As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 158: Call Uncle, Second Uncle.

Upon hearing this, Stark quickly moved to the side in disgust.

“Do you actually have a hobby of looking at people’s bottoms? No wonder Deadpool is a brother! ”

Jiang Bai glared at Stark fiercely: “You don’t have a good brain, do you?” ”

“Do you want me to change your mind?”

Jiang Bai turned his head and suddenly said loudly: “Come here, stand over!” ”

Selena and Pepper immediately pulled a group of small mutants towards the foodie tablecloth.

“This uncle, who looks like Morgan Freeman, is the OMG in your mouth, see clearly, if you call OMG in the future, call Morgan Freeman!”

“Hurry, it’s all called uncle!”

A group of small mutants looked at each other, and no one dared to squeak.

Selena was even more frightened and quickly took two steps back, she vampire better not to come to God.

Only Pepper is ghostly, and it suddenly reflects what Jiang Bai means.

Immediately took the lead and said: “Children, hurry up and shout uncle!” Uncle God came to earth this time, and when he saw that he had come to bring down his blessings, he shouted two more times!!! ”

“Uncle!”

“Uncle!”

A jagged voice sounded, and God accepted the name of a group of children with a smile.

“Good! All good boys! ”

With a wave of his hand, a white fluorescent light enveloped these children.

These small mutants, actually made by gene companies, have serious physiological defects, the most obvious of which is lifespan, and it is basically difficult to live to the age of thirty.

And Jiang Bai is not familiar with them, and has never paid much attention to them, this time as soon as God made a move, he directly used the holy light to cure their genetic defects, which is a great gift to these children.

“Come and this one, called the second uncle!!”

“This is the Hell Lord Mephisto, the witch heart demon father who is locked up in a transparent cage, and he is called the second uncle!!”

The children shouted in unison: “Second Uncle!” ”

Mephisto said with a smile: “My old bone is not as powerful as God, and I can’t give any good meeting gifts, so I will forgive your contract!” ”

“Don’t thank you Second Uncle!!”

Everyone is inexplicable, what is the contract forgiveness and thank you?

Gu Yiyi closed the folding fan in his hand and said slowly: “Thank you, this Hell Lord has returned your souls to yourself, and you will not be taken to Hell by him in the future!” ”

“Thank you… Thank you, Second Uncle! ”

Hearing Gu Yi say that he would not go back to hell if he died, everyone’s voice instantly rose two tones. The wave dispersed the trembling children.

Stark suddenly hugged God’s neck and shouted, “Uncle!! Uncle!!! I am your long-lost nephew!! ”

God pushed Stark away in disgust.

Stark muttered with an unhappy face: “Obviously, Deadpool uses this trick, why can’t I use it?” ”

Stark’s words amused Jiang Bai.

“Wade can’t die, otherwise try if you can be killed?”

In fact, there are no people who cannot be killed.

Logan and Deadpool both have immortal bodies, Logan is essentially because the recovery ability is too strong, it looks like an undead look, in fact, killing Logan is very simple.

It’s very simple, just put Logan into the water and drown, which can be proved by Rogan personally pressing his son Daiken in the water to drown in the comics.

But with Rogan’s ability to do old churros, there are few who can press him into the water and let him out, and even Logan fights most of the time in the city and on the ground, and he does not go where there is a lot of water.

Deadpool’s undead body is the real undead body, and Deadpool’s own recovery ability is far less powerful than Rogan.

But there is one thing that no one can explain, that is, Deadpool actually dies, and resurrecting from the new after death is like being killed by monsters in the game. Like resurrecting and fighting monsters again, Deadpool’s immortality is actually based on the fact that there is no way to truly destroy him.

Even if Deadpool is chopped up and burned to ashes, Deadpool will regrow in an inexplicable place, he is more like a rule, a rule that cannot be destroyed, whether in movies or comics, it is strange that Deadpool cannot die.

The comics say that Deadpool was cursed by Thanos to never meet the goddess of death, that is, the death of one of the five creation gods, but Thanos himself will be killed, how can he curse Deadpool so awesome?

In the movie, it is even more blurred, and even Deadpool can see his deceased girlfriend after he dies, and Deadpool will be pulled back to the yang by an unknown force after the two people chat.

Similar to Deadpool, there is also a very famous character, that legendary vampire ancestor Dracula.

This old bat can call wind and rain, summon thunder and lightning, turn into fog and turn into a bat into a werewolf.

Being able to live in a vacuum can hypnotize enemies, use magic, have super speed endurance power, and have the ability to recover.

It’s pretty awesome to hear.

However, it is such a guy’s actual combat strength to pick his feet.

Afraid of light, fire, silverware, garlic, holy water, crosses, and even fixed to the heart by a wooden wedge, the combat power may not even be able to defeat the prepared blade warriors in addition to bullying ordinary people.

Just such a rookie, but he has the ability that others dream of, or even those dimensional demon gods desire.

It’s immortal, no matter how you kill him, you can’t kill him, and even the five founding gods can’t kill him.

In Jiang Bai’s words, Dracula is simply born with feed, and if he catches and feeds things, one Dracula can feed a farm.

Scrape the flesh and blood on his body every day, and the next day he can grow on his own, such a perfect feed, but unfortunately no one knows where he is hiding.

Stark’s funny lightened the atmosphere, and it seemed that God and Mephisto were both amiable and waved their hands to give the group of little mutants a big gift.

In fact, because it is simply a show of hands for them, it is not effortless, and then the main thing is the main thing.

After Hela and Gabriel have won or lost, God and Mephisto will enter the main play. In the sky, Gabriel’s face changed abruptly after being shouted by God to cheer Birdman. If no one else recognizes who it is, can Gabriel himself not recognize who his Lord is?

This time, Gabriel took it upon himself to spread faith for the Lord, and it seemed that God was very easy-going and did not say anything, but if the plan failed, it was likely that God would directly deprive him of his strength.

A mortal can never understand what it is like to lose power, because mortals have no power at all. Even mortals with great power will eventually grow old one day, and there will be a day when they will give up their power.

··· Ask for flowers…

But God is different, a god like Gabriel, as long as she does not die, can live forever, can always be high.

And now, she faces a difficult choice, winning may be punished, and losing will definitely be punished. Hela glanced sideways at God and Mephisto, who were sitting next to Jiang Bai, she didn’t know who these two people were, but just by shouting Gabriel’s face, she could understand who it was with a long thought.

No matter how much a mortal shouts Gabriel, she can’t raise and can’t change her face, and no matter how much she shouts about the ants, she can’t mind what the ants will say to her.

This is not that the gods have a high tolerance for mortals, but they do not enter the eyes of the gods at all, and in the eyes of the gods, everything in mortals is firmly manipulated in the hands of the gods, so no matter what emotional fluctuations they have, it is only expected.

“Oh, your dad is here, isn’t he? Are you going to be taken back for a spanking when the parents come? ”

Hela smiled lightly, they have known Jiang Bai for so long, they may not be able to learn anything else, but they definitely have eight points of skill.

“The one with the hat on the side is your second father? Why aren’t they a skin color? ”

Gabriel angrily waved the long sword in his hand and pointed it at Hela: “Don’t talk nonsense!!” Don’t think I don’t know who you are! ”

“Asgardians, you are not qualified enough to talk to me!!!”

“Oh yes? Don’t your ears work well? Or I’ll help you change one?” ”

“Whoosh!!”

A black sword appeared directly above Gabriel’s face.

Gabriel quickly leaned back to dodge Hela’s attack: “Sanction!!! ”

“Click!”

With a bang, a pure white dazzling thunder appeared out of thin air above Hela’s head, like a white giant snake twisting and slashing directly at Hela’s body.

The moment the white thunder appeared, a cold light flashed in Hela’s eyes, and a light blue light emanated from her body. Thunder went straight through Hela’s body.

“Whoosh!!!”

The black sword suddenly appeared behind Gabriel, and the sword covered the sky in the rain, and there was no room for Gabriel to dodge at all.

“Withering!!!”

Hela spat out two words softly.

The rain of swords in the sky disappeared in an instant, appearing directly on Gabriel. Densely and directly turned Gabriel into a hedgehog.

Gabriel snorted coldly, emitting a milky white light all over his body, forming a circular shield to withstand Hela’s attack.

With a flick of his fingers, the black sword immediately converged into a huge spike that directly pierced the shield of the family scum.

“Poof!”

With a bang, gold mixed with milky white blood flowed down Gabriel’s shoulder. The feathers behind his back fall off with the blood and scatter into dots of starlight in the air.

The wound quickly began to blacken, and there was an unpleasant smell of decay. Gabriel slashed the spikes on his body with a sword and snorted coldly.

The wound on the shoulder immediately appeared milky white and began to heal.

“Look at you!”

“Cage!!”

Gabriel gulped, and there was another dazzling light in the sky. A huge cage formed by a pillar of light directly enveloped Hela in it.

In an instant, the light in the cage was magnificent, and only a white space could be seen, and even if it was several kilometers away from the sky, you could feel the scorching heat emanating from the white light.