Ba Ai Mou Qing

1 May I have your name

Feng: You did n’t pick your name. What do you do n’t know, (glaring) is n’t it your daughter-in-law? (Dog-legged up)

Bian: Well (nodded in agreement)

Author: ...... protest discrimination. (The two have been kissed together)

2 age is

Feng: Ibid (frowned) Asking such nonsense again, we went home.

Bian: Yeah (nodding)

Author: protest (turned to look at Ji Green) he bigger than you a lot of ah ...... (Chuaidao Shadow Kick is under the table)

Feng: The daughter-in-law ignores her, the old woman's **** life is not harmonious ...

Author :( climb out from under the table) seal Jincheng, let me caution you apart for two years ...... ah ...... (again kick back)

Feng: I never accept threats.

嵇: (husband, you are handsome)

Author: Lasagna tears ......

3 **** is

Feng: Are you really bored?

嵇: (nodded)

Author: you how many words ...... a couple? Enough or not? Go on like this, I will vomit blood ...

4What is your personality?

Feng: Perfect elegance (Feng Shao is really narcissistic)

嵇: Ordinary inferiority (too modest, can catch the fox dead, not just ordinary people can do it)

Feng: Daughter-in-law, you are the most perfect woman in the world, believe me ...

Author: Feng less nauseating Please note that when the occasion.

5 What about each other's personality?

Seal: Awkward but cute

嵇: Narcissistic boring, elegant and overbearing, is a millennium-old fox

Seal: Wife, where are you overbearing (sorrowful expression)

Bian: It's overbearing everywhere.

Author: agree nod.

6 When did the two meet? where is it?

Feng: At her house, she hid behind the curtains and peeped. At that time, she had a crush on me.

嵇: At the bar, he blew a saxophone and then spoke to me (in blush ...)

Author: are an old married couple, three of the children, not so young girls now!

Feng: (Staring and turning his head) Your daughter-in-law fell in love with me at the time, didn't you?

7 What is your first impression of each other?

Feng: This girl is okay, her character is not pleasing. My daughter-in-law was originally, now my daughter-in-law is the best ...

嵇: (holding heart, staring at the stars) So handsome ...

Authors :: ..... (two return to the topic)

8 What do you like about each other?

Feng: I like them all, I like my wife's little mouth so much ... (I was covered by Yun Qing)

嵇: (blushing) I like them all.

Author: we are not to look, sealing small mouth Why favorite?

Seal: Do n’t listen to indecent assault, do n’t you know, next question

9 What do you hate each other?

Feng: I ’m not happy, I definitely want it, my mouth is sobbing ... (covered by my wife's little hand)

Bian: I hate him the most. On some occasions, I say everything.

:( two authors take the green) Let's not talk about how happy ah ...... (again Chuaidao under the table)

10Do you think you have a good relationship with each other?

Feng: What is sexuality?

嵇: (blush) Nod.

Author :( sigh) Sure enough, there is a generation gap ah!

11How to call each other?

Feng: Generally, it is a daughter-in-law. Seriously, it is called directly by name. Sometimes, it is called a little fairy ...

Bian: (blushing and turning his head to stare at him) Feng Jincheng.

Author: goblin ah! (Just a moment, you are vulgar enough.)

12What do you want to be called by the other party?

Feng: Husband, ah dear, everything is fine, and the name is fine. Sometimes when my wife-in-law calls the name, it sounds blurry and **** ... (suffocated)

嵇: My wife and children are very nice.

Author (Song Feng, do you have any other pursuits?)

13 If you use the animal metaphor, do you think the other party is?

Feng: At first it felt like a rabbit. It was soft and cute, but later it was discovered that it was a little tiger with a sharp tooth. Its claws are very sharp. It can hurt a bite if you grab it.

嵇: Fox, a sly millennial old fox.

Author: Two animal world really ah! But really passionate ...

15What gift do you want?

Feng: As long as my wife and children are there, there is nothing I want.

嵇: (blushing) Same.

Seal: Concubine (snap)

Author :( cough) Note two occasions.

Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party? What is the general thing?

Feng: Secretly ran out crazy, let me catch it, and lay it flat.

Bian: (skipped) I think you're quite satisfied.

seal:……

Author :( nod) green you finally wise for a while.

17 What is your problem?

Feng: I am the perfect man (Author: count I did not ask)

嵇: My heart is too soft and silly. He was sold and counted for him.

Author: Who do you fancy fox, hope for the best of it! Amen

18 What is wrong with the other party?

Feng: Physical strength is too poor.

嵇: (blushing) Physical strength is too good.

Author: what is good or poor physical strength, can not specifically point?

Feng: (looks over) Can you manage it? next question

19 What do the other person do to make you unhappy?

Feng: Look at other men, and be seen by other men (Feng Shao, you are too domineering)

嵇: I always eat some inexplicable vinegar. There was a person asking for directions at the door that day. I kindly told you that it was awkward for a few days after being seen by Feng Jincheng, and I was neurotic!

Author: You seal it too little regard to the real or imagined it?

Feng: Didn't you keep us apart for so long, can I do that?

Author: take all my fault, you continue jealous.

20What do you do to make the other person unhappy?

Seal: be jealous

嵇: Talking to other men, didn't you ask this question?

Author cry :() that lobbied for the words did not ah?

21 To what extent is your relationship?

Feng: Do you think this question is necessary? The children are choked.

嵇: (Sympathetic eyes) How many more words are there to make up!

Author: you see is coming!

22 Where was the first date of the two?

Feng: The date is when the child is there (looking coldly at the author)

Author :( shuddered) that, the story needs, the story needs huh ......

嵇: Next question

23 What was the atmosphere like at that time?

Seal: Nonsense

嵇: I agree

Author: Look on my part to make you happy is, is it not with me?

Feng: If someone else, you are already downstairs.

Author: This is twenty - second floor ...... ......

24 Where did it go at that time?

Feng: No more nonsense, we go home.

嵇: (nodded).

Author: ......

25 Dating Locations I Go To Frequently?

Feng: Recently, a lot of beaches, suburbs, grass ...

Bian: You say it again, don't think I'll go out with you in the future.

Seal: (Shut up and nod)

Author: ah ...... you exactly where I was carrying went ah!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?

Feng: Many, but you don't need to know.

Bian: (blushing) is special, but there is no need to tell you.

Author: green fox you are led astray it!

27 Which side made the confession first?

Feng: Although my daughter-in-law has been secretly in love with me for ten years, the real confession is me, isn't it?

嵇: Nod

Author :( nod) In contrast, closed little more thick-skinned ah ...... (Chuaidao is under the table)

28 How much do you like each other?

Feng: I like to live with my wife and children for as long as she can.

嵇: (Turn around) Husband, this sentence is really nasty.

Author: your letters little did not see it quite literary.

29 So, do you love each other?

Seal: Love.

Bian: I have loved him for more than ten years. What do you say?

Author: move

30 What does the other person say make you feel wrong?

Feng: My daughter-in-law said when I divorced me.

Bian: When he said love me.

31 What would you do if you think the other person has a change of heart?

Seal: Try it (threatening frown)

嵇: At the beginning, I will be patient. When the evidence is conclusive, I will be separated.

Feng: Daughter-in-law, the so-called evidence you have is conclusive, it's not that kind of thing at all, you have wronged me.

Bian: (Waving hands) Let's go back to this matter.

:( worship authors looked at Ji Green) green you finally tougher it!

Can you forgive the other party for changing hearts?

Feng: I won't give her a chance to change her mind.

嵇: Nod.

Author :( sympathetic look at Ji Qing) poor green, marry less hard seal it!

33 What if the other party is more than an hour late when dating?

Feng: How come back.

嵇: (nodding)

Author cry :()

34 Which part of your body do you like best?

Feng: Daughter-in-law, how do I think this question has been asked.

Bian: (nodding) I asked, the next question.

35 each other's **** expression?

Feng: A lot of ...

嵇: Do not listen to indecent assault.

36 When two people are together, when do you most feel that your heartbeat is accelerating?

Feng: When my daughter-in-law was pregnant ...

Bian: A lot.

Author: Feng less you do have nothing else to pursue.

37 Will you lie to the other party? Are you good at lying?

Feng: When necessary, a good-faith lie is required (Feng Shao, your face is really thick)

Bian: I don't remember telling lies.

Author: Poor green, was sealed Jincheng only old fox deceived silly.

38. What do you feel happiest when you do?

Feng: Of course it is sex, but sometimes I just hug my daughter-in-law and feel happy.

嵇: (moved)

Author: You can re-seal little bit nauseating.

39 Ever quarreled?

Feng: Noisy, but nothing left in the end.

Author: how to nothing?

嵇: blush

Feng: (glaring) You don't need to know.

Author: ......

What kind of quarrels are 40?

Feng: (Squint) Do I suspect you wrote it now? How noisy you don't know!

嵇: (nodding)

:( tears of lasagna)

How to reconcile after 41?

Feng: The bedside quarrels with the bedside, what do you say?

嵇: Blushing.

Author: helpless.

42 Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?

Feng: Not a lover is a daughter-in-law, she will always be my daughter-in-law. (Feng Shao is overbearing!)

Bian: In his next life, he will fall in love with me first.

:( next life go long of it, took aim fox can not hide it!)

43 When do you feel you are loved?

Feng: Many times, when she kissed me, the uncle under me ...

嵇: Besides, sleep in the room at night.

Seal: shut up

Author :( Duzui) to satisfy my curiosity about other people, so what? stingy!

Seal: Don't pretend to be tender, too disgusting.

Author: ......

44 When will it make you feel [maybe he doesn't love me anymore

Seal: When my son is crying

Bian: Childish.

Author :( nods) You really seal less naive ah ...... (are flying kick ......

45 What is your expression of love?

Feng: I like to express directly.

Author: how direct?

嵇: Next question

46 What do you think matches the other party?

Seal: Orchid, open quietly, without fragrance.

Bian: I think Feng Jincheng is more like a man-eating grass, with a beautiful and dangerous appearance.

Author :( nod) really beautiful and dangerous, green hope for the best of it!

47Is there anything hidden between the two?

Feng: (cough) The next question.

嵇: (nodding) next question

Author: Two really not happy ah!

Feng: (glaring) Can I be so happy that I can toss for so long?

Author :( shut up)

48 Where does your inferiority come from?

Feng: Inferiority is ridiculous

Bian: He's too good and I'm too ordinary.

Feng: My daughter-in-law, in my eyes, you are always irreplaceable.

:( shiver of it) seal less stop, too sweet, greasy.

Is the relationship between the two of them 49 open or secret?

Feng: Nonsense, the children are choking.

嵇: You can't miss the number of words!

Author: I go to count, almost oh, oh, finally asked a question

50: What do you want to say to the other person?

Feng: My wife and I love you.

嵇: Feng Jincheng, I love you.

:( stars of the eye) and finally to the end of a tongue kiss, right ah (Chuaidao is under the table) the two sped away.

The author has something to say: finally got together enough tasks, so hard! !! !! !!