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"Did you save me?"Beef Noodles asked

"Well, are you a human? This is the exclusive shrimp island for our Pipi shrimp family. Generally speaking, humans are not allowed in! So don’t run around, and leave as soon as possible after you recover from your injuries!"Pipiba said, and brought a bowl of hot soup to the beef noodles.

"Injury?"Beef Noodles looked down and realized that his left leg was dislocated, the bones were exposed, and various parts of his body were seriously injured.

Although the injuries were serious, Beef Noodles had already been smart when he logged into the game for the first test. The pain was adjusted to 0.

So I skillfully pressed the bone back to its original position. Once the life was restored, the injury was basically healed.

"Brother Pipiba, can you tell me about the situation in Chaos Xinghai?"Beef Noodles opened his mouth and asked.

"Um? Are you not from Luan Xinghai?"Pipiba was a little surprised.

"I used to live on a small island and learn advanced exercises from Master! Later, I couldn't help it and went out to sea alone! Because my goal is to become the man of Star Sea King!"Beef Noodles stood up and said with a domineering look.

"Star Sea King? Alas, it's a pity. In fact, I am also the destined prince of the Pipixia clan, but my subordinates plotted to usurp the throne and took away the throne, so I ended up like this!"Pipiba couldn't help but sigh.

???

Beef Noodles was confused.

Hold the grass, you can brag better than me? And when you meet a stranger for the first time, you tell such an astonishing fact without fear of anything happening. ?

"Huh? Sorry, sorry, it turns out to be Prince Pipiba. Can you tell me more about you, Pipiba? By the way, let’s talk about the pattern of this chaotic star sea."Beef Noodles looked like he was listening.

"OK OK!"Pippi Ba immediately became energetic and began to talk non-stop.

"This Sea of ​​Chaos Stars is extremely vast, but to be precise, it is an inland sea in the center of the Endless Sea!"

"There is a very obvious boundary line between the Chaos Star Sea and the Endless Sea, which can be recognized at a glance!"

"In this chaotic star sea, there are countless islands, large and small, and those islands that are more than a thousand meters tall are occupied by various major clans!"

"The small islands that are only a dozen meters or less than a hundred meters are basically inhabited by our Pipi shrimp family. These mini islands are also known as shrimp islands!"

"Our Pipi Shrimp clan can be said to be the largest clan in this chaotic star sea, with more people than the Sea clan! But, alas, our Pipi shrimp clan is too greedy for money, and our hearts are not unified. Although there have been many geniuses, most Pipi shrimps are not very interested in becoming stronger. Instead, they are extremely fond of spiritual stones!"

"I, Pipiba, was originally the next King of Pipi Shrimp! Our royal family originally controlled 60% of the spirit stone veins of the entire Pipi Shrimp clan. With the help of the power of the spirit stones, we control the entire Pipi Shrimp clan!"

"But one day, after his father died unexpectedly, the original Prime Minister Pipixia colluded with the Generalissimo Pipixia, seized most of the spirit stone veins, and used these spirit stones to bribe all the guards and generals! Took away the throne!"

"That's why I ended up here!"Pipiba said word by word

"？？？"I was confused when I heard about beef noodles.

"Do you mean that Prime Minister Pipixia colluded with Generalissimo Pipixia and used spiritual stones to bribe all the original guards and generals of your Wang family?"The beef noodles are a bit speechless.

"Yes, we Pipixia will do things for Lingshi! Whoever gives more spiritual stones will do the work for him! Is this any wonder?"Pipiba answered seriously.

"In other words, if I can take out more spiritual stones, can I also be King of Pipi?"Beef Noodles said casually.

"If you are also a Pipi shrimp, then of course you can!"Pipiba answered naturally.

Whoever gives more spiritual stones will be the king of Pipi Shrimp? It's a miracle that you Pipi Shrimp family can survive to this day! Beef Noodles was shocked.

But, there is That is the truth.

Maybe, this is the civilization and philosophy of the Pipixia family?

Love it!

"Boom, boom, boom!"At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Oops! It's tax collecting!"Pipiba was startled. In panic, he hurriedly handed a shrimp shell not far away to the beef noodles.

"？？？"A question mark in my mind about beef noodles

"Come on, this is the shrimp shell I shed last year. Once you put it on, just lie and claim to be my cousin!"Pipiba said

"？？？"The beef noodles are amazing.

Is this really possible?

So the beef noodles were put on shrimp shells.

He is just a person, carrying a shrimp shell.

The next scene shocked Beef Noodles

"Pipiba, it’s time for you to pay your taxes!"

"Okay, here are my taxes!"

"Well, who is that Pipi shrimp?"

"Ouch, that's my cousin!"

"Hahaha, be bold! Pipiba!"

"！"

……

As the tax-collecting green Pipi shrimp shouted loudly, the beef noodles became nervous, holding the grass, was it discovered?

"Do you think you don’t have to pay taxes because you secretly hide your cousin? Haha, luckily I am smart enough to see through your plot. Quick, pay the tax your cousin owes!"

"Oh, damn it, okay!"

……

Watching the cyan Pipi shrimp accept the two spirit stones and leave with satisfaction.

Beef noodles are a question mark in my mind.

I just carry a shrimp shell on my back, so this guy thinks he is a Pipi shrimp?

"Our Pipi shrimp family is different from your human race. We are all face-blind, which means that we Pipi shrimps can’t tell the difference between a human face and a shrimp face. To be honest, I can tell you are human because I have the blood of the Wang family!"

"Other Pipi shrimps rely on their shells to determine whether they belong to the Pipi shrimp family!"Pipiba explained with a serious look on his face.

"？？？"The beef noodles were shocking.

Hold the grass, you really deserve to be a shrimp (blind)!

Reasonable, so reasonable!

"Um? How are your legs feeling?"At this time, Pipiba discovered that Beef Noodle's leg injury was actually healed.

"Don't worry about these details, you are Pipiba, the prince of the Pipi shrimp clan! Pay attention to the overall situation, the overall situation!"Beef Noodles can be fooled when you open your mouth."

"Well, that makes sense! The overall situation, I have to look at the overall situation!"Beef Noodles' words convinced Pipiba very much.

Since you are not afraid of being discovered, why not go for a walk.

So Beef Noodles said something to Pipiba and walked out of the hut.

"Damn, this... this is really a shrimp island!"As soon as I walked out of Beef Noodles, I realized that the island in front of me was really small!

How small?

It's only as big as a basketball court.

On such a small island, there are actually more than a dozen huge conchs. , a wooden round board hung on the conch is the door.

"The living environment of the Pipi Shrimp clan is so terrible!"The beef noodles wiped a lot of sweat.

"ah!"At this moment, Beef Noodles felt like it was hit. When he turned around, he saw a half-meter-tall little Pipi shrimp suddenly fell in front of him.

"Damn it, you broke my leg. Please pay for the spiritual stone. If you don’t give me a spiritual stone, I won’t get up!"The little Pipi Xia said loudly.

???

Beef Noodles was shocked.

Is this, is this the Pengci from another world?

Is he such a retarded Pengci?

"Children, uncle will play a game with you! Guess how many spiritual stones my uncle has in his pocket? You guessed it right, I’ll give you two spiritual stones! If you guess wrong, you have to give me a spiritual stone!"Beef Noodles smiled slightly, with a touch of kindness.smile

"Hey hey hey, this silly shrimp, he himself spilled the beans and already told the answer. Isn’t it easy to get these two spiritual stones?"Little Pipi Xia was stunned for a moment, then he laughed.

"I guess, two pieces!"Little Pipi Shrimp jumped up at the speed of light and said excitedly

"hehe……"Beef Noodles stood up slowly and shook his robe

"Sorry, I don’t have a pocket, so it’s 0. You guessed wrong!"Beef Noodles replied calmly.

"Ahhhh! Damn bad uncle shrimp, bully me!!! Woohoo!"This little Pipi shrimp ran away crying.

"Mark hahahaha! I didn’t expect that the Pipi Shrimp clan would be so easy to deceive! They are much more retarded than the scammers I have encountered before!"Beef Noodles pinched a piece of spiritual stone that he had cheated from Xiao Pipi Xia, and couldn't help laughing.

Suddenly, Beef Noodles had a flash of inspiration!

An incredible thought came to his mind.

Now he has arrived at the Sea of ​​Stars alone. I have no idea how to find Brother Luffy and the others?

Not to mention, everything to build the teleportation array is on board the Merry!

With my own strength, damn, I may not be able to find Brother Luffy in my life, let alone Not to mention completing the mission!

But... if we can use the Pipi Shrimp clan, which is known as the largest number in the Chaotic Star Sea, maybe there will be a way?

So Beefface shouted at the little Pipi Shrimp who ran away.

"Kids, do you want to earn a lot of spiritual stones?"Beef Noodles laughed.

"Huh? How to make money?"This little Pipi Shrimp is worthy of being a member of the Pipi Shrimp family. His eyes were almost squeezed into the shape of spirit stones after he looked away from the crying look before, and he ran back in a swish.

"Look what this is?"The beef noodles turned their palms and used the power of wood escape to make a green cup.

"what is this?"Little Pipi Shrimp asked curiously

"This is the Holy Grail of Wood! It is an extremely rare treasure! If you want to make a lot of spiritual stones, it all depends on this thing!"Beef Noodles said with a smile.

"Um? How to earn spiritual stones?"What Little Pipi Xia wants to know most anxiously is this.

"It's very simple. I'll sell this Holy Grail of Wood to you for the price of two spiritual stones! Then, if you find someone else, you can sell it to him for the price of three spiritual stones! In this way, you will make a net profit of one spiritual stone!"

"Not only that, if you come back to me again, I will give you another spiritual stone!"

"Come and go again, you will make a net profit of two spiritual stones!"

"Think about it, if you sell to ten people, wouldn’t you be able to earn twenty spiritual stones?"

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"Wow! This, this is too powerful, right?"Little Pipi Shrimp's eyes suddenly lit up, staring at the Holy Grail of Wood.

"However, although this Holy Grail of Wood is very profitable, how can it be sold?"Little Pipi Shrimp asked curiously

"Very simple! Just tell the person you sold it to and ask him to sell it at the price of four spiritual stones. Wouldn't he be able to earn one spiritual stone? In this way, you earn two spiritual stones, he earns one spiritual stone, and everyone enjoys the blood earned together!"Beef Noodles laughed and finally told the key.

"Wow! Is this still possible? I see!"Little Pipi Shrimp became excited, and immediately took out another spiritual stone, handed it to Beef Noodles, and then ran out happily holding the Holy Grail of Wood.

Beef Noodles was not in a hurry and waited quietly.

A stick of incense after

"I succeeded! I'm sold!"Little Pipi Shrimp ran back excitedly to find beef noodles.

"Hahaha, isn’t it very profitable? On the lower side, I will definitely keep my promise. Now, this is the agreed upon return of a spiritual stone that belongs to you!"Beef Noodles smiled and handed a piece of spiritual stone to Xiao Pipi Xia.

"Me, I have four spiritual stones. I spent two of them before. Four minus two. Wow, I made a net profit of two spiritual stones!"Little Pipi Shrimp was very excited. Then he thought of something and ran back to the giant conch where he lived.

After a while, little Pipi Shrimp rushed back with ten spiritual stones in his arms.

"Brother Pipmian, please sell me 5 more Holy Grails of Wood!"

Looking at the sincere and pure eyes of Little Pipi Shrimp, the beef noodles suddenly smiled evilly...