Bai Yueguang Breaks Up Everyday

The "eldest lady", who was so weak and screened, made her brain sore.

Her only thought was to crawl along the net line and give the male lead to the shark.

Male lead pawn, full text BE, very good.

[Lake: Miss, the tower was pushed, you lie so beautifully]

[Lake: Miss, come, take a photo to commemorate your graceful death posture]

[Lake: Miss, what did the underage keyboard do wrong, you have to roll it]

"Miss", originally in her mind, what a beautiful name this was, beautiful, rich and blingbling, but now she is all hairy when she hears "Miss". From head to toe, there is a fear of being dominated by the abyss demon.

She feels that she hasn't even reached the game yet, and her shadow of life will spread to 100 square meters.

Don't break out in silence, just pervert in silence.

[MOMO: Little trash gets out! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Lake: Okay]

The ancestors went offline at the speed of light.

So weak: "..."

day.

The male protagonist, this little rubbish, has not forgotten to stab her off the assembly line, she will definitely give a five-star bad review.

But fortunately, the weak finally got a chance to breathe.

The eldest lady is like a semi-finished product sneaked out of the statue hall, creaking and moving the rigid joints. She turned off the computer with difficulty, washed her face with trembling fingers, and fell on the sofa with a bang. She didn't even bother to enter the bedroom and fell asleep.

She slept until eight o'clock in the evening.

When I woke up, the room was pitch dark, the brain was empty at that moment, and Wan Lai was silent.

As if she was abandoned by the world.

Only the glass windows caught the lights of thousands of houses, dotted with lights, and really prosperous. The gap was full of wind, and the singing of the nearby KTV could be faintly heard. The heart-piercing buddy sang extremely enthusiastically.

So weak, holding his leg, stunned for a while.

There is a shop under the small apartment where she lives. Spicy rabbit head, spicy skin shrimp, spicy lamb skewers, etc. are now open for business. It feels like a smell of pepper is caught in the wind, pouring into the nasal cavity, numb It's hot, spicy, and extremely fresh. Smell the smell so weak, the taste buds seemed to be awakened, she smashed her mouth and fumbled for the phone from the table.

When life ravages you, it doesn't matter, outside! Sell! Continue! Life!

She ordered a bowl of small white porridge, a super spicy tomato fish soup rice, and a very Q taro ball vanilla boba milk tea.

The little brother rushed to the door, and returned with a bag full of things as weak as 20 minutes later.

Eat hard.

Her mouth was warm and her empty stomach was soothed, and the eldest lady felt that she was finally alive.

Ah, long live milk tea, it's good to be alive.

But she didn't know that her father's plan to cheat girls had just begun.

The guy far away in City A was still full of energy after staying up all night. At six o'clock in the evening, he ran for an hour and then took a cold shower.

At 7:55, the milk is boiling warm.

He walked to the computer with a milk glass, turned it on, and messed up.

Lake first asked his former teammate enjoy to pull him into the revenge group.

[LS: Let's roast the peaches, the one that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, come on? ]

[...]

What makes your tone so excited, dad?

[Roasted Peaches Revenge Team] was plunged into deep thought.

They have known Luoshen for almost a year or two, and since the beginning of the service, the brothers have mixed together, and they know all their temperaments.

Luoshen, he, ah, playing games and chatting are two different states. Playing games is simply crushing. At the same time, he has a sinister, deep, elegant and easy-going conspiracy temperament, secretly holding on to the tricksters, waiting for you to find out. The war broke across the board, completely irreparable.

Chatting would be more "interesting". There are few words, but the tongue is poisonous, and it has the effect of group mocking the audience.

So how can they see the excitement of a man like Lake?

He has never been so perverted and excited to behead the sixth in the world.

cough.

Pulling away.

Why is Luoshen so obsessed with roasting peaches?

Isn't he unsatisfied after baking the whole night?

From last night to this morning, the online rate of players in the red zone of the Forbidden City has risen sharply. Most of them rushed to watch the national server first, and some even pulled the enemy mode, just want to match them as quickly as possible. So the players in the red zone stayed up all night to see how Luoshen beat Miss MOMO and made **** with slag.

The version they heard was like this: Miss XX, there is a diamond mine at home, and she enthusiastically worships Luoshen, so she wrapped him up, no, she ordered him to play with. But as for Luoshen, they are a decent boy who doesn't sell his own business. He is quite disgusted with her behavior, so he is full of poisonous tongue skills, and the lady is angry to spiral upward.

[Roasted Peaches Revenge Team] It won't work until two o'clock in the morning.

They are all professional players. They still have training during the day. They just took a shower and fell asleep. Then they woke up and heard the happy news that the eldest Miss MOMO was caused by Luoshen to explode.

According to the speech of the passerby party, the frequency of the eldest lady's late night speech dropped from every three seconds to one every hour, and she was forced to shut down by Luoshen.

After all, they are little apprentices who have been sore.

[enjoy:...Brother, forget it, the girl is here, give her some face]

[BIGE: Enemy should be resolved but not knotted, benefactor, I let go, why are you clinging to it]

[doufu: hey]

[doufu: I'm unlucky this time, so I won't do it anymore]

[doufu: Fortunately, there is a little fairy in the Laozi team, who comforted my injured heart, otherwise I and this guy will never end]

[BIGE: I have long heard of the reputation of the first beauty in the national service, and I admire it in my heart]

[doufu: can't you stop being so verbose, say something that a beast can understand]

[BIGE: Then I’m not welcome, brother, I’ve been single for too long recently, do you see when your team will have a friendship and meet the big beauties]

[doufu: Grass, you're really welcome, our team is spending it, of course, we have to digest it internally, don’t even think about it]

The topic of "beauty" is one of the eternal themes of boys. These young gods get together to compare the team flowers of previous generations longitudinally.

They didn't have enough time to develop in the Huasai division. They only opened the server for more than two years. Without the accumulation of other servers for ten years, the so-called team spends are a little unavailable.

After all, playing professional games, staying up all night in front of the computer all night, the hair almost can't be kept, where can the face be maintained? Those who can be beautiful are supported by their own natural beauty and the great filter in the eyes of fans.

Now it’s a little better. The e-sports industry has introduced some regulatory systems. For example, for clubs or teams, the training time should not exceed eight hours, otherwise it will be forced to go offline to avoid sudden death.

Naturally, you are out of the club, how to allocate individual time, that is your business.

After the introduction of the eight-hour training system, the female teammates in the team got a little more rest time, and they did not seem so sick. Sometimes there was time to put on makeup and brighten up their complexion.

However, in terms of objective facts, the female players in the Huaxia Division are not as impressive as other countries with big eyes and high nose bridge. The facial features of Asian faces are generally flat and there is no clear framework, so that the female players in China cannot "pop the world." But this year is different, they have the "cold beauty in national clothes" sister Tuying!

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the light of the national service!

According to the description of the game madman, this cold beauty has a very strong contrast, an elf-like agile beauty, and it seems that there is a shadow of a mixed-blood beauty.

Everyone gave a "wow" and applauded vigorously.

The most envious is the Yellow of the ORANGE team. Let alone the Luoshen who has never shown his face, their team is the "high-value group" of the four top giants. The kind of solo debut, the female fan circle is also the most. Their captain is even more of a bad job. A traffic star is not appropriate, and he came to play games with them. To a certain extent, he really loved him.

But what is the problem?

The female team members they hired in, that is, support hands, eight out of ten were "illegal meals". They secretly took photos of them in private, and once they were hidden in a locker in the changing room, which scared everyone. broken. Idol dramas are idol dramas, and reality is reality. For women like this, even under the guise of true love, they are also disgusting voyeurs. They are insensitive.

As a result, ORANGE's requirements for recruiting female players are becoming more and more stringent.

The captain was annoyed by the harassment, and his taste gradually turned to the girl with the feet.

Even more men than them.

Yellow's young boy's heart just died.

He is sour; [you are just fine, the team spent a wave of appearances in the summer game, then the sponsor will not pay back]

The game mad is quite proud: [That’s not right, the little fairy will go down to earth, I’m sure to blind your dogs, I can guarantee that even if our little fairy is placed on the international stage, that’s the most beautiful cub]

BIGE is a little unbelievable: [doufu, your cowhide is blown up, don’t forget, the peacock princess in British clothes, the queen sister flower in American clothes, the white-haired angel in Hanbok, the football baby in Brazil clothes, and the exotic queen in pull clothes. , They are all rare human resources, completely hit the current traffic florets]

On WB, the fans also made a super chat specifically for them, called #诸神的落落#, with tens of millions of reposts, you can imagine the murderous beauty of these foreign teams.

The game mad demon swears.

[doufu: Just wait and see, our little fairy CALM can absolutely beautify the world]

[LS: Finished the chat? ]

[LS: As long as you put your thoughts on women in games, you won’t be suppressed by me for so many years]

Everyone: "..."

To be reasonable, you have become a god, and you are a different species from humans, okay?

[LS: Since you are not on it, let me use your trumpet and let me bake the peaches]

Everyone: "???"

Is Luo Shen so righteous and jealous? Why didn't they find out before?

Wait, brother, are you slapping your face? If you say you want to use your mind on the game?

They asked why, and the other party said this:

[LS: Let the little lamb in the world know how to go astray]

[LS: Let the evil capitalists change their hearts and minds]

[LS: Let the world be filled with love]

Everyone: This...it rhymes?

Luo Shen went to study Buddhism?

Next, from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock in the evening, I was so weak to see the "full of love" world.

The six boats she had scummed came back.

This says [deceptive feelings, thunder strikes in the sky].

That said [to clean up the door for the teacher today].

This time she was so weak without the **** of the abnormal milk brother, she seemed to have retreated back to the level of thirty before she was stretched, and she was restrained by the opponent so that she couldn't move, and her blood volume was lost at once, and she became a real crispy cone. The combat effectiveness of the Revenge team today is different from that of yesterday, and they were taken apart, and they came individually, with only one person, crushing her to death.

Three-way red, suppressed across the board.

The weak keyboard clicked.

She hadn't kneeled yet, and her teammates were abused, and she cried on the spot and asked her father to ask her to let her go.

Some hang up directly to avoid facing the tragic scene of the massacre.

So weak: "..."

You said kneel down, take into account my feelings.

Almost every other round, the weak will be matched to different enemies, 5 rounds and 5 defeats, the promotion failed, the winning points fell crazily, and the already wealthy family went bankrupt overnight.

So weak looked distressed, and only hated that I was not a pity.

Is this the horror of professional hands?

She was as weak as she used to go through the 30th level in nine days, and she felt that what she was doing was also a talent stream. As a result, she was hit today. She poured a bucket of ice water on her face. She went from excited to unable to extricate herself from it. The mood is sober.

You have to admit that there are people outside, and there is sky outside the sky. On top of the second largest peak, Chogori, there is the unattainable Mount Everest.

There is no shame in admitting that others are better than yourself.

God closes his eyes and looks at others, and he is not partial.

The point is that even if you are not so good, you can still accomplish your goals.

So Miss UNDO asked her cheeks to think about it. There is still a month left before the summer competition. She still has the final exam to take.

Can she replace Lake in such a short period of time and become the No. 1 ADC in the national service?

Well, it seems more difficult.

Wait, why are these enemies' tower pushing techniques so familiar? Where did she seem to have seen it?

Before she could think carefully, the other party went offline.

On the third day, it was from ten to twelve o'clock, the revenge madman went online on time, and he was so weak that he chased him behind his ass.

Onlookers players: too miserable!

The weak was chased and killed for five days, and the people were almost gone.

She was once reduced from [e-sports peach slag] to [e-sports little pitiful].

Some players shouted, it's almost done. If you continue to do it, the little girl's mentality is estimated to be even worse, leaving a lifelong shadow. It's just a game, why bother to be too real.

Being weak is indeed a bit shadowy, so on the sixth day, she stopped the game and went to think about the philosophy of life.

After thinking about it for a day, Miss UNDO contained a bag of puffs, two cups of white peach milk tea, three pieces of sea salt cheesecake, and a whole margarita pizza in her belly. She decided to——

The pitted hero, no, it's the thigh of the hero!

Big women can bend and stretch!

The UNDO club performed well in the spring game, but the weak knows that the shooters and support in the team are not satisfactory.

The ADC guy had a girlfriend this year, and he didn’t put his mind on the competition, so he would lose one after another in the summer games this year. After Mr. Tao said a few words, his mentality became even more unbearable, and he learned to be a master. The same, ran away with anger, and in the end the club was exhausted, and spent a lot of money to hire a Hanbok to help, which stabilized the situation.

The assistant is a thin and small girl who looks inconspicuous and hides deeply.

She is a fan of the girlfriend of the ORANGE team captain.

People like girlfriend fans are sensible and crazy, like this sister, who deliberately put water on the rankings in order to win the idol-don't you take money and do nothing? Miss sister, you are a bit too much.

Things haven't happened yet, so weak to take precautions, remind Boss Tao to pay attention to the situation of the two.

Of course it’s not necessary to eat inside and outside, otherwise what would you do if you spend money on it? Chasing stars?

She has a very weak executive power. After eating the last pizza, she patted her stomach and went to board the Penguin.

[Rotten Peach in the World: The top card, how much do you accompany in a round]

Didi.

Five minutes later, the opponent opened his mouth.

[LS: Top card? Do you think you ordered Cowherd? ]

[LS: Missy’s brain is really pitiful:)]

When I saw this expression, I was so weak and cried out.

Sure enough, the avatar was grayed out, and no matter how weak he sent a message, the other party did not reply.

So weak: This vengeful guy will definitely black out me.

Although she died before leaving the school, Miss UNDO would never admit defeat.

So weak and very hard, she went to the game to squat, during which she received several sympathetic glances.

Others yelled at her and asked her to speak.

After someone's diligent hunting down, Miss Misang "famous".

On the weak side, she didn't plan to continue playing, of course she didn't wait. The cold treatment irritated the other side, and the two sides started to kill again.

After the "training" of those enemies, the weaker often vomited blood, but the actual combat experience has gone up several steps, and it is more than enough to deal with them.

Until she matched this round--

Um? ? ?

[enjoytodo], [gebi], [doupi], [lake]……

This string of small ID names haunted her like a nightmare for five days, even if she turned into a handful of tea ash, she would recognize it!

I heard that the Great God loves to play with the Great God, so [lake] is someone’s trumpet?

So weak immediately refresh the channel.

[MOMO: Brother, brother, did you block me]

[MOMO: Didn’t they do it on purpose]

[MOMO: Give me another chance, okay]

Luoshen didn't want to pay attention to her, but the eldest lady didn't know how to tell her, and his eyes hurt when he swiped the screen.

As for this match, it was an accident. He didn't expect to meet this guy so soon.

Is she Xiaoqiang, dare to jump on the line after so many days?

Luoshen wondered, is he not ruthless enough?

The seven million balance has not yet been received, so I still have to continue to beat the eldest lady's self-esteem.

Just as he wanted to deal with it coldly, this guy put a big wave.

[MOMO: You are right now, you get the money, and people play with it]

[MOMO: You don't want to be responsible, right? You scumbag! ! ! ]

Luoshen: "?"

Everyone was so shocked that Tian Ling Gai flew away.

[yellow:? ? ? ]

[enjoytodo: Brother...you...]

[gebi: L, you are the seventh ship in the legend, no wonder]

[doupi: How does Lao Tzu feel that I wear more green hats ahhhhhhh]

Ding.

The boy bit the glass with his teeth, making a cold mockery.

Miss drama is online, right?

As the former captain of UNDO, how could he not stay with him to the end?

He swallowed warm milk in his throat and typed slowly.

[lake: Miss, make it clear, how did I play with you]

[lake: when, where, what posture]

What...what the hell?

Before everyone, the Tianling Gai was lifted off, but now it may be the separation of human soul.

A little Thomas train drove by whistling from their faces, rambling and arrogant.

Luoshen, how can you drive like a gangster?

What do you do with the fantasies of our thousands of male and female fans? Please pay attention to your rigorous personality since your debut!

[lake: What is the crime scene? Is it your home or a hotel? Miss, did you bring the receipt? ]

Calm and indifferent posture, but there is a gentle scumbag indulgence aura.

So weak: "..."

You are a bit too much, how can you not play the cards according to the cards.

[MOMO: Ah, have you forgotten? You swallowed the small ticket. You said that you can't let Dad find out, otherwise your leg will be broken (poor) (poor) (poor)]

Come on, hurt each other.

Lake laughed angrily.

This eldest lady who was born with a golden key really regarded him as the first card.

Just like her dad, he thinks money can solve any problem, so respect is worthless.

His eyes were calm and completely dark.

[lake: Why don’t you say that I’m tearing BYT?]

Everyone was shocked by this terrible sentence and petrified.

Petrified.

melted.

And so weak poked his arm, I went, all goose bumps, too numb.

[Lake: Miss, didn't your father tell you, spread rumors, pay attention to evidence]

After Luoshen Storm finished outputting, press the Enter key neatly.

[lake: I like men, what are you doing with women, it’s boring]

The game screen remained abruptly for five seconds again.

The channel box is full of: [? ? ? ! ! ! ]

There is also Martian text mixed into it.

So weak was frightened by his hand.

What? The hero was originally engaged in base? Isn't this paragraph in the employer's memory? Oh, the employer didn't mix well in the later stage. He didn't even know what the male protagonist looked like, and he was an enemy. Who would want to know his sexual orientation? It's good not to blow people up. So weak now wants to connect with the heroine Xu Ying, and ask her if she knows the history of the heroine.

No, this person is not teasing her, is he?

[MOMO: Take the liberty to ask, this nan...? ]

[lake: The strongman locks the male and knows the male, understand? ]

Moderately weak means: No, I don't understand.

[MOMO: Is what he said true? ]

The weak question this time is the onlookers.

Everyone was silent for a while, and immediately, the response was extremely enthusiastic.

[doupi: Until now, I can’t keep it, alas, in fact, brother, I’ve worked hard to conceal this matter]

[gebi: Ouch, brother, I heard that you were recently dumped by your twenty-eighth boyfriend, and the silkworms are dead, how is it, how are you feeling?]

[yellow: Brother, there are a few pink and tender newcomers here in our orange. It is very likely that you are the twenty-ninth real son. As long as you join our big family, you can open the harem at will]

[gebi: Xiao Huang, your idea is very dangerous]

[doupi: What's the meaning of pink, Lao Ganma men are the strongest, Luoshen, come to my CALM, 24 hours long battery life, you are satisfied! ! ! ]

[gebi: Damn, don’t go too far, take Luoshen as a scumbag]

[gebi: Brother Luo, do you love our LIVE too, it’s really fun]

Only the simplest boy is still out of shape.

[enjoytodo: Brother, do you really like men! ! ! Brother, I love my sister for ten thousand years, don’t look at me ah ah ah]

Seeing the rumors spreading more and more outrageous, Lake felt for the first time what it was, he lifted a rock and hit him in the foot.

He immediately shifted the focus.

[Lake: Miss, I am teasing you, let's talk about being responsible for this issue]

So weak and exceptionally noble and glamorous.

Oh, little rubbish, have you thought of asking me to save the field now?

Hey, you are so beautiful.

[MOMO: Ah, sorry, Mrs. Luo, I mistaken my ID, that scumbag is called laka]

So weak and especially hypocritical.

[lake: Oh, then my trumpet]

[MOMO:? ]

Are you so flexible and stretchable?

[Lake: Miss, the question of pregnancy check, um, I personally suggest that you give birth to the baby]

[MOMO:? ? ]

What are you talking about? What is pregnant? What inspection? What kid?

[enjoytodo: Luo Shen, you bastard, dare you **** big my daughter's belly! ! ! ]

[lake:......? ]

The UNDO club’s enjoy, that is, Xu Bin, his poor little head is full of question marks.

It's nine o'clock in the evening, isn't the training time over? Why did the boss come here?

What does it mean for the boss to stand behind me and stare for three minutes?

The boss kicked my gaming chair away, took a stance on his own, aggressive and murderous, and then tapped on the keyboard awkwardly with **** at the speed of one finger Zen—though it’s a bit funny, However, he can feel that the boss's anger is worth MAX!

Xu Bin covered his careful liver, stood on tiptoe and looked at the screen.

To die, to die, his tower is going to be pushed!

But the boss is very headstrong. He didn't notice this horrible situation at all. Instead, he was very angry, looking like an old father who was about to swallow the keyboard, and said with his account:

[enjoytodo: Do ​​you want to keep Lao Tzu from you when you have the kids? ! Is Lao Tzu dead? ! ! ]

[yellow:? ? ? ]

[gebi: enjoy your account hack? ? ? ]

[lake:...]

[MOMO:...Dad? ]

[enjoytodo: Do ​​you still know your name is Dad]

The chat channel was frozen, and even the characters on both sides appeared in a strange static state, only flashing red and blue lights.

It took about three minutes before the old father came online slowly.

[enjoytodo: How did my dad teach you, how did your grandfather teach you, unmarried pregnancy, your wings are stiff, don’t you listen to the old man’s words?

Boss Tao felt that his typing speed was too slow to show his madness, so he was full of anger and asked Xu Bin to cut him into the open wheat mode.

Xu Bing shook his hands and did so.

It's a young birthday, and the MOMO scumbag is actually the boss's wife!

Their UNDO e-sports top ten legendary mix! Blood! Big! small! sister!

Then a crazy old father's roar was heard in the earphones of all the players.

"Tao is so weak, please take time off and get me back!!! You are a mother, can you pay attention to it!!!"

He was so weak that he was scolded.

What do you mean by this? The result of abortion for a scumbag was caught by the parents on the spot?

Bah, what a bad metaphor!

Miss UNDO also opened the wheat in desperation.

The iconic honey voice, like the tip of a cat's tail gently rubbing his legs, has a talent for acting like a baby.

"Dad, let me explain it, it's not what you think. Little trash, no, Luo Shen, explain it!"

She is so weak that it will cause disasters, and she can't carry this pot alone!

A faint sound of electric current passed, and the other side seemed to be adjusting the microphone.

At a certain moment, the rustling white noise was cleared, and the other party's voice was thin, with a metallic cold texture.

"I'm Luo Shen." After a pause, Lake continued, "Boss—"

As soon as he heard this familiar and owed voice, Boss Tao rushed up with new and old hatred, shaking his whole body with anger and swaying.

His teeth creaked, and his palm slapped the keyboard fiercely.

After a crackling noise, Boss Tao yelled: "Damn grandson tortoise, who is your boss, Lao Tzu is your dad!!!"

Lake: "...Dad?"

This sentence was originally an interrogative sentence, but because someone was too calm and straightforward, it sounds like an affirmative sentence.

Boss Tao was furious, half-burning, and found that the direction of things was a bit weird.

He was so frightened that he squeezed a word from his throat: "...What do you call me, brat???"

For 30 seconds, the channel fell into deathly silence.

She is weak and worried that the elderly will be emotional, maybe there will be a cerebral hemorrhage or something, then the employer will definitely look for her desperately.

What can I say?

Could it be that Dad, if you want to start something, and the Internet will lead you by the wire, let's cherish this sinful fate?

Pooh.

She resolutely discredited the protagonist and rescued the father-daughter relationship that was faltering like a yellow flower in the wind. "Dad, this man is a lunatic. You don't need to pay attention to him. He just wants to **** you off and inherit our club! Don't you Let him succeed, come, take a deep breath, inhale, exhale, not be angry!"

The world has become very quiet.

Soon, there was a sigh faintly.

Lake: "Yes, Dad, I still want Missy to run with the ball."

Lake: "I'm really too bad."

So weak: "?"

You **** show me out, I promise not to kill you!