American Comic Survival Guide

Gao Fei's hands were very fast, a text message had already formed on the Nokia mobile phone screen, but the scarred face was extremely nervous, mistakenly thinking that Gao Fei was asking for support.

The whistle sounded abruptly, and the three mercenaries drew their guns and fired. Gao Fei dodged and avoided, while continuing to send text messages to Hank using the blind typing skills he practiced in high school classrooms. Fortunately, Nokia dominated the communication market in this era, and It's not the touch-screen mobile phones that came later, otherwise the touch-type magic skills will not come in handy.

While writing text messages and dodging bullets, Goofy still had time to defend himself.

"Hey! Friends, don't get excited, I'm just handing over the job, and I didn't ask for support."

Scar's face was sullen: "Do you think this level of lies can deceive me?"

He was about to be beaten to death, and he said that he didn't ask for support. How about lying to a fool?

Gao Fei curled his lips helplessly: "Brother Scarface, why don't you trust me? I really didn't lie to you! Besides, it's not like you don't know about NYPD's support, there will be ghosts if you arrive within half an hour. , what's the use of me asking for support now?"

Scarface thought about it, it was true, but despite this, he couldn't take any risks.

"Stop talking nonsense! Shoot him to death for me!"

So the mercenary corps continued to execute tactics, and the pistol and sniper rifle pushed Gao Fei into danger again.

Gao Fei's last text message was almost finished, and he was about to send it to Hank, but at this time the situation was very critical, and the system began to take over Gao Fei's body again.

"Damn it! It's almost time to send a message." Goofy was quite depressed, turned to the scarred face and shouted, "Hey! Can you let me send the message!"

"You're dreaming!" Scarface shouted sharply, while preparing to issue a sniper command.

However, at this moment, there was a sudden roar of an engine at the other end of the alley!

A car is coming!

Scar's face changed, and he said solemnly, "FuXk! We've been tricked! This kid is just delaying time on purpose, he has already sent a text message for help!"

Gao Fei was dumbfounded when he heard it, I didn't! I am wronged!

"Scarface, don't spit your blood! My text message hasn't been sent yet!" Gao Fei said innocently.

Scarface didn't believe it at all: "How could there be a car coming if you didn't send a text message?"

Gao Fei was also at a loss: "I don't know either!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw two black off-road vehicles rushing towards Gao Fei at high speed. The window of the vehicle in front was rolled down, and two dark gun barrels protruded from the window.

Scarface immediately panicked: "Damn, everyone be careful!"

bang bang bang!

Boom!

The black off-road vehicle rushed in and opened fire, directly smashing the formation of the mercenary army. The two mercenaries in the alley had no time to dodge, and were directly knocked out by the first vehicle and fell to the ground.

Scar's face was ashen: "Damn it! You said you didn't ask for help? What the **** is this?"

Gao Fei didn't know either, so Phan Shou said, "These are not my people. I don't know them well!"

"Fuck!" Scar's face was furious, "If you don't know them well, what are they doing to save you?"

Gao Fei was extremely aggrieved: "How do I know! I wonder where they all came from! Besides, I didn't ask for support at all, and my text message hasn't been sent yet, don't believe me!"

Saying that, Gao Fei raised his phone and walked towards Scarface.

Where is Scarface still in the mood to read text messages? His life was almost gone, so he quickly turned around and led the brothers to flee deep into the alley, and had to avoid the pursuit of the black off-road vehicle.

So the mercenary legion disbanded in an instant, and the sniping plan was completely put on hold, and Gao Fei was completely lost.

What the **** is a black off-road vehicle that fell from the sky?

Just when Gao Fei was wondering, the two cars stopped in front of Gao Fei, then the doors opened, and several people in black suits, white shirts, and sunglasses walked out of the cars.

Gao Fei looked bewildered: Where did the man in black come from? And wearing sunglasses in a dark alley at night, are you serious?

Among this group of men in black, only the one who got off the front passenger car did not wear sunglasses. He was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, so it seemed that he was the leader of these people.

Gold-rimmed glasses smiled and walked to Gao Fei's side and extended his hand towards him.

"Hello Officer Goofy, nice to meet you."

Gao Fei hesitated for a while, but decided to shake hands with him first.

"Hello…"

Before Goofy could ask any more questions, the gold-rimmed glasses smiled and said, "You don't need to thank us, it's what we should do to protect your personal safety."

Gao Fei went black on the spot. Who said I should thank you? I don't thank you at all, okay? All the good things are messed up by you!

"Who the **** are you?" Gao Fei asked depressedly, there must be a reason to save people!

"We are your followers and your personal bodyguards." Phnom Penh said with a smile.

"Personal bodyguard?" Gao Fei was completely at a loss. "When did I hire a personal bodyguard? Besides, I don't need a personal bodyguard. Who said I needed a personal bodyguard?"

My buddy was worried about how to die quickly, but two private bodyguards suddenly appeared out of nowhere! What the **** is this? I am afraid that someone is not sincere to do it against me!

At this time, the golden-rimmed glasses smiled and said: "Officer Goofy, I think you also realize that you are not an ordinary person, you are the next step in human evolution. As far as I know, you have participated in a human experiment before and successfully integrated a human body. A new type of reagent, you are currently the only living sample in the world that has absorbed this reagent perfectly, so you have a crucial role in the evolution of the entire human race..."

Hearing this, Goofy finally realized that you are from Norman Osborn~www.readwn.com~ Although the bald doctor who made Norman Osborn's human enhancement agent died, Goofy was used as an experimental sample He survived, and now Norman Osborn must be thinking about the living sample of Goofy, and wants to take him back for further study.

However, it seems that Osborn changed his strategy this time and chose to use a friendly wrist to win over Goofy. Probably after the previous friction, Osborn found that Goofy was a tough guy, and tough methods were useless for him, so he Another way.

But in fact, euphemisms are useless to Goofy.

"I see..." Gao Fei nodded with a sneer, "Do you want to experiment with me?"

"Don't dare..." Phnom Penh hurriedly shook his head, "You are a key figure in human evolution, how can we treat you like an experimental sample? We just want to cooperate with you and seek a better future for mankind. ,what do you think?"

Gao Fei was silent.

The gold-rimmed glasses asked tentatively again, "For the sake of saving your life just now, can we talk about it?"

"Talk about your sister!"

Gao Fei had a black face on the spot.

Originally, it's okay not to mention life-saving matters, but when I talk about life-saving matters, I get angry!

Do you think you are helping? Help is obviously a disservice!

Besides, I, a policeman, have nothing to talk about with your group of criminals!

No play!

Gao Fei coughed and glared angrily at the gold-rimmed glasses and the group of men in black: "Don't think this little kindness can make me give up my bottom line, I'm a principled police officer! Mention, let me first investigate the two charges of illegal possession of a gun and intentional wounding!"