Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Liu Tianhe knelt and prayed, crying bitterly, with a look of self-blame and guilt, thinking that he had harmed Liu Dahai and Liu Dongdong.

Liu Tao and others were surprised, and for the first time knew that the sea and Dongdong had gone to the Eternal Land.

"Old ancestor, Dahai and Dongdong?..." Liu Liuhai asked, but as soon as he spoke, he saw the ancestor wave his hand.

Old ancestor Liu Fan said with a smile: "Don't worry, the sea and Dongdong are safe!"

Liu Tianhe anxiously said: "But--!"

"It's nothing, the ancestors will bless them!" Liu Fan said, turning around and walking into the hall.

Liu Tianhe was anxious to ask, Liu Tao hurriedly blocked him, and whispered: "Stop talking, you are questioning the ancestor. Are you angry if you don't see the ancestor?!"

Liu Erhai echoed: "Yes, the old ancestor must be angry."

Liu Tianhe was taken aback.

Did I anger my ancestors when I first came? !

"Our old Liu family may not work, but the ancestors blessed the most, do you still doubt? Can the ancestors not be angry?" Liu Tao said.

He looked at Liu Tianhe deeply and said through the sound transmission: "After all, we are all people who have thrown away our ancestors. To believe the words of the ancestors is like believing that the ancestor's body protection gas can kill all enemies!"

Liu Tianhe nodded, glanced at the Heavenly Emperor Hall, and said, "Then I'll go and admit a mistake to the ancestor."

Liu Tao said, "Go, sweeter." As he said, he turned and hooked his finger towards Wuhai, "Wuhai, give me a cigarette!"

Liu Wuhai grinned and handed a cigarette distressedly.

"Come on, Tianhe, take this cigarette in. If the ancestor is still angry, you will find the opportunity to light the cigarette. You don't need to ask the ancestor whether to smoke or not, just let the ancestor make a sound, and you will be inserted into the mouth of the ancestor like lightning. in."

Liu Tao confessed seriously, turning around and asking Liu Wuhai if he had anything to add.

Because of coaxing the ancestors, especially putting cigarettes in their mouths, Liu Wuhai is the expert in this way!

Liu Wuhai rolled his eyes and said, "Put a cigarette into your ancestor's mouth like you did. I guess you haven't inserted the cigarette yet. I guess he was slapped to death by the ancestor!"

Liu Tianhe was taken aback and hurriedly asked Liu Wuhai. Seeing that Liu Wuhai seemed to be lacking in interest, he immediately took out a can of dry tobacco and handed it to Liu Wuhai.

"This is brought from our hometown of Liu's sacred mountain, the original flavor, I know how good Wuhai is, so before flying, I brought you a can specially."

Liu Tianhe smiled and said, "Don't look at the small pot, it's a strange treasure, enough to hold the next planet, the smoke in it, I filled you about half a planet, don't be afraid of expiration, the pot is In a state of stoppage time, keep fresh forever."

Liu Wuhai suddenly closed his eyes open and smiled.

Then, he spoke to Liu Tianhe generously.

"Actually, if you wait for your ancestors to smoke, you can't talk about smoking. If your ancestor’s mouth has **** eyes, how can it be said that it’s penetration?! To say filial piety, filial piety to the ancestors for smoking!"

"You have to tell jokes and jokes just before you respect your ancestors and eat cigarettes, whether it's meat or vegetarian, just make your ancestors laugh."

"At the moment when the ancestor is amused, the ancestor’s mouth will split because of the laugh. If the ancestor laughs, his mouth will definitely open into an O shape. At that moment, you shoot like lightning and insert the cigarette into the mouth of the ancestor. in."

"The ancestors were already happy. Just closing their mouths at the moment, they can smoke. The ancestors are naturally more comfortable and happy. In this way, the ancestors will be happy and will not be angry with you."

Liu Wuhai said slowly, analyzing layer by layer, explaining to Liu Wuhai the detailed process of smoking filial piety to his ancestors.

Liu Tianhe was stunned, Liu Tao and Liu Erhai opened their eyes, Liu Liuhai's eyes widened, and he took a breath.

I thought that the ancestors loved Liu Wuhai because of partiality, so I knew at this moment that Wuhai, as a companion, really had a way of coaxing the ancestors.

Liu Liuhai said that he had learned what he had learned, and he was determined to have a chance in the future, and he would like to stick a cigarette to his ancestor.

But is Wu Hai telling the truth? Are there key points that have not been said?

As the saying goes, cats still give a lesson to tigers. Is Liu Wuhai so generous? !

But at this moment, he has benefited a lot!

then.

The four of them glanced at each other, raised their hands in unison, and started to chirp for Liu Wuhai.

"Papa Papa..."

Liu Wuhai heard the applause fiercely, and couldn't help but smiled proudly. He lighted up a dry tobacco pot and smoked it. His eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking...

Three inches of Cucumber gave Liu Tianhe a plate of cucumbers he had just planted so that Liu Tianhe would not go in empty-handed.

Then he gave Liu Tao, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai a cucumber to eat.

"This is for honoring the patriarch and a few elders, please eat!" Xiao Cucumber smiled three inches, jumping around on the ground.

Liu Tao smiled and ate a bite of cucumber. The mouth was crispy and sweet, and with a strong medicinal fragrance, it reached the flame of Wannian Baoyao.

At this time, he noticed that the Cucumber had not been seen for a while, and it had already stepped into the ancestral realm with half its foot.

"Ah! Cucumber, it's amazing! You may be the first cucumber to cultivate to this level since the beginning of the world!" Liu Tao praised sincerely.

Both Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai nodded.

Liu Wuhai's heart moved, suddenly a light flashed in his hand, and there was something more, and he smiled: "Look, San Cun, see what this is?!"

Cucumber jumped three inches in a spring, and landed on Liu Wuhai's wrist, staring wide-eyed.

In Liu Wuhai's hands, there was a mass of black things, exuding the smell of primitive and ancient shit, very vicissitudes of life, and a breath of time.

At the same time, it was still breathing, as if it had a heartbeat, but it was sealed by Liu Wuhai and could not move.

"Ah, this thing is incredible, it seems to be a fetish!"

When Liu Tao, Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai saw it, they were also curious. They couldn't see what it was, but it must be a **** to perceive the breath of its ancient vicissitudes.

At the same time, Liu Tao and Liu Liuhai were curious about where they had seen this thing.

Liu Wuhai glanced at Liu Liuhai with a smile, and said, "Liu Hai, this thing is a magical medicine, you can try it."

Liu Liuhai's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and tapped a bit, intending to taste it in the mouth, but the closer the breath became, the more foul-smelling it got, making Liu Liuhai feel nauseous and vomiting.

I was wondering what kind of magic medicine this was, and it smelled so bad.

Cucumber three inches, but suddenly cried out in surprise: "Ah! Hahaha, this is a poop! What an ancient poop, it has been at least 100,000 years old, and it has become a fine one!"

"Fifth Elder, what kind of terrible creature's **** is this?!"

With a word, Liu Liuhai immediately froze, then his face turned pale, the blood on the right side turned red, and finally turned blue, his face full of anger and suffocation.

He raised his eyes, looked at Liu Wuhai, and shouted: "Wuhai, I will kill you!"

"Do you think I am Yang Shouan, you can eat this food at will?!"

"Wow!"

Liu Wuhai threw this refined ancient **** to Cucumber three inches, and said anxiously: "This thing has become a refined, with half a step of the strength of the Supreme Void Realm. After you go back, peel off a trace of yourself. Don't plant yourself badly..."

After speaking, he ran out of sight.

Behind him, Liu Liuhai roared and chased him wildly, unable to catch Liu Wuhai. Anger tore down Liu Wuhai’s main hall, and then quietly sprinkled a bubble on the dry smoke that Liu Wuhai had planted in the back garden...

"Hehehe... Wu Hai, don't think I can't cure you..."

Liu Liuhai lifted his pants and left triumphantly.

"Wu Hai shouldn't use this cigarette to smoke the old ancestor? Then I will be miserable!"

"It should not be so coincidental! I think too much."

Liu Liuhai shook his head, hummed "The girl next door is called Xiaofang", and went back cheerfully.

...

After Liu Xiaoxiao came to Heavenly Emperor City, he was very excited, and even more excited than him was his cheap master Yuwen ancestor.

At this moment, Liu Xiaoxiao, Yuwen's ancestor, and Yuwen's ancestor are disciples, and a group of people are shopping.

Passing by the Zuichun Tower in Mentingruo City, the ancestor Yuwen sighed: "Poor and sad, why do men look for Huawenyue? Single, is he bad? Boy, isn't it fragrant?!"

Behind him, ten disciples said in unison: "Single is good, the boy's body fragrant!"

Upon hearing this, the ancestor Yuwen smiled with relief, and turned his head to find that Liu Xiaoxiao seemed absent-minded, so he asked Liu Xiaoxiao what happened.

Liu Xiaoxiao said with a long gaze: "I'm thinking, how can we grow our single holy place, look at the people in this street, but basically there are families and sects, we first came to the single holy place, how to develop in the future, I can't do anything. ."

Upon hearing this, the ancestor Yuwen was immediately relieved and moved, Xiao Xiao deserved to be his most proud disciple.

"Xiao Xiao, you are a descendant of the Liu family, and a descendant of the Emperor of Heaven. With this relationship, our single holy land can definitely grow stronger."

The big disciple Zuo Ning said with a smile, and everyone laughed when they said what everyone was saying.

When they arrived in the Taixu realm, the streets were full of ancestral realms, dominating realms, and even the Prophet could see them in half a step. They felt a lot of pressure. Thanks to the relationship between Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family, they were relieved a lot. .

Liu Xiaoxiao's face suddenly paled when he heard the words. He remembered the vow he had made at the beginning that he would never marry unless his ancestor was resurrected.

But now, the ancestor is resurrected, and the second elder talks to him every day, holding the Yuelao picture album, and constantly introducing him to this saint and that goddess.

so annoying! Who loves the saint, who loves the goddess, give it to him for free!

Liu Xiaoxiao has been quite distressed these few days. He gritted his teeth, turned his head to look at the ancestor Yuwen, and said seriously: "Master, brothers and sisters, I have a showdown, I may have to say goodbye to being single!"

"what?!"

"Why?"

"Little girl, don't scare me, why do you suddenly say goodbye to being single? Who is that woman, senior sister go and kill him!"

The ancestor Yuwen and a group of seniors in the single holy land were shocked, and the only Xiaomanyao senior sister was even more furious, with murderous expressions on her face, as if she had seen her father and enemy murdered.

With such a fierce appearance, the ancestor Yuwen and several senior brothers who watched all had their eyelids twitched. What happened to Senior Sister Xiaomanyao (junior sister)? !

Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help being surprised. He raised his eyes, and his eyes just met the beautiful eyes of the senior sister. The moment his eyes touched, the senior sister's face flushed and he turned away.

All the people present were the emperor with the lowest level of cultivation. The big disciples Zuo Ning and the ancestor Yuwen were even more of the ancestral realm. All of a sudden they saw the blush on the face of Senior Sister Xiaomanyao. A terrible thought emerged Their minds, everyone's bodies froze.

The ancestor Yuwen rowed on his knees, and Yang Tian howled: "The ancestors of the single holy land, my culture and I'm sorry to you, my own disciples, the **** looked at mung beans and looked right. This is a crime! "

"We are a holy place for singles, singles are beautiful, I am single, I am happy, but now, my disciples are actually in love, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

The ancestor Yuwen burst into tears when he talked about his sadness.

Several disciples ~www.ltnovel.com~ hurriedly comforted Yuwen ancestor.

Liu Xiaoxiao and Senior Sister Xiaomanyao, bewildered, glanced at each other, the moment they collided, they quickly avoided, but secretly looked at each other curiously.

Looking around this time, both of them put on "colored" eyes!

"Huh?! I didn't find that Senior Sister Xiaomanyao's waist is really thin, with her belly button exposed. It's a bit sexy, and her skin is very white. It seems that she has small dimples..."

"Huh! The younger brother must have thought about me at night, and even did something shameful, otherwise, how could his left hand be faster than the master, and he wouldn’t be so scared that I would not even dare to look at it. It's obviously a guilty conscience, hehehe..."

The two of them were doing psychological actions here. The ancestor Yuwen, who had just been relieved of his breath, saw this scene, and couldn't help but feel sad again. He glared at them and said angrily: "You...you even spread dog food in public?!"

"Today, what day is it? Is it the Qixi Festival? Why are you doing this to the old man?!"

ps: Dear book friends, happy Qixi Festival!

_