All Things Wrong

On the village square in the village of Sikor, a temporary banquet has been arranged. The tax official Pavlov is now sitting inside drinking, of course, this is waiting for the other party to drink before he dares to drink, because it is really scared. Was poisoned.

"Adult, what's wrong with you, your face is not very good, is the food not suitable for your appetite?" Selwyn here saw the heavily-faced Pavlov, asked kindly.

"You...your village head?" When he first entered the village, Selwyn introduced himself to the son of the village chief. Where did the village head go, was it to organize the villagers to prepare to surround themselves?

"My father had already set off for Sovata City yesterday. He must personally thank the Duke of the Lord for his kindness. Therefore, I am responsible for the affairs here. Please rest assured that the taxation will not be delayed." Selwyn said immediately.

I rubbed, cheated ghosts, and went to thank the Duke adults? It is absolutely with the villagers where to hide and wait for us to get drunk and grab us all. Pavlov here immediately thought that this is mainly because Selwyn’s lies are too bad. You pay 70% of the tax. You also thank the lord. Are you sick?

"Hurry... hurry to pay taxes, I... I want to go to the next place." Pavlov here is already very panicked, everything is too unnatural, so he is flustered.

"Okay, adults, let's get started now." Selwyn here heard Pavlov's key points and began to collect taxes. Naturally he nodded, so he took out a book and then looked at the following. The man shouted: "Starting to pay taxes, the first one, German, home a total of 4 acres of land, this year a total of 1140 kg. Should pay 798 pounds. German, German?"

"The village head, Devin went home to pull the grain." A villager below shouted at the top.

Sure enough, Pavlov here thinks about it, so someone may actually pay. Does this German text really bring food over?

"Oh, sorry, the number of adults is a bit more. It is estimated that Devin has moved a little bit, please wait a moment." Selwyn said immediately.

Wait? You thought I was stupid. Waiting for a while, I will wait until a group of mobs holding a sickle manure fork rushed to hack themselves. Here, Pavlov looked at the city guard captain and immediately said: "Since you are not ready, then Forget it, give you another day, today I will go back first..." Anyway, he has come over and walked around. If this situation is not taxed, the urban master should not blame himself.

"Adult, you can't go back, please wait a little, we can't delay the time for the lord to collect taxes." Selwyn said here.

I rubbed it, I still don't want to go back, there must be a conspiracy. Pavlov here heard Selwyn say this, and he has to go back more. He immediately said, "That's it, today, I will..."

"I am coming! I am coming!" The words have not been finished yet, Pavlov heard the shouts not far away, turned around and saw a farmer pulling a full car of food towards him. There are more to come here, and there are several estimates behind him that his family is helping to push the car.

"German! What happened? Yesterday was not to inform you, today you are the first to pay taxes, why is it so late, who is not happy!" Selwyn immediately shouted.

"Sorry, the village head. There are tax officials. I didn't expect too many numbers. I can't move them. I borrowed a car, so I missed it. I am sorry!" Devon said immediately.

"Adult, I am sorry, people in the village do not understand the rules, please forgive me." Selwyn said here, naturally, to help their villagers plead.

At this time, Pavlov has time to take control of this. When he sees a full car, Pavlov has no idea how to react. You are really pulling food to pay taxes. You have no brains. I am sick.

"Adult, please check it out?" Seeing Pavlov, who didn't know why he was in a daze, Selwyn whispered here.

"Oh...oh..., come, pound." Pavlov can't figure out what's going on now, but fortunately, although I didn't think I really received the tax, things are still very comprehensive. There are all kinds of scales, and immediately the person next to the command is carried up.

The number is really a bit more. It’s just a German one. The Pavlov here has been inspected for a while. Finally, Pavlov here can’t believe it because the other side really has a lot of pull. It came nearly 800 pounds of food.

"Check... the acceptance is over..." Pavlov couldn’t believe it.

"German, well done!" Selwyn said immediately. "This will not cause trouble for the Lord."

The villagers in the village encouraged the eyes to look at Devin. They all looked embarrassed when they looked at him. The big man touched his head: "That is nature. How can we give trouble to such a great lord? Well, Whose food has not been moved, everyone is going to help move."

"Yeah, you are all hurry, the taxation officer is waiting." Selwyn said here and shouted, "The next one, Koma, a total of 6 acres of land, this year a total of 1550 kg, should be Pay 1085 pounds, Koma."

"It’s already here." Koma immediately said, but he had moved all the food in the warehouse to the car early in the morning, waiting to pay taxes.

"Over...weighed..." Pavlov was scared by this group of guys. I don't understand. You said that 70% of the tax is not normal for your brain. You are still happy. What happened? Looking at the villagers who smiled and gave themselves food, Pavlov suddenly felt that he was dreaming.

"Acceptance is completed...Received 1085 jins..." In a short while, Pavlov here painted a picture on Koma's name, proving that he had paid the tax this year, and that 1085 kg was not a pound. less.

"Next, Sadie, home..." Selwyn started to call the next one.

In this way, the tax collection was going very smoothly. The smooth Pavlov here couldn’t believe it was true. The villagers who were excited and excitedly sent a bundle of food to their own. In a short while, next to the village square, a small grain pile was pushed up.

"Adults...the car we brought is not enough." At this time, the captain of the city guard whispered in the ear of Pavlov.

Before I came out, no one thought that I could really receive the tax. So when Pavlov went out, it was a symbolic pull of three cars. Now, if all of this is over, ten cars are also Can't go back.

"You...you go back to Satu Mare, go to the car, report the situation here and the owner of the city..." Pavlov here thought about it. The village of Sikor is not far from Satu Mare, and will be back soon after a trip.

"Okay, adults." The city guards here nodded and immediately went back.

The Pavlov here continues to collect taxes. The progress is really smooth. The villagers here are simply crazy. Only the more people pay, and there is no one who pays less. The whole village people work together to bring the food to Pavlo. The husband moved here.

Looking at the bundles of food, Pavlov here temporarily forgot the rebellion and began to accept it seriously. In the morning, Pavlov here has received 20,000. Pounds of food.

This is, the captain of the city guard sent here to find the car has also come back, with an inexplicable face went to Pavlov.

"Adults, only found 4 cars." Cityguards reported.

"What? 4 cars are not enough, can't you see them?" Pavlov here said immediately.

"No, adults, the city is already crazy. The tax collectors everywhere don't know how to get the tax. Everyone sent someone back to find a car. Now the cars that can be used in the whole city are pulled out and loaded with food. These cars are still borrowed from the home of the city owner. It is really no car," said the city guard.

"I rub, what joke are you making, all the surrounding villages are paying taxes?" Pavlov couldn’t believe it, although he said that he was seeing the tax paid by Xikel Village. It shows that the whole village of Xikel Village is a neurotic disease. Now all the surrounding villages have started to pay taxes. Is this not a joke? 70% ah 70%, this is not a 7% tax rate, can this also receive taxes?

"It's true. When I met several captains, I came back to find a car. I heard that the villagers who saw them came to collect taxes and they were so happy that the village head could not wait to pull their daughters to sleep with the tax collector. "The captain of the city guard said inexplicably.

"..." Pavlov is really speechless. "What happened this year? Are the villagers crazy?"

"I don't know, ah." The city guard captain looked at the villagers who were eager to give them food. They thought about it, "70% of the taxes are also paid, maybe it's crazy."

"The tax official, what's the problem?" Selwyn here saw that Pavlov was talking to the captain next to him and came over and asked.

"That... Selwyn is," said Pavlov.

"Yes, adults." Selwyn nodded here.

"I found that our car seems to be a little inadequate. There are no cars in your village..." Pavlov asked.

"Everyone, the tax collector's car is not enough. After a while, everyone will help me. I have all the cars in my house to use it. I will transfer these foods to the tax official and return to Satu Mare. We can't delay the lord. Adult taxation." Selwyn immediately shouted.

"Good village head!"

"no problem!"

"Okay, I am sure they are crazy." Pavlov here said to the city captain next to him.