As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 84: Uncle Deadpool Announces That We Will Be Good Sisters from Today Onwards!.

It’s good that Deadpool didn’t pinch like that, and everyone has an indescribable sense of picture in their minds. The softness and delicate in the hand are held and gently pinched.

Jiang Bai quickly shivered and expelled Deadpool’s car accident face from his mind.

I don’t know if Deadpool really didn’t find out that something was wrong or was playing the fool, anyway, he was having fun, or maybe he thought of his Vanessa who never showed up and didn’t know where he was buried.

“Hulk! Have you thought about it? Stay here, you see here are all people like you, no one cares if you will smash things, and no one will stop you from what you want to do! ”

Jiang Bai gave Logan a look, and Logan pulled a cigar back from his clothes and walked over to Deadpool’s current long golden hair.

“Big green, look at it!!”

Well, three sharp claws directly penetrated Deadpool’s neck, and with a light stroke, a head was held by Logan in his hand.

And Deadpool’s body is still groping in himself, exploring the secrets of the body.

“Rogan! Can you please stop chopping my neck every time? Don’t know that Uncle Deadpool’s neck has taken a lot of insurance? ”

Logan was unmoved, and directly threw Deadpool’s head into his own arms: “Then you should ask if the insurance company is lying to you, others must be insured to prevent accidents, you take out insurance, it must be that the insurance company feels that you can’t use it, just cheating some money!” ”

Hulk blinked his eyes and suddenly felt that the people here seemed to be really similar to himself, and they were quite different.

“Stone Devil!”

Jiang Bai waved his hand and summoned a stone demon in front of the Hulk: “Look, I’m the same, the people here are actually oppressed by those militaries like you, so we gathered together to report for warmth, you don’t always think that the army comes to you for trouble every day, right?” ”

“Although the army can’t really hurt you, you always have to sleep and rest, and the army here definitely doesn’t dare to come looking for trouble!”

“Hey, hey!! Jiang Bai, you are too much! You make up stories and make up stories why make a stone man stand on me? ”

Stark’s disgruntled voice suddenly remembered coming from under the stone demon’s feet.

“Aren’t you a genius? You yourself will not come out? Could it be that this genius Mr. Stark can’t even control his hands and feet? ”

“Damn Jiang Bai!!! When you graduated from prenatal education, no one told you to respect rich people? ”

Jiang Bai raised his eyebrows: “Not really, on the one hand, my education is to tell me to respect the old and love the young, cut the grass and remove the roots, I really haven’t taught how to deal with rich people, it just so happens that you are the richest person here, otherwise you teach me?” ”

“Damn! How did Norman’s donkey face get you a doctorate title? ”

Tony Stark held his breath for a long time and finally came up with a sentence: “Get me out quickly!” If I don’t get it out, my waist will really be trampled on!! ”

Jiang Bai waved his hand to disperse the stone demon: “Maybe this is personal charm, unlike some people, who say how powerful they are, and they can’t pull their faces to ask for help when it’s critical!” ”

“If you want to see the great Tony Stark crying for help in a low voice, then don’t you hurry up and get me out of the warframe?”

“You are questioning, you also know that I am of Chinese descent, and my English is not very good.”

“A million!”

Jiang Bai smiled heartily: “Hulk, you see that this tin man wants to use one million to get himself out of that tin skin, I see that you only have one big pants on your body, presumably not very rich, right?” ”

“A million, get him out and transfer it immediately!! Break his limbs without transfers! ”

Hulk scratched his hair and looked at Jiang Bai suspiciously and then at Stark on the ground. Suddenly a loud yell: “Hulk!!! ”

As soon as he grabbed Stark and hit the ground, it was a mess, and the stone slabs on the jumping ground were torn apart and flew everywhere.

Only a click was heard, and the armor on Stark’s body appeared cracked to varying degrees. The ground has been smashed out of a large pit more than half a meter deep.

“Stop, stop, stop!! Hulk, you can actually try the tearing method! If you smash the whole yard like this, you will be smashed away! ”

Hulk carried Stark to his eyes and looked at it, and found that the armor on Stark’s body had been cracked so that Stark could be seen inside.

Grabbing the helmet of the armor with one hand and grabbing the legs of the armor with the other, he pulled out a large shrimp called Stark with a click like peeling crayfish.

Stark plopped down on the pit: “Ahem, cough!! Jiang Bai, don’t you have a better way to get me out? ”

Jiang Bai frowned slightly, took a deep breath and pretended to think seriously: “How about letting Wade come?” He’s cheaper! ”

Suddenly a big green hand stretched out in front of Stark: “Money!” ”

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After painstaking haggling, Hulk discovered that his own bank card had long been frozen and could not be used.

Stark hugged the Hulk, who had changed back to his normal appearance, and said, “Green skin, I can help you buy a house near here, but you have to help me test the new warframe!” ”

“I: I don’t hand over the green skin, my name is Bruce Banner, and that giant form is called Hulk made by military experiments!! ”

“Okay green skin, what do you think of living behind Jiang Bai, if someone from the military comes to arrest you again in the future, you can directly grab Jiang Bai and throw it at those people!”

“My name is Bruce Banner!”

“Knowing the green skin, do you want a million or not!”

Bruce Banner touched his hair and said firmly: “My name is Bruce Banner!” ”

“Okay, I got the green skin!”

Jiang Bai only found out at this time that it was no wonder that so many villains had to pinch Stark’s neck first when they hit him. Although this mouth is not as broken as Deadpool, it is damaged enough.

Seeing that Bruce Banner began to show green skin and his height began to change, Stark quickly held his hand: “Hello hello!” Dr. Banner looked up for a long time!!! ”

“I heard that Dr. Banner, you are an expert in high-energy physics, and it just so happens that the power of my Ark reactor is too low, and I am inviting you to Stark Industries as an energy consultant!!”

Bruce Banner was transformed by Stark’s operation, and the skin on his body was green and white, just like having green psoriasis.

Logan finally finished his cigar in his mouth and asked, “Shouldn’t you pay attention to Little Bread and Deadpool?” ”

“The two of them haven’t changed back yet, so our water source won’t really have problems, right?”

“Isn’t that right, don’t we still have foodie tablecloths?” Logan you can use wine instead of water in the future! ”

Although Jiang Bai said so, several people present still gathered around Deadpool and Peter Parker…

Stark grabbed Bruce Banner’s hand and poked at Deadpool’s bulging chest muscles: “Dr. Banner, is it true how it feels?” ”

Banner turned red as soon as he practiced, and quickly shook his head: “The force is too light and I don’t feel it!” ”

“What are you doing? What are you doing around Uncle Deadpool! ”

Deadpool’s sudden snort startled everyone.

“Touch ten dollars once!!”

Deadpool hurriedly pressed his head up.

A hug over Parker, who was shocked that he had turned into a blonde beauty and couldn’t slow down, straightened his chest: “He only needs three pieces!” ”

Jiang Bai and Norman looked at each other and were found by Logan only to quickly take two steps back and stretch out their wolf paws: “You two don’t think about me doing experiments!” ”

Jiang Bai pouted regretfully: “Then you can only use Stark!” After all, Dr. Banner is not familiar with us in case he becomes a beautiful girl with super huge chest muscles, we will buy him a top that will never break. ”

“I’m Tony Stark, the greatest genius!! Even if I was bitten to death by a dog today, I will not be your experimental specimen! ”

Jiang Bai’s eyes lit up: “Mary Jane, satisfy him!” ”

Mary Jane, who had been standing on the sidelines, swallowed Stark with Dr. Banner next to her.

Deadpool took the opportunity to run into the house and find a pot with water and flush it out.

“Mary Jane is good, Uncle Deadpool help you gargle!!”

Mary Jane opened her mouth, and a pot of cold water was poured directly on Stark and Banner, directly pouring the two from head to toe.

Others hurriedly stepped back and stood in a row waiting for the change.

For a minute or two, Stark cursed while wiping the mixed dog saliva and cold water splashed by Deadpool from his face with his hand.

“It doesn’t seem to be a water problem.”

“How can Deadpool become a woman if he doesn’t do anything other than run to 1.5 and get some cold water?”

Norman’s eyes lit up as he looked at his son Harry and suddenly said, “Do you say it could be the bottle of liquid that looked like water that you drank before?” ”

Jiang Bai suddenly felt that his gaze was like a sword shining on him: “Don’t look at me, if there is a problem with the bottle I gave, why is Harry okay?” ”

Harry stepped back timidly under everyone’s eyes as if they were about to unravel him, “Could it be because Deadpool and Parker drank cold water later?” ”

“Harry!!”

Deadpool grabbed Harry’s arm: “As Uncle Deadpool’s little henchman, Uncle Deadpool will decide that we are good sisters from today onwards!” ”

After saying that, he picked up Harry and threw him directly into Mary Jane’s mouth. Harry panicked and quickly called for help: “Dad!” Father!!! ”

Deadpool took advantage with a grin: “Oh, we will be good sisters after a good son!!! ”

Norman helplessly looked at Deadpool and touched Jiang Bai and asked, “Do you say that I am in a hurry to have another one now?” ”

Jiang Bai suddenly widened his eyes and looked at Norman with surprise, and asked sneakily, “Have you taken a fancy to Parker?” He was too young to be Harry’s mother, right? ”