American TV series World Rescue

Chapter 164: If you act casually, you are not a human being

California.

Pasadena.

"separate?"

When Senior Brother Du Jun heard this, a light flashed in his eyes again: "What's going on?"

"I don't know either……"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu magically said sadly: "Maybe it's my work problem, senior brother. As you know, the boss of the publishing house always asks me to draw some weird things that I don't want to draw..."

"Love becomes a three-legged cat girl?"

Senior brother Du Jun understood instantly.

"Um."

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqi said in aggrieved tone: "It's not enough to just transform into a girl. He also asked me to transform into a cat girl with three legs in love... Is two pounds of flesh really that important? I draw positive energy comics, how can I do that?" Degenerated to the point of living on two pounds of meat!”

"What's wrong? The price of pork has increased now, not to mention two pounds of meat that is ten times heavier than Qingyi Sanqian!"

Senior Brother Du Jun said disapprovingly: "Besides, who do you think you are? The god of medicine? You are just a cartoonist from an island country. The tradition of our island country is just these two pounds of meat. Do you still want to give up the tradition?"

"why not?"

On the other end of the phone, Guangu Qiqi said unconvinced: "Breaking tradition, innovating and developing is what aspiring young people pursue! Look at the Hollywood blockbusters that exported culture all over the world, why are they now dying? No It’s because they didn’t think about making progress after success, blindly pursued special effects, and formatted the most basic stories to the point where they were inferior to the other side of the drama. How far has it declined now! Don’t our island nation’s comics industry learn some lessons?”

"Aspiring young people?"

Senior Brother Du Jun sneered: "I think you are a naive young man! You only said that Hollywood blockbusters have declined, but why didn't you talk about the majesty of Hollywood blockbusters in those years?

Do the comics of our island country only have two pounds of meat? of course not! Those hot nosebleed stories are the real gems! As long as the human race does not perish, this kind of routine based on the original human instinct will make our island country comics have great potential!

If we don’t pursue models that have been successful and have been proven to be successful, are we still deliberately looking for setbacks? Don't listen to the critics! They are all out of touch with the masses!

They think they are old people and look down on novices, but the number of novices that keeps growing every year is our target group! How many middle-aged and elderly people still read comics? Not to mention your love three-legged cat! "

"But someone has to find a new successful model, right?"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqiu was still unconvinced and said: "If others don't do it, then I can only do it!"

"very good!"

Senior Brother Du Jun smiled and said: "Junior Brother, you are very good!"

"Really?"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu magically said in surprise: "Elder brother, do you really think so?"

"certainly!"

Senior Brother Du Jun smiled and said: "I admire your courage very much. The future of the island nation's comics rests on your shoulders."

"Thank you, Senior Brother, for your encouragement. I will definitely work harder!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu, who was encouraged by his idol, swept away the depression of a series of blows these days, and promised excitedly: "Elder brother, do you have any other experience that you can give me some advice?"

"there is none left."

Senior Brother Du Jun smiled and said: "But I have a question to ask you!"

"Please say!"

On the other end of the phone, the curve of Guan Gu's magical mouth almost reached his ears. Holding the phone, he stood straight and secretly swore in his heart that he must be in the best possible condition to answer Senior Brother's questions.

What a glorious moment!

His idol, Senior Brother Du Jun, known as Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu, actually asked him questions one day!

"So I asked?"

"Ask, Senior Brother!"

“What’s Xiaoxue’s WeChat ID?”

"..."

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

Senior brother Du Jun was a little embarrassed to speak for a while. After all, this question seemed a bit unethical, but as a single father, it is completely understandable for him to find a stepmother for his children, right?

Moreover, for the sake of the child's physical and mental health, the stepmother he is looking for must be good-looking and in line with the child's aesthetics. Although his child has never seen Xiaoxue, he has. At first, he was very jealous of Guangu Miracle. His He knows that children have the same aesthetics as him, and Xiaoxue fully meets the requirements.

Besides, the good news does not go to outsiders. After all, he is Guangu Magic's senior brother. Since Xiaoxue has broken up with Guangu Magic, what's the problem in introducing him to him?

They are cartoonists! And he’s also an island cartoonist! He is a literate and educated young man! Although they often stay at home and draw comics, they are not straight men and their possessiveness is not that strong!

But to be honest, I still feel a little embarrassed. After all, Xiaoxue was beaten by a monkey. Oh, no, Xiaoxue was once the magical girlfriend of his junior brother Guan Gu...

Therefore, after the words were spoken, senior brother Du Jun felt a little embarrassed for a moment when faced with the suddenly quiet atmosphere.

a long time.

"...Elder brother..."

"Junior brother, you...you haven't said why Xiaoxue broke up with you!"

The eldest brother swallowed his words before he spoke. He changed his voice and temporarily skipped the WeChat ID question that kept each other silent for a long time.

As a famous cartoonist, he didn't ask this question for nothing. On the one hand, he diverted the question to care about his junior brother's emotional problems. On the other hand, it also indirectly reminded him, don't be excited. Xiaoxue has broken up with you. Senior brother, I'm not here. Green you, really not...

"..."

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu magically adjusted silently for a long time. Between the discomfort caused by his ex-girlfriend's possessiveness and his admiration for his senior brother, he chose the latter.

“Here’s the thing, I’m broke!”

"Bankruptcy? It's not that big of a deal, right?"

Senior Brother Du Jun was shocked: "What did you do? How could you go bankrupt!"

Although the work of cartoonists is not stable, their brothers and sisters are all well-known. Not only do they have stable incomes, but they also have a lot of savings. Now I am really surprised to hear that they are bankrupt.

"It's still about the three-legged cat in love!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqi Qi also let go of his heart, eliminating the depression of his senior brother coveting his ex-girlfriend. After all, as the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head.

He is from the island country, and he has actually been aware of this kind of thing for a long time. Otherwise, they would have been so angry that they would have committed suicide in a matter of seconds!

"I invested all my savings in the publication of Love Cat. The publishing house was originally going to sign a contract with me, but their old president passed away last week. The new president didn't like my comics and insisted. I added two kilograms more, but I refused, so all the copies were returned."

"You are confused!"

Senior Brother Du Jun said with hatred: "We cartoonists are the same as those directors, screenwriters and producers. No matter how optimistic we are about our own works, we can never publish them with our own money! This is the most basic thing. Risk control, have you even forgotten this?”

"I was so excited that I forgot about it."

On the other end of the phone, Guangu Qiqi said shamefully: "Before the old president passed away, the new president started to make things difficult for me. He didn't like my love tripod and asked me to change like this. In order not to cause trouble to the old president, I just agreed to invest with my own money. Who would have thought that the new president would be so shameless that he would turn his back on others and not recognize anyone else!"

"well!"

Senior brother Du Jun sighed: "Lesson! Fortunately, you are not like me. You have no children and you are single now. Take your time. If it doesn't work, just give in to your family. After all, you are also the third generation of the Guangu family. successor!"

"no!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqiji denied it and said excitedly: "Even if I starve to death of thirst outside, I will never go back!"

"Don't get excited!"

Senior Brother Du Jun comforted him, then frowned and said, "Xiaoxue broke up with you because she heard you were bankrupt?"

Although he really wanted to find a stepmother for his child, he definitely didn't want to find a money-worshiping girl. He did have some success, fame and money, but he was past the age of giving everything for the so-called love. Only the best value for money would be suitable for him. Will consider.

"no!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu miraculously heard the meaning of the elder brother's words. He was a good man and quickly explained: "Xiaoxue didn't break up with me because of this. In fact, she proposed to break up with me before I told her that I was bankrupt." Got it!"

"why?"

Senior Brother Du Jun asked.

He must know this question! Because he and Guanyu are the same kind of people, it can even be said that he is worse than Guanyu with a child. If he doesn't understand this problem, his efforts will inevitably be in vain!

"She said I was boring!"

On the other end of the phone, Sekiya Miracle recounted Xiaoxue's breakup declaration very honestly.

"boring?"

Senior brother Du Jun's face darkened.

Boredom is what all cartoonists have in common! This is something he can't change! It seems he has no hope! But he was unwilling to ask further.

"Why do you say you are boring?"

"I don't know either."

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu was very troubled. After thinking for a while, he said, "Maybe I can't figure out what she was thinking! Now that I think about it, Xiaoxue's breakup was foreshadowed!"

"What omen?"

"Some time ago, we went out on a date at night."

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu magically smiled bitterly and said: "We are sitting opposite each other. I said, dear, what are we going to eat today..."

"Call me darling? You need to write this down! It turns out that it's not just in movies and novels, real couples are also so disgusting! Write it down! Write it down! It's been too long since I've been in love, so I need to do my homework now!"

The senior brother heard it over there, countless thoughts flashed through his mind, and he quickly took out a shorthand notebook from his pocket. This is a must-have equipment when he goes out to collect ideas and prepare for inspiration. It is also very suitable for use here now!

"...Xiaoxue smiled sweetly and said: Whatever~"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu's wry smile remained unchanged: "I just said we should eat hot pot? Then she denied it and said no, eating hot pot will cause acne on the face!

I thought about it and said, let’s eat Sichuan food? Xiaoxue denied it again. She said she just ate Sichuan food yesterday and would like to eat it again today?

I gritted my teeth and said, shall we eat seafood? Xiaoxue denied it again, saying that the seafood was not good and would cause diarrhea!

I have no choice but to ask, what do you want to eat?

She gave me another sweet and reserved smile, but said two words that gave me a headache, whatever!

I suppressed the anger surging in my heart and said let’s not eat for now, let’s do something else…”

"Doing something else? What?"

Senior Brother Du Jun couldn't help but interject. The imagination of an otaku and a cartoonist made his imagination run wild, and he said unhappily: "You won't..."

Although he and Xiaoxue haven't even gotten close to each other, a man's instinct has already subconsciously regarded Xiaoxue as his. When he thinks that his Xiaoxue may have an indescribable sex with Guangu in a restaurant or somewhere outdoors, he feels an indescribable feeling on his head. It’s so heavy, so uncomfortable!

"No, Xiaoxue shouldn't be that kind of girl. She won't agree to your evil request!"

"Whatever she says is fine!"

On the other end of the phone, Guangu Qiqi was a little surprised by his senior brother's reaction, but he still subconsciously told the situation at that time.

"Impossible! I don't believe it! Stop talking nonsense!"

Senior brother Du Jun has entered a state of no water flow.

"it is true!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqi Qi obviously didn't understand the state of the senior brother at the moment, otherwise he would definitely be glad that he didn't tell the senior brother in person, and continued: "So I suggested, let's watch a movie? I haven't watched a movie in a long time. Got it!"

"See a movie?!!"

Senior Brother Du Jun's face was twisted. In the last row of a dark cinema with only a few people, a couple was watching a midnight show... Hiss!

He is too familiar with this plot! ! ! Is there any! ! ! Many film and television novels, and even real-life candid selfies, have revealed the secrets!

That’s a man’s cinema paradise!

"How many more shows have you watched?!!! Guan Gu is magical, I really underestimated you! You are really good at it!"

Senior brother Du Jun fell into a rage of incompetence and even had a hint of rejection towards Xiaoxue.

Yes, Xiaoxue is in line with his... child's aesthetics, but such an open-minded Xiaoxue can easily become an immoral wife! After all, it is easy to be discovered if you do it too often, and then you will be photographed and threatened, and finally you have to go to the sea...

Oh my God!

He is the new big brother in the comics industry, and he must not become a source of inspiration for other people's comics!

However, Xiaoxue, it really smells good, no, it’s very beautiful... The struggling senior brother Du Jun failed to bear the essence of human beings in the end, and murmured as if he was lying to himself.

"She said no, didn't she?"

"right!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqi didn't know that countless dramas were flashing through senior brother's mind at this moment. Hearing senior brother's murmur, he quickly answered: "Xiaoxue denied it again, saying that there is nothing good about the movie! It's wasting time... …”

"Yes, yes!"

When Senior Brother Du Jun heard this, he was shocked and thought: "Cinema is a paradise cinema for men, but not for women... Most women probably don't like this. After all, they have to go to the bathroom to touch up their makeup... It's too Delay time! It must have been Sekiya who used his identity as her boyfriend to force Xiaoxue to do this! Xiaoxue is actually a good girl! That must be the case!"

"...I also suggested bowling and some sports..."

"Guan Gu is amazing! You beast!!!!"

Before he finished speaking, Senior Brother Du Jun shouted: "How could you treat Xiaoxue like this?"

"Why?"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu was stunned for a moment, really confused about Senior Brother Du Jun's reaction.

What happened to bowling?

It's not golf, no, why did I suddenly say golf, golf is nothing, why did I use golf to compare, my God, my mind was completely messed up.

"call!"

Senior Brother Du Jun took a deep breath, suppressed the rage in his heart, and said coldly: "Keep talking!"

"oh!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu heard it magically and felt that the senior brother was worthy of being a senior brother. He was indeed mysterious. Since he couldn't figure it out, he would slowly understand it in the future. For now, he should listen to the senior brother and continue talking about Xiaoxue.

"She denied it again, saying what kind of exercise is this on a hot day? Aren't you tired?"

"Humph! It would be strange if she didn't refuse!"

Senior Brother Du Jun sneered in his heart: "You are a little cartoonist, you have a little money, and you want your girlfriend to play bowling with you? What a waste!"

"...I have no choice but to continue to propose, let's have a few more cups of coffee?"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqi still didn't notice that senior brother Du Jun's thinking had been completely distorted, and continued: "Xiaoxue denied it again, saying that drinking coffee affects sleep!

I really couldn't bear it anymore, so I asked what do you want? Do you know what she said? "

"What did you say?"

Senior Brother Du Jun asked curiously.

"She is still so sweet and reserved, no matter what you say..."

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu’s magic was about to explode, and he said emotionally: “So I suppressed my anger and said, let’s just go home!

She picked up the handbag beside her and said softly and sweetly, "Look at you!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this conversation was over, but I was too naive!

I said we would take the bus and I would see you off. Xiaoxue denied it again with a double click, saying that the bus was dirty and crowded, so let it go.

I thought so, so why not take a taxi?

She denied it again, saying that such a short journey was not cost-effective!

I gritted my teeth and said, how about taking a walk?

She denied it as expected, saying that there was no way to walk on an empty stomach.

I was helpless and asked speechlessly, what do you want?

She said look at you!

I said feebly, "How about eating first?"

She said, whatever!

I repeated the original question with a wry smile: What should I eat?

She also seemed to be back a minute ago, smiling sweetly and reservedly, but she said two words that made me collapse... It doesn't matter~"

"What about the end?"

Senior brother Du Jun was also stunned by Xiaoxue's sexy tricks. For a moment, he forgot about his ex-boyfriend who was hostile to the mother of his future child and asked.

"at last?"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqiu smiled bitterly and said: "Of course we broke up on bad terms. She left in anger. My mind exploded for several days, and then I used a brand-name bag to apologize and beg for her forgiveness!"

"..."

Senior Brother Du Jun was speechless, and for a moment the idea that it was good to be single came up in his mind...

"lets change a topic!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu magically finally realized that the senior brother seemed to have asked him for Xiaoxue's WeChat ID before. When the senior brother did not speak again, he quickly changed the topic to Xiaoxue to save each other from embarrassment and hurt feelings.

"By the way, I've been learning the Biantan language recently, and I'm going to learn like you, senior brother, and travel around the world and learn about the world!"

"Oh, how was your study?"

Senior Brother Du Jun also lost the motivation to ask for Xiaoxue's WeChat ID and responded lazily.

“The language of the other shore is profound and profound, and I had a hard time learning it.”

On the other end of the phone, Guangu Qiqi said distressedly: "But it doesn't matter, after all, most people are like this! But what makes me angry is the Thai classmate in our Biangan language cram school!"

"He or she, what's wrong with you?"

Senior Brother Du Jun smiled.

"It's not what you think!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqi finally understood the color of his elder brother's words this time. He shook his head and smiled bitterly: "That Thai classmate is a normal male classmate. He is very enthusiastic and follows the customs of their country to teach everyone in our class. All the classmates had nicknames.

According to their custom, they usually add the word "p" in front of other people's surnames. For example, if your surname is Du, senior brother, he will call you "P" Du. If your surname is Chen, he will call you "P" Chen. "

"Then your name is Guangu... Oh, I understand! Haha!"

Senior Brother Du Jun is indeed a professional. He understands this word game at all. He said funnyly: "He must have omitted it for you and called you P Gu, right?"

"……right!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu miraculously said: "Now they have called out. If I hadn't gone bankrupt recently and couldn't get a refund after paying the tuition, I would have changed to a tutoring class! What a shame!"

"Actually, it's nothing, just look at it!"

Senior Brother Du Jun said nonsense seriously: "Have you ever heard of doing as the Romans do? In the future, when you travel around the world and collect stories from all over the world, you will understand that there are many more weird things like this."

"Really?"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu Qingqi also picked up a pen and paper and began to write down: "Elder brother, can you tell me about it?"

"That's fine."

Senior brother Du Jun looked at the road and saw that there were no cars coming, so he simply started talking to his junior brother: "Last year I went to a small town in Taxkorgan. You won't believe it when I tell you. There is a Northern Xinjiang buffet there. The buffet is very good. Rich, including mutton skewers, stewed mutton, mutton scorpion, roasted whole lamb, steamed lamb, mutton steamed buns, salt and pepper lamb chops, mutton bone soup, mutton platter..."

"Si Guoyi!"

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqi didn't feel that the senior brother was bored at all. Instead, he exclaimed: "It's so rich! Senior brother, you are so delicious!"

“Unfortunately I am allergic to lamb products!”

Senior Brother Du Jun was excited: "I am also allergic to the following foods..."

"Elder brother, please speak slowly and I will write it down."

On the other end of the phone, Guan Guqingqi really started to write down word for word...

After talking for a long time, suddenly a BMW that was clearly speeding appeared in the senior brother's field of vision.

"Guangu, I won't talk to you anymore, I have to go on duty, hang up first!"

With that said, without waiting for Sekiya to say goodbye, he hung up the phone and took off the same glasses as Superman. In an instant, his temperament changed drastically, and a temporary police assistant appeared.

The senior brother grabbed the walkie-talkie, stared at the BMW without glasses, and called: "Dongyao, Dongyao, please reply when you receive it!"

"Copy that, please speak!"

On the other end of the intercom, another police officer on duty stood in front of a police motorcycle and spoke into the intercom.

"A BMW with a speed of 280 yards is coming towards you, followed by a Mercedes-Benz racing behind."

Du Jun, the police officer who assisted Cai Feng Experience, started the police car and prepared to drive to chase, while reminding: "Please intercept!"

"receive!"

"Wait!"

Du Jun, the co-policeman of the collection experience, changed his eyes and shouted: "There is a tractor behind the Mercedes-Benz!"

"tractor?"

Another police officer suspected of repeating it.

"That's right!"

Du Jun, the co-police officer of Cai Feng Experience, stared at the tractor and shouted in disbelief: "This tractor is even better, and it also has a left turn signal on. He wants to overtake!"

Another police officer: "..."

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