All Worlds Madhouse

Ziliang is very smart, but at the same time he is also a very lazy person, whether before he becomes a human or after he becomes a human. In fact, if it weren't for the clichéd thing of "saving the world", but there is no way not to do it. He would rather stay in the "hospital" forever, smoking and reading newspapers. Occasionally, he would take old Joey to the "tavern" to have a few drinks and chat with the bartender about "the next stage of evolution of the universe." Little things at home.

Although he likes the comfortable pace of life very much, he is helpless. Everything has its own responsibility, such as the sun has to shine, the earth has to rotate, farmers have to farm, and doctors have to treat diseases. Old Joey He had to feed the "pig", the bartender had to tell stories to the newcomers in his tavern, and Ziliang himself had to travel through time and planes to find those scattered "sin fragments".

Well, some people can understand this sentence, and some people can't understand it, but it doesn't matter. Everyone just needs to know that Ziliang is just an ordinary person now. He is imprisoned in Arkham Asylum, and It was okay to become a mythical figure the morning after he was imprisoned.

There was once a saying in a certain plane: "In fact, gods are also humans, but gods have done things that humans can't do, so they became gods." At this moment, Ziliang has undoubtedly accomplished something that everyone can do. Something unexpected happened. Because after he stayed in the "infirmary" for a night, he came out with a pack of Professor Yang's cigarettes in his hand.

Yes, although it's just a pack of cigarettes, it doesn't sound like something earth-shattering, but when it reaches the ears of the prisoners, it's almost like saying: "This kid went to hell, and when he crawled out, he was holding a cigarette in his hand." Satan’s briefs.”

This news was so shocking, so unbelievable, and so heartbreaking that not only the prisoners, but also the prison guards began to talk about this new prisoner, and the night he spent alone with Professor Yang was also rumored to be There are various versions, and there are even some pink novelties mixed in.

But having said that, the professionalism of criminals in Gotham City has really gotten worse over the years. If this was Gotham 10 years ago, there would be a lot of people who could chat, drink tea and eat sunflower seeds while being tortured in front of Professor Yang. , and to take a step back, Professor Yang's torture methods probably wouldn't even have a chance to gain a foothold in Arkham Asylum a few years ago. Looking at his fierce reputation now, it can only mean that he has caught up with the good times.

Anyway, no matter what, almost everyone got to know Ziliang overnight.

But with fame comes trouble.

The largest among them was Mr. Cobblepot.

Cobot is a businessman and a criminal.

His full name was Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot. It sounds confusing to read, so when he was not imprisoned in Arkham Asylum, most people in the Gotham City underground gang liked to call him "Penguin".

Mr. Penguin is a little over 1.4 meters tall, weighs 80 kilograms, has almost no neck, and is a little bald. This deformed figure makes him look like a large walking kiwi, coupled with his underdeveloped left side The combination of these elements with his sharp eyes and abrupt aquiline nose made people naturally classify him as a "psychopath". When he was arrested, he was not even given a chance to explain, and he was just classified as a "psychopath". He was imprisoned in Arkham Asylum.

Therefore, the habit of "judging people by their appearance" is really bad, because Mr. Penguin is not a psychopath at all. Not only that, he is also a very typical "criminal with high emotional intelligence". He pays attention to his appearance, clothing, He has elegant interests and is very gentlemanly. He likes to quote Shakespeare's verses when speaking. He even has a little mysophobia.

He had a childhood that was bullied and ridiculed, his father died mysteriously, his mother was hysterical, and his family was declining day by day. He started from scratch, suffered a lot, and eventually became the leader of one of the four major gangs in Gotham City. In short, he was a man who worked from the bottom up. He is a model of struggle to get up step by step with his own perseverance. Apart from his fondness for chewing live fish, he is almost the most normal-minded and wisest person in Arkham Asylum.

So after entering Arkham Asylum, he quickly used his normal thinking, wisdom, emotional intelligence, and negotiation skills to become the "boss" of the asylum.

So some people have to ask, why is he a normal person, but he can become the boss of a group of lunatics?

You see, this is where your thinking becomes narrow-minded, because the people he is negotiating with are not the prisoners at all, but the warden, Quincy Sharp.

Arkham Asylum is a magical place. Although all the prisoners here are under strict supervision, and fighting, causing trouble, forming gangs, etc. are completely prohibited, and there is an amiable figure like Professor Yang who is personally in charge, but this place is very magical. There would be some troubles every now and then.

For example, it is quite normal for Ziliang to stab someone in the throat with a spoon until the person goes into shock.

Can you imagine a person picking up the rust on the water pipe with his fingernails in the middle of the night? He rubbed the rust and the wiping paper together, rolled it into a ball with his spit, and took it out to freeze when it was time to let the air out. It was In winter, the cold was as hard as steel bullets in less than 10 minutes. This man used this handful of waste paper dumplings as a hidden weapon and killed two guards and a prisoner. At that time, the prison authorities were forced to count every person. The correct amount of paper for wiping the buttocks of prisoners is to dig out the used paper in the wastebasket, confirm that every piece of paper is stained with feces, and then compare it with the total number of toilet paper, and then recycle it uniformly. Legend has it that the resignation rate of prison guards during that period was Three times that of previous years.

And to be even more crazy, can you imagine yourself frugally raising cockroaches in prison? That man was an entomologist who had lost his mind. The cockroaches were as big as slippers. When they spread, it was like an invasion of demonic creatures. As a result, the prison had to start a large-scale cleaning. During this period, the prisoner successfully poisoned 12 prison guards with pesticides and then successfully escaped.

In short, things will always happen in Arkham Asylum that you absolutely don't expect, and the prison guards can't really keep an eye on you 24 hours a day. Therefore, the prison needs someone who has enough charisma and can influence the prisoners. The person who comes to control them internally, and this person is naturally our Mr. Penguin.

I'll work on the contract this afternoon and post the next chapter later. I know you all can't wait to reward me, okay? (ω)