As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

Chapter 70 There are only two dangers in this world called S.H.I.E.L.D.

After a full day of aftermath and cleaning up the battlefield on General Ross’s side, all the wounded from various countries have been transported home for treatment.

Colonel Rhodes was once again stuffed with a speech and began to announce the outcome of this battle with the aliens before he was knocked down.

“After four hours of hard work! Total annihilation of alien robots! ”

“We dispatched, a total of 100,000 soldiers, thousands of tanks and various armored vehicles.”

“Two aircraft carrier formations, already thousands of helicopter formations!!”

“We have proclaimed to the civilizations of the universe the power of the earth!! Aliens are vulnerable!!! ”

“From today, we earthlings can declare to the entire universe that human beings are not the objects of wanton bullying in the universe!!!!

“Let’s celebrate the victory!! In the face of the cannon fire that covered the sky, aliens are so vulnerable!! Let those who make movies despair, there will be no alien invasion in future movies, and humans can only be beaten!!! ”

Saying that, the big screen behind Colonel Rhodes directly switched to the video of yesterday’s artillery saturation attacks pinning those Decepticons who rushed up for unknown reasons to a position of twelve kilometers.

At a glance at the viewing angle, you can tell that it was taken by a spy satellite.

In the picture, artillery shells and missiles cover the sky, the battlefield smoke is filled with fire and explosions, and the charging Decepticons are menacing like a flood rushing towards the dam.

However, it was still not able to break through the fire blockade.

Under the intensive artillery fire, it turned into metal parts flying in the sky.31

Huge craters on the ground are connected to form a chasm that stretches for an unknown number of kilometers. No matter how frantic the charge of these alien robots, they will not be able to cross this chasm.

The reporter below immediately asked enthusiastically: “May I ask Colonel Rhodes, is it General Ross who commands the operation this time?” ”

Rhode cursed secretly in his heart: “It must be a trust who received money, bah don’t face!” ”

Immediately leaked his white big plate teeth smiled and nodded: “Of course!” Only a brave and fearless person like General Ross can command such a wonderful battle!! ”

“Still have questions?”

“May I ask Colonel Rhodes, is it really a complete annihilation of aliens? Is alien technology really vulnerable? ”

“Excuse me, which newspaper are you from?”

“Daily Horn!”

“Okay, Mr. Reporter, the technology of the aliens is the same as you see in the video, they command the dense station and then charge together, there is no tactical research at all, if it were not for the first time to fight with aliens, in fact, it would not have required so much firepower.”

“Even, I dare to say that as long as our two aircraft carrier formations can easily solve them!”

“All along, we have imagined humans themselves to be too weak!!”

“Colonel Rhodes…”

“Colonel I’m…”

After finally coping with these reporters’ questions, Rhode quickly turned around and walked behind the scenes, until he couldn’t see the reporter and quickly patted his already smiling cheek.

At this time, people all over the world were paying attention to this war against aliens, and learned that various countries directly eliminated all aliens without the people knowing it.

Immediately cheered, hugged each other, and people on the street casually pulled over a person to hug and gnaw. Everyone is immersed in the lie that earthlings are powerful.

Everyone has a strong sense of pride in their hearts.

“That’s our army!!! You see that’s the army of our country!! ”

“See that tank? That’s our country!! ”

“What is a tank? Is it known who made these weapons? It is made by the military-industrial complex of our country!! ”

Of course, there are also some people who like to sing the opposite tune, especially in the country of bald eagles, which advocate happy education, and the French rooster, who likes to surrender the most.

Less than two hours after Rhodes’ press conference, all sorts of strange organizations marched through the streets.

They held up signs that read “Alien lives matter!” Parading everywhere with signs directly caused traffic paralysis.

Shouting: “We must respect the human rights of aliens!!” We are a free country where aliens can”

“Joining the Bald Eagle Nationality!!!”

“We’re going to protect aliens from harm? ookom！ ”

“Aliens should have the same rights as humans!!”

“They are a minority!! Racial discrimination in the military!!! ”

“Stop the military from persecuting alien races!! Humans should communicate with aliens in a friendly way!! ”

“This is genocide!! We are a civilized country, how can we do such cruel things? ”

There are all kinds of organizations, and some even deliberately hold the kind of naked parade that means that aliens don’t wear clothes, and we can’t wear clothes.

They painted all kinds of graffiti on their bodies, and held a small flag in their hands to send it to people when they saw them.

The men onlookers said that we are all gentlemen, and we are all looking for beauty with appreciative eyes. After Jiang Bai found out, he regretted watching Deadpool and Stark roll on the ground.

It’s a pity that I couldn’t visit such an interesting thing.

Early the next morning, everyone who was about to run to the desert again to eat sand was blocked by Natasha.

“Aren’t you going back to report to work? How did you run back so quickly? ”

Natasha still wearing her tight combat uniform that has not changed for 10,000 years, ruffled her hair and said, “I just used to talk to Coulson about the battle situation and details at that time.” ”

“And even if I don’t go back, Nick Fury can’t know the specific situation at that time from satellite monitoring, I just add a little detail.”

“I’m now your liaison with S.H.I.E.L.D. and of course I’m coming back to work!”

“Then don’t you hurry up and drive?”

Jiang Bai waved his hand, since the driver is back, he doesn’t hurry to work.

Natasha rolled her eyes: “Nick Fury said that the blue-skinned apocalypse and Megatron were found by the military!” ”

Jiang Bai walked past Natasha with Laura in his arms and said, “Military? If you find it, you will find it, that is, the military will not take away the body, and it is not to be taken away by you S.H.I.E.L.D. alone. ”

In Jiang Bai’s consciousness, there are only two dangers in the world. One is the danger created by S.H.I.E.L.D.

The other is the danger created by the Bald Eagle military.

Basically, in addition to looking for these two institutions, you can definitely find the right owner.

Even if the Decepticons fell from the sky this time, Jiang Bai didn’t believe that Nick Fury’s black brine egg really didn’t know where the source of the fire was, and really needed Optimus Prime to give the location.

Everything related to aliens in the world is under the surveillance of S.H.I.E.L.D., something as huge as buried in the Hoover Dam, how could S.H.I.E.L.D. not know.

Everyone got on the kind off-road vehicle arranged by Stark and headed to their destination under the guidance of Amelia.

Do people who have not paid much attention to the location of the pyramid think that the pyramid is in the desert, far from the city? In fact, the nearest pyramid is only fifteen kilometers away from Luo, which means that you can actually see it from the city.

But this time Jiang Bai where they are going is really far away, in Amelia’s words, it takes a day and a night to drive, hundreds of kilometers are still there.

Natasha’s face turned green when she heard it.

Jiang Bai hurriedly appeased Natasha and said, “It’s okay big niece, you can let the car drive automatically when you are tired, this is Stark’s modified car, and artificial intelligence is pressed inside, right, Jarvis!” ”

An electronic voice came from the horn in the car: “It’s Mr. Jiang, Jarvis can control the vehicle to drive automatically!” ”

Natasha’s face turned even more green after hearing this voice: “You guys…. You guys, I’m a liaison, not a driver!! ”

“Get to know the eldest niece well, drive quickly, pay attention to the front, driving is not standardized for relatives and two lines of tears!!”

After driving out of Cairo, the car drove for more than three hours, and the air conditioning inside the car could not withstand the heat outside.

The body of the car seems to be melted into molten iron, and sitting in it is like a sardines about to be steamed. Deadpool shouted, “Uncle Deadpool can’t stand it!!! Damn battery man! What kind of broken car are you? ”

“Can’t you even afford an air conditioner 127?”

After experiencing these days of getting along with Stark, everyone found that as long as you say to him, Stark has no money, Stark has an average level of industrial things, Stark is not as good as his father or his level of girls.

Stark immediately exploded, and immediately began to discuss with you that he was the richest man in the world and a genius inventor.

“Damn ugly, you’re going to stick to the air conditioner yourself!!! Have you never been in a car? ”

“A poor ghost like you should be thrown out and walk by yourself!!”

“Damn battery man! Uncle Deadpool never needs to walk!! Every beautiful woman who sees me is willing to take the initiative to get out of the car to meet me!! ”

Jiang Bai also felt hot sitting in the car, and the Chinese military off-road vehicle he was riding in when he fought the Decepticons before was actually hotter than the car arranged by Stark.

But at that time, everyone was going to fight aliens, and they didn’t care whether the car was hot or not, and now everyone came out with the idea of sightseeing.

People are creatures, and a little change in mentality can lead to different results.

For example, a man is very good to a woman, caring and meticulous care. Generally speaking, the result is to lick the dog and not die well.

But if this man is lukewarm to this woman, suddenly one day he is particularly attentive, and then becomes lukewarm, generally speaking, the result is that this woman thinks that this is a male god, usually cold, but gentle in heart.

You see, what if it’s all the same man? This is the state of mind, in fact, it is a kind of self-hypnosis.

Now Jiang Bai and they feel like this, the whole desert is desolate and full of sand, and they have not met a single animal or plant or the like after driving for several hours.

The mentality is not good at once.

Jiang Bai saw that Deadpool and Stark were pinching each other again and quickly shouted, “Sit down!” Sky Frost Fist!! ミ.”

In an instant, the temperature in the entire car directly dropped to the freezing point, and layers of frost appeared in the car, and everyone shivered and stared at Jiang Bai fiercely.