As soon as I crossed the United States, I met the pervert of Deadpool.

“Where did you get the news?”

Jiang Bai is not surprised that Deadpool knows Wolverine, and Deadpool himself has joined the X-Men, but this world is obviously a comprehensive world, is Deadpool still an X-Men?

What makes Jiang Bai wonder is how Deadpool knew that Wolverine had a daughter, after all, the last news from the X-Men was five years ago, and now the world believes that these mutants have disappeared.

Wolverine, as the main character in the X-Men, has long disappeared from public view.

“There was a company tasked with catching a group of kids, saying that one of the little girls was Rogan’s daughter, and I can’t wait to see what my children and I are like!!!! Deadpool squeezed Tinker Bell fiercely with one hand and looked intoxicated, as if he really had some ulterior relationship with Wolverine.

“How much?”

“What?”

“How much does the company give for this mission?”

Jiang Baicai doesn’t care what the company who doesn’t know the name does to catch Wolverine’s daughter, he just wants to make money to go to the lottery, when the money is in hand, it’s a big deal to sell Deadpool and let Wolverine’s daughter go.

Deadpool grabbed Tinker Bell hard and put his hand on his nose and asked, with an intoxicated look on his face and said slowly: “There is no failed mission when Uncle Deadpool strikes, they must have taken a fancy to my handsome ass when they found Uncle Deadpool!!!! ”

Looking at Deadpool’s face like the scene of the car accident, and then looking at his tight ass that was strangled by tights, Jiang Bai said that Deadpool is very self-aware, and indeed your ass is much better than your face.

“I have to say, Wade, your aesthetic vision is improving really fast, but can you tell me how much money the company decides to pay for us to help?”

“What asked us to help?” Deadpool jumped up as if he had been picked off his tail: “Obviously asking Uncle Deadpool to help!!! You’re just a little follower!!!! ”

After spending a night with Deadpool, Jiang Bai found that this abnormal brain pervert, if you want to know useful information from him, you need to guide yourself, otherwise maybe his broken mouth can say something, the key is that it is likely to keep talking.

“Ah, yes, yes! Uncle Deadpool is awesome, so how much did they spend on Uncle Deadpool and his little henchman? ”

“Little follower, Uncle Deadpool’s ass is itching now, come and serve!!!!”

“Click!!”

“Woohoo~~~~”

Jiang Bai gave up the idea in his mind just now, fuck the guidance, and must use violence against this brain remnant.

Suddenly stood up and kicked Deadpool’s Tinker Bell again, clattering two eggs.

“Wade, I think it’s better to ask you directly when you are going to go, if you go late, the money may be someone else’s!”

“Also, I think it may not work to throw you into the acid pool in the factory, maybe put you under the steamroller and grind you into a meat puree, and then take your tinkerbell out and set it aside, maybe you can grow another talking head by then!”

“Really?” Deadpool suddenly hugged Jiang Bai’s thigh from holding Tinker Bell in pain: “Can you really grow another talking head?” Let’s try it now, shall we? ”

“Forget it, it seems that it is better for me to go to Vanessa, she should be easier to talk, I look so handsome, maybe she will take the initiative to throw herself into the arms!”

“Dad, let’s go together! Vanessa also likes Uncle Deadpool’s handsome face!! We could roll the sheets together for the three of us!! Oh, I love you ~~~”

“Until then, though, Uncle Deadpool wants to give my lovely daughter a gift!”

Although it sounds like Deadpool doesn’t seem to care much about his girlfriend, who no one knows exactly where.

But Deadpool said something out of tune while standing up and tidying up the crooked little schoolbag behind him.

……

“Where is the employer you are talking about?”

Riding in a car that Deadpool didn’t know where to steal, I finally arrived at the meeting point my employer said after a tiring journey of day and night.

Don’t ask why you don’t fly somewhere that takes so long to drive, you shouldn’t ask two poor ghosts such a sharp question.

“Isn’t it lying on the ground? You see their sleeping position is too unsightly, Uncle Deadpool should teach them how to maintain a handsome sleeping position!! ”

With that, Deadpool kicked the speeding car door, staggered near a corpse, plopped down on his knees and began to rip off his clothes.

Jiang Bai pushed open the door on the other side and looked at the surroundings, which was an abandoned smelting plant near the train track, corpses and scattered weapon shells on the ground, and several damaged off-road vehicles nearby.

Judging by the attire of the corpses on the ground, it seems that the dead should all be a gang, and their enemies did not leave corpses.

The corpse had gunshot wounds and wounds pierced by sharp weapons.

“Wade, these are your employers? So, this mission is yellow? Our money is gone? ”

“Hey! Little follower, don’t you see that Uncle Deadpool is recovering our losses? Come and help me take off his pants, maybe he has gold bars in his pants!!! ”

Just when Jiang Bai was thinking about whether to learn whether Deadpool began to pick up the corpse to recover some losses, a mobile phone suddenly ringed on a corpse.

Deadpool grabbed the phone and connected.

“Hey! Here is the service hotline for Deadpool and his little follower, please press one if you need Deadpool service, press two if you need Deadpool and his little assistant to serve, and press two if you need door-to-door service…..”

“Rogan?”

Throwing away the phone, Deadpool stood up and said, “It was Logan who called, he said he was going to kill us all, and now somewhere is waiting for me to go over and kick his ass!” ”

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