Alliance God-level Summoner

Chapter 61: , sausage mouth and squint

"Fox, I'm still a little worried. You said, if they try to get revenge on us, what should we do? We can't beat him again."

the boy said worriedly.

"Afraid of a hair?"

The fox said nonchalantly, "Gangzi, you just think too much, and they can't do it, how else can they get revenge on us?"

"Okay, listen to you."

Gangzi was still a little worried, but since the fox said so, he no longer bothered, who made the fox smarter than him?

"Hey, fox, did you hear the sound?"

Just on the side of Zi's ear, he seemed to hear a buzzing voice.

"What's the sound, I didn't hear it? You are too nervous and useless."

The fox put down the water glass and laughed.

"No, no, I really heard the voice."

Gangzi looked anxious: "The voice is getting closer and closer to us."

"Is it?"

The fox was straight, ready to open the curtain to take a look.

Suddenly, the curtains opened from outside.

A yellow object was thrown in.

"What the hell?"

The nervous Gangzi wanted to step forward to take a look, but the fox's expression changed drastically.

"not good!"

Before he could react, a large swarm of bees rushed in.

"Gangzi, run!"

The fox shouted and ran to the hole.

thump~

At this time, a huge wooden board blocked the entrance of the hole.

"Fuck me!"

The fox naturally knew who put the board, but at this time he couldn't scold it.

The densely packed bees flew in front of him, and he waved his arms to disperse them, but the more he did, the more the bees wanted to attack him.

"Ah ah ah ah, let me out!!!"

There was a miserable cry and a sharp roar in the tree hole.

Screaming Scream~

Well, sure enough, except for the harsh sound, it's useless.

At the same time, the planks were slammed frantically, as if a beast was trying to get out of the cage.

But Xiao Yao and Xu Xingliang were standing outside, each of them holding the plank firmly.

Hearing the constant screams inside, the two couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing.

After more than ten seconds, the tree hole suddenly vibrated slightly.

Xiao Yao realized that the two had activated the resistance bracelet.

After looking at Xu Xingliang, they quickly let go and ran to the side.

hum~

Densely dense bees burrowed out of the tree hole, and at the same time, yellowish smoke wafted from the tree hole, accompanied by a vomit-like stench.

vomit~

Smelling the stench, Xiao Yao retched.

His sense of smell is much more sensitive than ordinary people, so he is more easily stimulated.

Before the bees had finished burrowing out, the two figures crowded each other and climbed out of the tree hole.

As soon as they came out, they squatted on the ground, unable to vomit.

Seeing the appearance of the two, Xiao Yao and Xu Xingliang couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.

The matchmaker's mole boy's mouth was swollen into a sausage, exactly like Tony Leung Chiu-wai, who was in the middle of everything. At the same time, he also had two big stings on his forehead, like an alien.

The other boy was even worse. Old Gao had swollen eyelids and could only open his eyes a small slit. He looked like a celebrity named Sun Meimei. In addition, he also had a swollen bump on the tip of his nose, which looked very funny.

Worst of all, they were also vomited by the stench of their own black fox.

It's a perfect interpretation of that proverb.

Farting in the quilt - you can smell it and cover it

"Oh, fuck, I can't do it anymore."

Xiao Yao squatted on the ground, clapping his hands to the ground constantly, out of breath with laughter.

And Xu Xingliang didn't give in too much, he couldn't laugh out loud, he could only see tears flowing down drop by drop.

When the vomiting was almost over, the fox stood up and glared at the two of them:

"I'm so busy, it's too much for Feng."

With his sausage mouth, he can't speak easily.

"What did you say, I don't understand? Say it again!"

Xiao Yao put his hand beside his ear, suppressed a smile, and pretended to listen with his ears attached.

"That's so fierce, I escaped to the dung."

The fox said it again, although his face was flushed, the words he said were still sincere.

"He said you were going too far!"

Gangzi suddenly got up and said loudly.

It's fine if he doesn't speak. As soon as he speaks, with those two squinting eyes, Xiao Yao and the two can't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.

"You...you!"

Gangzi's body trembled, pointing at Xiao Yao and the two, unable to speak.

"Black fox, kill them for me!"

The fox roared inwardly.

Hearing the master's order, the black fox stood up like a conditioned reflex, ready to start.

But in less than a second, under Xiao Ke's cold eyes, he took a few steps back and shrank behind the fox.

"You, you are not up to your expectations!"

Fox cursed in his heart.

woohoo~

Heihu was also aggrieved in his heart. It wasn't because I didn't live up to his expectations, it was because the other party was too strong, so I couldn't court death.

"You and I…"

The fox-like complexion was livid, and his heart was full of anger. Coupled with the influence of bee venom, the whole person was a little confused, his body was swaying, and he was about to fall down.

"Fox~"

Gangzi next to him quickly supported the fox.

唳~

At this time, a clear bird chirping came out of the sky.

Xiao Yao looked up and saw that it was the big blue bird from last time.

Hu~hu~

The big blue bird vibrated its wings and landed slowly.

This time, it was close enough that Xiao Yao could see the information about the blue bird.

[Name of the beast] Green Winged Eagle

[War Beast Level] Silver Level 5

[War Beast Skills] Super Stamina, Wind of Blue Wings

It turned out to be these two skills, no wonder.

Generally speaking, flying beasts must reach the gold level before they have the ability to fly people.

But this blue-winged eagle is very special. It not only has super endurance to ensure battery life, but also the wind of blue-winged to reduce the burden. It is no wonder that it can lead people to fly at the silver level.

Seeing that the person being rescued looked like this, the man who came down was stunned for a moment~www.readwn.com~ and then he couldn't hold back his laughter.

There's no way, it's really because the two people's shapes are so unique, it's impossible for anyone not to laugh when they see it.

click ~ click ~

The man held back his laughter, tied the waists of the two to himself, and without waiting for the two to speak, he grabbed the feet of the blue-winged eagle and flew up.

"Hey~hey~ Teacher, wait a minute, we haven't packed up our things yet!"

"Don't clean up. You can see that he's almost in a coma. He needs to be treated as soon as possible. Someone will bring your things back."

"Okay, teacher, you make this bird fly slower, I can't even open my eyes."

"Is there any difference between opening and not opening your eyes?"

"I……"

…………

"These two boys, their tactics are quite bad."

Coach Zhou stood in front of the screen with a smile on his lips.

"Hahaha, you two students are talented, and they have a different way."

Li Daocheng was also amused by the appearance of the two unlucky bastards, and he couldn't stop laughing.

And in the surveillance hall, a bunch of people were looking at these two screens, laughing constantly.

"It's good to treat them all. These two boys are incompetent. They are very brave. They would have been killed long ago in the wild."

The corner of Coach Zhou's mouth curled into a disdainful smile.

I don't know which school brought these two brains out.

For students like this, it is estimated that the coach is not much better.

Li Daocheng smiled and said, "There are no-brainers everywhere, but these two no-brainers are more fortunate to be able to become summoners."

Of course, just with this mentally retarded brain and trash beasts, these two boys will be like this all their lives.

"You student gave me a lot of surprises, keep reading~"

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