business trip, you wear them, don’t you like them, do you like them?"

Miao Ma shook the beautiful little bag in her hand, still muttering, "You're thin, you're thin, you kid, eat more."

So weak: "..."

Her mother was speaking out of conscience. Not only was she not thin, she also gained a lot of weight by Xiao Ming's feeding.

"Come on, try on clothes."

Miao's mother is very keen to dress up girls.

She is usually weak, but now there are two boys hiding in the room, she hurriedly said, "Try again later, I'm hungry now, I just want to eat."

Mother Miao complained about Dad Miao, "It's all him, and the bargain is not good. I fought for a long time with the boss for the two shallots. Hey, walk around, Mom will wash the fruits for you! I bought a big durian. Make sure you like it!"

So weak just fooled the enemy away.

Before leaving, he was so weak and caring to the end, he closed the door with a bang, creating plenty of "freedom of conversation" for the brothers under the bed-let the fire burn as much as you like!

1 minute passed.

Five minutes passed.

Before 10 minutes came, Lin Xingye finally couldn't hold it anymore, "Hey, are you not dead?"

Ni Jiaming: "..."

Xiao Ming didn't want to talk.

After a suffocating silence, the brothers said at the same time.

"Why would you hide under the bed?"

"You can't wear a skirt, do you?"

"..."

"..."

Ni Jiaming had noticed the vacuum cleaner in the corner since just now, as if it had been left in a hurry. According to his understanding of weakness, this girl can lie down and never stand. School is a mandatory task and she has to do it. But when she comes to her own house, the probability of her working is no more than 1%.

Lin Xingye still chooses between the two options of "Self-support" and "Mutual assistance of classmates". Ni Jiaming said, "Brother, do you owe her a lot of money, so you sell yourself as a cleaner to pay off the debt?"

Lin Xingye: "???"

Does he seem to be so cheap, so that the imagination of this old fox is limited to the "cleaner"?

Lin Xingye twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Then you, don't you hate women's clothing the most."

When I was in junior high school, there was a drama club organized by the teacher. Ni Jiaming had an outstanding temperament. Although he was not a member, he was often pulled by the teacher to act as a facade. He won awards for several performances. The teacher was very excited and decided to make the drama club her own signature. She was confident to design a reverse role, let Ni Jiaming act as the "hostess", wearing a wig, a skirt, and a female voice.

It is said that classmate Ni Jiaming went crazy on the spot.

Lin Xingye didn't know the specifics, but everyone was shocked. The boy who has always been gentle and considerate suddenly changes his face, and people realize that he also has a bottom line. Later, this reverse role was played by a male classmate. The stage effect was not good, and the drama club without Ni Jiaming could not last long and was soon dissolved.

Now that Ni Jiaming is in high school, he has changed a school, and his classmates have also changed to a new batch of new ones. Naturally, he doesn't know the terrifying face of this guy in junior high school.

"I was very angry at first."

In the darkness, the boy's voice was quiet and cool.

"But different things, different objects, different purposes—" He curled the corners of his lips slightly, "Perhaps it is a novel and lovely experience."

And he didn't lose money after exchanging terms.

Lin Xingye heard a hint of joy in his tone, and was inexplicably upset.

"What do you like her? Do you like her to be fat? Greedy? Stingy? Unreasonable?"

If he remembers correctly, this guy had chosen his dream lover's criteria very early-the delicate and beautiful girl, that is, the kind of girl who can arouse the desire for protection.

Bao Beibei lost five or six catties when he heard him say this.

"like it all."

Lin Xingye was speechless because of this utterly loud sentence.

"But you said you like thin ones..."

The eldest master is still unwilling, still thinking about loosening the wall.

"Now I also like to be thin." Ni Jiaming does not deny his preference, "But as long as it is her, I don't ask for it. She can be thin, and fat is also very soft and cute. It's incredible, isn't it? Hoshino, you treat Bei Does Bei think the same way? Hmm... Maybe it's a beauty in the eyes of a lover, what do you think?"

A faint smoke of gunpowder filled the boys' lips and teeth.

Ni Jiaming thought that the other party would follow his aggressive approach and pull Bao Beibei to show his loyalty, but he said--

"Are you warning me? In what capacity?"

Veils and sheets were hung around the bed, so the light could not come in at all, and the space under the bed was narrow and oppressive.

Ni Jiaming curled his eyebrows.

"Future boyfriend, her favorite boy now, is this heavyweight enough?"

Lin Xingye sneered.

"You all said that it is the future boyfriend. The word future is full of many variables. The one I like the most now is not necessarily the one I like the most in the future." The face between the young and mature is growing sharp edges and corners. "Ni Jiaming, why do I like it, you always grab it with me? Bao Beibei is like that, now it's Miao's turn to be weak?"

The rival smiled, and gently thrust a knife into his chest, "Hoshino, do you know when I first noticed her, when?"

"——In front of the claw machine, when you were hugged by Beibei and her eyes were red."

Lin Xingye's face changed slightly.

"Do you know when I first wanted to take her away?"

"——Before the traffic lights, when you took Beibei across the road and she bowed her head and said nothing."

He became impatient.

"Do you know when I first wanted to protect her?"

"——It was at the school sports meeting, when you carried Beibei to the school infirmary, but she was very sad."

The heartbeat sounded very enthusiastically, and the breathing was even more chaotic.

Not his.

It's Lin Xingye.

Ni Jiaming was calm and gentle, like clouds floating in the sky, covering the young man’s sky quietly, "Hoshino, in fact, I should thank you. If you didn’t ignore her, hurt her, and miss her again and again, I wouldn’t Pay attention to her, care about her, protect her..."

"You said little fat girls like me?!"

Lin Xingye interrupted him roughly, "When? Why don't I know?" He became suspicious again, "Impossible, she clearly said that she likes you, so she let me be your stand-in!"

Ni Jiaming squinted.

"What are you talking about as a substitute?"

The brothers looked at each other and suddenly found a blind spot.

From Lin Xingye's perspective, the little fat girl couldn't love her bamboo horse, because the other party had a sense of belonging, and she also had the idea of ​​finding a substitute to relieve her greed.

From the perspective of Ni Jiaming, his mathematics class representatives have been watching Lin Xingye from childhood to most of the time, but as he grows older, he has changed from bright love to secret love, from dare to love and hate to humble dog licking.

So... who is she after all? !

"Om—"

The weak phone on the table can't help shaking.

Mother Miao was eating durian while sneaking close to her, "Who? Isn't she looking for you in a hurry? Teacher?"

She was so weak-hearted. Fortunately, she had a new look just now and changed their screen name. Even if Miao's mother saw it, she couldn't immediately take her seat.

She is so genius!

Therefore, the message received by Ms. Miao is--

[Delivery: You found a substitute for me for 1.2 million? ? ? ]

So weak: "..."

Hastily.

The ship capsized.

Who would have thought that one day, the brain waves of the two brothers would match up.

It's all because of the bad feng shui at the bottom of the bed!

Facing Ms. Miao’s three-point shock and seven-point bewilderment, she automatically entered the role of the narrator, "Oh, this is a takeaway boy. He usually loves, coughs, and jokes. That 1.2 million is Exaggeration. I spent 120 yuan a few days ago and I got better with another takeaway guy. No, I ordered another takeaway with similar taste. He might be angry."

Miao's mother was persuaded and muttered, "This little brother is not good at business, how can he be angry with customers? It's not a relationship, and he can still be tied up."

So weak and awkward smile.

Another message rushed out.

[Auntie Nanny: Do you have a crush on Lao Tzu? ? ? real or fake? ? ? ]

Miao Ma stared her eyes straight.

The elegant lady was so scared that all the durian chunks fell out of her mouth.

Her weak face twitched violently, but thanks to her strong willpower, she built a defensive line of collapse, allowing her trembling fingers to continue to use.

"Auntie Nanny may have been hacked." The weak said seriously, "Mom, you have been paying attention recently. Recently, there are a lot of online frauds. If you encounter this kind, don't talk to him more, just delete it."

Then Lin Xingye's message only got a big red exclamation mark.

Lin Xingye: "She blacked me?!"

Ni Jiaming: "It's obvious."

Lin Xingye: "What are you proud of? Didn't she return to you?"

Ni Jiaming: "But she didn't blackmail me."

Just as the two rivals were burying each other, they were so weak already eating Miao's father's craftsmanship.

"Dad, this dish is really good."

"Eat more if you like it!"

Miao's mother added chopsticks and fish to the weak, "Don't worry, we will be here for a few days of vacation this time. We will be here to accompany you, let your dad cook a few more meals for you, and arrange it in the morning and noon."

So weak choked on the spot.

"So... Mom, are you going to sleep with me tonight?"

Miao Ma's face was full of maternal love, "Yes, let you feel the warmth of mother's embrace!"

So weak: "..."

Your arms are very warm, I'm afraid the two buddies under the bed will freeze into ice sculptures!

So weak took out her mobile phone and wanted to discuss countermeasures with others. Unexpectedly, Dad Miao snatched her mobile phone and confiscated it directly.

"You are not allowed to play with your mobile phone when you are eating. You must be not paying attention to eating! Take a good rest today, and I will give it to you when I go to school tomorrow!"

For the next five hours, she didn't even have the opportunity to touch her mobile phone, and once Miao Ma changed her image as a business woman, she stuck her girl very tightly, and she could hardly find a chance to take advantage of her weakness. After finally waiting for the bath time, Miao Ma ran to her room again to look for her pajamas, so weak that she didn't have time to spread the word.

At night, the bright moon is clear, and the bed is quiet.

So weak and suspicious that both of the brothers are suffocated to death.

She pretended to be kicked out of bed by Miao Ma, Gulu rolled down, opened the sheet, and saw two straight "corpses" by the light of the small lamp.

Isn't it?

She was so weak and trembling to probe the breath of the man on the side. At first she was not breathless, but suddenly panted again, and her heart stopped in fright.

"My parents should be asleep, come out, I will send you out." said weakly.

The two teenagers crawled out of their bodies when they heard the words.

"Crack—"

The door opened.

Dad Miao, who came over to cover the mother and daughter who were sleeping poorly: "...?"