Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

This year's World Games staged a China Water Margin, UNDO and CRIM competed for the championship and runner-up, a classic infighting scene.

UNDO is No. 1 in the upper half, leading the lead in the whole process, defeating the US server SKY, Hanbok TIM, British server WPK, and British server BPK to win the championship. Due to the replacement of the captain, coach, and UND tactics adjustments, the entire starting lineup has also been renewed, which has caused a lot of doubts.

The room leaked in the evening rain. On the eve of the opening match when UNDO was first entrusted with the important task, there was another eldest online fraud incident. It is said that UNDO was engaged in public relations all night, and the players did not rest well, so they hurried into battle. .

WPK originally played with confidence. They played against the UNDO team in the World Championship. The coach copied the homework overnight and learned the team's intelligence to the extreme, and instilled them one by one.

The **** UNDO tactics have all changed!

Killing them in the first set was at a loss, starting a group and robbing the dragon was not smooth, and some European fans were so angry that they ascended to heaven. They criticized them harshly, saying that some teams are still panting, but it is better to be buried.

WPK has a dull face.

UNDO’s new captain is a little girl. She lowered the per capita altitude and stood with a group of tall players. It was like a little devil who came out on Halloween and would not leave without sugar.

Foreign players have heard that this little girl is the eldest lady of UNDO club, they suddenly realized that this is a fairy tale script for a rich dad to realize his daughter's world dream!

They have seen the "terrible money ability" of the Huaxia SUN team before: What do you think of my coaching dishes? It doesn't matter, then dig your coach! What? Do you think my player is too weak? Then let you guys use it! Oh, in the same global village, the same family, we should love each other, yours is mine, what are you doing so stingy!

The most pitiful is VN, who finally cultivated a son of choice, but he didn't cherish it, and he didn't care about his work well, so he was sent to his home by SUN.

VN is ranked forty-three this year, third from the bottom, eyes are crying blind.

Since the rise of the Huaxia Division, foreign players have deeply learned what is Sun Tzu's art of war, what is thick black learning-this ancestor's family is really outrageous, and they are here to cheat outsiders like them!

Fortunately, God is fair and gave the Huaxia Division the ability to cash, and at the same time took away the lucky value, so that the SUN team failed to squeeze into the World Championship.

——Even if you have money, you can't do whatever you want!

When the WPK team heard that the UNDO club was to give the eldest lady’s dream of being No. 1 in the world, the software strength was definitely not good, and the vigilance was dropped by one-third. In the second half of the night, I listened to UNDO’s phishing storm and was full. This person was also satisfied and went to sleep happily, but his head was beaten when he turned his head.

What's even more shameful is that the second round did not last long, and the shooter started the team, or the world famous "Luo Shenfu", WPK collapsed collectively.

They all talk about the new year and the new weather. How are you still doing the same every year?

The white peacock was given a yellow card by UNDO again, plucking his hair alive.

"Luo Shen Fu" is the trump card of the world champion L God, the output ability is the highest in the map. With this wave of opening a group, [Piggy] killed 9 people, superseded, and once again became the annual psychological shadow of WPK. It took a long time for this group of foreign boys to be beaten and bewildered before realizing it. That's not right. Where did you learn this trick? This is L God's patent!

This can be regarded as a "patent", right?

After WPK lost, he was unwilling to provoke the relationship between UND and CRI.

However, from the spring finals to the official blog of the summer finals, it was the first "fit" in the world competition.

[Jungler-Lake: I taught it by hand, do you have any comments]

[ADC-Piggy: Successfully claimed by mentor and apprentice]

[Jungle-Lake: Point your face, I will not accept evildoers]

Such flirtatious tone made WPK players autistic.

Now they are sitting in the VIP seats of the J City Gymnasium, watching UNDO aligning with CRIM. It's a life-and-death, the three-way war is dazzling, CRIM has settled the middle road, UNDO is on the road.

This kind of infighting is loved by e-sports players from all over the world. Let's tear it down, tear it down hard!

Killing one's own family and making the storm more violent!

Until they saw the trash talking on the public screen--

[Piggy: Rubbish, I have it]

[Piggy: It’s yours]

[Piggy: But I don’t want it:)]

WPK collective member: "???"

What does this mean?

The young players stared at each other, with a few words in all directions. Why did L Gou suddenly change his face? Even the atmosphere with CRI is not right.

The host and the two translators were also in a daze.

The Huaxia auditorium, which knows best, is already screaming, the black ocean is mixed with weird red, and many audiences use their mobile phones to support, a series of "囍" scrolling on the screen, "I vaguely heard something" ".

What the **** is "little money"? !

UNDO's stand-by watching stand went crazy. Boss Tao looked angry and was about to stand up. The wig was pulled off excitedly by a foreign man.

Manual baldness.

Weng’s son-in-law scolded each other, one in Chinese and the other in French. The two men talked with each other, and the substitute players were fighting each other. The scene was particularly chaotic.

This may be the most confusing famous scene since EU has held so many A games.

Hey, the language barrier really hurts their hearts too much. WPK has a sense of loneliness abandoned by the world. Looking back, it is W brother crying so far away, like a broken love. What's wrong? NS?

"Brothers, I translated it!"

WPK decided to do it on its own, well-fed, and input manually.

The team members looked at them and cried, "This is a couple of dogs and men!"

The best is mixed doubles! She's still pregnant in her early years!

Who the **** said that the two teams don't share the same spirit, this kid has it all!

The rumors got me wrong!

Sitting next to them was the second brother BPK Blue Peacocks. The members were beaten up by Brother L so they looked like they could see through the world. They also discussed, "UNDO's trick is too ruthless. Just eat all of L's blood. Lost."

"The girl who raises pigs is really insidious. One sentence is like ten rubbish!"

UNDO’s new team leader [Raising Pigs] was originally a slashing madman, with first-class pig raising skills, he always fattened the players and killed them, and had the end bounty, and the economy was far ahead of three thousand. Although CRIM took the lead in this round and banned the Fallen Tulip, every blow was played on the blade, and the opponent's mistakes were caught, and the fire was concentrated to kill the wild father.

The first CRIM was defeated for the first time.

Take a break for ten minutes, so that the contestants can go to the toilet or adjust their status.

The battle platforms of the two teams are cleverly designed and face to face. Before the weak earphones were taken off, they felt a strong and terrifying sight.

She almost melted her.

So weak pretending to drink water, turning a blind eye.

The teammates beside him couldn't bear it anymore.

"Captain, what do you mean?"

"Captain, do you really have it?"

"But it's not right!" UNDO's best-analyzed genius brother started the wise thinking mode. "Think about it, the captain broke up with Luo Ge in June, and stayed in the base since then, and basically didn't go out much. To tell the truth, it seemed that it was the night of the qualifying round, everyone was there."

A month ago, the No. 3 Tinder in the China Division all qualified, and a large-scale celebration party was specially held. CRI, UND, and ORA were all gathered, and a group of people were eating, drinking, and having fun. Everyone knows that the L team and the T team have never been at peace, and they also pay attention to being caught between the two to adjust the atmosphere and be a peacemaker.

Everyone was quite excited that day and drank a little too much. There were only a few non-drinkers, among them Brother Luo. He discussed with his sober buddies and sent them back in batches.

The gifted brother remembers that Luo brother packed the eldest lady, the little miracle, and the bear by himself. At least two pairs of eyes were staring along the way. Can the old love be revived?

The eyes of the talented brother suspected the miracle of the party concerned.

Han Ziqi tried his best to maintain his composure, but his ears turned red quietly. He was not ashamed to say that although he and Brother Xiong didn’t drink much and were conscious, but the wine was not good, they became drunk crazy halfway through, and refused to return to the base. The master sneered and recorded the screen.

Then they were thrown by the master to a nearby hotel.

The next morning, he woke up with a dilapidated headache. The master bought some alcohol and medicine and hung a plastic bag on his head. Although the others were confused, he could also see a hickey on the master's neck. In the world, who can leave a mark on the master, except for the brave young lady?

When he and Da Xiong were so drunk that they were unconscious, these two were making trouble under their noses.

Han Ziqi thinks about it. He feels very sad for himself and Da Xiong. This is the difference between a master and no master.

Ten minutes later, the second round began, and the players from both sides returned to everyone.

The weak side has no plans to replace, and it is still the starting lineup, as is the opponent.

Every time before the start of the game, Brother L would habitually take a sip of water, but this time he didn't, and he was firmly nailed to UNDO, obviously he couldn't let go of the fact that he was "his father". The distance between the two teams is relatively long, and he has complied with the "no cross-border" rule during the game. He couldn't ask even if he wanted to ask in person, his expression became anxious and gloomy.

Wait, why are you still "gloomy"?

Looking weakly at the central large screen, the camera captured the male protagonist's gloomy face, so a face of the century, but like a **** demon, ready to kill at any time.

After the BP of both parties is over, the hero is officially put into the battle, and the public screen is contracted by CRIM again-who gives the captain the right to speak?

[Lake: What do you mean? You have it? ]

[Lake: My child? ? ? ]

[Lake: Tao is weak, I know you can see it! Don't pretend to be dead to me! ! ! ]

At this time, the audience also watched the excitement, and they changed the "囍" in their phones to forgiveness: Brother L is strong and gave birth to a son early.

After a wave of confusion, the commentators quickly went online, "Oh, our CRIM wild father is a bit irritable at this time. Since UNDO put a big trick like being a father, the mentality of the queen wild father collapsed. Oh, he seems to have given up his previous operations and started chasing the emperor directly... Fuck! Wild father zoomed in and rode solo for thousands of miles. One person is the three armies. Brother L is strong! Every second, every second! !-UNDO failed to open the group!"

"This is the legendary **** that can't be touched, it will blow up when you touch it! UNDU looks unstable when you meet the crazy demon!"

The demon of the wild area, running rampant online, made the situation more complicated and turbulent.

The second set became a chaos, and both sides played very irrationally.

The assistant was "turned the tiger away from the mountain". The weak ADC was hiding in Tibet and developing wretchedly. Brother L was chasing after him. He was almost out of the game because of the weak ADC.

She crackled and typed a bunch of words.

[Piggy: Believe it if you say it's you, it's so easy to be deceived, I really worry about your offspring]

[Lake: It turned out to be a lie to me, then I can rest assured :)]

[Lake: Since it's not my child's mother, I'll send you to the west as early as possible, dear:)]

After the UNDO team battle failed, CRIM began a three-way linkage, dismantling the crystal, breaking the high ground, and attacking the house all the way.

[Lake: Cutting the grass without removing the roots, spring breeze blows and regenerates]

[Lake: You are welcome to come and deliver meals often in the future]

Seeing powerless to return to the sky, so weak, gritted his teeth, and when the camera lens swept over, he had to keep a decent smile.

She typed a sentence, full of taunting value.

[Piggy: Okay, next time our family of three will bring you food]

It's the second break time again.

The CRIM team held down the violent captain, "Brother, calm down, calm down, sister-in-law just wants to mess up your mind, you can't fall into their UNDO new trap!"

"What kind of new trap." Brother L said coldly. "Didn't you hear them saying that they want a family of three to deliver food? It seems that the guy really couldn't bear the temptation. He found a new boyfriend and has children."

The mineral water bottle in his hand was pinched tightly by him, and it sank.

Everyone: "???"

Isn't that angry? What are you serious about? !

They racked their brains to appease, "Brother, there is absolutely no such thing, the UNDO family, our spy Zhongdan knows best, if you don't believe me, ask him!"

The spy midlaner was caught off guard and pushed out. He was sluggish for a moment, and his back was pinched vigorously by the team members. A jealous spirit quickly said, "Yes, brother, you have to believe me. I really haven't heard of Miss UNDO's relationship. Regarding her boyfriend's affairs, she has been working hard recently but has been diligent, focusing on the game..."

Brother L said coldly, "What are you doing so carefully? Do you like her too?"

CRIM mid laner: "???"

Feelings, you jealous jar, even if you turn it over, you can turn it over and attack it indiscriminately?

This is really a disaster, and he was shot while lying down! Who would dare to get involved with the future boss? I'm afraid it's not that I don't want to live anymore!

Under the stalemate, the two sides once again drew 2-2 and entered the final decisive battle.

The players on both sides are highly nervous. This is the last battle. It's the final battle to decide who goes on and off. Pooh, they are all taken down by the captains. Every thought is really unhealthy!

CRIM's team voice was filled with heart-piercing roars.

"Attention all units! Attention all units! UNDO has come to tear down the house again! Pick up our weapons and defend our homes!"

"Damn, tank you are a man, don't give it anymore!!!"

"Damn I am surrounded!!!"

While everyone's attention was being diverted, she sneaked to the door of her house and set up her sniper rifle like a sniper who had been lurking for a long time.

The Fallen Tulip activates the rune of disaster talent.

The narrators are discussing about who the big dragon will fall, and a series of big moves flew over their heads. They were stunned, and then shouted hoarsely, "Oh my God, the pig raising emperor, our god, When did she slip to the heights of the CRIM home? This vision is too **** showy! Oh, it doesn't matter, what is important is that she has a wave of four kills!!!"

"She was on the threshold of CRIM and killed everyone who came home to visit relatives!!! Doesn't she want her natal family!!!"

"L God, L God, he is still wandering in the middle to make up the knife, and he can't support it!!!"

"Damn, the emperor abused the spring inhumanely, this woman is **** sweet, I declare that I will unilaterally become UNDO!!!"

The commentary spit wildly, and did not receive the murderous look of the old father in the audience.

Under the touching sacrifice of his teammates, the weak and the **** were alive, and he performed superbly all the way.

"C! UNDO wants C!!!"

The commentator was excited to clap the table.

[The blue defense tower has been destroyed]

[Red Victory]

The red side UNDO wins again!

Boss Tao stood up excitedly.

Did it, Taozi did it!

The old father curled his hair in excitement and touched his bare head. Oh, just now he had a quarrel with his father-in-law, and the wig was confiscated by the old man.

So weak after the last hit, his hands cramped, and he collapsed on the chair and didn't want to move.

And the audience was cheers long ago.

After three minutes, enter the awards process.

The runners-up and runners-up each stood on both sides, and the champion home team worked together to win the trophy.

She is so weak and short. In order to accommodate her height, the players have their legs crossed like a crab, and the posture is quite funny.

Miss UNDO secretly squinted the situation on the runner-up side.

The other party's eyes were dark and he was staring at her. The color in the center of the stage was changed to the pink of the champion team. His black hair was dyed with brilliant light and shadow, and his eyes were slightly squinted. One glance made people scared.

This scene was retained by the photographer.

There was also a post-match interview after the event. The reporters considered that the two teams played five sets alive. They averaged 35 minutes per game, which is almost 3 hours. The spirit leader may not recover, so they gave them 20 minutes. Break time. So weak took this opportunity to go to the bathroom to wake up. She was too excited to play games, her voice became hoarse, and at the same time her cheeks were flushed, and the temperature couldn't drop for a while.

The weaker wiped his hands with a tissue, and walked out of the toilet for the contestants. There was a long corridor outside.

At the end of the corridor, a figure stood.

He was slightly bent on one leg and bit a cigarette in his mouth. He didn't click it. He was just chewing. With his facial expressions, he seemed to be eating human flesh and blood.

She was so weak and looked at the back, well, there was no escape route, so she had to bite the bullet and walk over, pretending that she didn't recognize it. But how can the other party just let her go?

Brother L grabbed his wrist on the spot.

"I really—" he said, "I still care about it."

"What do you care about?" Miss UNDO calmly said.

"On the night of the finals, you slept with me." Brother L sneered, "What you have done, will you not deny it?"

"I'm drunk." Miss UNDU has a thick-skinned face and can really deny it.

"You're not drunk for a thousand glasses, did you forget?" Luo Shen always had a sorrow about the bar incident. This man had drunk alcohol with such a high degree, but he didn't have anything at all. It can be seen that he is a natural talent. If you have the ability to pretend to be drunk, it's fine to lie to other people, and want to lie to him? Is she really drunk and can kiss him exactly to his sensitive point?

It can be seen that it is a deliberate act!

"Since you forgot--" He grabbed her finger and put it on the chain of the neckline, not smiling, "Shall we repeat it?"

His weak legs were pressed by him, unable to move, and could only compromise, "Then what do you want?"

He took out a long box from his trouser pocket, the corners of which were deformed and a little wet.

So weak: "???"

When she saw it, she was suffocated.

"You **** carry the pregnancy test with you, are you a person!"

Luo Shen's complexion stiffened, and then he explained very unnaturally, "This is what I'm coming from BPK. They have a player, um, that, who is 22 years old and seems to be a father too, so I bought it. This, I heard before, uh, chatting, so after going down the stage, uh, I asked him."

So weak felt that this person was simply outrageous, "So you grabbed people's things?"

"I bought it and didn't grab it." L's ears were dripping with blood, "You, you try, after all, that day, it was really a bit hasty..."

"I do not want!"

So weak did not expect that one day he "would come out of his mouth" and his head would be big.

It’s just that the wine was too strong and the person was too beautiful that night, and his eyes were red, and he asked her if she had the heart. She was so weak that he could not help comforting him, but in the morning he regretted a little bit, so he ran away again, causing the male protagonist rabies. It happened, and bit her when the World Championship came.

It also caused a catastrophe today.

Brother L begged her in a low voice, "Weak, very fast, just two or three minutes, you go and check it, okay?"

At this time, the black-haired big demon king could not have the aura of the majestic gods and demons on the court, he was like a helpless and poor novice father, waiting eagerly for her answer.

"No!" So weak and reluctant to live and die, "you should die of this heart, it is not yours to have children!"

The atmosphere suddenly stopped.

His eyes were terrifying: "You, still, think, talk to, who, birth, child, son, do you?"

While the two were struggling, they were seen by Boss Tao who had come to find someone.

"Stop! Let go of my daughter!"

"You little bastard, you are bullying again!"

The old father ran up angrily.

Luo Shen pursed his lips, and released the eldest lady's shoulders.

Holding the robbed pregnancy test suit in his weak hand, he subconsciously stuffed it into the pocket of the team uniform.

day.

Plug... can't fit in.

The box is too big.

The old father's eyes were glaring, "Peach, what's in your pocket?"

"It's okay... It's really nothing!"

He was so weak and didn't cover it, but was snatched away by his old father.

In an instant, the volcano erupted.

"Smelly boy, you dare to bully my girl, you think it's a long life, right!!!"

You punched me and the two men started fighting in the bathroom passage.

He looked at his small arms and legs, and thought for a while, don't get involved in it.

She even squatted in the corner and started a small video.

The interview time is almost up.

The newly released world champion moved his numb legs and couldn't help reminding the two of them, "Don't fight, it's time to go back for an interview."

Then the press team ushered in a wave of eye crit.

The one on the left is the big boss of the UNDO club. His bald head is super bright. Even without a wig, he is an elite person in a suit and leather shoes. However, his suit is ripped torn and his face is swollen.

The one on the right is the new boss of the CRIM team and also the captain, the former world champion. The black team uniform is in a state of tragic scrap, and the corner of his mouth is bruised and bloodshot.

The fight was pretty fierce, and the whole body was painted.

The reporters asked cautiously, "You... just went to the fight?"

The men laughed in disdain, and ignored no one.

As soon as the interview was broadcast live, fans from all over the world sent congratulatory messages to congratulate Weng on the discord.

Although the victory and defeat have been divided, the two teams are in a state of turmoil, but back to the hotel, everyone still sits on the same bus. Boss Tao was physically disabled, and he went to discuss cooperation with the sponsor while the championship was just getting hot. He didn't take the same bus with them, but the boss specifically ordered that UNDO members be optimistic about the CRIM team, and elopement is forbidden!

The UNDO team obeys the holy order and keeps their eyes wide open to watch the movement of CRIM, especially the captain Lake!

However, the man didn't sort out the cards and got off the car halfway, causing them to lose their target.

Both sides returned to the hotel to rest.

The UNDO team finally breathed a sigh of relief and no longer needed to watch.

And Miss UNDO received a message.

[LS: I'm at the door of the hotel, you come down]

[LS: I don’t force you, I’m just a supper]

[LS: If I don’t eat it, I will throw it into the trash can]

So weak touched his stomach, just hungry, so he ran off.

The weather in early December gradually cooled down, the cool breeze was bleak, and everything hibernated.

The black-haired boy was still wearing that tattered uniform, all over his body, like a hooligan, and he was carrying several lunch boxes in his hand.

This person buys a supper for her after jumping out of the car in winter?

So weak said, "Even so, I won't be moved."

Brother L darkened his eyes, turned his head, and said angrily, "Who the **** wants you to be moved, you don't need to eat it, it's not me who is hungry anyway!"

The eldest lady was attracted by a touch of pink, and she leaned over to look at the little piggy doll sitting on top of the lunch box. She wowed and held it out with both hands, "What is this?"

Luo Shen said in a low tone, "One of them was a children's set meal and was given by the restaurant owner."

"You lined up to get it?"

"……none of your business."

He doesn't like that smelly stuff very much, but who makes the eldest lady obsessed with it too much? Luo Shen felt suffocated when he thought of the scene just now. There were a bunch of children who were not as long as his legs, but he was a big one, awkwardly squeezed in the middle, and was sniped by the eyes of the audience.

Shame to death.

Miss UNDO muttered, "Yin and Yang are weird, it's not cute."

After being rejected one after another by her, the other party's patience seemed to be at the limit, his eyes were red, "That's really sorry Miss's eyes, what the **** I am not cute, anyway, I am not a world champion, nor is it anymore. Utilization value, now you are riding on my head, you are very proud—"

A pain in the toe.

Missy jumped up and kissed him on the cheek.

He was stupid.

"That's no way, I am the world's number one, so I can't help it, and have a hobby with the world's number two."

"Brother smelly, you have to be grateful."

She smiled and shook the little pink pig on her fingertips.

Then the shadow leaned down, his legs spread out, holding the back of her head, and pressing tightly on his fragile and sensitive neck, the heat from his lungs surged out. He was thinking, what is the difference between being deceived so many times, so many times and once less? He seemed to have been given a talented rune, no matter how powerful the gods were, and no matter how thick the schistosomiasis was, he could not escape the sanctions of the young lady.

The head is yours.

The crystal is yours.

Can you call me forever? No need to love deeply, as long as long love.

No. 1 in the world is so great, you know how to say it, right?

Luo Shen kissed her forehead.

"I just passed by the restaurant and found a great Zhuzhu Pottery Art Gallery. Let's go and play without your dad tomorrow."

"Wow! Great! Brother, you are so milky!"

The first in the world to hold his waist and act like a baby.

Brother L thought to himself, it seems that raising pigs can not only make you rich, but also abduct the eldest lady. Why didn't he find such a good way before?

Next time you propose, give her a farm.

Well, it was so happily agreed.