American Fortune Life

September 2, 2007

Woody Allen offered me a role. I told him that before accepting the script, my agent agreed, and then let my mother agree, my mother and I have always been close, and then I still need to go through the **** and Andy ’s consent to control yu to tai, Fortunately, I mentioned it while he was working on me, because he hated Woody Allen. ...

September 15

When I arrived in Barcelona, ​​I found that Spain was very tanned, and I was freckled. I don't earn much money, but I believe the new agent will handle it for me.

Hearing Woody said that if the film is not lost and he can make more than 400 million US dollars, he can draw another tenth from 1%.

It's funny, do they really think that as long as Woody Allen is the director, will I be able to appear at this cheap price?

September 16

Meet Harvey Baden and Penelope Cruz. She was ecstatic and more **** than I thought. I saw the old guy Woody Allen throughout the meeting, and his pants were like fire. Baden is the kind of genius who gets lost in thought, and he readily accepts what Woody Allen has said to help him.

September 18.

Woody Allen knocked on my door after supper, and I could see what the old **** was paying attention to.

It's a pity that it wasn't just that **** Andy arranged to follow a bodyguard next to me. Although I knew this bodyguard would not interfere with any of my actions, I knew very well that Andy's **** possessed Yu.

The old **** said that I was very talented, but it may be difficult to grasp. I just chuckled, his hint was too obvious, but I didn't want to be abandoned by Andy's bastard, so the old guy left a little suddenly.

October 1

The place to live is superb. This hotel will get half a star next year, if they can install tap water. I can only stand under the shower and send a photo of Andy that **** in a shirt only. He likes to show me photos of him ...

October 3

The shooting didn't go well at first. Although Rebecca Hall is very young, and this is the first time she has played a leading role, she is a bit angry and stronger than I expected. I wo n’t get used to her, but she dare to take the director Woody Out of the set.

Gosh, what did I see? Woody Allen was trying his best to explain, and he really pleased that bitch, okay, I know, in the words of Andy, this old man who has become tai, and the ash-pocketed hooligan should have climbed this little **** The creation.

October 9

Finally, the shooting was on track. Today is a fierce love scene between me and Harvey. Woody Allen didn't seem to give up, very shamelessly harassed me, saying that if he had been a year earlier, he would definitely play the role of Harvey. And I responded in a mysterious tone, "Ah-ha."

Maybe without Andy, I might really be successful with this old **** ...

Late in the afternoon on the set, Woody Allen reprimanded me harshly, and said he would not tolerate my procrastination. I listened respectfully, although he noticed that I turned up the volume of my ipod while he was talking.

October 13

Barcelona is a wonderful city. The street was crowded with people watching our filming. They were very empathetic and realized that I didn't have time to sign them, so they only looked for rested actors to sign. After the rest, I was very happy to sign them and take pictures.

Regarding the signature, I have very bad memories. The most disgusting thing was once. A **** took a poster with an unknown liquid on it and handed it to me. I wished to kick his dandan!

October 16

Filmed in Gaudí's masterpiece, the Sagrada Familia. I was thinking that I have a lot in common with this great Spanish master of architecture: we both refuse to follow the rules, he uses his amazing design, do we like to see the guy Andy in From time to time in the body ...

October 20

I went to Woody Allen today and asked him a question that actors often ask: "Why should I make this film?" He immediately responded: "Make money."

I said okay, but I said that I need to continue shooting for more good reasons, for three times the money, I threatened to say otherwise I would leave. He said that I would leave as soon as I wanted.

Then I really left. The two of us got farther and farther, so he had to yell and stop me. Then I threatened him to make him jump.

The question mark on the old bastard's face, then jumped like a clown, and then we were deadlocked there. A few friends came under the dilemma, and then we went for a drink, of course, the last one to pay was the old bastard.

October 23

I had to watch Woody Allen **** again and teach Harvey how to play ml. This series of actions required him to grab Penelope Cruz, tear her clothes off, and act arrogantly against her in the bedroom.

Although he has won an Oscar, this guy still needs a director to show him how to perform exciting drama. Perhaps it was just the wish of Woody Allen, an old hooligan. He grabbed Penelope without hesitation, and tore off her clothes. Even if she was unlucky, she hadn't had time to change into the costume, so what was torn by the old **** was her own expensive clothes.

Then I saw the skinny old man's expression was a little embarrassed, and he seemed to be really excited. He threw her in front of the fireplace without any worries, and flew up. If not, Penelope is a fox, and before the old guy is next to her, she will roll over there.

As a result, Woody Allen's important old man's important teeth got on the tiled floor and shattered several. I resisted laughing, pretending to follow the crowd and caring. From Penelope's eyes, I clearly saw a trace of disgust and ridicule. Today is a happy day! ...

"My dear, I've had enough of that narcissistic old bastard. Oh my god, you don't know how narcissistic he is. He even thought that Penelope and I were slowly falling in love with him. It was shameless. Told us that this is not surprising, lamented the fragile heart of the woman, and said that every time he saw us watching him, he could see from our eyes that we were creating with him with his eyes, and said Seeing poor Javier's jealous cold eyes, he even explained to Javier, **** ... I even worshiped him so much before! "

Andy took the Bluetooth headset, walked out of the teaching building, listened to Scarlett's chattering grin, and said with a smile: "You have to understand him, and his age is only fantasy, haha , Beasts who can raise a daughter in xingqin, it will not surprise anyone to do anything. "

"Seriously, dear, I've had enough of this disgusting old guy, you don't know how tai he changes, he told me and Penelope that he takes a bath every morning, Makes the body fresh and fragrant, which will make me and Penelope more obsessed with him.

He also told us that he didn't like to confuse work with pleasure, but in order to complete the film, he might have to come forward to dispel each of our longings, and also arrange for Penelope on Wednesday and Friday. Four satisfy me, like parking in turns on both sides of the street.

In this way, it happened to be free for Rebecca on Monday, and he also said that he had prevented her from tattooing her name on her big tui, and just now invited us to have a drink together, to specify a charter, I also lament that perhaps the old-fashioned system of ration tickets can work ...

Oh my god, Penelope and I almost laughed crazy. I really do n’t know where he came from. Penelope and Harvey have been together. This old dog with a **** is really speechless. . "

Andy's face turned black when he got into the car. Although he couldn't stop others from yy his own woman, but the old beast like Woody Allen was so irritating to his own woman that really annoyed him.

"Ha ~ he won't invite you to accompany him, right?"

"Haha, you guessed it? He's been harassing us all the time, but Rebecca's Bichi never seemed to be satisfied, and he didn't give him a good look. To be honest, if I can't touch the rules of Hollywood, I really Want to get him to court! "

Andy narrowed his eyes and said with a sneer, "You don't have to worry about this, you can rest assured that you can finish it, and I will give him a profound lesson."

"My dear, I miss you, **** it, I got **** by this old bastard, I really miss you!"

Andy heard Scarlett begin to complain about shenyin on the phone, could not help but swallowed, cursed inwardly, this leprechaun, because he was driving on the way to Los Angeles airport to pick up Ivana, **** it, in the pants Really following the fire!