After transmigration, I became a minion of the evil god?

“Mo, a large group of soldiers came outside.”

Mo Yu, who was preaching, stopped talking and looked at Sakura: “Soldier? Maybe it’s just passing by. ”

Now is not a time of war, and soldiers will not go around arresting people and looking for spies.

So the problem should not be big, and when encountering the ninjas of Konoha, these small countries do not dare to offend.

You know, the ninja village where the ninja is located represents the country behind it.

Ninjas who attack a certain country will make trouble at the national level if they are serious.

Small countries with shinobi villages dare not provoke the five big countries, not to mention the river country without shinobi villages, besides, Konoha is the strongest of the five shinobi villages.

How hard I can’t think about this, I will find death to provoke.

Mo Yu walked out of the village and saw the group of soldiers, probably numbering about two hundred.

The leading twenty or thirty rode horses, and the direction of progress was exactly this side.

Originally, Mo Yu thought that they passed by here along the way, and they couldn’t have come to collect taxes, right?

Such a barren village is often plundered by robbers, not to mention paying taxes, and it is a luxury to be able to eat.

It’s just that the army really stopped in front of the village.

The leader seemed to be a general, fat in stature, on a horse, with small eyes scanning the village.

Seeing the four people standing outside the village, he couldn’t help frowning and took out a rolled up piece of paper from inside his armor.

Then his eyes moved back and forth between the paper and the four, as if he had determined the target, raised his hand and shouted: “Surround them!” ”

The soldiers immediately moved and surrounded several people.

This situation made Mo Yu feel strange, he didn’t know each other, could it be because he entered the River Country without permission?

As for safety, there is no need to worry, there is Kakashi, an elite shinobi, these people want to catch themselves, they have to pass his level first.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Kakashi, who was hiding and observing, also appeared.

“We are the ninjas of Konoha, do you have anything to do?”

General: “It has nothing to do with you Konoha ninjas, I’m looking for that person.” ”

Saying that, he pointed to several people who were surrounded.

Mo Yu was stunned and pointed at himself suspiciously: “Me? I don’t know you. ”

If you just come to find yourself, it has nothing to do with entering the territory of the River Country, but there is another reason.

Eliminate all the impossibility, then there are only a few possibilities left.

Those villagers who have been developed into believers, is there something wrong with them?

“We received news that there was a man in a black robe and escorted by three ninjas, tricking the villagers into cheating out money.”

“It’s you in this portrait, right?” The general turned the paper in his hand over, and there were indeed five people drawn on it, one in black robes and one with a mask and eyes.

The remaining three little ones don’t need to be looked, which means that they are right.

“Scam money?” If it is just to confuse the villagers, Mo Yu admits this, and the missionary is already a little demagogic, but he can’t bear to cheat money.

Looking at this general on a horse, a sneer appeared on his face: “Heh~ Along the way, we didn’t ask those villagers for one or two, but gave away a lot of money from the robbers.” ”

“Next time you want to find trouble, remember to make a good excuse and don’t insult other people’s intelligence.”

“What news was received, those so-called robbers, in fact, are your subordinates, disguised as robbers to rob the village, the loss is too great, so I can’t help but find it.”

“What are you talking nonsense! Dare to slander General Ben!! ”

Seeing the other party’s angry gritted teeth, if Mo Yu hadn’t keenly noticed the other party’s subconsciously dodging eyes, he really thought he had guessed wrong.

“Yo yo yo ~ see through the break, is it panicked?” Immediately, he mockingly worked harder, not only saying in his mouth, but also drawing a middle finger in his hand: “Sand sculpture!” Come and hit me! I’ll go to you OOXX! ”

“Compare you with the maggots in the manure pit, it feels like an insult to the maggots, go back to the manure pit and be a fly!”

“I really doubt if your brain is ‘beep’! The brain has been crushed into a paste! ’”

“I advise you to die early and live early! It’s a waste of food to live! If you die, you waste the land, that is, burn it to ashes, and take it to build roads and be disliked. ”

“Oh ~ I forgot, garbage burning will pollute the air, you stupid ‘beep’ should be …”

The three guys in the seventh class looked at Mo Yu who was smiling and kept spitting out silent words in his mouth.

For five or six minutes, all kinds of trash talk were like shells, and their brains were down.

Not only them, but even the soldiers were blinded.

“You!!! You dare so! So humiliate me!!! ”

When he reacted from the trash talk saturation attack, the general’s face suddenly turned red, his eyes burst bloodshot, the blue tendons on his forehead bulged, and the knuckles of the fingers holding the handle of the sword turned white.

No one had ever dared to insult him like that! Never!

“Oh my God! A maggot actually spoke! Mo Yu looked at his hideous expression of wanting to peel himself apart and split his stocks, pretending to be surprised, and then smiled and raised his eyebrows: “Did these words hurt your poor self-esteem?” Oops~ That’s really sorry, I didn’t expect maggots to have self-esteem too. ”

“You! You!!! The general raised his hand and pointed forward, suddenly feeling a sweetness in his throat, and hot liquid erupted from his mouth: “Poof!” ”

A mouthful of bright red blood spurted out of his mouth, stunning everyone again.

Seeing this, Mo Yu was also a little stunned, and then clapped his hands and praised: “Wonderful!” The general’s move is so angry that he vomits dozens of taels of blood, I am afraid that there is no ancient, and it may be recorded in history, or do you want to find a painter to paint this scene and leave it for future generations to admire? ”

Everyone: “……”

Did this guy grow up eating poison? I am so angry that I can’t vomit enough blood, and I have to make up for it fiercely, it’s simply murderous!

“You!” The general covered his heart with one hand, pointed at Mo Yu with the other, his face showed pain, and his body fell from his horse with a crooked body.

Falling to the ground, he curled up and twitched for a moment, and then there was no movement.

A nearby soldier dared to approach him, trembling and stretching out his finger to the general’s nose.

In the next second, the soldier’s face instantly turned white, and he shouted in horror: “He! He killed the general!! ”

Hearing the soldier’s words, Mo Yu suddenly turned into a black question mark face.

“wht？！”

Is it April Fools’ Day!? Or has my mouth cannon unknowingly risen to MAX level?