At the beginning, the Tianshi Sword was stolen, and the poor man used the backhand grenade method

The taxi driver was stunned for a long time before he took the fifty-yuan note handed over by the big yellow dog. Then, he saw the big yellow dog still sitting there in the back seat, refusing to get out of the car for a long time.

The taxi driver made a growl in his throat.

What's the meaning?

Not leaving?

Isn't this money to buy your life?

The taxi driver looked at the fifty yuan in his hand.

A mask of pain was placed directly on his face.

Damn it!

Careless.

Why didn't you think of this just now?

You shouldn’t accept this money!

But now that he had picked it up, the taxi driver looked in the rearview mirror with a pale face.

At this time, the big yellow dog finally moved, and the big yellow dog was seen lying on the armrest box between the driver and co-pilot in front of the car.

A dog's head stretched out through the gap between the two seats. The dog's eyes were fixed on the driver sitting in the driving seat.

The dog opened his mouth and asked: What are you doing?

The driver was sweating profusely: Huh? I didn't do anything.

Huangpi Patriarch: You didn't do anything? You said the fare was forty-two dollars, and I gave you fifty yuan, but you didn't give me change? It's a black car, right?

The yellow-skinned ancestor rolled his eyes and almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

Jimei people, who knows?

I have been sitting in the back seat waiting for a long time. This guy took the money and refused to change it, so he had to ask it himself.

Are those eight dollars yours?

You just want to swallow it?

Black car?

The taxi driver breathed a sigh of relief.

Good guy!

I thought it was going to eat me in one bite, but it also knew how to ask for change!

It really makes me cry to death!

The math is quite good!

With trembling hands, the taxi driver gave eight yuan to Huang Pizi, who kept the money with his dog's paw.

Then, he put his dog's mouth to the taxi driver's ear and said softly: I have good news and bad news here. Which one do you want to hear first?

When the taxi driver heard this, his pupils trembled and he was frightened again.

Good guy!

Still haven't escaped?

Is this monster going to eat me after all?

Also ask yourself which one to listen to first, good news or bad news.

Taxi driver: Hear the good news first?

The good news is that I am a monster from Longhu Mountain and have now converted to Longhu Mountain. Don't worry, I won't harm you, so you don't have to be afraid of me.

Hearing Huang Pizi's words, the taxi driver breathed a sigh of relief.

Taxi driver: I’m scared to death, the monster from Longhu Mountain!

No wonder you are so reasonable and pay for a taxi.

It turns out that they don’t eat people, so they were just trying to scare themselves by cooperating with me.

The taxi driver then asked: What about the bad news?

Huang Pizi: The bad news is that this Jade Guanyin of yours is fake, and even the jade is fake. My dear friend, you are blind. Change to a Jade Guanyin! This thing can't suppress evil spirits.

After Huang Pizi finished speaking, he hooked the car door with his dog's paw, then jumped out of the car with a 'woof' sound, and walked into the university with a swagger.

In the car, the taxi driver was left with a dark complexion.

Looking at the big yellow dog getting out of the car and leaving.

Taxi driver: “Fuck!”

This is indeed bad news for him!

You must know that he really spent a lot of money to buy this Jade Guanyin!

A full 20,000 yuan!

Fortunately, he still wore this thing as if it were real for seven or eight years, showing it off to everyone he met.

Although in the past few years, I have indeed encountered several people who said that the material of their jade Guanyin was somewhat wrong.

But the taxi driver never doubted it. After all, he did not buy the jade Guanyin in a gold and silver jade shop, but in a temple.

To be precise, I asked for it from the master.

The Buddha said that family members do not lie, so how could a master with such high virtue and prestige lie to himself?

This consecrated Jade Buddha is real!

The main thing is to be sincere and spiritual!

But the taxi driver never imagined that he would be beaten by a monster today.

This is so fucking outrageous!

You don’t have to believe what your friends say, but the monster told him personally that the Jade Guanyin was fake and could not suppress evil spirits.

The monster said it himself, it can't be false!

The taxi driver's mentality collapsed on the spot!

In the taxi, a cursing voice came from: Damn! Fake monk! I'm such a fool! If you cheat me out of money, you're dead!

The taxi driver called the police directly.

Scam!

This is definitely a scam!

…

The yellow-skinned ancestor got off the bus at the gate of Qianding City University. Before entering the campus, the yellow-skinned ancestor strolled to the door of a fruit shop.

He walked in with a hundred dollars in his mouth.

After entering, he threw a hundred yuan in front of the fruit shop owner.

Woof!

Huangpi Patriarch pointed to the fruit basket on the shelf next to him.

buy this!

The fruit shop owner is a middle-aged woman in her forties. She saw a dog entering her shop and was about to drive the dog out.

The next second, I saw the dog spitting out a hundred dollars and asking to buy a fruit basket.

The middle-aged woman was shocked.

Damn it!

This dog has become a sperm!

I have been working in a fruit shop for more than ten years, and this is the first time I saw a dog buying a fruit basket.

Although she was shocked, she also thought that dog training technology is becoming more and more advanced now, and it is not uncommon for dogs to help with express delivery and shopping.

It's normal to buy a fruit basket. It must be a dog owner with superb dog training skills.

The fruit shop owner took a hundred yuan and took the fruit basket from the counter.

But after all, he runs a fruit shop. Seeing that there is no one in the shop, the boss only comes to buy something.

There is no camera or anything like that on this dog.

The dog owner was probably not watching.

Immediately, the fruit shop owner had a weird idea.

Put some good fruits and bad fruits into the fruit basket.

There are too many tricks in this fruit basket.

People who buy fruit baskets usually give them as gifts, and many of them are sent to hospitals.

Whether it is delivered to someone else's home or hospital, most people will not eat it immediately.

Even if the fruits in the fruit basket are later found to be broken, the recipient does not know where the gift-giver purchased the fruit, and usually will not go to the gift-giver to find out.

After all, it is quite offensive to say that the fruit given by the gift-giver is bad.

Therefore, profiteers in fruit shops often stuff a few bad fruits into the fruit baskets without anyone paying attention to clean up the inventory.

The fruit shop owner became even more unscrupulous when he saw a dog coming to buy a fruit basket on his behalf.

The bully was the big yellow dog who didn't understand these tricks and kept stuffing bad fruits into the fruit basket.

Just one or two.

When Huangpi Ancestor watched the fruit shop owner pick up a half-rotten banana and stuff it into the fruit basket, he also thought about using another bad apple to block the rotten part of the banana and block his vision.

The yellow-skinned ancestor’s face was dark.

It can't stand it anymore.

He started cursing directly: If you keep stuffing those bad fruits into my fruit basket, I will stuff your head into my fruit basket!

You've had enough of bullying honest people, right?

Huang Pizi: Don’t push the honest man to a hurry! !