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Thor: I am the **** of thunder, and I can summon thunder to kill the enemy!

Mystery Voice: You were knocked down with a stun gun.

Thor: I am Thor, and I am invincible!

Mystery Voice: You were hit by a car.

Thor: I'm Thor, I'm invincible!

Mystery Voice: You were knocked out again.

Thor was dumbfounded.

"who I am?"

"where am I?"

"What should I do?"

Drinking in the morning, he had gone through countless wine venues without a single defeat, and was shamefully brought down by a mage with delicious otherworldly wine.

In the afternoon, I finally woke up a bit, and when I came out for a walk, I was immediately hit by a car again.

The three Scientists in the car were yelling, but Thor was actually okay.

The Asgardians are stronger than the people of the earth. Thor, the second generation of a serious king, has a lot of genes, and his physical fitness exploded from childhood to adulthood. I don't know how many times he is the physical fitness of ordinary people on earth.

Four or five times should not run away.

It's just that he has just been deprived of divine power, his body is in a wonderfully weak state, and his defense is not good, but his vitality is still carried.

Perhaps, this is the so-called Son of Heaven. Even if the mine at home is closed, he can't be killed by jumping off the rooftop.

"I...I...I..." Miss Jane opened her mouth, as if she could swallow a Sydney in one bite. She couldn't describe her misfortune at all.

Bad vision in the wilderness and bumping into people is **** up enough.

Why is it so rare to get angry once, drift around a corner, and hit someone again?

Is it this guy who calls himself 'Tor' again?

Jane Foster's eyes were dull, and then she saw that Daisy and Eric beside her looked like they didn't want to know him.

Daisy said with pity: "By the way, have you paid your insurance premium?"

Miss Jian supported her forehead and said, "I suddenly remembered to buy a piece of equipment last month..."

Eric and Daisy: "..."

There is no national medical insurance in Laomei, and all accidents rely on commercial insurance. The higher the amount of insurance you usually buy, the more you will pay in an accident.

"Fortunately, I just got 10 million..." Just when Miss Jian was so comforting herself that she was going to embezzle 'public funds' to save this hapless big savage, Mei Jiexao appeared.

Mei Jiexiao was also stunned: How much wrong have you done? How many lifetimes have you accumulated? Why is Miss Jane hitting Thor in every parallel world?

Seeing Mei Jie Cao strolling out, Jane Foster couldn't care about the resentment she had just felt toward Mei, she mutters, pointed at Thor, and finally choked out a few words between her teeth: "Help me do something. what!"

Mei Jiexiao akimbo: "Why do you want me to do it when you bump into someone?"

This place is very dangerous. If you recklessly drive into someone, you will be nailed to death by a lawyer in minutes, and you will be sued for bankruptcy. Thinking of the research fund she had managed to get her hands on, and the instrument she had just confiscated, Foster, who had a clear mind, made a stupid move. She pulled on her collar, revealing a large area of ​​white and a small part of it. Black Lace...

Help me get it done!

Money is not lost!

Meat compensation can be considered!

"Pfft!" Daisy squirted.

Dr. Eric wanted to pretend he didn't know this guy.

Mei Jiexao rolled his eyes, just showing a little bit of meat, even elementary school animals won't be hard!

He kicked Thor: "Hey! Not dead, right? Not dead humming."

"Uh, huh?" Thor actually began to come to his senses: "Why do I feel like I've been hit by some evil witch driving a chariot?"

witch?

She actually said that this lady is a witch! ?

In the driver's seat, Jane Foster was about to explode, clutching the steering wheel, gritted her teeth, and took a lot of willpower to control herself not to remove her foot from the brake and the accelerator again.

no! It was me who caused the traffic accident, I will endure it!

"You read it wrong! It was you who bumped into the pillar when you were out looking for a drink." Mei Jiecao was talking nonsense.

"Uh, is it? I don't think so..." Thor swept over to Jane Foster's truck with drunken eyes.

"Don't talk nonsense. Drink it and you're done!" In front of Foster and the other three, Mei Jiexiao took out a small keg of beer, poured it out, and then poured three 500ml bottles of vodka into it and mixed it up, and handed it to Thor.

Beer and vodka, guaranteed to be on the top, this is a big killer in the wine field!

Thor drank the bucket in one gulp.

"Good wine!"

Just as he was about to say that he wanted another barrel by throwing a bucket, Thor fell.

Mei Jie snapped her fingers, and naturally a bodyguard came over and dragged away Thor, who was drunk like a dog.

Jane Foster was completely dumbfounded: "Are you sure he won't die if he's seriously injured and drinking so much alcohol?"

"Oh, that guy is a bit special. If you want him to die, at least drive a tank over it. Maybe there is still a chance." Mei Jiexao didn't care.

Miss Jane pulled her hair frantically: "No! My mother has lost her virginity?"

"What?" Daisy broke down in surprise. "You're an old virgin? It's hard to find a virgin in middle school these days... Oh, God, no wonder you're so crazy!"

Miss Jane finally realized that she had made a mistake.

"No, I am not!"

"I do not have!"

"I didn't say it!"

It is also denying the rhythm of three consecutive.

Jane Foster in her student days was a famous goddess... by! She is always distracted for science, and no normal boy can stand her. Even if she has the appearance of a goddess, a lot of things are missed if they are missed.

The female doctor can't afford to hurt!

However, it is common to not want Bilian for scientific research results.

The heartless Miss Jane immediately forgot the car accident just now, and ignored the pitiful dent on the bumper, and leaned over to Mei Jiecao's side.

"Are you really a S.H.I.E.L.D. consultant? Don't you think S.H.I.E.L.D. needs a real expert to assist in the investigation of falling objects from outer space?" As she said, Miss Jane fiddled with her S-shaped figure.

Originally, her capital was full, but she didn't act in place, giving people a kind of epileptic rush, no matter how you look at it, it's crazy!

Eric and Daisy next to them have already turned their heads away~www.readwn.com~ without looking at them, they are clearly saying-don't say I know her.

Mei Festival held the forehead.

He is also very desperate. How does it feel that there are so many mentally handicapped young people in "Thor"?

"You..." As soon as he spoke, he saw Erika raise a black mobile phone in her hand on the second floor terrace of the hotel. Mei Mumu immediately changed his words: "Excuse me. I have an important call."

Then, indiscriminately, she shook off Miss Jane.

After Hugo blocked him, he entered the hotel's master room and answered the phone: "This is Strange."

"I'm Carter. Mr. Strange, is there anything you want to report to S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Peggy's voice gave off a feeling of indifference.

"I'm just a nominal consultant. The power to really ask me to take action is in the hands of the highest level of Washington, isn't it?"

Peggy sighed: "For the sake of the earth, give me some real news."