Almighty Dad

In the Kunning Palace, the queen already knew that Han Ze had entered the palace, and she was smiling and ordering the dining room to prepare lunch, "Tell the kitchen chef Hong that King Chun likes his sauce-flavored elbow very much, and he also likes the roasted deer tendon." If you like it, prepare some fresh seasonal ones."

Nanny Liu smiled and bowed: "Master, Cook Hong knew that King Chun had entered the palace, so he started to prepare. When King Chun comes, he can prepare the meal."

The queen was satisfied, and said with a smile on the corner of her mouth: "This cook Hong is really good at it."

Grandma Liu smiled: "If nothing happens, how can I be reused by the master."

The cooks in the dining room all wanted to be reused by the master, and tried their best to please the master. The crown prince and Chun Wang often dined at the master's place, but the master and the crown prince did not easily reveal their preferences. Wang is different, he is what he likes, and he never hides it. Every time I eat at my master's place, I need the sauce-flavored pork knuckle made by Chef Hong.

The queen pursed her lips and smiled, "I don't know why this child entered the palace?"

As soon as the words fell, Han Ze walked in carelessly, shouting as he walked, "Mom, I'm hungry."

The Queen smiled and said, "Here I will serve you a meal."

Emperor Mingzheng looked at his bouncing movements and shook his head helplessly. This is Aze, and any son would have to give him a crime of disrespect.

The queen saw Emperor Mingzheng and was about to get up, but Emperor Mingzheng waved his hand: "Our family members don't need to salute."

Said and sat directly next to the queen.

The emperor said that there was no need to salute, and the empress had nothing to be pretentious after being married for more than twenty years. She sat down again and said with a smile, "Ah Ze, why did you enter the palace today?"

Han Ze sat down on the stool next to him, humming unhappily: "Then Chen Junxiong said I wear a cuckold, and told me not to forget to wear a cuckold next time I go out. I'm not stupid, and the prince told me to wear a cuckold." If the son is swearing, he dares to scold me, the father said that I am a prince, no one can scold me except father, mother and the prince, I will let the father beat him."

The queen was annoyed in her heart, wiped her tears with a handkerchief, and said sadly: "It's all my fault. If he could have stayed at home with Aze back then, he wouldn't have been so overwhelmed that he would not be fooled by anyone. can humiliate him..."

Han Ze looked at the queen helplessly, scratched his head and comforted him, "Mother, don't cry, I didn't burn out my brain, I'm smart, then Chen Junxiong is stupid, he knows my father is the emperor, the biggest emperor in the world , dare to scold me, isn't he afraid that my father will punish him?"

Emperor Mingzheng's eyes sharpened, and Longyan was furious: "I'm just from a reckless family background, and I still use these aristocratic families, how dare I punish him as an idle dandy."

What Chen Junxiong did can be regarded as poking into Emperor Ming Zheng's lungs. To the degree of abomination, in Emperor Ming Zheng's heart, he was no different from Shen Mingya.

The queen took Emperor Mingzheng's arm and said reproachfully: "Your Majesty, too, why bother to compete with those people, where is there any family now, even a family as big as our Wang family, hasn't it disappeared in the long river of history? "

Emperor Mingzheng sighed, and took the queen's hand: "I'm not competing with them. Although the family has fallen, there are still three catties of nails in the broken ship. The world has decided, and I don't plan to deal with them for a while, but they don't." It's funny, but it's annoying to pop out from time to time to make trouble. You especially dare to insult A Ze, not to mention that A Ze is our son, even any prince and prince, we can't let them insult him at will."

The queen frowned: "The matter of Shen Mingya planning Aze back then should be resolved privately, so Aze won't be laughed at by others."

Han Ze suddenly interrupted from the side: "Mother, I'm not afraid of being laughed at. Anyway, their father is not as old as mine. If they dare to laugh at me, I will let my father punish them and beat them up."

The emperor laughed loudly: "Ah Ze is right, if they dare to laugh at you, they are committing a crime and want to hit the board."

The queen said disapprovingly: "Is it Concubine Hui's natal nephew..."

The emperor snorted: "You are too kind, then Chen Junxiong must not be lighthearted, otherwise anyone can bully my son?"

Han Ze said loudly, "Mother, I don't like Concubine Hui."

The queen glared at him: "Don't talk nonsense."

After all, it is your father's concubine, how can you judge at will.

The emperor looked at the queen, and said indifferently: "Let him talk."

Han Ze said dissatisfiedly: "Father, I don't like Concubine Hui. Just now I saw her pinch the fifth brother to tears, and lied to my father that the fifth brother was hungry. There are so many delicious foods there, how could he be hungry? If you want to trick daddy into giving her gold, daddy, don't be fooled."

The emperor had a sullen face, A Ze was pure and would not lie, thinking that Concubine Hui had really pinched the fifth prince, he chuckled lightly: "This is the noble daughter raised by the aristocratic family, the poison of a tiger is not easy to eat, she is in order to win favor , to be able to use even my own son, how vicious."

Han Ze echoed from the side: "She is vicious, and she wants to cheat dad's gold."

The emperor said angrily: "You know gold."

Han Ze pouted and looked at him: "Don't daddy like gold?"

The emperor is one, he really needs gold, a lot of gold.

The queen looked at the emperor who was bet by her son so speechless, she was secretly funny, only her own Aze dared to talk to the emperor like that.

Han Ze rolled his eyes and leaned in front of the emperor: "Father, how about this? If Chen Junxiong scolded me, we will let him pay us gold, and we will not punish him if we lose gold, okay?"

The queen shook her head, what a chance to punish Concubine Hui, silly son, gold is always available, but the opportunity to punish Concubine Hui is rare.

Emperor Mingzheng glared at him and shouted, "Not good."

What kind of crooked idea is this, how important is the royal majesty, how can there be some fines, etc., Mingzheng Emperor's eyes flashed, and he said loudly: "Hu Deyang, let me arrest Chen Junxiong."

"Cha!" Hu Deyang flicked his sleeves, knelt down to salute, got up quickly and walked out.

...

Chen Junxiong ridiculed and insulted Han Ze, and he was in a very comfortable mood. He didn't take Han Ze's report to the palace at all. His aunt was Concubine Hui, who gave birth to the fifth prince for the emperor. It is said that the emperor dotes on that stupid prince, he does not believe it at all, a fool son, the shame of the royal family, it is too late to hide it, and another thing happened, he believes that in any aristocratic family, he would not let this happen The shame exists, and he doesn't believe that the emperor slapped a normal son in the face for a stupid son.

Thinking about it this way, Chen Junxiong led a group of cronies to the Chunfeng Tower, and was indulging in the gentle village, when the housekeeper came over.

Chen Junxiong hugged a beautiful woman drunkenly, squinting his eyes: "What do you want from me?"

The butler sweated anxiously on his forehead: "Second Young Master, you should go home quickly." Thinking of the angry master, he glanced at the guards behind him and said, "Hurry up and help Second Young Master back home."

Chen Junxiong was taken aback, let go of the woman in his arms, pointed at the housekeeper and said with his tongue out, "You, you are bold."

If the butler is bold, be bold, as long as you bring you back to the mansion, you will be considered as having completed the task assigned by the master. No matter how bold he is, the master will not punish himself.

Chen Junxiong, a **** whose body had been hollowed out, was no match for the guards at all, no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless, so he was driven out of the Chunfeng Tower by several guards.

Seeing this, the group of cronies in the back thought to themselves, could it be that the pure king really went to the palace to complain? They couldn't help shivering, they were really fools, and they would sue if they disagreed. Thinking of this, they didn't care about the beautiful woman in their arms, hurriedly put on their clothes, and ran home scrambling.

When Chen Junxiong arrived at the door, still drunk, he still shouted: "I will definitely let my father punish you, just wait."

The butler bowed his head and remained silent.

A palace guard saw Chen Junxiong coming back, looked at him expressionlessly and asked, "Chen Junxiong from the Chen family?"

Chen Junxiong smiled wildly, and said drunkenly: "If you don't change your name or surname, it's your grandfather, I, Chen Junxiong."

"Asshole, shut up."

Patriarch Chen wanted to shut up his son, but he didn't know what happened to this kid again, and there was no news from the palace, so he could only be anxious, but he was still talking nonsense, looking for death.

The guard in the palace looked at the guards behind and ordered coldly: "Take it away."

Chen Junxiong was stunned, "Bring, what?"

Several guards ignored him at all, and escorted him away. At this moment, Chen Junxiong finally woke up most of his drunkenness. He hurriedly asked Patriarch Chen, struggling for help: "Father, father, help me?"

It was useless for Patriarch Chen to be anxious, he could only wait for news from the palace, with his sister around, at least he didn't have to worry about his son's life.

After lunch, Han Ze followed Emperor Mingzheng to Mingxin Palace. Han Ze sat with his legs crossed under Mingzheng Emperor, and said happily, "Father, we must punish that bear with a lot of gold. If the punishment is too small, it will not work. He berated me."

Emperor Mingzheng looked at him with a smile: "You like gold that much?"

Han Ze nodded his head: "Gold can buy many things. When I was in the village, if I had gold, I could buy food and clothing for Xiaozhuzhu, Xiaoxingxing and grandma."

"If I have gold, I can buy a lot of quilts. When it snows, grandma won't get sick from freezing because she doesn't have thick quilts to cover her."

"If I have gold and grandma is sick, I can ask a doctor for her, give her medicine to drink, and buy her delicious food to nourish her body, and grandma will not die."

"It's because I'm too stupid to earn money. Now I want to earn a lot of gold and silver. When you don't have any, I can use it for you. I don't want you to suffer from cold like grandma. You don't have money to see a doctor... ...."

Emperor Mingzheng's eyes were moist, he took out his handkerchief to wipe his eyes, and his voice was hoarse: "It's because father is stupid, Aze is not stupid, it's because father didn't protect your grandma well, it's because father is unfilial..."

Han Ze blinked and looked at Emperor Mingzheng: "Grandma said that I am a man and should protect the little stars and pearls, and that you are a great hero, and you are indeed a great hero, and you have become the greatest emperor in the world."

Emperor Mingzheng knew that his mother would not blame him, but he was most ashamed of his mother and A Ze, "What else did your grandma say?"

Han Ze scratched his head: "I forgot."

Emperor Mingzheng: "..."

Han Ze suddenly said: "Grandma said that my father was very skinny when he was a child. He fought with people every day and even stole other people's peaches to eat. My father is so brave that I dare not steal other people's peaches."

A few muffled laughs came from the side.

Emperor Mingzheng glared at Hu Deyang behind him: "..."

Brat, there is no need to talk about this matter, father is the emperor, he wants to save face.

Hu Deyang immediately covered his mouth in fright.

Emperor Mingzheng snorted, thinking that Hu Deyang didn't take care of himself, he dared to watch my jokes, the father and son were talking, when the guards came in, knelt down and reported: "Your Majesty, Chen Junxiong has been escorted into the palace."

Emperor Mingzheng: "Let him get out of here."

Guard: "Yes."

Chen Junxiong scrambled and crawled into the Mingxin Palace. When he saw Han Ze, what else did he not know? This stupid prince really went to the palace to complain? Is he a child? Report a little thing? However, no matter what, it is right to beg for mercy: "The emperor forgives, the villain knows his mistake, and the villain knows his mistake."

Emperor Mingzheng laughed angrily: "Are you talking about what mistakes you made?"

Chen Junxiong choked, Han Ze stood up and pointed at him: "Father, you said you were going to beat him fifty times?"

Chen Junxiong was so frightened that he quickly covered his buttocks, and hurriedly knelt down to beg for mercy: "The emperor has mercy, the emperor has mercy!"

Han Ze looked at him, and smiled happily: "It's useless to beg for mercy, I have to hit you with 50 slaps, no, 100 slaps."

Chen Junxiong: "..."

Han Ze squatted in front of him: "Don't you want to hit the board? It hurts a lot. Fifty boards. All the nuns in our house were paralyzed after being hit by the board. It's so miserable."

Chen Junxiong had beaten the servants before, of course he knew that if he went down to the top 50, he would lose half of his life, so he couldn't care about anything else: "My lord, please spare me, my lord, please spare my life."

Han Ze smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't want to beat the board, just pay the fine."

Chen Junxiong was taken aback, a fine? Is it okay? Just when I was about to ask how much the fine was, someone came to report: "Your Majesty, Concubine Hui asks to see you."

Chen Junxiong was overjoyed, his aunt really wouldn't just ignore him.

Emperor Mingzheng snorted coldly: "Let her in."

He hadn't looked for her yet, yet she dared to come over to see her, but wanted to see what she was going to do.

Concubine Hui came in, saw her nephew kneeling on the ground, her heart skipped a beat, she knelt on the ground and said: "Your Majesty, my nephew offended King Chun, my concubine dare not intercede with him, I just beg the emperor to save his life anyway .”

Emperor Mingzheng looked at Concubine Hui without making a sound, and Han Ze looked at Concubine Hui with wide eyes: "During lunch, you pinched Fifth Brother and said he was hungry."

Concubine Hui was startled, and hurriedly looked at the emperor: "Your Majesty, there are no concubines."

Han Ze pointed at her: "You are talking nonsense. You clearly pinched the fifth brother and made him cry. You also said that the fifth brother is hungry. There are so many meals on the table, how can he be hungry? Little Zhuzhu and little Xingxing were young. You are so thin, you don’t have anything to eat at home, and you won’t be hungry if you eat the moldy steamed buns given by others. How can you be hungry with so much food in the palace? You clearly want to lie to my father’s gold and make him I'll give you all the gold, I'll give you all the gold, what if my father is hungry? What if we are hungry?"

Concubine Hui wished to shut him up, but she had no choice but to ask the emperor: "Your Majesty, how could this concubine pinch his own son? King Chun must have misread it."

Emperor Mingzheng's eyes were deep, and he looked at her without any emotion: "Don't you know if you have been wronged?"

Concubine Hui's heart tightened, the emperor didn't believe her, she said in a panic: "Your Majesty, you trust my concubine, why would this concubine pinch her own son?"

Emperor Mingzheng looked at her deeply: "Do you think I am a fool?"

Concubine Hui froze.

Emperor Mingzheng no longer looked at her, but instead said: "I pass on my will, Concubine Hui deceives the emperor, is unkind to her mother, and degrades to a nobleman."

Concubine Hui slumped on the ground, pinching her fingers tightly, pure king!

Chen Junxiong was also stunned, the well-behaved aunt has been demoted from the concubine of the second rank to a nobleman of the fifth rank? Can I still plead for him?

Concubine Hui was pulled down, and Han Ze looked at Chen Junxiong with a smile: "Your aunt was punished by my father, you are miserable."

Chen Junxiong: "..."

It's too bullying, didn't he just say a few words that he wears a cuckold? Why did you do this to him? So bullying.

Han Ze took out a gold ingot and handed it to him: "I'm secretly telling you, as long as I have enough gold, I can ask my father for mercy and let him beat you less."

Chen Junxiong stared at him blankly: "Give me the gold, but still want to hit the board?"

Han Ze glared at him: "Of course, you think I'll let you off so easily if you scold me?"

Chen Junxiong looked at him angrily, so he still needs gold?

Han Ze turned around and said, "Of course, as long as you give me enough gold, I will ask my father to beat you less. It depends on how much gold you have?"

Chen Junxiong said: "I have no gold."

All gold is at home.

Han Ze curled his lips: "I know you don't have gold. My gold was given to me by my father, my mother, and my brother-in-law. If you don't have gold, you won't ask your father, mother, and elder brother for it? How stupid."

Chen Junxiong: "..."

He was called stupid by a fool? Is he really stupid? Bah bah, of course he is not stupid, but Chun Wang is right, he doesn't want to be punished, and he has no money, so he can only ask his parents and elder brother for help.