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Chapter 303: drink you shit

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Three minutes ago, he had an aura that he was going to fight with Mei.

Three minutes later, it's just two brothers.

It was as if the ape dung that Mei had accumulated in ten lifetimes was all used here.

"Good wine! Really good wine!" Thor said, slamming the empty bottle to the ground.

"Clap!" With a crisp sound, the bottle fell to pieces.

This terrible custom made Erica, who helped bring the wine, look at her frequently.

Mei Jiexao drank with Thor's cow and laughed: "Didn't you just say that you won't drink the enemy's things when you die?"

"You are not the enemy!" Thor hiccupped, his face flushed: "The enemy will only throw punches at me and raise their weapons, instead of hitting me with wine bottles."

Holy crap, this way of thinking is very strange!

What if the enemy poisons your wine?

Eagle Eye not far away was embarrassed and rolled his eyes.

Meijie laughed without saying a word.

This is also a traditional custom in Asgard.

The description of the Valkyrie in Norse mythology is basically correct. For example, Valkyrie obeyed Odin's orders and selected warriors from among the mortals to join Valhalla in the Hall of Valhalla. In mythology, the souls of mortal warriors who died on the battlefield were chosen. In reality, most of them are drawn directly.

The description of Valkyrie is even more heroic.

During the day, Valkyrie accompanied the warriors to the battlefield, or held various **** fights.

In the evening, they drank wine with the warriors, partying all night, and after drinking, there were all kinds of **** scenes.

The more heroic warriors are, the more popular they are.

It can be said that wine is already a culture of Asgardians that has penetrated into the soul and bone marrow.

"Come on, finish this bottle of [Yishing for Ice]!"

"Okay!" Thor was extremely excited.

"Come on, finish this bottle of [Bitch Boy Spring]!"

"Okay!!" Thor was soaring.

"Come on, dry this bottle of [Dancer's Liquid]!"

"Okay—" Thor's blonde hair stood on end.

"Come on, dry this barrel [dumping beer]!"

"Okay..." Thor felt that he could flip through the Nine Realms by himself.

"Come on, dry up this bottle of [industrial alcohol]! Oh, slip of the tongue, dry up this bottle of spirits—"

"Snoring..."

Thor... decisively changed his practice of lying corpse swordsmanship.

Looking at Thor like a salted fish, Erica was stunned: "Dear, did you drink Thor, the **** of thunder in Asgard?"

"Hey, it's this guy who sucks. Do you blame me?" Mei said, patted her clothes, looking like a cultivator who was passing by with no drink left.

Hawkeye and the bodyguards were completely dumbfounded.

"Hey! It seems that you were drinking industrial alcohol directly afterwards?"

"Won't people die?"

Their whispered discussion was exchanged for a response from Mei Jiedao: "Calm down, the Asgardians have six livers. If Thor drank to death, Odin would only think that there is no such coward."

"But, Boss, you also drank it!" Hawkeye said.

"I'm not!"

"I do not have!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

A set of denials for three consecutive times, and the subordinates were stunned for a while.

Looking back, Erica finally found out where Mei Jiezao's wine went.

You know how much alcohol this guy has.

God **** drank the wine in his stomach, and it was all manipulated as a water element, constantly compressed, and turned into a ping-pong ball-sized thing.

After drinking Thor, the guy spit the concentrated 'wine' ball into the toilet. Who knows that this thing is completely different from the density of ordinary water flow, and the toilet cannot be flushed.

Erica found a dagger and stabbed it, and the whole toilet suddenly smelled of wine.

"Sure enough, mages are insidious guys!" After Erica finished speaking, Mei Juncao told her what drunkenness was, and doubled the local multiplication technique, which made Erica cry.

On the other hand, back in time last night, Jane Foster found the 'meteorite'. That thing is naturally the famous Thor's Hammer [Mjolnir].

"What the hell?" Miss Jane muttered.

At first glance, this thing knows that it has nothing to do with nature.

A standard square head hammer with an insanely short handle. Compared with the huge hammer head, the short handle does not match at all. I feel that this hammer head, which is not much worse than a human head, should be equipped with a hammer handle that is at least one meter long.

The most unscientific thing is that even if the hammer blasted a huge crater, it naturally formed a huge base.

The handle of the hammer pointed to the sky seems to be seducing every man who sees this scene-pull me out!

The mercenary next to him was holding an electronic instrument: "Miss Foster, this thing is very strange. Although no radiation has been detected, all electronic instruments have been strongly interfered with. For your health, it is better for you to stay away from it. a little."

"What do you think, Eric?" Miss Jane turned to ask her partner.

"Although I don't want to admit it, but... if what Mr. Strange said is true, Thor is on his side. This hammer should be the legendary Thor's hammer."

Jane Foster has two talking eyebrows, which match her smooth forehead, and the frown is really comical: "I talk to you about science, and you talk to me about myth?"

Why are you kidding me?

But she couldn't explain how this scene happened.

"Hi! Mr. Planck." Miss Jane called the accompanying bodyguard leader: "Can I trouble you to ask someone to pull up the cordon? I don't want to be touched by ordinary people. Danger."

"It can be used as a cordon, but it can't be maintained for too long. After all, our position is not enough to support our behavior." The mercenary leader replied.

"Try it!" Unfortunately, Jane Foster's happy time didn't last long.

She was sold by her own boss.

Just when Thor was knocked unconscious by an electric shock, Mei Jiezao made a phone call.

"Hi! Ms. Carter~www.readwn.com~ hello!"

S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Peggy Carter sat up in her bedroom, unhappy, but her tone was unusually calm: "What a rare visitor. Mr. Strange 'consultant', you called me at four in the morning, it should be very important thing?"

"Well, here it is, a small research team of astronomers I sponsored found something interesting in New Mexico. Then I just happened to save a reckless guy who, if I'm not wrong, has a very sensitive Now, I'll help S.H.I.E.L.D. to say hello to that guy. You guys hurry up and send someone to the email address I gave you. If it's too late, I'm afraid there will be trouble."

After all, without waiting for Peggy to answer, Mei Jiezao hung up the phone.

"Wait! You..."

Damn, you're tired of living, aren't you?

How dare you hang up the phone! ?

Peggy didn't dare to look in the mirror at this moment, because she must have an expression of wanting to eat people.

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