American TV series World Rescue

Chapter 139: Chicken feathers all over the place

California.

Pasadena.

The Wolowitz family.

"Take it out!"

Everyone urged.

"No, no, don't take it out!"

Penny couldn't stand it any longer, fearing that the image of Grandma Louise would be completely ruined if she took it out, she quickly stopped her. Seeing everyone looking at her, she took a deep breath and confessed: "Harry, this is not a gift from your grandma. be mine!"

"What?"

Harley was stunned.

"I was panicked and embarrassed, so I secretly changed the card on the gift."

Penny told the truth.

"what exactly is it?"

Some people couldn't wait any longer and came over to take a look. When they saw the war machine, they were stunned on the spot.

The others became even more curious, and they all looked over to take a look. Then everyone was stunned, and then they all looked at Penny.

Penny lowered her head in shame.

"This is the same as the one Miranda gave to Charlotte in Sex and the City~"

The air was quiet for a while, and Aunt Janice broke the silence and joked.

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere became lively, and many middle-aged and elderly women began to exchange their experiences.

"I like that TV series and I keep watching it!"

"It's really worth watching. You will look like Samantha from Sex and the City!"

"I am the number one heroine Kelly, okay, and you are the boldest Samantha!"

"Hahaha."

“Where should I buy this?”

"Aunt Janice!!"

While Penny was happy and Harley was speechless, everyone began to turn tonight's awkwardness into weirdness!

After finally holding on until the end, everyone left. Penny finally left, and Harley sent her to the door.

"I can't believe you gave me this."

Harry sighed as he held Petunia's gift.

"I just wanted to make a joke. If you don't like it, I can take it back!"

Penny reached out and took the gift.

"No, no, no need!"

Harry took it from Penny again: "That's too much trouble, I can put it aside."

"That's it~"

Penny took the gift from Harley again: "If you want to put it aside, you might as well let me take it away. Next time whoever invites me to a bachelor party, I won't have to buy it. This is jaw-dropping." A gift!”

"Yes, this thing is really interesting~"

Harley smiled exaggeratedly and said, "Guess who will be the most frightened by it! Zhang Wei!"

Having said this, Harry took the gift from Penny again and said with a smile: "So, maybe I should keep it!"

"Ha~"

Penny frowned and said: "If Zhang Wei knew that I gave you this, I would be embarrassed, so I'd better take it away..."

He said and reached out to get it again!

"Penny, this is for me!"

Harry's voice was a bit shrill as he avoided Petunia's movements.

The two looked at each other for a while, both understanding each other's intentions. Seeing that Harry was very determined, Petunia reluctantly left the gift and turned around to leave.

On the way, she went to the store again with ease and bought a War Machine 2.0...

Here, Harley and Penny almost got into a fight over War Machine, and the single night over there was also about to explode.

Flying chess is originally just a very common competitive game. It consists of four colors with airplane graphics on it. Up to four people can play together with each color. Turn the dice. When the dice stops, what is the front? Just take a few steps.

The basic rules include take-off, continuous bonus, stack, bumper, jumper, flying chess, end point, etc.

But if it incorporates classic projects like Truth or Dare that make people 'open their hearts and punish them if they don't obey', as well as interesting projects like Twister's that allow people to have close contact with each other from multiple angles, and King's Game, which allows for customizable scales, The ultimate project, the ordinary flying chess game immediately transforms into the ultimate flying chess.

Lu Ziqiao said that the happiest thing in the world is playing Ludo with a group of young girls. He is really not joking, he is absolutely serious!

Even Zhang Wei, the groom-to-be who is getting married tomorrow, refused at first, but when the atmosphere got better, he watched the people playing twists and turns and setting up twenty-four artificial bridges, interpreting what Lu Ziqiao said the founder of Ultimate Flying Chess had originally said. Sheng Jing had already forgotten all those worries. He was fed beer through a pipe until he vomited. Finally, his brain went black and he fell drunk.

The next day.

Four p.m.

Everyone at the party was gone, except for the hero of the party and his best men, who were still asleep.

"Wake up, pay the bill!"

Zhang Wei was lying on the sofa, covered with a flying chess blanket, drowsy, muttering half-awake.

"Don't make any noise!"

Lu Ziqiao closed her eyes and shouted unhappily.

He is a natural party animal. Although he is not the protagonist, he is more open-minded than the protagonist. Naturally, he had more fun than the protagonist Zhang Wei last night. Of course, he is sleepier than Zhang Wei now.

"I'm in a hurry to get married~"

Zhang Wei also closed his eyes, finally remembering that he still had big things to do today!

"What's the hurry? What time is it?"

Benny closed his eyes and answered.

Zhang Wei reluctantly opened his eyes and saw Benny's hand in front of his eyes. He stretched out his hand to straighten Benny's hand. He looked at Benny's wrist and smiled foolishly: "Ha, it's only four o'clock~"

After saying that, he closed his eyes again and got into the flying chess carpet. After a while, Zhang Wei suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the big sun outside in horror, and shouted with all his strength: "It's four o'clock~ ~!!!!!!”

The sound was so loud that it almost shattered all the glass objects in the room and even spread to other places.

The noise was so loud that it also woke up Lu Ziqiao and Benny!

"It's over, it's over! Something big has happened!"

When they opened their eyes, they saw Zhang Wei walking around, holding his head and wailing.

"Calm down. Maybe it's only four in the morning!"

Lu Ziqiao thought for a while, understood what was going on, and consoled him jokingly.

"that is!"

Benny agreed, stood up and looked outside. The sun was dazzling. His drunken eyes could not withstand such light. He couldn't help but put his hand in front of his eyes: "Wow, what a big moon!"

Seeing Zhang Wei walking out manically, he asked, "Hey, why are you going?"

"I'm late, I'm late!"

Zhang Wei said manically while adjusting his clothes.

"When are you getting married?"

Lu Ziqiao asked.

"What other time can it be? My first wedding is of course at twelve o'clock!"

Zhang Wei shouted bitterly.

"I'm dizzy too~"

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his head and said.

"oh!"

Benny thought for a while and said, "Then it seems that you are not late. It seems that you have missed your wedding."

"Yeah~"

Zhang Wei stopped buttoning his hands, and then yelled manically: "Thank you for reminding me!!!"

"You're welcome."

Lu Ziqiao and Benny said in unison.

"ah!"

Zhang Wei covered his face with his hands and almost cried.

"Don't be too anxious. What will happen if you rush to the scene now?"

Lu Ziqiao consoled her.

"I will definitely be chopped into potato chips~"

Zhang Wei wailed with a tearful voice.

"so!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said nonsensically: "Since you are already four hours late, you are not missing these five minutes. You should prepare well first."

"Where is your cell phone? Has the bride called you?"

Benny reminded, rubbing his head.

"Yes, my cell phone. Where is my cell phone?"

Zhang Wei was suddenly stunned and looked around. Then a scene that made his eyes split open appeared. He saw that his mobile phone was soaked in a glass of beer. With an angry step, he walked over and took out some water to sip it as if he was drunk too. On the phone, suppressing endless anger, he said one word at a time: "Who did this?"

At the end of the sentence, my anger could no longer be controlled: "I didn't know that mobile phones were not waterproof!!!!"

Wait and wait...

A ringtone suddenly rang, but it was the same phone that had been soaked in wine. It was Benny's phone.

Benny held up his mobile phone and showed it to Zhang Wei: "Look, my mobile phone is fine. It's a fake Phelps waterproof phone. A fake phone is just awesome!"

"Woo, it's over now, I'm dead!"

Zhang Wei cried louder.

"Don't be too sad."

Lu Ziqiao knew that she had a great responsibility. She rolled her eyes, hugged Zhang Wei and comforted him: "Well, no one has died since ancient times. If you die early or late, you will die!"

"Stop saying a few words!"

Benny reminded.

"Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge, are you satisfied?!"

Zhang Wei glared at Lu Ziqiao bitterly.

"Not necessarily yet."

Benny quickly comforted him: "Just imagine, if you go to the hotel now, maybe your father-in-law, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and guests haven't left yet..."

"Really? Is it possible?"

A glimmer of hope rose in Zhang Wei's eyes.

"certainly."

Benny affirmed without conscience: "When you arrive, what you will hear is the master of ceremonies saying, let us invite the groom to appear again with the warmest applause for the 233rd time!"

"Then what?"

Zhang Wei looked forward to it.

"Then……"

Benny's mouth twitched, he wanted to give Zhang Wei a happy ending, but he was afraid that Zhang Wei's expectations would be too high and it would be his fault in the end, so he could only tell the truth: "You push the door and go in, everyone is staring at you. Look, after your awkward greeting, everyone took out a fifty-meter sword from their waistband, and then asked you to run forty-nine meters first..."

"Oh~ It's so miserable!"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and sighed.

"With so many guests here, anyone else would be embarrassed!"

Benny sighed.

"How joyful it is to live, and how miserable it is to die!"

Zhang Wei cried.

"Wait! There is another possibility!"

Lu Ziqiao interrupted.

"What's possible?"

Zhang Wei said with a sad face.

"The guests have left, but the bride is still waiting there alone! You go over and apologize, and she comforts you gently and says that it is enough for you to come. Although you can't believe it, you still hug her warmly and lament that she is the only one who is the best. I understand you, she murmured in your ear, I understand..."

Lu Ziqiao described.

"Understand what?"

Zhang Wei's face looked much better, a glimmer of hope appeared in his eyes again, and he asked in confusion.

"Well."

Lu Ziqiao paused for a moment, then glanced at Benny who was shaking his head at him, gave up the plan of deception, and told the truth what he really thought: "She said she understood that there is a way for you to go to heaven, and there is no door to hell. If you break in, you will get married in this marriage." If you don’t plan to get married, then I will make it happen for you!”

"Sure, help me?"

Zhang Wei said with a trembling voice.

"Yes, when you were hugging, she had already tied an explosive bag to your chest, and finally pressed the detonator, and finally the whole world was pure."

Lu Ziqiao sighed: "Now the situation is very clear, you are indeed dead!"

"So we're going to drag you along. What's the difference between you going to the hotel now and going directly to reincarnation?"

Benny advised.

"Maybe I can explain."

Zhang Wei said unwillingly.

"That makes sense."

Benny complained: "You can tell them. You played Ludo and drank and overslept last night."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Zhang Wei cried again. He didn't believe this reason. Let alone convincing others to believe it.

"Unless you have a valid reason!"

Lu Ziqiao touched his chin and said.

"Just cause?"

Zhang Wei was stunned.

"That's right, I, Lu Xiaobu, always walk in the rivers and lakes without leaving a trace on the snow, and I can escape unharmed even if I lick blood from the edge of a knife. It's all because I can always find a valid reason!"

Lu Ziqiao smiled.

"yes!"

Benny echoed: "This is the West. As the saying goes, Happy America, gun battles happen every day! You can say you met a terrorist in the supermarket!"

"Or meet a monster in the bathtub!"

Lu Ziqiao made nonsense: "I have used all these reasons, and the success rate is very high!"

"Then I'm saved, let's leave quickly."

Zhang Wei was delighted.

"No way, do you really plan to use this reason?"

Lu Ziqiao grabbed Zhang Wei: "Let me explain in advance, I don't guarantee that the result will be the same as you imagined!"

"I know, for the right reason, we thought slowly on the way, death is not terrible, sitting here waiting for death is terrible!"

Zhang Wei said rationally.

"well said!"

"you can!"

Lu Ziqiao and Benny praised them, followed Zhang Wei out, took a taxi, and rushed towards the reserved hotel.

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault! Owen has reminded me a long time ago not to go to any bachelor's night parties with you, and he keeps reminding me again and again."

Zhang Wei slapped his head and regretted: "I refused at the beginning, why did I go with you in the end!"

"It's half push and half push!"

Lu Ziqiao smiled and saw Zhang Wei glaring at him, so he quickly said cautiously: "We'd better think of a valid reason quickly!"

"Yes, yes, just reason, just reason!"

Zhang Wei was not in the mood to scold Lu Ziqiao, he held his head in his hands and muttered his legitimate reasons.

"Did you make your girlfriend unhappy and miss the date?"

The taxi driver looked in the rearview mirror and made sure he wasn't crazy. He smiled and joked clearly.

"almost."

Lu Ziqiao responded: "He missed his wedding."

"No way?"

The taxi driver said in disbelief: "You can miss this, and your heart is big enough. Did you do this on purpose because you don't want to get married?"

"You think so too?"

Zhang Wei cried and said: "But I really didn't mean it. I really wanted to marry her. I really missed the wedding by accident. Wow, I'm really dead now!"

"It doesn't matter. Just be open-minded. There is always a path. Come on, I'll give you my business card."

The taxi driver comforted him while handing him his business card.

"Why do I need your business card?"

Zhang Wei wiped his eyes with tears.

"Oh, it's like this. If you look like this, you will probably be kicked out. Then call me and I will pick you up. I will pick you up when you find another place to live or go to the hospital."

The taxi driver laughed.

"..."

Zhang Wei was speechless and cried even louder...

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