After the Little Crybaby Enters the Nightmare Cycle

Patches of tumbleweed and red mounds galloped past the window.

207 poked his head out of the back seat and saw the car driving at a speed of 140km per hour, he said, "229, drive safely."

You Yu holds the steering wheel: "We must reach the coast before the sunset."

Originally attached to the window glass, Chi Nan turned his head to look at the strange scenery outside the window, "I can make the sunset slower."

207 in the back seat and Jiang Yu choked, and You Yu smiled: "Brother Nan, please trust my driving skills."

Chi Nan nodded: "Okay."

Recently, the system has been operating stably, and it has been off-season. Almost all dreammakers are idle, so You Yu decided to take Chi Nan on a trip.

The dream world has huge maps and scene data. It took more than ten hours for the tour to meet, and from millions of scene data, we found a corner that had been left unused for a long time, named Sunset Coast.

The dreamer obviously can enter any scene through the data channel, but You Yu still got a car and intends to drive it with Chi Nan himself.

Knowing this travel plan, 207 took his girlfriend Jiang Yu to ride the car together, so this unique vacation trip for the dreamer, dreamer and dreamer began.

The off-road vehicles without license plates were driving fast in the deserted wilderness. As You Yu promised, they arrived at the coastline surrounded by sandy beaches and reefs at 5:10 in the afternoon. The sun was just slanting to the west, and the light was slightly reddish. Sprinkle finely on the calm sea.

"229, you choose this place really well."

207 jumped out of the car and stretched long.

You Yu glanced at Chi Nan. When he saw Chi Nan's calm and focused eyes facing the sunset coast, he knew that he liked it very much, and said with a smile, "Thank you for the compliment."

The group of people moved the holiday food tent from the trunk. 207 and You Yu dexterously set up a fire on the beach and fiddled with barbecue utensils, while Chi Nan and Jiang Yu were in charge of setting up the tent.

"Are these meats marinated?"

Barbecue ingredients are prepared by 207 and they are responsible, You Yu confirms.

"Don't worry, it's absolutely delicious after marinating it all night."

"Are you sure there is no sugar in the marinated sauce?"

207 Bai Bai You Yu glanced at it: "You have explained it several times, how dare I put it indiscriminately."

You Yu smiled and did not speak.

Over there, Chi Nan and Jiang Yu quickly finished setting up the tent. Jiang Yu began to fiddle with her bartenders. Chi Nan suddenly got out of time and planned to help You Yu and them get tonight’s barbecue, but they found it frustrating. Can't help much.

"Leader, you go to the beach to take a rest, and now it's just right to watch the sunset."

207 hummed a song and said in a relaxed tone.

Chi Nan felt embarrassed that other people were busy and he didn't work. When he was at a loss, You Yu stuffed a donut into his mouth.

"Don't let them see you cry." You Yu said in a low voice, a little bit tricky.

"Um..." Chi Nan bit the donut and walked toward the beach very well.

Rich sugar blooms on the taste buds, and the sunset hanging on the sea level turns into a vague and humid red. Chi Nan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with the back of his hands.

When he finished eating the entire donut, the sunset had already been swallowed by more than half of the sea level.

The people behind him were still busy, Chi Nan simply sat on the beach and began to dig out the sand to catch small crabs.

Although the dream world is a dream constructed with nothingness, all the details are full of realism.

For example, the dimming sky and sea horizon, the tide flooding the beach just overwhelmed the ankles, the little crabs coming and going on the beach do not know what they are doing, and the wind blowing from the sea towards the evening, the sea is full of wet water. the taste of.

Chi Nan was playing on the beach in a daze, Yu Yu was busy with the food at hand, and looked in Chi Nan's direction from time to time.

207 bit the cigarette in his mouth, and chuckled lightly: "Don't look at it, you won't lose it."

Only then did You Yu retract his gaze, looked at Jiang Yu, who was busy making a drink, and asked 207: "Are you with that girl?"

207 ignition: "Well, I'm asleep."

You Yu's face is a little subtle: "Warning against regulations."

207 spit out his cigarette: "Come on, don't want to abuse beauty to defraud authority."

You Yuxiao, 207 looked over with tentative eyes, "Besides this is also against the rules, you have been removed from the dream maker a long time ago?"

You Yu stopped talking, 207 smacked for a moment, and suddenly curiously said: "Why, haven't you slept yet?"

You Yuliangliang glanced at her: "Please accept your curiosity about colleagues and bosses, thank you."

207 shrugged, smiled and said nothing.

After the sunset has completely sunk into the sea level, the barbecue is also ready.

"Brother Nan, the chicken wings and beef are grilled."

"Well, I'm waiting for my grilled squid."

"..."

"Ah, I almost forgot, I put some sugar when pickling the squid."

"It's okay, add more chili to cover it."

"..."

"By the way, Jiang Yu was a bartender before coming in. You can taste her craftsmanship later," 207 looked at the back of his girlfriend's bartending, "Anyway, the wine she made is the best I've ever had."

Chi Nan: "I don't know how to drink."

You Yu: "I don't drink today."

207 gave him a strange look: "Don't you usually drink it? You don't have to drive back later."

You Yu: "I don't want to drink today."

"Weird..." 207 murmured, and didn't bother to care about him, and drank the wine made by his girlfriend with great enjoyment, "It's a great vacation."

At this moment, Youyu’s communication equipment rang out inopportunely--

[Dreamer 229, please pay attention, there is a call request from Dawn Base...]

"A colleague on duty?"

"Yeah." You Yu frowned a little irritably, fearing to disturb everyone's holiday interest, he took the initiative to leave from the barbecue to the side to make a request.

Only Chi Nan and 207 were left beside the fire shelf, and Jiang Yu, who was busy making a drink after another.

207 suddenly came with strange interest, her eyes brightened, and she asked Chi Nan: "Leader, don't you really want to try my girlfriend's bartending skills?"

Chi Nan was obviously a little moved, and 207 continued to bewitched, "229 That guy won't let you drink? Anyway, he is busy answering the phone and dealing with things. How would you taste it?"

Chi Nan had never drunk alcohol before, and was a little curious about the liquid that made countless people addicted, so he nodded, "Okay, thank you."

After a pause, he said again, "I want a little more mint..."

"No problem." Jiang Yu poured a full glass of lemon mint rum, added ice cubes, and handed it to Chi Nan.

Chi Nan was holding the wine glass in both hands and took a sip with some care, his green eyes widened slightly, and his expression instantly froze.

"How is it?" Jiang Yu and 207 asked nervously, seeing that his expression was wrong.

Chi Nan seemed to slow down for a while before he said something incredible: "It's delicious."

The physiological reaction brought to him by alcohol is wonderful. The taste buds can taste sweetness, but under the suppression of alcohol, there is no urge to shed tears. Instead, a warm and soft touch flows throughout the body, which is very comfortable...

Chi Nan grumbled quickly and drank a whole glass of mojito.

"Don't worry, I'll make you another glass."

"Okay, thank you."

...

So just after processing things, I looked up and saw green stars hanging in the night sky, but in the blink of an eye, the sky full of stars began to fall, forming a green meteor shower.

He returned to the grill and saw Chi Nan drinking the fourth glass of moji in his glass.

"How is this going?"

Sitting beside Chi Nan, You Yu smiled bitterly and said, "Are you drunk?"

Chi Nan felt a little dazzling in front of him, and when he shook, the stars in the sky fell more severely.

But Chi Nan still didn't change his face, only the tips of his ears were slightly reddish: "It shouldn't be."

He doesn't know what experience drunk is, he intuitively feels that he is not drunk.

Until he drank the fourth glass of wine, he wanted to reach out and ask Jiang Yu, but Yuyu stopped him: "Don't give it to him."

You Yu pointed to the sea horizon in the distance. The green vortex was rolled up on the originally calm sea, and a green tornado was also quietly rolling on the sea.

Jiang Yu and 207 were both stunned. On the beach, You Yu shrugged: "If you drink it again, you may be able to summon some monster."

"...I don't want to fight during the holidays."

Fortunately, the green tornado only stayed in place, and the stars did not turn into meteorites and hit their heads. Everything happened quietly, and the bizarre scene seemed to be static.

Chi Nan pouted expressionlessly: "I'm not drunk."

You Yu: "..."

It's over.

"I'm not drunk."

Another green tornado appeared, and the entire coastline looked like a distorted and abstract green world.

You Yu: "Good."

Chi Nan was wronged: "Oh."

"For this holiday to be longer, stop drinking."

After all, if you drink it again, the order of the entire dream world may collapse in an instant.

Chi Nan continued to feel wronged: "Oh."

"...I'm not drunk." He died aggrieved, he didn't think he was drunk, just turned a little bit.

But the earth is already rotating, why can't his dream world rotate?

bully.

"Leader, let's do it," 207 appeared again with weird interest, "to prove that you are not drunk, how about we play a game?"

Chi Nan nodded solemnly: "Okay."

"I ask you to answer, you must tell the truth." 207's eyes lit up.

You Yu: "..."

Chi Nan: "No problem."

"Master Dream Maker, why do you like 229? Do you want to picture his face or his body?" 207 asked enthusiastically.

You Yu glanced at her coldly, and 207 issued a warning: "No interference."

You Yu: "..."

Chi Nan's world is still turning, but it does not prevent him from thinking seriously.

He tilted his head and thought for a long time, and said: "In principle, I don't like this kind of emotion, but I can't control this thing like You Yu."

Speaking of his grievance, he buried his head in his arched knees: "Besides, the system didn't say anything. It should be within the allowable range to like him."

System: ... I am a personal and wise system, and will not limit your freedom of love, let alone your love thoughts, thank you.

"So like this, is it a bug to you?"

Chi Nan continued to think very seriously and shook his head: "It's a surprise."

You Yu pursed his lips imperceptibly, and his face, who had never changed his color, became a little hot.

"What do you want to tell You Yu, take advantage of this now."

207 continued to arch the fire.

Chi Nan seemed to be down for a while, and suddenly looked towards You Yu. His green eyes were misted by alcohol, and You Yu saw his own shadow in his pupils.

Chi Nan blinked and said, "You Yu, can you teach me how to sleep?"

The air instantly solidified, and even the sea breeze stopped.

Only the stars above are still sliding down.

System: Cough.

The split 207 and Jiang Yu began to cover their mouths and laugh wildly.

"Why do you want me to teach you to sleep?"

You Yu met his gaze, a certain forbearance and calmness instantly dissociated and resolved, and there was a dangerous desire burning in his dark dark eyes.

Chi Nan was taken aback by his hot sight: "I asked the system, but the system said it couldn't teach me, let you come."

"...I think you were busy some time ago, and have never had a chance to say it."

"Why ask the system about this?"

You Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, hiding the chaotic rhythm of his breathing, and asked a little bit tricky.

"I think, with you, I should know this." Chi Nan said with his eyes open, he seemed a little at a loss.

"Know what?" You Yu was obviously bullying.

"How to sleep with you." Chi Nan is always honest. He blinked and his eyes got wetter.

You Yu smiled, and without a word, he picked up Chi Nan and walked towards the car parked at the entrance of the beach.

"Okay, I see, Master Dream Maker."

The world was spinning, Chi Nan blinked in his arms: "Where are we going?"

You Yu's body temperature became hot, Chi Nan could feel it clearly.

"Find a hotel." You Yu said, his voice slightly changed.

"What about Jiang Yu and 207?" Chi Nan asked.

"Follow them, they always have a way."

"Oh, why did we suddenly go to the hotel?"

Chi Nan felt a little soft. He hooked your arm around You Yu's neck and pressed it comfortably against You Yu's chest.

"Teach you to sleep."

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The author has something to say: If nothing else, this should be the last chapter. Crying Bao and Squid officially say goodbye to everyone (if the number of words in the list is correct)

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Next file 1 "Mirrored Women's Dress Lovers"

Lin Sanqian is sick.

He began to secretly dress in women's clothing, and then secretly fell in love with himself in the mirror in women's clothing.

He put on silk stockings, put on a wig, painted bright blue lipstick, raised his head to reveal a **** Adam's apple, contradictory and charming.

He called himself in the mirror in the dress: blue.

He lit a cigarette for Lan and squeezed the cigarette out of the corner of his eye.

The soot remaining on the mirror is like a mole.

Lin Sanqian thought it was time to say goodbye to Lan, before he couldn't help himself.

So he burned all the women's clothing and the blue.

But things were getting worse and he began to receive a courier from a mysterious person, which contained blue clothes, stockings and lipstick.

There are even blue selfies that he had already burned.

Lin Sanqian began to suspect that he was being spied on.

He changed jobs, moved houses, and changed numbers, but he still received everything about "blue" continuously.

Until one day, Lan stood in front of him.

She was wearing bright blue lipstick, and raised her head slightly with smoke in between, revealing her **** Adam's apple.

Lan pointed to the mole at the corner of his eye: "Three thousand, do you remember your blue?"

Lin Sanqian, who was forced to the corner, just wanted to confirm one thing, is this "blue" bigger than him when he takes off his skirt? ?

[Mirror image of women attack x neuropathy]

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Next file 2: "After the pirate boss returns to the world of horror"

On Qi Jiao's eighteenth birthday, he was accidentally involved in a world of infinite horror.

Other players died nine times, and there were bones everywhere in the dungeon world.

Newcomer Qi Jiu escaped from death, but found that things were getting more and more wrong...

Thousand-year zombies in the mass grave: "Boss, I want to apply for sick leave! It's not good to lie down on the lumbar spine for a thousand years."

Midnight Wedding Ghost Bride: "Boss, I want to apply for maternity leave! The labor contract states that I have 15 days vacation!"

The boss of the cannibal restaurant winked at him, "Boss, don't worry, I didn't add coriander to your bowl."

Qi Jiao:? ? ?

Why do everyone look familiar to me?

He seems to have a certain special ability, so that the ghost monster in the copy respectfully calls him "the boss."

Until one day, he reached the god-level boss079 and found that this dangerous man had exactly the same face as him...

Qi Jiu panicked: Good fellow. It turns out I was a pirated copy.

079 is a legendary boss in the infinite world, with the strongest combat power and almost perfect face. Players call it an invincible **** of death.

Many years ago, 079's personal data was stolen. The thief escaped back to the real world and copied an artificial person using 079's data.

Eighteen years later, in the terrifying world of infinite reincarnation, 079 met a special newcomer player——

This man used the exact same face as him to deceive his subordinates round and round.

How to do it?

It doesn't matter, he is super, super narcissistic anyway.

[Personality data replication type self-attack and self-inflicted, god-level boss disease and narcissism attack x cyborg pirated and accepted]