America 1982

Chapter 77 Girls are only attractive when I’m bored

Tommy Hawke could barely be considered a rich second generation in his last life. He had attended various parties such as fraternity parties, birthday parties, bachelor parties, and fellowship parties so many times that he had forgotten how many times he had attended them. Tricks such as one-handed bra removal, Big Bird golf, human straws, etc. have long been commonplace.

From the moment Eric told him the purpose of his visit, Tommy guessed that the fraternities of the 1980s seemed to have far less tricks than the college students of 2022, so he decisively showed his hand to him. Regular operations for fraternity members in 2022.

A one-handed bra removal competition made Eric in 1983 think it was a great new party trick. If Tommy from the American University in 2022 told him about a trick called the Human Symphony Concert, I don’t know if it would be possible. It would shock his jaw straight away.

"This kind of technique won't be effective on my girlfriend. It requires equal emphasis on technique and physical strength. When we practiced before, we always played this trick in front of other couples. After untying it, we ran wildly while being chased by the boyfriend of the other party. You can exercise your physical strength by the way." Tommy said to Eric in a preachy and clear-cut tone: "And if you untie your girlfriend's bra, you won't feel any stimulation at all. Try the method I mentioned to ensure that your adrenaline rushes. Better than hemp."

Eric looked at Tommy for a while, then calmed down and continued: "Wow, the information I saw said that you are from a rural place like Warwick, Rhode Island. I didn't expect that you are from rural America. High school life has become so exciting now.”

"The poorer the land, the more tenacious vitality will emerge." Tommy touched the beer in his hand with Eric and said with a smile, then turned to look at the three big men who were guest models: "The beer is in the refrigerator. , you can pick it up by yourself, you're welcome, and please put on your clothes, and say sorry for your favorite underwear brand. Starting today, they have lost me as a customer, and I swear I will never let my girlfriends do it in the future. Wear that brand of underwear.”

One of the three people took the beer and smiled at Tommy: "Don't take it to heart, we also stole it from a sorority house with which we have a good relationship."

Tommy had heard of the name SSD in his last life. The Boston University he studied in his previous life had an SSD chapter. SSD is one of the largest national white fraternity organizations in North America, with more than 200 universities in the United States and Canada. It has a branch and was established in 1885. As of 2022, members of the fraternity have given birth to two U.S. presidents, 14 U.S. governors, five Nobel Prize winners, and countless celebrities in other fields and industries.

Even though these guys are still wearing women's underwear today and laughing like fools, maybe in a few decades these guys who steal women's underwear will become sanctimonious politicians, seriously telling the American people to respect women.

Eric took a sip of beer and said to Tommy: "I have to say, your party and manual are very impressive. You will be very busy on Friday night. I think many fraternities will be interested in you." , chat with you and see if I can send you an invitation.”

"I personally am more devoted. Although there are seventeen fraternities at Stanford, there are only two that I can't forget, SSD and VSA. I like to be friends with people who play crazy when they are relaxed, focus and work hard when they are serious, and have self-control. " Tommy said.

Since he came to Stanford University to study, Tommy has naturally done some relevant understanding and preparation work. Although he is not as good as Jason in checking out the signature delicacies in various restaurants on the school, he also has information on student organizations and his plans for the next four years. The general arrangement has a framework idea. Joining a fraternity to expand the social circle of a country boy is an important part of it.

"You have a good vision. The White Robe Order and the Order of the Phoenix are undoubtedly the two best fraternity organizations at Stanford University. However, for the time being, our SSD ranks third and the Order of the Phoenix ranks first." Eric nodded with understanding. .

The White Robe Club is the unofficial name of the SSD. Because the official colors are white and green, and when members perform some recruitment or other secret ceremonies within the club, members will wear white robes similar to those of the Ku Klux Klan, so it is called the White Robe Club. .

The Order of the Phoenix is ​​the unofficial name of another national fraternity organization, VSA. It was founded at Yale University in 1845. In 1864, it was torn apart by the annexation of other Yale fraternities. In 1900, it was reborn again and developed into a national organization. In addition, the emblem is a phoenix, so it is called the Order of the Phoenix.

As for Tommy not considering the second-ranked DTS fraternity at Stanford University, the main reason is that that fraternity is more traditional and only recruits Christians. Unless a Catholic like Tommy Hawke is determined to convert to Christianity, he would not consider it. Don't even think about getting an invitation.

"So, I proved that I didn't steal your secrets, can I go back and continue the party now?" Tommy Hawke said to Eric: "There is a girl still waiting for me to chat."

"SSD rarely recruits first-generation college students from the countryside, because before we found that rookies from small places have not seen the world and are timid in activities. But you have successfully changed my opinion." Eric patted Tommy on the shoulder:

"If you are interested, you can come later to SSD's Friday night recruitment party, because in the first few hours of the party, I will be busy chatting with various freshmen. After I finish those bad things, we can be quiet in the early morning. Let’s have a couple of drinks and chat. I like your character and abilities. It’s rare to find a way to make a fortune just a few days before freshmen report, and then hold a party to entertain themselves. I won’t bother you. Go hook up with a girl and have fun, Tommy, and oh, by the way, welcome to Stanford.”

When we returned to the public living room, perhaps with the increase in alcohol intake, the people there had relaxed a lot more than at the beginning. Although the three hot blondes left with Eric and others, some of the freshmen who were proficient in dancing The skilled girl has continued to dance on the table, confidently showing off her charm and figure to everyone.

There are also boys who like to dance disco and break dance and start to make some cool moves on the floor to the music, which makes the audience around them exclaim.

"Go pick up girls, Jason, leave this to me." Tommy walked to the barrel and said to his roommate who had been responsible for maintaining order at the party.

Seeing Tommy taking over his work, Jason moved towards the girls.

Tommy lit a cigarette and sat on the sofa next to the beer barrel and drank beer leisurely. He hated being alone and liked the warm atmosphere of a group of people around him. Even if he was just watching quietly and not participating, it would make his mood better. Relax.

"You actually don't take the initiative to strike up a conversation with a girl?" Julie-Dress came over and asked with a smile, "I'm sitting on the sofa waiting for you to come back and chat with me?"

Tommy remained the same as before, making room for the empty seat next to him, gesturing for the beautiful Caucasian-Latin woman to sit down, and said with a smile: "I have some knowledge about taking the initiative to strike up conversations. As far as I know, some girls wear chastity rings. , they look open on the surface, but in fact they are conservative at heart. But in order to have fun at parties, they sometimes put away their rings secretly. If the beautiful girl you chat with at the party happens to be this kind of person, it will be very embarrassing. When the two of them want to When you want to take it a step further, a girl tells you that she will only be intimate with her lifelong partner. Guess what the boy thinks? So generally I am not in a hurry to strike up a conversation. Girls who are determined to stay chaste will take out their rings and put them back on when they feel tipsy. Experience tells boys that it may be more appropriate to wait until girls reveal their true colors before considering how to strike up a conversation.”

"It's eye-opening. Are you really a freshman? It sounds like you have enough experience to open a sex hunting course at Stanford University." Julie said to Tommy: "We chatted for ten minutes at most. You have revealed quite a lot of attitude. You You don’t object to being intimate with girls, but you are definitely not prepared to invest your emotions in girls and waste your time?”

Tommy sipped his beer with a smile on his face: "Very insightful, that's it, Miss Julie-Dress."

"This is not cool at all, no girl likes a boy like this." Seeing Tommy actually admit it, Julie suddenly looked disgusted: "If you do that, you might as well call an escort agency and let those prostitutes come and have fun with you. "

Tommy looked at Julie and said with a smile: "You know, if I hadn't had to live in the dormitory during the freshman semester, and I spent a lot of money purchasing hardware, I would indeed be renting out a villa for about a dozen high-end people. Regarding the call girl accompanying me to the party, my status as a freshman limits my performance."

"I guess you bought yourself a very stylish sports car and planned to take the girls for a ride?" Julie guessed: "After all, boys like to drive their first car when they are in college."

"No, I bought five personal computers of different brands and more than 30 genuine software." Tommy took a sip of wine and said to Julie: "The reason why I am sitting here chatting to kill time is only Two points, one, to attract the attention of those fraternities, and two, waiting for my hardware and software to be delivered to your door. Now you understand, why I don’t object to being intimate with girls, but I don’t want to waste my feelings and time on girls? Because No matter how beautiful a woman is, she only attracts me when I’m bored.”

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