Chapter 974 Life is like a play

“That pair of dirty and tattered sunglasses will only get rid of the burden even if they are sacrificed. I wanted to say that a long time ago, Hasegawa, in fact, you are not suitable for wearing sunglasses at all!”

“Asshole, sunglasses are the second face of a man. There is no man in this world who is not suitable for wearing sunglasses. Dirty and tattered? Compared with BOSS’s tattered chair that doesn’t know how much pressure it has endured, it is carefully taken care of by me. Sunglasses are the perfect preserved artwork!”

“…” The behavior of two “alien” knelt on the ground was arguing, so Tuma Zou Wu unknowingly hung a black line: “Eh Duo…”

It is a pity that the high-interested “aliens” seem to have completely ignored him.

“Hasegawa, what do you mean by not knowing how much pressure I have been under? Do you think I am fat?” The face of the chunky boss who was talked back by his sunglasses was full of uncomfortable words.

“BOSS, don’t you hear the wailing of the chair every day when you sit on the chair? Rather than let the chair bear the weight that it shouldn’t bear in its life, it is better to sacrifice to this adult. This is the happy situation for everyone… …”

“Hasegawa, you really mean that I am fat?” The word # appeared on the forehead of the chunky BOSS: “What whine, that is just the massage function of the chair is activated, I am just a little plump, just It’s just a little plump, why did you change your way to say I’m fat…



Soul Dan, you have angered me, unless you sacrifice your sunglasses now and beg your lord to let the claw machine witch raise her precious hand and let us go, otherwise, I will not forgive you, Hasegawa! ”

“Obviously it is the boss who said that my face is not suitable for wearing sunglasses, and if I want to sacrifice, I also sacrifice the seat of the boss!” This is the insistence of the man Hasegawa.

“It’s just sunglasses…” Chunky BOSS gritted his teeth.

“I will return this sentence to you as it is, it’s just a mere chair…” Hasegawa confronted each other.

“Hasegawa, don’t force me!” The chunky BOSS stared.

“BOSS is…” Hasegawa did.

At that moment, the two “alien” eyes looked at each other as if lightning flashed out, a strong smell of gunpowder permeated them, and a bloody case involving the dispute between the seat and the sunglasses seemed to be about to come.

“Excuse me…” Although the persistence of these two “differents” made people move, Sougo Tama couldn’t help but said, “Excuse me, what do I want your sunglasses and seats for?”

Hasegawa sunglasses: “…”


Chunky BOSS: “…”

After a while of silence, the chunky BOSS once again grabbed the tunnel with his head: “It’s over, it’s over, I don’t even want sunglasses or a seat, but we can’t get anything better anymore, it’s over, if no one stops the crane machine Witch, my shop, my shop can be declared closed in advance… Hasegawa, I beg you to find a cardboard box to settle down!”

“No problem, BOSS, huh…” After the sunglasses heard the words, he put out his thumb and vowed: “As long as you don’t move the sunglasses, leave it to me!”

These words made the chunky boss stiff for a moment: “Hasegawa…”

“BOSS, don’t worry about it…” Hasegawa said with his thumbs up in a handsome posture.

After the short and fat BOSS was silent again for a while, he suddenly hit the ground with his hammer: “Hasegawa, you should comfort me at this time and let me not be discouraged. Even if the adults don’t want sunglasses and seats, as long as we sincerely plead, As long as the heart comes, this adult will definitely understand us and take away the claw machine witch, why do you want to take a big bag on the carton!”

“Huh!?” Hasegawa was taken aback.

“Idiot, if adults are moved by our friendship and indomitable spirit, maybe…”

“It turns out that this is like a plot in a movie or anime. The protagonist team has clearly failed, but it has been recognized because of its spirit…” Hasegawa suddenly.

“Cough…” I don’t know whether to continue analyzing these two “different” Sougou Morama also coughed twice after hearing this: “Sorry, interrupt your loud conspiracy, what you just said is the protagonist. Isn’t it the only treatment?”

“But the reasons are all in common…” The chunky BOSS wiped the sweat that burst out again: “My lord, I believe that our sincerity and spirit are by no means worse than those of the movie protagonists! Hasegawa, I don’t need you. Sunglasses, as long as you use abdomen to prove our sincerity and spirit, and pull me back from the brink of bankruptcy, then I will be grateful to you…”

“Don’t be kidding, why do I have to cut your belly to save your fat pig?” Obviously, they didn’t reach an agreement. Hasegawa’s sunglasses also had his own ideas.

“Hasegawa, didn’t you just say something about knowing your encounters and not repaying it? Now, as long as you cut your belly to prove our sincerity, don’t you think it’s a reward for me? This is a way of great Bushido spirit. Ah, if you are scared…”

“Asshole, I’m not a samurai, so what if I’m afraid? You…” Don’t be afraid of cutting your belly! Unfortunately, before Hasegawa had time to speak, the chunky boss threw him to the ground:

“Since you are scared, let me help you, Hasegawa, it just hurts a little bit. After this pain, you won’t feel any pain anymore!”

“Can I still have a future after this pain?” Hasegawa snarled while blocking the opponent with his hands desperately: “After this, I have gone to Santukawa!”

“It’s just going to Santuchuan. What’s wrong with using your failed life to rescue me from bankruptcy?” The chunky BOSS bewitched.

“Even a life of failure is my own life…” Hasegawa roared while struggling, “I don’t want to end my life just because you are a fat pig!”

“Is this the wailing before dying? Hasegawa, you will only irritate me like this, let me give you a happy…” The chunky BOSS said grimly.

This may be an opportunity! As a bystander, Sougo Tama realized what:

“Eh, many, do I need to provide weapons? The kitchen knife I just bought is made with modern technology. It should be faster than the previous short knife to cut abdomen…” He said as he took out a fruit knife and handed it over.

Chunky BOSS: “…”

Hasegawa sunglasses: “…”

After the two men’s mystery was silent for a while, the chunky boss finally let go of the man with sunglasses underneath. After that, he once again grabbed his head and said: “Big, sir, you say how you are willing to stop the doll. The Mecha Witch continues to wreak havoc, as long as it doesn’t cut abdomen and take away our sunglasses and seats, we can all agree…”

“By the way, you are talking to yourself from start to finish, I haven’t said anything at all, okay? Whether it’s sunglasses or a seat, even the abdomen is proposed by yourself…”

Before he could finish speaking, the chunky boss had already turned his face away.

The man with sunglasses next to Hasegawa also said: “Boss, I said such a flamboyant performance can’t fool people…”

Tuma Sougou: “…”

fool! ?

“Hasegawa, it must be that you didn’t care when you were struggling and shouting, so that adults can see through. When you call me a fat pig, you didn’t show your anger. You are a bad scum!” Chunky BOSS gritted his teeth. Turn around.

“Obviously, the BOSS jumped up too suddenly, and it was a cut or something. How could others believe it with just your hands…” Hasegawa retorted.

Chunky boss: “…”

“Forget it, it seems I can only use PlanB!”

The chunky BOSS who said this once again showed a terrible smile.

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