Back To the Small Fishing Village In 1982

  I saw the figure of the snake looming in the opening of the bamboo basket. Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he took the bamboo basket back.

  He stretched out his hand and patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and looked towards the entrance of the cave, only to see that it was dark inside, and he also heard the sound of snoring one after another, as if he was about to die, and he wanted to send them a ride...

  Ye Yaodong carefully lifted two more tiles, made gestures, felt that the opening was big enough, and then reassuredly pointed the opening of the bamboo basket to the opening on the roof.

  The snakes inside finally found a venting point, and fell down with a clatter.

  He heard the sound...

   But fortunately, the people in the room slept a little bit dead, and the snoring never stopped, and one sound overwhelmed the other.

   Just in case, he shook the bamboo basket again, patted the bottom, and put it away only after it felt completely empty, and quickly covered it with tiles.

   Then he tiptoed and hurried back, and pricked up his ears, but he didn't hear any sound yet.

  Maybe the people in the house slept a little dead, or maybe the snakes were still swimming on the ground and hadn’t climbed onto the bed yet.

   When he walked lightly to the highest point of the triangle, he glanced back, trying to find out if Ah Guang was done, but he didn't see anything.

  However, he heard a slight and short whistle. He turned his head and looked over, only to find that Ah Guang was already lying on the edge of the eaves, planning to go down.

ah! Move so quickly?

   From the looks of it, he is the material for this job!

  He didn't care too much about it, and quickly moved to the eaves before there was any movement in the house.

  Ah Guang was trembling slightly, moving down carefully, and when he was almost at the end, he also stretched out his feet and stepped on the scooter.

   But at this moment, his stomach moved a little inappropriately, and everyone knows that this kind of thing may not be so easy to hold back, especially when he is hunched over, his **** is pouted, and his intestines go straight to the bottom.

   "噗~"

   "Fuck!"

   Ah Guang just stepped on the ground with one foot, and before the other foot had time to go down, his fart collapsed and he fell to the ground...

  He stared at Ye Yaodong above in disbelief, his facial features wrinkled into a ball, he opened his mouth to curse, but couldn't help but want to laugh, and ended up with a mournful smile.

   "Sai Linmu, Ye Yaodong, you did it on purpose! It's so wicked..."

  Ye Yaodong was a little embarrassed, and turned to look at the three of them in embarrassment. Ah Zheng and Xiao Xiao, who were on the left and right sides, also held their noses desperately and stared at him viciously.

  He scratched his head, and explained sincerely and in a low voice, "You all know that sometimes this kind of thing can't be held back, and it's all over, so you can't let it out...If you don't let farts out, your heart will be broken, if you don't fart, you can squeeze hard, keep fit..."

"Shut up!"

   Ah Zheng couldn't bear it any longer, and happened to have a stick at hand, so he picked up the stick and stabbed his **** twice.

   "Fuck, what are you doing!"

   "I'll push you back!"

  Xiao Xiao watched the two of them quarreling untimely, pinched her nose, interrupted them quickly, and urged: "Come down quickly, you are still chattering there, and you will be taken care of when you are caught."

   "This pervert stabbed my **** first", Ye Yaodong muttered as he continued to climb down, "Wait for me to come down and kill you..."

   "I'll stab you to death first!"

   "Shhh, there seems to be screaming in the room~" Ah Guang quickly reminded them.

  The ears of the three of them were all pricked up, their eyes were shining brightly. Sure enough, after a short exclamation, they heard a scream again.

   "Quick, quick, put down the cart, pile up everything on the ground, push it to the door and put it away."

   "Just a little bit...a little bit...don't make a sound..."

  The screams in the room, one after another, one after another, and one after another, made the four of them extremely excited.

  The show is about to start!

  They hurriedly put the cart back in place, and then hid in a shadow of the house to hide their figures.

   "Here, here, stand still and don't make a sound..."

  At this time, all the lights in the room were turned on one after another, and the voices of panic, louder than louder, seemed to pierce the roof.

  Especially a few female voices, sharp as if they were going to pierce the eardrums, and accompanied by the sound of the bed being stepped on, bang, bang, bang.

   "Ah~"

   "Ah~ help~ help~"

   "There are snakes ~ there are snakes ~ help ~ ah ah ah ~"

   "Ahhh~ help, come quickly... Snake..."

  The four people who had done bad things hid in the corner, with their ears pricked up, and they never made any movement. Hearing the excited shouts in the room, they were all so excited, they couldn't wait to look at the famous scene inside from the window!

   "Ouch, it's getting louder and louder~"

   "Speak louder~"

   "Call it, call it, the more you call it, the more excited I am~"

   "I really want to lie on the window and take a look~ It's a pity I didn't see it~"

  Ye Yaodong also felt that he didn't see it with his own eyes, and felt quite regretful.

   "Shall we take a look?"

   "No, you will be found out, and you will be exposed." A Guang stretched his head, holding back his longing heart, and said rationally.

  Ye Yaodong thought for a while and said: "Let's stand in a dark place, the lights inside the room are bright, as long as you don't get too close, it seems that you can't see people outside from inside."

   "Huh? Yes!" Xiao Xiao also came back to his senses, "From the outside, it's bright inside, but from the inside, it's dark outside, and you can't see anything."

   "Yes, yes, it seems to be like this!" Ah Guang's eyes lit up, and he became excited.

  Ah Zheng was so excited that he was about to jump up, "Let's go, let's stand in the dark place opposite the back door window. It's their private land, and there are no residents, so we're not afraid of being discovered."

  When they checked whether the doors and windows were closed tightly, they had already wandered around the house and were familiar with it.

  The four of them hurriedly changed another point excitedly, and the noise and screams in the room were almost at their peak.

  They stood in a row, relying on their good eyesight, and saw through the window from a distance the couple who looked like ants on a hot pot.

  The old old Wang was standing in the corner, trembling slightly, not daring to move. His wife was standing on the bed, jumping around like an ant on a hot pot.

  They watched from a distance, and it seemed that there were two snakes moving on the bed.

  There were three snakes in one bamboo basket, and four in the other. The snakes raised in the old couple's house were brought down by Ye Yaodong, and he didn't know how many snakes were in the bamboo basket he took.

   Anyway, in the middle of the night, two snakes suddenly appeared on the bed, which was scary enough.

   "Tsk tsk tsk, I'm so cowardly, I'm almost scared to pee, just this coward, dare to threaten others?"

   Ah Guang felt a little satisfied when he saw the picture in the distance, and felt that his work at night was not in vain.

   "Hey, this old gang dish looks quite promising, it's so shaking that it jumps out..."

  Ye Yaodong: "..."

   "Do you have such a strong taste? This is getting old, can you still stare at it?"

  Ye Yaodong looked at Ah Zheng with disgust. Didn't expect him to have such a special taste?

   "She dumped it on me, why didn't I read it? And I don't want money? I don't want to see it for nothing, and I won't lose a piece of meat after reading it."

   "It's almost hanging to the ground, what's there to see?" Ah Guang also disliked it very much.

   "I just thought that during the Anti-Japanese War, it was true that the old lady hid cucumbers under her nose!"

   Three people: "..."

  There is a sense of the picture...

   Really think about it!

  Ye Yaodong shuddered, and quickly changed the subject, "I don't know what's going on in the other rooms, just hearing the screams, I'm an idiot, I don't know how to open the door and run out..."

  "Is it possible that there are snakes blocking their way by their feet or by the door? Or are they so frightened that their legs are weak and they can't walk? And the door is locked, and people outside can't get in?"

   "That's good, let them experience it for a while~"

  The neighbors on the left and right, and the nearby residents were all quarreled by them, turning on the lights one after another, getting up, pushing open the window and swearing.

   "Die, what's the noise in the middle of the night, why don't you let people sleep?"

   "Who is so terrible? Is there something wrong?"

   "Did you see the hell? It's like this in the middle of the night~"

   "Who, did you eat shit? So excited? Screaming so loudly?"

  Whoever is sleeping soundly is woken up, his temper can’t get better, and it’s not on fire. You can see it at a glance by opening the window. The first thing you do when you open the window is to start cursing.

  However, after cursing, I heard the screams mixed with snakes...

  Some people put on their coats and went out in doubt, intending to come out to check what was going on in their house. They stayed up in the middle of the night and screamed all the time. It was obvious that something was wrong when they heard it.

  At this time, someone from the Wang family also opened the door and ran out, shouting, "There is a snake, come quickly~"

   "Help, there are snakes~"

   "Is there anyone~help~"

  The four of them stuck their heads out in the vegetable field at the back door, pricked up their ears, and based on the movement at the front door, the sound should be the old guy's daughter-in-law and grandchildren calling there.

  The two old guys in the window in front of them have changed their postures. The woman has changed from an ant on a hot pot to a gecko, sitting on the side panel of the canopy bed, and the old guy just seems to break through the encirclement, standing by the door and opening the door.

   Then, he ran away as if running away immediately, leaving only his own mother-in-law there to be a gecko.

   "Hey, isn't it time for us to play?" Ah Zheng was excited and wanted to get closer to watch the excitement.

  Ah Guang also looked at Ye Yaodong, "These snakes can't be allowed to run away or be caught by others. We have been busy for a long time before catching them. It would be a pity to lose them. Fatty is still waiting for us to complete the task and bring them back for cooking?"

  Xiao Xiaoxiao echoed, "You must be arrested, but if we suddenly appeared, would you guess that we did it?"

   "Are you kidding? He said we did it, so we did it? Thieves get stolen goods, and traitors get double. We also said that they have done too many immoral things, and they have been punished?"

  Ye Yaodong said nonchalantly: "Come on, let's take a detour and walk up with a bamboo basket!"