All Things Wrong

Because it was a bit late, after reading his bank deposit, Li Huailin went to sleep. At 7 o'clock the next day, Li Huailin got up on time, found a cold meal in the refrigerator and cooked some rice for breakfast, while eating, while watching the official website and forum of "Glory Heart".

Forum top posts: "The most cattle player in history beat the novice village head, the village chief yielded **** hand over the hidden mission"

The following is nothing but a text link. Li Huailin looked at it, and it turned out to be a video of a gray-bearded old man slap in the face.

The following message.

Post owner: I have nothing to say, look at the officials themselves.

The first floor: Niubi is two words.

Second floor: worship the gods.

Third floor: This sticker will be fire.

Fourth floor: tongs Liu Ming.

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21st floor: Niubi

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57th floor: tongs Liu Ming.

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690 floor: Brother is the person in the video, seeking worship.

691 floor: upstairs S13

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"Hey..." Li Huailin, who finished the post, sighed softly. "I am no longer in the rivers and lakes, but the legend of the brothers is everywhere in the rivers and lakes..."

I packed up the tableware a little, just wanted to enter the game, and suddenly I heard a "beep" from the corridor in the doorway.

A little strange, Li Huailin opened the door and found that Chen Juan, a neighbor, actually sat in the corridor with his own door, his eyes closed, and his chest seemed to fall asleep.

"Hey, wake up." Li Huailin squats and wants to wake up Chen Juan, not close yet, a burst of alcohol will come.

"This guy, how much did you drink?" Li Huailin frowned, then continued to scream, "Juan Jie, Juan Jie, wake up."

"Ah, little handsome guy..." Chen Juan woke up slightly, the beautiful face with a hint of ruddy, a fascinating voice into Li Huailin's ear, "Come on, come to my house to sit."

"I said, this is my home..." Li Huailin wiped the sweat. "Jane sister, your key, I will help you back."

Chen Juan obviously drinks too much. She doesn't know what she is doing, and she doesn't answer the confused. Fortunately, Li Huailin saw Chen Juan pressing the bag under the right hand, took it out and turned it over, and the key was inside. By the way, it turned from the bag to several condoms, and it was a sweat.

"I will help you to go back." Li Huailin said as he set up Chen Juan, limping and went to Chen Juan's room 2401, opened the door, and a female perfume smelled out.

"Wow, this guy doesn't open the window when he goes out, and he gets sick sooner or later." Li Huailin quickly pulled Chen Juan into the bedroom, threw it directly on the bed, then pulled the quilt over her corner and opened the living room. The window, cleaned up the messy items on the living room table, washed the bathroom in the bathroom, and then looked at Chen Juan who had already died, and gently went out.

"I am not a bit too much for a beast." Closing Chen Juan's door, Li Huailin suddenly reacted, even the condoms are ready, and they have no idea at all. Is there a tendency to base?

"The door is closed, the key is still in her living room, and now I can't get in." I thought about myself, don't worry about it, and I don't want it, why bother?

Going back to my room, closing the door, Li Huailin once again sat in a homemade game bin. After the black screen, he appeared again in the offline position yesterday.

“What are you doing today?” Li Huailin thought. “Well, simple planning, first of all, I have to upgrade first. According to my current experience of -250, I have to die to level 10 and need to die 105 times... I wipe, this game can Play, rise to 100, I have to die 1005 times... I have to die 100 times before I say it. I have a fork, why is there no suicide system in this game, suicide, and the powerful pleading of the demon disintegration."

No way to commit suicide, Li Huailin can only go out to find strange, and found a black slime. Li Huailin hit each time, then dragged it, Black Slim rushed to fight, Li Hualin led to the fifth, and finally "ah" screamed to the ground.

"It took only half a day to get 50 points of experience, and it’s not much faster than fighting monsters." Li Huailin, who came out of the rebirth point, was a little depressed. He ran from the village to the outside, then went to death, and then ran out of the village. The time was long, mainly The slime attack is too low. It takes a long time to play this kind of level 1 guy. There is no experience in killing monsters in the field.

The current Li Huailin upgrade is indeed slow enough. If other players, the first level has a total of 500 points of experience, the village head's novice task has 200 points, and then 60 slime upgrades, level one to two It doesn't take an hour. And Li Huailin wants to go back and forth for more than a dozen times, spending twice as much time is not enough.

"If you look for the attacking power, it's strange..." Soon Li Huailin thought of another way. Slime hit himself 2 or 3 points of blood, so it was slow. If you find a strange one, you are not It’s much harder to die.

But a little bit of thinking is not right, the dangerous ones are far away in the novice village, the time to run out will be half a day, and after their resurrection, they will return to the novice village, it is not going to die, and the speed is not It will definitely be faster than being killed by Slime.

"His mother's entanglement, it is better to upgrade the monster." Li Huailin said depressed.

Being entangled, Li Huailin here suddenly heard the dialogue between the two players next to him.

"You go to mine again, hurry to upgrade the monster, and then go out to the novice village and say it." One player said to another player who was holding the manuscript. "The deputy is virtual, and it is king to change jobs quickly."

"I think the miner's deputy is very useful. You can see that a piece of quality 10 iron ore can sell 15 copper coins, and earn more." The player who resists the manuscript said, "Unfortunately, I only dare to dig at the entrance of the mine. Too fierce, 2 seconds."

"Crap, you are equipped with this equipment, who told you to mine."

"Wait for two." Li Huailin here stopped the two players. "Can you delay you for a while?"

"Oh, what happened?" The two stopped and looked at Li Huailin.

"Where is the mine hole you said? How far is it from the novice village?" Li Huailin asked.

"Oh, it’s not a long distance from the south side of the novice village." The player who was carrying the manuscript said that he was pointing in the direction. "Just go here, it will be a while."

"I rely on, Heaven helps me too." Li Huailin excitedly punched a punch. "Is the blame inside strong?"

"Yeah, the mine door is okay, nothing strange, but a little bit going inside will brush the 6-level bat, and the 8th-level strange zombies, especially powerful." The player said, "The vein inside is better, but too It’s dangerous, I can’t get into level 3.”

"Oh, thank you." Li Huailin said with a smile.

"Right, if you want to go to the mine to mine, there is a pre-order task, you have to get a mine to prove the mine, or the system will not let you into the mine." This player looks at Li Huailin on the mine I am very interested, thinking that Li Huailin also likes to mine, and the same person, so kindly reminded.

"Oh, this way, where is the task?" Li Huailin asked.

"It's the village blacksmith. You take the deputy task and learn the deputy miners, you can get the mining certificate."

"Oh, understand, thank you." Li Huailin said sincerely.

"Nothing, everyone helps each other." The player smiled and waved and left.

Say goodbye to two good players, Li Huailin ran to the village blacksmith. The blacksmith shop in the village is not big, it is 40 square meters, there are more than a dozen players at the door, and some are practicing iron on the side of the anvil, which is all learned from the forge.

The blacksmith is a 40-year-old bearded NPC, and his own name is Bard. Now I am knocking on the anvil near the gate, and I am dealing with the players.

"Well? Kid, you are the new warrior who the village chief said is not long. I heard that you have completed the task of the village chief. It seems that there is still some strength. In this way, I have a task here, you can help me collect it. The ten fangs of the fangs, I want to use the iron." As soon as Li Huailin was approached, the blacksmith Bud here began to release the task.

System Tip: Village Blacksmith Bard releases E-level missions to collect canines and accept them.

"Ghosts are going to do what missions." Li Huailin refused. "Hurry to give me the mining certificate."

"Oh, you want to mine, the miner is also a great profession, I can teach you the skills of mining, but you need to complete my previous tasks, I can let you learn the deputy." Blacksmith Bard here Speaking of the language prescribed by the system, there was no accident to reject Li Huailin’s request.

"I rub, I have to do a few hundred points of experience to do this task. You want me to die a few times. I don't want to do it. I warn you, give me the proof, I am very itchy." Be careful to make you an idiot." Li Huailin threatened.

"Hey, the little devils who don't have long hair, do you dare to threaten me?" Blacksmith Bard snarled.

Bud’s voice was so loud that it quickly caught the attention of several players who were playing around and those who bought things around.

“What happened? Who is the player?” one player asked.

"How do I think this is so familiar?" another player said, touching his chin.

Li Huailin here is never afraid of people watching, and he doesn't care at all, and he is now angry with the blacksmith Bard. "I understand, you are also owing it."

"Ah?" Bud did not understand, Li Huailin here has been slap in the face of Bud.

"Oh." A loud bang, the entire blacksmith shop suddenly quieted down.