Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

In the CN spring finals, UND was sadly defeated by CRI, which made a lot of champion fans shed tears.

The winner's CRI team also wants to cry.

——Their captain Wuli has been offline for 30 minutes.

The thing is like this, the captain said that after the game, an important meeting must be held. All members must be present, and none of them can be lost. After winning the trophy in the arena, they avoided the fanatical fans, went back to the hotel non-stop, turned on their mobile phones or computers, entered the group of players, nervous and excited, waiting for the big guys to speak.

Because of the captain's "impact and do whatever he wants," he usually has only three agenda items for meetings.

First, the tactical discussion (undergoing UNDO to the death).

Second, the lineup changes (the water dispenser substitutes for the upper position).

Third, rewards and punishments (decide whether you will have instant noodles next month or Chinese dishes in the morning, French dishes at noon, and Turkish dishes at night).

In the last part, everyone loves and fears.

What I love is the captain's "coming with a big red envelope", and what I fear is the captain's "relentless destruction by storms".

They waited for a long time, waiting for a pile of air.

[Man with tank: Did you drop the toilet? ? ? ]

[The man who dominates the middle road: Mortals, gods don’t need to go to the toilet, understand? (Squinting eyes)]

[Mother: If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, let me pinch and count]

[The violent cow never shed tears: I only feel that my brother has played games for too long and left out his girlfriend and made her angry, so did you coax people?]

Damn it!

Cows! So you are a smart assistant!

We wrongly blamed your IQ!

The CRI team has fallen into a new round of fierce debate because of the new directions and new ideas proposed by the assistant.

[The man who dominates the middle: But it doesn’t take so long to coax my sister-in-law? ]

[Mother: You'll know when you leave the mother's womb and single (smiling tired)]

[The man who dominates the middle: I'll go! Sergeant, you are single dog discrimination]

[Man with tank: Single dog eats your keyboard]

[The violent cow never sheds tears: I'm a little hungry, shall we go to the hot pot]

[The man who dominates the middle road: I have been eating hot pot for too long, in case I can't find anyone when I come back]

[The violent cow never shed tears: the process of coaxing girlfriends-30 minutes to call, 60 minutes to meet, 30 minutes to admit mistakes, 40 minutes to exercise, and 20 minutes to reconcile]

[The violent cow never shed tears: I can't handle it for three hours, we can still be paralyzed after eating hot pot]

The teammates raised their hearts of worship.

It turns out that this is the ultimate love master in their team!

At this time, Brother L hasn't even made an appointment for the first process.

His girlfriend even blocked his mobile phone number :).

And the big boss in the UNDO gaming base is wholeheartedly hitting mandarin ducks.

Boss Tao: "Peach, have you seen it too, this kid is cold and hard, like a smelly stone in a pit, he puts **** on his lips every day, and he doesn't speak well!"

Missy: "Yes! I'm so angry!"

Boss Tao: "It can be inferred from Lake's game style that this person is withdrawn and perverse. If you are with him, you don't know how much you will get angry!"

Missy: "Yes! Dad, you are right!"

Boss Tao: "Moreover, he is still bisexual. He used to have ups and downs with a rich young master. In the end, it didn’t stop. It wasn’t because my father was too worried. I think he treats you as a healing medicine. He doesn’t treat you sincerely. !"

Missy: "Indeed! Dad, your eyes are like a torch...eh?"

Boss Tao saw her look like a silly goose, and said angrily, "Uh what, uh, you stupid peach, I was deceived and helped to count money! Didn't Dad tell you about this before? , Luo Shen has a roommate living in the same room, the two are sticky, and they probably have stepped on the line long ago!"

"I suspect that young master is also an emotional liar. He likes to play with people's feelings. If he succeeds, he won't cherish it. I don't know how his family taught this kind of **** stuff!"

The eldest took a sip of milk tea.

Dad, don't talk about it. If you scold you again, you will become a bastard. My daughter is also very distressed!

"Peach, do you know what Dad is talking about?" Boss Tao asked.

He was afraid that his daughter was innocent and innocent, because of the blind love, he plunged into it.

What little **** dares to let his daughter be the same wife, the old father will **** him even if he tries his best!

"I know." So weak and obediently nodded, "Dad told me not to marry Luo Shen."

Boss Tao was very pleased.

His painstaking efforts were not in vain.

Then he heard his daughter happily say, "Dad, don't worry, I will try to make him sexy. I will break up when I get tired. I won't get married!"

Miss UNDO made a promise.

Boss Tao: "!"

The old father was terrified on the spot.

Why did his cute and silly white sweet girl suddenly become scumbag? !

Boss Tao still thinks of the older generation, and firmly believes that "loves that are not for the purpose of marriage are all old-fashioned critics of hooligans." How can it now appear that his daughters are more likely to "play hooligans"? Although it shouldn't be, Boss Tao started to sympathize with Lake inexplicably.

Thirty-five minutes later, the declining weakness dragged the person out of the blacklist.

Ring in seconds.

"What's the matter with you bastard?"

The depression of the black-haired big demon can be felt across thousands of miles.

"You still ask me what's the matter?!"

Little Green Tea raised her voice and raked her back, "Should you not reflect on your performance in the game? Hooking up with the female captain, flirting with each other, you can see that there is a situation! I have evidence, you don't want to deny it!"

Luo Shen: "...Huh?"

When did he hook up with the female captain? He is the skill of launching sprays, tactically despising the enemy! As for the teaser, it was even more **** outrageous. He didn't even go to the scene. The screen recorded at home, the ghost knows what the other party looks like!

The little green tea became more and more addictive, crying and crying, "I know, I am your true love shield, right? Hatred is always longer than love, I know, I really know!"

Luo Shen: "..."

This guy has watched too much dog blood series, is he poisoned?

He irritated and scratched his hair, still thinking it would be better to explain in person, so he asked, "Where are you?"

So weak, sobbing, "Don't worry about it! Even if I am as weak as Tao starved to death on the street, I won't eat you a grain of rice!"

Boss Tao will not allow her baby girl to live on the streets.

Luo Shen's mouth twitched and asked patiently again.

This week of the playoffs was also Luo Shen's review week. He thought he didn't have such a strong willpower, and he could stop his heart under the temptation of the eldest lady. As long as she was by his side, it would basically be singing every night, so L Brother hardened his heart and drove the people back to T City, and let Boss Tao watch people-a father would never let his daughter go to a nightclub to be a cowboy, right?

He only released the people for a few days before releasing a bunch of problems.

Coaxing a girlfriend is more complicated than playing games.

"Should I pick you up?"

"Why are you here? I'm fine here, I don't need a boyfriend!"

Brother L thought for a while, opened his clothes, and took photos of his abdominal muscles.

He usually exercises one or two hours a day, and under the instigation of a small **** critic, he has joined the luxurious fitness package, chest training, abdominal training, back training, sweating, and the results are remarkable.

The other party responded quickly.

[Poisoned and healed peach: The mere abdominal muscles, so arrogant! ]

[Poisoned and cured Tao: Boy, you wash my old lady and wait! ]

[With a peach in your mouth-LS: Are you here? ]

[The poisoned peach is good again: I bought the ticket, and I will arrive tomorrow morning]

Miss UNDO is very efficient. She said that she would arrive in the morning when she arrived in the morning. Luo Shen had just finished brushing his teeth and was about to go to the airport. She was right outside the door. She had long hair, red lips, a mint green sling, her collarbone was white and she was still wearing clothes. A hollow knit sweater, she tilted her head and smiled at him, "surprise delivery!"

"So early...well..."

Before he finished speaking, he was hooked by his collar, forced to bend down, and kissed by her.

The sky thunder shook the ground.

She pinched the corners of her clothes with her fingers, and violently dismantled the boy's T-shirt, and the snow-covered mountains and rivers gave birth to cherries.

Illegal picking, but I don't know how to converge.

Brother L panted lightly, his eyes were squiggly, and he was flushed from being sucked, "Wait, don't mess with me first, there is—"

So weak biting him, ambiguous, "What's the matter? It's been so many times, are you still shy?"

Luo Shen's throat moved slightly, "No, here—"

"Is it bad here? Change the place occasionally, brother!"

The black-haired boy finally sighed helplessly and moved her head back, "See it for yourself."

The door is unlocked.

A man stood outside the door.

His face was full of horror, like hell.

From the other side's perspective, it was like watching a scene of evil women robbing men on the street.

Former landlord Chen Fan unlocked "Open Door Kill" again.

He wanted to break his head, but he didn't expect that his brother has mutated!

Obviously he has a tall and mighty physique like a hyena.

Looking at the uninvited guests who suddenly appeared so weak, he suddenly withered.

Luo Shen's chest is full of the masterpiece of the eldest lady-the fine and dense tooth marks. This is the secret of the two people's interest. He did not expect to be observed on the spot one day.

This is very embarrassing.

Rao was a bit embarrassed by the cheeky animals.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?" So weak complained.

"...You are too involved, so you will **** me when you come up."

"You are my boyfriend, I won't mess with you."

"Then you have to see if there are anyone around."

"What do you mean, I can't **** you with someone? What do you want a boyfriend to do!"

Chen Fan: "..."

Can you quarrel like this? The couple group is terrible.

After a period of turmoil and chaos, the world was peaceful. Luo Shen pulled off the clothes that had been pushed to his neck, pretending that nothing happened, "Brother, why are you here?"

The couple group switched to a hospitality state.

"I, I'm here to celebrate you, winning the Spring Championship, it's amazing."

Chen Fan is also chasing the CN Spring Games recently and has officially become a fanatic of the CRI team. This time CRI once again defeated UND. Chen Fan couldn't help but applaud and come over to reward the main force.

Miss UNDO's expression quickly changed into midwinter.

CRIM is UNDO's unshakable enemy. Whoever praises CRIM will just have trouble with her!

"I'll go to the kitchen to get something to eat."

She got up and left.

Chen Fanru was sitting on pins and needles, obviously feeling rejected, but he didn't know where he had done something wrong. In the final analysis, it was the wrong time for him to come home, right? He leaned over and whispered to his brother, "When did you have another girlfriend? Well, what about that young master?" There was a condemnation in his eyes, "You won't be a scumbag, right?"

Luo Shen: "..."

He scumbag, this is the same person at all!

After so weakly carrying two cans of Coke and a bottle of orange juice came out, Chen Fan suddenly exclaimed, "Fuck! It's you!"

Missy: "?"

The weak brain was sluggish for three seconds before updating a wave of information.

Damn it! She is now in women's clothing!

In order to give the protagonist a surprise, she deliberately changed her wig, doll-like curly hair, which fell down her waist, similar to her who hadn't cut her hair before!

Luo Shen is keenly aware of what clues, "Do you know?"

Do not! Buddy! To shut up!

So weak and panicked instantly.

And Brother Fan was so excited that he couldn't receive her distress signal at all, just like pouring beans from a bamboo tube, he said out of his head, "Brother, have you forgotten? I told you at that time, there is a Bai Fumei In order to make a baby, I packed a whole building to chase him! It's like no one has a surname."

So weak covering his face.

After it's over, she shakes out again, can't she let her vest be quietly invisible!

Luo Shen's eyes slid into the darkness of the abyss.

He stared at people blankly, "...oh?"

His inner doubts were finally answered.

For example, why is she a girl, but she can share a rent with a boy?

When filling in the information at the front desk before, Luo Shen didn't take a close look. It seems that there is an "inner ghost" in the building that will allow people to successfully pass the leaky audit.

Chen Fan realized afterwards, "Fuck! Great! Brother, are you the pretty boy the eldest wants to make?!"

Liang Ziluo smiled deeply, "Miss, is that true?"

You deserve to be the eldest lady taught by the capitalists, and you know what an outlier policy is!

Chen Fan: "...Huh?"

What a weird atmosphere.

So weak sat next to his black boyfriend, held his hand, and said sincerely, "Brother, this building is for you as a dowry, I just didn't find a suitable opportunity to give it away."

Luo Shen smiled but didn't smile, "The editing ability is good, what else?"

Fortunately, he thought that his "brother" was naturally harmless, and wanted to take people back into the den, but he didn't expect that he would have been eyeing him long ago.

So weak: "..."

Chen Fan realized that he had stabbed a big Louzi, he really didn't intend to split the couple group!

Well, in fact, he was a bit sour to his brother, who was taken by the rich woman at a young age.

To apologize, Brother Fan took the initiative and invited them to have breakfast. The distance is not far away. There are a row of shops downstairs in Luoshen Apartment. Choose a clean and bright Hong Kong-style tea restaurant and go in.

For a threesome, there must be a couple and a dog.

In the dining room, Chen Fan was fully aware of being "sympathetic", but Luo Shen actually sat next to him?

Chen Fan: "???"

What is this kid doing? Are you not afraid of your girlfriend being angry?

After ordering, Chen Fan took out his mobile phone and quickly sent a sentence.

[FAN: What are you doing by my side? Didn’t you see the lady upset?]

[LS: Just to make her unhappy]

[LS: Let her try the taste of a man's revenge:)]

[FAN:? ? ? ]

What's this?

Are you an elementary school chicken in love, and revenge!

[FAN: Shen, you can’t do this, you will be dumped by the lady]

[LS: Just dumped last night]

Chen Fan's eyes widened suddenly, **** it, his brother is the e-sports king, are they all so miserable!

He was about to console--

[LS: But she was reluctant to bear my abs, she ran over in the morning to sleep with me eagerly]

[LS: Oh, real woman, I see her through]

Chen Fan: "..."

Are you a **** show? Bullying him is an honest person who doesn't have a nightlife!

Brother Fan wanted to send his plastic brother to the blacklist on the spot, but after thinking about it, as an older brother, forget it, and tolerate the ignorant elementary school chicken.

After a while, the waiter served dishes one after another.

The signature dish is a bite of crisp western toast, made into the shape of a small dice, square and golden in shape. The crispy and slightly charred surface is covered with strands of condensed milk, with a faint aroma of coconut milk. In addition, I ordered two vegetarian rice rolls, a dry-fried Niuhe, a cage of shrimp dumplings, and an ice-fired pineapple butter. For dessert, without the order of the eldest lady, Brother L took the initiative to order frozen milk tea and soft and delicious red beans sand.

Chen Fan was a little bald.

At the table, one was eating and the other staring. The one who was eating was devoted to the whole process, and the one who was watching became more and more unhappy. Later, he put down his chopsticks, held his chest, and watched her eating with a sneer.

But the eldest immersed herself in the food, she didn't notice that her boyfriend's eyes were getting more and more permeating.

Chen Fan felt that if this continued, his younger siblings might not survive tonight.

Suddenly, he had an idea.

"Sister, shall we add a friend?"

It's so weak.

She skillfully switched to the tuba and added people in.

Brother L stared at the side, watching the two discuss with each other, what name they called.

Chen Fan was still happy, "So your nickname is Taozi, how about I call you Xiaotao?"

Brother L: "!"

The mine clearance mechanism was quickly activated.

He put on Chen Fan's shoulders, his eyes faintly, "Brother, you are really enthusiastic about your younger siblings."

Chen Fan was startled. He also thought about it before, now, it's a brother and wife not to be deceived. He hurriedly sent someone a red envelope to show his innocence.

Transfer 8888 yuan.

So weak: "!"

It's too polite, I can't make it.

In other words, this is the second time the male lead brother gave her a red envelope.

The meeting ceremony received two honest people, Miss UNDO could not help but blush, and decided to confess, "Actually, I have already—"

Luo Shenliang glanced at her, "Why, are you still too young? I don't have any, so please be content."

It became natural for the two of them to lift each other's bars, so weak and smooth, they replied, "I should have found your brother this one, mature, stable, and generous, unlike you, be stingy, the red envelopes are not plucked!"

Luo Shen laughed angrily on the spot, "Isn't it because of your deadly virtue that I don't give out big red envelopes? Whenever I have money, I run to the nightclub, and I want to hug right and left. Are you a **** reincarnated!"

Fan Ge, who was caught in the mouth-cannon couple group, shivered and opened the door to kill. Why was he involved in the crematorium again?

He silently, silently, sent a red envelope to both parties.

Transfer 8888 yuan.

Transfer 5555 yuan.

Don't make any noise.

Brother L, who received 5555 yuan, was very disgusted, "Brother, this number is not auspicious."

Chen Fan felt that his brother was not saved. Isn't the homophony of 5555 just to make him cry and act like a baby? How could the elders not even know this little skill!

Hey, I'm all to blame for being brother, education is a failure!

Wait, even a guy who has failed in his love skills has found a girlfriend, but he is still a single dog. What kind of human tragedy is this!

As for Miss UNDO, she received two red envelopes in a row, which was more than the male lead. She felt comfortable in her heart. She decided to wait for Brother Fan to leave the order and give him a good luck!

This brother is strong, so weak decided to be better with the master.

The little saccharine lowered his head and ate the red bean paste, acting coquettishly, kicking the opponent's sneakers with his little leather shoes.

Luo Shen glanced at her.

As weak as if nothing had happened, he kicked again.

As he was about to perform the third time, the e-sports brother's long legs attacked, his legs were different, Da Ma Jindao was sitting, but under the table, her knees were strongly imprisoned. She was so weakly dressed in socks, exposing an ankle, while the other party's socks covered the ankles, and the elastic band was just next to her. It was slightly rough, with the warmth and dryness of a boy.

He was so weak that he couldn't get rid of it, so he simply gave up, and he was deliberately wicked, rubbing his ankles and flinging him.

Luo Shen uttered two words.

"Rubbish."

Chen Fan: "?"

Good point, why is he "junk"?

Brother Fan's chopsticks fell, and he squatted down to pick it up, just in time to witness the "turbulent tide" under the table.

——Fucking dog lovers are no longer humans! Give back his conscience red envelope!

After breakfast, Luo Shen invited Brother Fan to come and sit in the apartment. When the digestion is almost done, he can go downstairs and play a ball. However, Brother Fan got angry and left angrily.

The culprit touched the back of his head, "What's wrong with him? Like a bullet."

So weak and speechless, "You irritated your brother so much, you know."

Luo Shen raised his eyebrows, "Why did I irritate him? Talk about it carefully, reproduce it, eh?"

So the two of them fiddled with each other all night.

So weak got up the next day and grabbed the phone.

UNDO players bombed her.

What's the matter?

Speaking of it, the two teams are grievances.

This matter was caused by the mid laner of the CRI family. After the match, a wave of horrible photos was posted in the circle of friends, which angered the mid laner of the UND family again and again, so the individual battle became a team. In the battle, the two sides deliberately pulled a group, the group's name is [Supreme Decisive Game: Call Dad if Lost].

The two sides built a thousand stories in the group. Later, they felt that this quarrel was too unsatisfactory, and then they made an appointment to "fight."

Men, have to fight in a man's way!

How can you be so familiar with this sentence if you are so weak?

She turned her head and glanced at the people behind. She still remembered this brother, in order to make her "surrender", he rushed to the Internet cafe in the winter, and also called his friends of the world players, the number one in the world to the number one in the world. Five joined hands and besieged her together.

The dog is very.

Miss UNDO is still very angry when she thinks about it now, kicking him, being caught instinctively.

Brother L was awakened by her and rubbed the head of the chicken coop. With thick armpit hair and strong hormonal scent, he asked in a low voice, "Why, who made you angry and kicked me in the morning."

So weakly snorted, "You know what you have done well."

"..."

Xiao Zuojing is again spreading rumors.

Brother L's arm pressed her face, rubbing the phone on the bedside table, and it was the first time to turn on the phone.

"……Um?"

He slid his Adam's apple, squinted, and moved closer to the screen.

So weak deliberately asked, "What's the matter?"

Luo Shen didn't hide it from her, and explained the UND and CRI incident. Finally, the L team sneered and added, "I dare to clamor for the defeated general."

So weak kicked again.

Luo Shen: "What are you doing?"

So weak: "Suddenly it is not pleasing to your eyes."

"..."

Luo Shen tied her legs and sent a message with one hand.

So weak asked again, "Are you going?"

"Go, why not." Luo Shen smiled nonchalantly, "Don't you suspect that I have an adultery with the captain of the pig girl, just let me clarify it for you, don't wrong your boyfriend at all times."

So weak was choked by saliva.

He stroked her back and raised his lips loosely, "I didn't drink any water, so I can choke, are you a fool."

So weak and dissatisfied twisted, "You are!"

Luo Shen didn't argue with her, and continued to send messages, saying, "Then this afternoon, they are all in city T, and we need to transfer from city A to the high-speed train when we return by plane. We can save our time by running."

A soft white arm wrapped around his neck.

"What? Hungry?"

She looked like a little clam, treated his chest as two hard shells, and hid shyly, "I'm going to see your brother so soon, I, I'm a little scared, brother, can you next time."

Luo Shen lowered his eyes, pinching her neck, "To be honest."

This guy is not merciful when he accepts the brother's red envelopes. Who believes she is scared?

The truth is that as soon as she showed up, the UNDO captain's vest could not be kept. Miss UNDO also plans to wait for Luo Shen to return to the team, she will continue to be her ADC, let the big brother fly to the world's number one. So weak once again thank the official group of EU2. Fortunately, there is no need for a contestant to show her face. As long as she falsely speaks well, the male protagonist can't take off the vest if she wants to pick it up!

"To be honest, I want to date my brother." So weak pretended to be serious.

Since she lost the vest of the menswear boss, the place of activity for the two of them has suddenly become narrow. They don't even leave the door and fool around all day long. This kind of atmosphere is too bad, they must establish a correct and good relationship between men and women!

Luo Shen snorted, "Isn't going to be a date now?"

"Can you go for a snack."

"..."

He stared at people for a while, and was finally defeated by her pitiful little eyes, let go of the CRI team pigeons, and said that he wanted to coax his girlfriend and let them find someone to play with.

CRI closed on the spot collectively.

Fortunately, the UND team leader also released the pigeons hahaha!

CRI players are mentally balanced.

In the afternoon, Luo Shen led her to the newly opened e-sports underground city nearby to play at the request of his girlfriend.

Last year, the UND team soared into the sky, which greatly stimulated the domestic e-sports industry, and invested in the establishment of many projects on the theme of e-sports.

The e-sports dungeon is divided into different areas. Entrance A is the e-sports area, with screens embedded on the wall. Classic battles such as "Doomsday Judgment" and "Tulip Bubble" of the CN Spring Finals are being played repeatedly. Many young college students are standing next to them. , Communicate intensely with peers. But so weak, thinking of the final result, he was depressed, and dragged people to walk quickly to the game area.

"What do you want to play?"

Brother L is holding the box, which is full of redeemed game coins, which is enough for her to have fun.

So weak randomly chose a video game basketball machine, and there were also many couples playing next to it.

The little girlfriend is full of self-confidence, and also bet with him that whoever scores the highest shot will listen to the other side.

It's a gift for nothing.

Luo Shen raised his eyebrows, "You or me first?"

The weak eyes rolled, "You first."

Okay, I'm polite.

Luo Shen moved his hands and feet, and pressed his wrists again, supporting the table with one hand and coins in the other. The light of fluorescent green mixed with grape purple reflected on the eyebrows of the black-haired boy, with a frantic beauty.

The game sound effect quickly rang.

"Boom boom boom boom boom——"

A series of popping sounds.

He was so powerful that he passed the first, second, and third hurdles.

The score catches up to 900 points.

Others exclaimed, stopped playing, and changed to onlookers.

A head suddenly appeared from Luo Shen's chest, and Miss UNDO slyly hung it on his waist and sealed it with a kiss, preventing his fierce offensive.

He said to his heart, little bastard, who just walks crookedly.

But Brother L still held her hips, curled her lips, and focused on beating people.

At the time when the two of them were hard to separate, a hunky man exclaimed: "Captain?!"

Fuck, this sound is so familiar!

So weak turned his head to take a look.

Desperate, hopeless, gone.

UND team, CRI team, more than a dozen people, a large area of ​​Wuyangyang.

The players stared at the two dumbfounded.

What did you say in the professional game that "this hatred is not shared"?

Why is it still crooked and gnawed on it!